and now for these:
"hmmm...is it possible god just made an attempt on your life that was thwarted by the guiding hand of satan?" - Guinness

"It's easy to get lost in thought if it's not familiar to you."

"Not everyone can be a hero, so just sit on the bench and clap as I run by."

"Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he's talking about."

"Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot."

"Tact: the art of telling someone to go to hell in such a way that they anticipate the trip."

"Don't tell people your troubles: Half of them don't want to hear it, and the other half will be glad it happened."

"If one synchronised swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too?"

"Some people think football is a matter of life and death. I assure you, it's much more serious than that."

"Sure, there have been deaths and injuries in boxing, but none of them serious."

"If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either."

"It's not enough to succeed. Others must fail."

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