Osama and Saddam are old drinking buddies! They met in their fratboy days at the International University of Terrorism. Saddam was and English Lit major, and Osama was trying get into Dental School, but they still had plenty in common. They kept in touch when Saddam did his graduate work in Advanced Terrorism and Fashion Design, and have sort of kept track of each other over e-mail. So you gotta figure Saddam knows where Osama is. They had a lunch date planned for next Thursday!
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fucking RETARDS! GOD! And they wonder why motherfuckers abroad think we are a nation of fat, violent, ill-informed yahoos!