That they will try to re-name Washington after him, now.

I mean, Reagan single-handedly overthrew the USSR, branded those pesky queers as plague-carriers (remember GRIDS? Gay Realted Immune Deficiency Syndrome? Yeah, what they used to call AIDS), and won the War on Drugs! He also dealt with those naughty Negroes and Messicans with his really effective domestic policy, international free trade, and immigration laws! And let's not forget those Commie Pinko Laborniks, who don't know how to shut up and appreciate their lower-than-minimum-wage employment in back-breaking industries like construction, agriculture, and home care!

Ah, Reagan... you brought Jesus back from the dead AND balanced the national budget. My hat off to you, sir! Reagan, D.C., here I come!

>shoots self in face<