10 reasons why Expertise should run for President:

1. "I cannot understand for the life of me why are you Okayplayers supporting such an illogical, idiotic, extremist party like the Green Party."

2. "I can get sick of breathing, but if I don't, I'll die."

3. "Well duh, the things taught in School are designed to reflect the society we are in. It's a school, not a brain washing scheme."

4. "Awwww poor thing....did I offend you? That's a shame. If you think I'm offensive, wait until reality hits you. You'll think I was Barney ... Hence, you can take your toys and go home."

5. "The economy can only do as well as it's highest achievers. If they aren't succeeding, then that means the lowest ones aren't either. That's what makes them low."

6. "WAKE UP!!! I cannot actually FATHOM meeting any of you dimwits that actually believe this is a good idea. You're actually willing to allow governemt to steal your money. There are actually more life-forms like you guys in this world???"

7. "There is NO genocide and no exploitation going on in this country."

8. "Nader doesn't DESERVE a fair chance (in the elections); this mess is nothing more than some socialist ploy."

9. "It's not big businesses' job to care."

10. "It's all about ME!"