"Let’s talk about a serious disease that’s affecting our youth and spreading all around the world. This disease is called “SLANG.” Why is it a disease? Because it destroys a certain part of the brain making you retarded."

Of course, why didn't I think of that?


"The usage of slang affects the Broca’s Area, this is where you learn to articulate and form phrases. It’s the portion of the brain that gives us overstanding of languages, with language expression being the function of motor control."

"You must overstand that any part of your body that is not being used; your brain will cut it off just like it never existed."

Oh really, I had no idea.


"Slang may have started out with unconventional words or phrases that express something old a new way. However, it has developed into a sick, malicious, vulgar language that might even shock the devil, and it’s spreading throughout the world. We must fight against this disease of slang: poor articulation, bad grammar, and inferiorism by correcting our children and ourselves when slang is used."