and being that they lack the "l" sound in their language, and that all syllables must end in a vowel, they don't say i'm black, they say i'm "Ba-ra-ka." and then i get indignant and am like, "I'm Black! How dare you call me something I'm not!" and then i see a tube of that toothpaste with the pickaninny on it, and i jump to the conclusion that they are calling me "Ba-ra-ka" because they think i'm a pickaninny.

do you see how fucking absurd that is?