You see, when you obtain a DIVORCE, that means you don't want to be married to someone anymore.....when a MAN is not MARRIED to a WOMAN anymore, that means she can't be considered his WIFE. Now, ADDING 2+2 together, that means if you get a DIVORCE that MEANS a woman doesn't want to be that man's WIFE.

Class is over.
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Now it's time for Conversations with Expert:

DIVA: How was your Thanksgiving?
Expert: blah. Had to stay in Atlanta and work Friday. Mom's was salty.
DIVA: She was probably salty because that's the holiday everyone comes home on.
Expert: Nah, that aint it. More people came come on Labor Day than Turkey Day, which was the last time I was home. I think she said only my uncle came home this time. I think she was salty because this is the first Turkey Day I've ever missed since 93.
DIVA: ha ha...you and your damned statistics.
Expert: hey, they're what makes the world go round. *shrugs*