Yeah, I said it! Wear it! Display it! These crakas have been right, all this time.

Let's just go down to Bubba's Redneck Eporium and Lynch Wear and ....

Buy a rebel cap with the flag embrodered just over the cap's bill....

Get yourself a tight jean jacket with a small rebel flag just on the sleeve (don't wanna over do it)...

Don't forget to pick up a dingy white/yellow t-shit ( I don't think they come in that pristine white - cuz the crackers would just blend into the shirt)

And for your car buy a stiker for the back windsheild and a license tag that says something like Strips and Bars and Niggers Forever!

THEN.......
Let's all then TELL these crackas that they was white... I mean right all a long by showing up in our late model Trans-ams and Camaroes at some highly visable, telivised, heavily Redneck,... I mean White (sorry Koala),..... I mean Caucasian populated event.

Wadda ya say, Bhooy or Gal?

Live from the Shoe Sto'
NuShooz
or NuSherz as the right, I mean white folk say

I,I, I Can't Wait!