Dan Gilbert is a turdburglar. Certified. Indefensible.

LeBron is basically Donovan McNabb per the SPM Doctrine until further notice; he's not gonna be Reggie White no matter how much you spin that shit. He's a career backpedaler and passive aggressive choke artist who brought some great basketball to a team that is forever mismanaged. Until he gets like Kobe and stops giving a fuck about what people think about him, then you're going to see that Finals appearance over and over again.

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