>I'm done with this topic.
>
>Go ahead and make up whatever story you want to as to why.
>But I just want you to keep something in mind...
>
>Saddam doesn't love you.
>
>Bin Laden Doesn't love you.
>
>Arafat doesn't love you.
>
>Castro doesn't love you.
>
>Papa Smurf doesn't love you.
>
>Marky Mark doesn't love you.
>
>....neither does the Funky Bunch
>
>Jaleel White doesn't love you.
>
>Sean Hannity doesn't love you.
>
>Spud Webb doesn't love you.
>
>Christina Aguilera doesn't love you.
>
>You are a slut, and nobody loves you.

Well, why do you think I masturbate?
It's making love to someone I deeply
care about.

*Squeezes KY Jelly in hand*