Truthfully, most tighty whiteys are terrified of being called racist to their face, so while they might stare or follow us around a store, it's never going to be the same. Most black people who have a problem have been much more confrontational... MUCH more confrontational, because in their minds, I'm the one who's transgressed. And it quickly descends from there. I mean, in New York, we never had a problem: Bed-Stuy, Crown Heights, Tremont, Fordham, Kingsbridge, Riverdale, Harlem, Spanish Harlem, Wash Heights - never had a problem fucking ANYWHERE. Here in DC, we've become a novelty item... again.

And with New York Jews, it's really not that deep. We've been intermarrying since the sixties in bulk. My kid brother insists we make the best babies on the planet... but then, he's got sort of an unhealthy crush on Lisa Bonet, so you gotta take that with a grain of salt.