well they need to call the jolly bastard jhonny or somethin. my initials are CAL, but I dont go round tellin folk thats my name.
FUCCIN JEB!!!!!....Parents, dont give ya kid stupid ass nicknames cuz when they grow up the shit sticks and sounds MAD CORNEY AND FUCCED UP.....

but thats besides the point... wait, no it isnt!!!!!!!!

BLACKS DONT GO TO COLLEGE CUZ REDNECK FUCKERS WIT NAMES LIKE "JEB" IS IN POWER!!!


naw, We need a good ol fashioned CLETUS JENKINS in office!!!! or sombody wit da last name Jhonson or Washington!!!!!