man, i grew up in the country... was plagued by super mosquito bites, caterpillar nests all over my swing set, digestive problems do to actually eating the mud pies i made... but it was "the life."

then one day, while running through the woods, i ran into a spider's web; was distressed for a minute, but carried on... the next morning as i was brushing my teeth, this big ass spider slowly lowered itself from my hair. i was mortified! really... it spent all night in my hair?!! my love of the outdoors slowly dwindled after that... been scared of spiders even since, too.

but that air is so good for you, for your skin... i want to take my daughter back, but i can't shake my urban attitudes. i ruined our last trip to the park because i panicked over yellow jackets attracted to our lunch...

damn nature...