my eyebrows might look like his.


"I kick it with the hobbit, not John
Wayne Bobbit."-Aisha Tyler (trying to rap)

"What?! Fuck gangsta, I'm from the damn suburbs...I keep shit suburban."-me

"Put them on a pedestal, treat them like a goddess, and respect the hell out of 'em."- Gina Gershon on how women should be treated
(gotta admire a woman who has "pussy" painted on her cell)