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24621, f*kk the bloodhound gang
Posted by guest, Tue May-16-00 09:27 PM
this was forwarded to me. i don't know who this group is but what the hell?!? what?!?
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Yellow Fever
Bloodhound Gang

Are those numchucks in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Let me take you back to the day that I met my China girl
When I landed a `Pam` like on the San Fran Real world
I was sweating like a vegetable inside of a wok
I`d never been to Asia Minor but I was gonna Bangkok
Like Kristy Yamaguchi I had to break the ice
Should I talk about Mothra M*A*S*H or shrimp-fried rice?
I was sharp as a Chinese star but it`s a line I threw
Just thirty seconds over Tokyo and this Johnny would Woo
I took a shot like Jeanette Lee put on my moves like Bruce Lee
I told he every Soon Yi needs a little Woody
She said for all the tea in China my vagina`s not free
But my love will linger longer than the Ming Dynasty
I said I needed her to do and her to do my laundry
I knew she needed a way to stay legally within the country
She was made in Taiwan I said I`m O.K. with that
Just promise me you`ll never try to eat my cat

Chinky chinky bang bang I love you
Chinky chinky bang bang I know you love me too

In Japan the hand is used as a knife
In Japan a man`s wife`s hand job than can cost him his life
But now this Captain Kirk has his own Sulu
I`ll shampoo her Foo Man Chu with Lo Hung WangGoo
Cause I ride my slant-eyed slope like a brand new Kawasaki
Oh me chinky she`s so kinky got me hot like Nagasaki
Burnin` up like Napalm burstin` like an A-bomb
I think I got that jungle fever but I caught it in `Nam
She`s like an oriental rug cause I lay her where I please
Then I blindfold her with dental floss and get down on her knees
I`m a diving Kamikaze eating out Chinese
First I`ll have the poo-poo platter than some tuna sushi
She`ll be screaming like Godzilla and kickin` like Jackie Chan
I`ll get her redder than China wetter than the
Sea of Japan
Like the Chinese New Year she`s gonna see fireworks
Now be a good chinky and press Jimmy`s shirts

Chinky chinky bang bang I love you
Chinky chinky bang bang I know you love me too

Sing chinky sing
One more time
Chinky chinky bang bang I love you
Chinky chinky bang bang I know you love me too
Chinky chinky bang bang chinky bang
Chinky chinky bang biddily biddily biddily bang

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Please forward to inform others of what is happening. 2Tongues spoken word group in Chicago is starting to organize, as well as groups in LA and San Francisco, for the Bloodhound Gang appearances coming up soon.

To Whom It May Concern:

This letter is to inform your organization of a pressing issue that groups all across the country are organizing around. A popular and controversial band, The Bloodhound Gang, has been the target of a series of protests and criticism from several groups due to the content of their songs and music videos.

The Gay and Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation (GLAAD) recently demanded that MTV edit their video, "The Bad Touch" in which a gay couple is hit over the head with a loaf of bread. The Asian American Student Union and other groups at the University of Maryland-College Park protested their schoolís decision to choose The Bloodhound Gang to appear at their annual Art Attack on May 5, on the grounds that their songs "Yellow Fever" and "I Wish I was Queer so I could get Chicks" perpetuate harmful stereotypes, with lyrics such as "Cause I ride my slant-eyed slope like a brand new Kawasaki/She's like an oriental rug cause I lay her where I please" and "Hang out with my mom's hairstylist/his name is Kip/he's got a lisp/he talks like this...And wear my mother's lingerie/learn the songs of Broadway." The Asian American Student Union at the University of Wisconsin-Madison held a rally on May 8 to increase public awareness and dialogue on the social ramifications of the lyrics in the song "Yellow Fever", and activists all over the country are organizing against the groupís performances this summer.

The band, which consists of four males, three white and one bi-racial, are based in Philadelphia and Los Angeles. They are signed with Geffen Records, a major label that also signs artists such as Beck, Peter Gabriel, and Counting Crows. The Bloodhound Gang is currently No.19 on the Billboard Charts, is very popular on the MTV show "Total Request Live". The band will tour through February 2001, then will travel to Europe after covering much of the United States. Their website, which includes additional background information, lyrics, and tour dates can be viewed at
http://www.bloodhoundgang.com/