6510, ok rex...i didnt want to do this..|
Posted by THE TROLL UNDER THE BRIDGE, Fri Nov-15-02 01:30 PM
and this is no offence to the xitans here...take it with a grain of salt........bismillah
you bible says...
Humans were created after the other animals. (1:25-27)
The first man and woman were created simultaneously. (1:27)
Humans were created before the other animals. (2:18-19)
The man was created first, then the animals, then the woman from the man's rib. (2:18-22)
did they read this stuff b4 they made it up?
"And the Lord had respect unto Abel."
"For there is no respect of persons with God."
me and abel are hurt.....that wasnt cool..
"God sent his only begotten son into the world."
"The sons of God came to present themselves before the Lord, and Satan came also among them
whoa....your god must be a playa....and a liar.
"That Christ should suffer, and that he should be the first that should rise from the dead.
"And it came to pass, as they were burying a man, that, behold, they spied a band of men; and they cast the man into the sepulchre of Elisha: and when the man was let down, and touched the bones of Elisha, he revived, and stood up on his feet."
man......but i thought jesus was first? but kings says he wasnt...while after acts says he was....
"The word which God sent unto the children of Israel, preaching peace by Jesus Christ."
"Suppose ye that I am come to give peace on earth? I tell you, Nay; but rather division: For from henceforth there shall be five in one house divided, three against two, and two against three. The father shall be divided against the son, and the son against the father; the mother against the daughter, and the daughter against the mother; the mother in law against her daughter in law, and the daughter in law against her mother in law."
he is the word of peace....nah dog, i aint bout that peace at all...matter of fact if you aint got a sword...sell your shirt to get one :)
Then the same day at evening, being the first day of the week, when the doors were shut where the disciples were assembled for fear of the Jews, came Jesus and stood in the midst, and saith unto them, Peace be unto you.... But Thomas, one of the twelve, called Didymus, was not with them when Jesus came.
"Then the eleven disciples went away into Galilee, into a mountain where Jesus had appointed them. And when they saw him, they worshipped him."
"And that he was seen of Cephas, then of the twelve."
nah 12 baby, 12.......yeah...
"Ye men of Israel, hear these words; Jesus of Nazareth, a man approved of God among you by miracles and wonders and signs, which God did by him in the midst of you, as ye yourselves also know."
"And he sighed deeply in his spirit, and saith, Why doth this generation seek after a sign? verily I say unto you, There shall no sign be given unto this generation."
lol, make up your mind.....i had a friend named jesus...and he had the same problem as this jesus dude........whoever he is.
"Wine is a mocker, strong drink is raging: and whosoever is deceived thereby is not wise."
aye aye captain!!
"Drink no longer water, but use a little wine for thy stomach's sake."
"Wine that maketh glad the heart of man."
but, but, but you just said.......maaaan
i got alot more where that came from.....lets play, shall we? :)