are just tacky as all hell.

Death to the marketing genius who thought that up.

Between hits on the crack pipe: "What can we put out that would degrade women and make them feel good about it?"

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densetsu no hitokiri, himura battousai.

"Jenna Bush's Federally Protected Wetlands Now Open For Public Drilling" - headline from The Onion

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