28768, 4-part argument here:
Posted by Jon, Mon Feb-07-05 01:09 PM
1. soymilk is wierd unless its chocolate, which kind of hides the wierdness
2. tofu often ends up becomming airy-wierd insta-mush in your mouth, depending on who cooked it
3. "tofu chicken" is wrong for even TRYING to be like chicken and tasting instead like a sanitized ball of old de-elasticized rubber bands
4. tofu cubes taste like fuckin tofu cubes
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