*** OVERTURE *** http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1RuIYMFpgM

(KC, Will, Warren, Shells)
Look down! Look down!
Don't look them in the eye!
Look down! Look down!
Their playoffs were denied!

(Ernie)
Their teams were strong!
They're hard as hell to beat!

(KC, Will, Warren, Shells)
Look down! Look down!
He succumbed to defeat!

(Cere)
My team was good!
Sweet Jesus, hear my prayer!

(KC, Will, Warren, Shells)
Look down! Look down!
Sweet Jesus hates you, Cere!

(Shawn)
Next year, next year!
I'll win it all, it's true!

(KC, Will, Warren, Shells)
Look down! Look down!
We've all forgotten you!

(Smuts)
Breakdown! Breakdown!
To it, I'll be a slave!

(KC, Will, Warren, Shells)
Breakdown! Breakdown!
It put you in your grave!

*** ASS BRACKET ANTHEM *** http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NswrXps_E18

(Matty, Longo, Money)

At the end of the season, our anguish is over!
And that's all you can say for our teams that were poor!
It's a struggle! It's a war!
And there's nothing that's really worth saying!
One more day standing about, what's it for?
One day less to be playing.

At the end of the season, our luck had turned colder!
And the shirt on your back doesn't keep out the chill!
And the top four hurry past!
They don't hear our egos all crying!

(Matty, Money)
And we've turned our back, looked away from the kill!
One day less of replying!

*** ROOKIE ANTHEM *** http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MU9OWdIDGL4 (starts about :50)

(Fantinefessional)

There was a time my luck was kind
Yahoo Leagues were all inviting
There was a time that I was blind
And Blowhard posts seemed so exciting

I dreamed a dream of Blowhard Bowl
My hope was high and life worth living
I dreamed I'd sit atop each poll
I dreamed a playoff bid by Thanksgiving
Then I was younger, way back when
I took the research I had gathered
And when it came time for pick ten
I confidently picked Matt Stafford

But the Blowhards come at night
With their rosters full of talent
As they tear your team apart
As they turn your dream to shame

Then Coolidge soothed me at my side
He offered keepers that seemed gallant
He took my second pick in stride
Before week seven even came

And still I dream I'll win each week
Starting three Lions, but not Johnson
But these dream send tears down my cheek
I have a death wish like Charles Bronson

I had a dream Blowhards would be
So different from this hell I'm living
So different now from what it seemed
Blowhards has killed the dream... I dreamed

(dies)

*** FRANK VALJONGO'S ANTHEM *** http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxpnMQcE6hs (starts at 1:20)

Who am I?
Can I end Sarah's dreams of playoff bid?
Knowing that he's been busy with his kid?
We innocently tried to trade
Yet the whole league all felt betrayed!
Who am I?
Can I end Ernie two years in a row?
And cook his team like it was pastry dough?
Was he distracted by his wife?
Or touring with My Secret Life?
Tis my strife
How can I ever face my fellow men?
How can I ever face myself again?
The spoiler is my role, I know
I came to terms so long ago
It gives me hope when hope was gone
It gives me strength to carry on

Who am I?
What am I?
I'm called upon!

So Ernie, Cere, you see it's true
That I take joy in beating you!

Who am I?
2... 4... 6... I... WON!!!

*** WARREN COSETTE'S ANTHEM *** http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ag7j-pCvvfU

I am an asshole on a cloud
And my delusion's running deep
I like to think that I will sweep
Sweep by the asshole on a cloud

There is a roster full of toys
There are two QBs I can start
Sit the first pick and boast real loud
Boasts by the asshole on a cloud

There is success that I have had
Wins over Cere have made me glad
First seed is mine, thanks very much
Mine is a team no one can touch

I'm in place where I can't lose
I'm in denial how good Will is
Will beating me? That's not allowed
Not for the asshole on a cloud

*** MASTER KC-NARDIER'S ANTHEM *** http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1sD5hjYXD3E (starts at 1:15)

Master of the house, doling out the charm
Taking care of kids and of my wife, their mom
Work a little here, pick em up from school
Children all appreciate a nice carpool
Glad to play a little Blowhards
Everybody knows I'm nice
But I don't want to leave with nothing
I've got a hefty mortgage price!

Master of the house, keeper of the zoo
On weekends, I like to take a nap or two
Picking up some toys, cleaning up a room
If their carpet's dirty, then I'll go vacuum
Everybody loves a father
Blowhards takes up extra time
But if it really pleases,
Jesus, can you make the title mine?

(ALL THE BLOWHARDS JOIN IN)
MASTER OF THE HOUSE!

(KC-NARDIER)
Washer of a dish!

(BLOWHARDS)
Comforter, philosopher, and dear commish!
Servant to the poor! Always ruling fair!

(VALJONGO)
Even though he vetoed my awesome trade with Cere!

(BLOWHARDS)
Everybody toast the father!
Everybody toast Commish!

(KC)
Everybody raise a shot!

(ERN grumbles)
Raise it to his empty roster spot!

(BLOWHARDS)
Everybody raise a shot to the Master of the House!

*** INSPECTOR SHELLSVERT'S ANTHEM *** http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fB1OgS0MuBs

There, there on my RedZone
Peterson's running
Brady is God
My two-man attack
God be my witness
I never shall yield
Til I win back-to-back
Til I win back-to-back

They know their way in the dark
But mine is the way of the Lord
And those who bet on the returning champion
Shall have their reward
Opponents will fall
As Lucifer fell
Their teams
Outscored

Stars
AP and Brady
Not to be doubted
Filling my roster
With order and light
You are the sentinels
Silent and sure
Giving KC a fight
Giving Warren a fright

You know your duty and role
You hold your course and your aim
And each of your seasons
Your returns, your returns
They are always the same
And if you fall as Lucier fell
I fall the same!

And so it has been and so it is written
On the doorway to paradise
That those who falter and stand in my way
Must pay the price

Lord let me advance
That I may leave Warren
covered in scars!
I will never rest
Til then
This I swear!
This I swear by my stars!

*** WILLJOLRAS' ANTHEM *** http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYizXBQ5EQA

DO YOU HEAR THE PEOPLE SING
SINGING A SONG OF ANGRY MEN
IT IS THE MUSIC OF ALL THOSE
WHO DON'T WANT SHELLS TO WIN AGAIN?
WHEN OUR BEATING OF WARREN
MATCHES THE BEATING OF THE DRUMS
THERE IS A NEW BLOWHARD CHAMPION
WHEN NEXT WEEKEND COMES!

Will you join in my crusade?
Will you be strong and stand with me?
We shall see the fate of those
who mocked when I picked Steve Ridley!
Then root for my squad
We'll no more of that clod, Shelly!

DO YOU HEAR THE PEOPLE SING
SINGING A SONG OF ANGRY MEN
IT IS THE MUSIC OF ALL THOSE
WHO DON'T WANT SHELLS TO WIN AGAIN?
WHEN OUR BEATING OF WARREN
MATCHES THE BEATING OF THE DRUMS
THERE IS A NEW BLOWHARD CHAMPION
WHEN NEXT WEEKEND COMES!

Will my roster all prevent
Warren Coolidge from his advance?
So that Eli, Vincent, Trent
can all stand up and take their chance?
The Professor will cry
When I kick him right in the pants!

DO YOU HEAR THE PEOPLE SING
SINGING A SONG OF ANGRY MEN
IT IS THE MUSIC OF ALL THOSE
WHO DON'T WANT SHELLS TO WIN AGAIN?
WHEN OUR BEATING OF WARREN
MATCHES THE BEATING OF THE DRUMS
THERE IS A NEW BLOWHARD CHAMPION
WHEN NEXT WEEKEND COMES!

***** ACT ONE FINALE ***** http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpGA_VRc1Ro

(VALJONGO)
One week more
Another week, another destiny
This never-ending road is not for me
And yet since RG3 is mine
I'll wait until another time
One week more

(WARREN COSETTE)
I cannot live without the Bowl
How can I live if we are parted?

(VALJONGO)
One week more

(WARREN COSETTE)
Next week it seems a world away
And yet the playoffs have just started

(ERNPONINE)
One more week all on my own

(WARREN COSETTE)
Will I ever win again?

(ERNPONINE)
One more week in consolation

(WARREN COSETTE)
I was born to win the bowl!

(ERNPONINE)
How I longed to sit the throne

(WARREN COSETTE)
And I swear it will be true!

(ERNPONINE)
But now I cannot sit theeeeeere!

(WILLJOLRAS)
ONE MORE WEEK BEFORE THE STORM

(CEREIUS)
Do I go where Ernie goes?

(WILLJOLRAS)
WHAT A BATTLE FOR THE TITLE

(CEREIUS)
Shall I join the losers there?

(WILLJOLRAS)
WHEN MY BACKS BEGIN TO SWARM

(CEREIUS)
(eyeing a bacon cupcake)
Do I eat this? Do I dare?

(WILLJOLRAS)
WHEN THEY EACH SCORE A TD

(WILL/WARREN)
The time! Is now! The week! Is here!

(VALJONGO)
One week more!

(SHELLSVERT)
One more day to revolution!
I will nip it in the bud!
I will overcome each challenge!
Peterson is such a stud!

(VALJONGO)
One week more!

(KC-NARDIER)
AP runs amok
Brady's gonna ball
But you don't know your luck
When there's a free for all!
With a Brady dip
One less AP touch
The rest of his team sucks
So they will not do much!

(WILLJOLRAS)
ONE DAY TO A NEW BEGINNING
RAISE THE FLAG OF VICT'RY HIGH
NEXT WEEK I WILL BE A KING

(WILLJOLRAS/WARREN COSETTE/KC-NARDIER/SHELLSVERT)
NEXT WEEK I WILL BE A KING!
THERE'S A NEW BOWL FOR THE WINNING
THERE'S A TITLE TO BE WON
DO YOU HEAR THE PEOPLE SING?

(CEREIUS)
Hey guys, it's me! Can I play with you?...

*** THE FANCY OVERLAPPING PART!!! ***

(VALJONGO)
One week more

(WARREN COSETTE)
Next week it seems a world away

(ERNPONINE)
One more week all on my own

(WARREN COSETTE)
And yet the playoffs have just started

(SHELLSVERT)
I will kill these little losers
Make their blood into a bisque!
I will show them what they get for
Giving me an asterisk!

(VALJONGO)
One week more!

(WARREN COSETTE)
I cannot live without the Bowl

(ERNPONINE)
One more week in consolation

(WARREN COSETTE)
How can I live if we are parted?

(SHELLSVERT)
One more day to revolution!
I will nip it in the bud!
I will overcome each challenge!
Peterson is such a stud!

(KC-NARDIER)
AP runs amok
Brady's gonna ball
But you don't know your luck
When there's a free for all!

(VALJONGO)
Next week I'll be so far away!
Yet next week is the judgment day!

(ALL BLOWHARDS EXCEPT FANTINEFESSIONAL, WHO IS DEAD)
Next week we'll discover
What our God in Heaven has in store!
One more game!
One more week!
ONE WEEK MORE!!!

*** CURTAIN ***

*** INTERMISSION ***

http://overheardinthesacristy.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/applause.gif?w=460

not feeling mine. without Harvin and Gronk I'm devoid of much stud power.

there's a reason you have the most total points.

I'm still trying to revive myself after The Rookie Anthem.....



<---- Downtown Kansas City, Missouri 5/24/2011

I'd love to share it with folks but they wouldn't get half the jokes. You hit this one out the park, Longo.....




<---- Downtown Kansas City, Missouri 5/24/2011

you'd probably be able to get to .500....


lolol....

>Starting three Lions, but not Johnson

well done, sir.

i'll never be able to listen to that again with a straight face.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGbmu0CvV0g

Still wouldn't change it....Dalton at the Eagles was the right move over Rodgers at the Bears....

plus I'll feel better pulling not having to pull for a QB....AND the Defense he's playing against...

you want to go down with the #1 overall pick on the bench.

it ain't the pathagreon therum....lolololololololl....

Start your no. 1 pick, your red hot running back, win your semi-final, head to finals. Got it.

(these notes are excellent, thank you)

>it ain't the pathagreon therum....lolololololololl....

>
>>it ain't the pathagreon therum....lolololololololl....
>


That one's easy. A2 + B2 = Not the Champ.

<---- Downtown Kansas City, Missouri 5/24/2011

I guess everyone in this league is stupid minus one person for not understanding the choice. Oh well!

just now getting to check the score..

had to rush Moms to the hospital early this morning

peace...

<---- Downtown Kansas City, Missouri 5/24/2011

Mom stays at a board and care because she had a stroke, and has dementia....

the medicine that she has to take has some pretty harsh side effects...

she had some sort of seizure yesterday morning..... but she's fine now.

you know last year she had her stroke the morning that the Rams beat the Saints....So I told her yesterday, "Mom I don't think you're having a stroke because the Rams are getting their azz kicked right now" lol.

but thanks though..

it's no fun when they get old.

Wow. Thats an odd one. Good thing Pitta bailed Will out.

jot that down.

bout to enjoy my first Blowhards Bowl. Nice to actually keep some of this money for a change instead of sending it all out....



<---- Downtown Kansas City, Missouri 5/24/2011

I really want him to win with an inactive player in his lineup. It'd feel... right, somehow.

but ernie and warren will find a way.

everything else is irrelevant.

In such spectacular fashion too, with so many studs on his bench.

after all that bombast. all the condescension. he bought into his own delusions a little too hard.

It will never be lived down.

On your bench.

In the playoffs.

L ololo L ololo L

because andy dalton is not a good qb, at all. he's completely a creation of aj green. no way would anyone stake their fantasy life on andy dalton if they ever watched him play.

>because andy dalton is not a good qb, at all. he's
>completely a creation of aj green. no way would anyone stake
>their fantasy life on andy dalton if they ever watched him
>play.

overall fantasy QB this season..... Over the last 6 or 7 weeks he at least tied or outscored Aaron Rodgers 4 times...

he'll easily be a top 5 fantasy QB for the next few years with Green, Sanu, Hawkins, Gresham and solid running game and defense...

I start Rodgers I still would have lost.... Dalton was the right play and would do it again...every fantasy outlet had him outscoring rodgers last week..so you coming in here acting like you know what you're talking about only makes you look more a fool..

i double dare you. pick him. start him. use him.

>overall fantasy QB this season..... Over the last 6 or 7 weeks
>he at least tied or outscored Aaron Rodgers 4 times...

>he'll easily be a top 5 fantasy QB for the next few years with
>Green, Sanu, Hawkins, Gresham and solid running game and
>defense...
>
>I start Rodgers I still would have lost.... Dalton was the
>right play and would do it again...every fantasy outlet had
>him outscoring rodgers last week..so you coming in here acting
>like you know what you're talking about only makes you look
>more a fool..

Here's the thing. Andy Dalton's BEST GAME is an average Aaron Rodgers day. Rodgers, meanwhile, has the potential to have the top score of the week every week.

>>overall fantasy QB this season..... Over the last 6 or 7
>weeks
>>he at least tied or outscored Aaron Rodgers 4 times...
>
>>he'll easily be a top 5 fantasy QB for the next few years
>with
>>Green, Sanu, Hawkins, Gresham and solid running game and
>>defense...
>>
>>I start Rodgers I still would have lost.... Dalton was the
>>right play and would do it again...every fantasy outlet had
>>him outscoring rodgers last week..so you coming in here
>acting
>>like you know what you're talking about only makes you look
>>more a fool..
>
>Here's the thing. Andy Dalton's BEST GAME is an average Aaron
>Rodgers day. Rodgers, meanwhile, has the potential to have
>the top score of the week every week.


he outscored Rodgers SEVERAL times during the season. He was the 6th overall fantasy QB up to last week.

I mean surely there are people who play guys based strictly upon where they draft them..

but the strategy I utilize has pretty much gotten me in the post season in every league I'm in...every year....and has won me plenty of titles.

No fantasy football entity had rodges outscoring Dalton last week. None. Nobody.....

Dalton's best game was a 30, and he averaged 18 ppg.

So, basically, you're mad and wrong.

but should be focused elsewhere..

what you and the other idiots who are obsessing over this aren't noticing is that even if I had played Rodgers over Dalton...I still would have lost..

that didn't cost me shit..

>after all that bombast. all the condescension. he bought into
>his own delusions a little too hard.


people who don't make the playoffs don't have shit to say.....

only weirdos do shit like that..

lolololololol....

ain't gonna change the horrible display you put on this year..

you should either up your game, or don't talk so much..

your lack of skill along with your shit talking makes you pretty annoying in this league..

make the playoffs then maybe you can talk t Warren Coolidge....

lolololololol.......

That way, they're both together, the way a good musical should be.

<---- Downtown Kansas City, Missouri 5/24/2011

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdvBLFI5kIs

WARREN'S ODE TO ANDY DALTON: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nrgnDDmRt0

And now I'm all alone again nowhere to turn, no one to go to
without a team, a Finals birth, or just a face to say hello to
And now the night is near
Now I can make believe he's here

Sometimes I post alone at night
When everybody else is sleeping
I think of him and then I'm happy
With the company I'm keeping
The Blowhards goes to bed
And I can live inside my head

On my own
In choosing Andy Dalton
All alone
I'll start him over Aaron
Without him
I felt my hopes were haltin'
So I stuck with the ginger
Now I've lost and I am swearin'

It's such pain, I've lost the gold and silver
My first pick... I wasn't a believer
My coaching, in retrospect, was not bright
Sat Turner and Green-Ellis for a Chargers wide receiver

And I know it's only in my mind
That I'm talking to myself and not to them
And although I know that they are blind
Still I say, I'm the best there is

I love him
But when the game was over
He is gone
Might as well be Philip Rivers
Without wins
My style of empty boasting
Ernie and Cere are everywhere
For months I won't be posting

I love him
But every day I'm learning
All my life
I've only been pretending
Without me
The Blowhards' world keeps turning
A world that's full of happiness
That I have never known

I love him
I love him
I love him
Andy Dalton's all my own

WILL'S PRAYER FOR THE BOWL: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaI9BPKhExk

God on high
Hear my prayer
In my need
You have always been there

I am young
Feeling old.
I am stressed.
Let me rest.

Bring it home.
Bring it home.
Bring it home.

KC's got a son, a healthy home
You've never granted me a son.
The seasons die
One by one.
How soon they fly
On and on.
And I am old
And will be gone.

Bring me peace
Bring me joy.
My team's strong.
They're the real McCoy.
You can take
You can give
Let me be
Let me live.

If I die
Let me die
With the Bowl.
Bring it home
Bring it home
Bring it home.

SHELLSVERT'S DEATH: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yo99b5G8bw

Who is this man?
What sort of devil is he,
to drop a 138
when I score 133?
I was repeating at last,
he put a seal on my fate.
I could have wiped off the ast-
erisk right off my slate.
All it would take
was a Patriots stop
and just one fewer
damned Antonio Brown drop.

Damned if I'll live
coming short of the Bowl.
Damned if I'll yield
coming short of my goal.
I am the champ
and the champ is not beat!
I'll take no pity,
nor admit a defeat!
There is nothing on earth that we share.
It is either KC or Shellsvert.

How can I now allow this man
to hold dominion over me?
This docile father I have battled.
He gave me a loss
He gave me my exit.
And my team perished at his hand.
It was his right.
And a death would be preferred.
Instead, I live
To play for third.

And my thoughts fly apart.
Can I accept my fates?
Should I have picked another defense?
Should I have started Gates?

And must I now begin to doubt,
who never doubted all these years?
My heart is stone
and still it trembles.
The world I have known
is lost in shadows.

Is KC from heaven or from hell,
and does he know
that by sending me to third today,
this man has killed me even so?

I am reaching
but I fall.
And the stars are black as coal.
as I stare into the void
of facing Warren's deluded soul.
I'll escape now from this world,
from the world where KC won.
There is nowhere I can turn,
There is no way to go on.

(dies)

KC SINGS IN MEMORIAM OF WARREN AND SHELLSVERT: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBLm41LEQGc

There's a grief that can't be spoken
There's a pain goes on and on
Empty chairs at empty tables
Now my friends are lost and gone

Here they talked of Andy Dalton
Here they said they'd win the game
Here they sang about tomorrow
And tomorrow never came.

From each post, each reply
They could see a Blowhard Bowl
And they post with egos blaring
I can hear them now!
The very words that they had tossed
Became their last communion
On the lowly battlefield
Where they lost

Oh my friends, my friends forgive me.
That I live and you are gone
There's a grief that can't be spoken
There's a pain goes on and on

Phantom draft picks at the window
Phantom rosters on the floor
Empty chairs at empty tables
Where my friends will meet no more.

Oh my friends, my friends, don't ask me
What your sacrifice was for
Empty chairs at empty tables
Where my friends will win no more...

... NOW KC-NARDIER GLOATS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EcZl-O9lzQ

Ain't it a laugh?
Ain't it a treat?
Hob-nobbin' here
Among the elite?

Here comes a Will.
There goes a Prof.
No Ernie or Cere
They've been cast off!

Blowhards at my feet
Shells in the dust
And here I'm breaking bread
With the upper crust!

KC at the feast!
Gnawing at the bones!
Life is easy pickings
When you kept J. Jones!
Everywhere you go
Sit atop the polls
Reaping the rewards
For keeping Darren Sproles!

Singing to the Lord on Sundays
Praying for the gifts He'll send.
That I'm the one who takes it
I'm the one who makes it in the end!

Watch the assholes post
Watch 'em till they drop.
Keep your wits about you
And you stand on top!
Master of the league
Time to get my share
Clear away the Prof's remains
And I'm still there!
We know where the wind is blowing
A title is what I smell
And when I through with killin' Will
then you can cry from Conso Hell!

THE FINALE, SUNG BY THE DEFEATED AND BITTER: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kucfSVytn4Y (start at 6:33)

(ALL, MINUS KC AND WILL)
Do you hear the people sing
Lost with a fate they can't amend
It is the music of a people
Who are gone at season's end

For the wretched football gods
They have denied us all the prize
But the dark will end
Next season we shall rise.

(CERE)
Next year I shall win again

(ERNIE)
Next year I will be less mad

(MATINHO)
Maybe I'll participate

(ROOKIE)
And maybe I won't suck so bad!

(SMUTS)
The breakdown will prove
That I'm worthy, and I'll be so glad!

(ALL MINUS KC AND WILL)
Will you sing redemption songs?
Who will be strong and stand with me?
Somewhere beyond this season's bowl
Whether it's Will or it's KC?

Do you hear the keepers sing
Say, do you hear the distant drums?
It is the future that they bring
When next season comes!

Will you sing redemption songs?
Who will be strong and stand with me?
Somewhere beyond this season's bowl
Whether it's Will or it's KC?

Do you hear the keepers sing
Say, do you hear the distant drums?
It is the future that they bring
When next season comes!
Next season comes!
Next season comes!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90cwlneRjPQ

seriously..

I think once I beat you the playoffs in Real Deal....not sure though..

but damn man..

just a fraction of this applied to your draft prep...your team management..

just imagine the possibilities.....

you're a clever dude Frank...but Fantasy Football??? not so much..

lolololololol......

warren coolidhe shouldn't really talk to anyone...because he clearly doesn't know what it takes to build a winner...lolol

frank should stick to getting advice from real champions...with a proven track record of winning titles...and of not benching the number one overall pick in the playoffs...lolol

>warren coolidhe shouldn't really talk to anyone...because he
>clearly doesn't know what it takes to build a winner...lolol
>
>frank should stick to getting advice from real
>champions...with a proven track record of winning titles...and
>of not benching the number one overall pick in the
>playoffs...lolol


and ...

again...

I made the playoffs in both...

and in the championship in one..

I win....clowns clown. people do what they do....

he'll probably use the money for their college fund or something responsible, where as I'll buy a $150 bottle of whiskey

#TEAMKC

<---- Downtown Kansas City, Missouri 5/24/2011

can I call Will out on his brilliant yet bitchass move of sniping the Colts defense from the waiver wire from me just so I couldn't pick them up and start them? Asshole.....



<---- Downtown Kansas City, Missouri 5/24/2011

anything goes

Should have cruised to a title...

Oh well...

Oh... u cant fade me b....lollololloll

L O L indeed.

Lol

I definitely would have lost this week, woulda been near impossible to beat him three times in one season.....



<---- Downtown Kansas City, Missouri 5/24/2011

U aint pulling your own name out an invisible hat either.

Lololol

congratulations on scoring the same number of points as me this season but getting them distributed in such a way to maximize consolation game success.

In he playoffs. Put that pulling your own name out of a hat thing up for a vote b.... because ap, rodgers, & brady gonna be gone for u next year. 4th is a shaky spot.

Podcasts, screenplays, or focusing on those superior players who make the playoffs. Not even close..... you dont get props for losing and being corny...lolololol

could congratulate me. I see how it is. I'm gonna chalk this up to it being Christmas Eve and everyone being busy, but if I gotta put up my own season ending post its not gonna be pretty.

Shout out to Shells and Longo at least hitting me up on Facebook.....



<---- Downtown Kansas City, Missouri 5/24/2011

..you can't escape it

*congrats, kc


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"..i was born a free man. nobody beat me accept i beat them right back..."

..and miles to go before i sleep...

Quitting survivor helped!

Them clowns was too busy jockin me to congradulate the champ
... sad....

Props man.... you deserve it

congrats, well-deserved for a guy who does 99 percent of the actual work in this league

and never slander Megatron after three games again

get used to it.

and with the type of decisions you make, you really should mind your manners here.

as you know, i did everything in my power to push warren coolidge across the finish line, but i can't give him jamaal charles AND not bench his first-round pick in the playoffs for him. you earned it.

KC-NARDIER comes out on top with the big victory.

it's cheaper to keeper....lol.

sometime next year around the second or third week of preseason......



<---- Downtown Kansas City, Missouri 5/24/2011

ugh

between trading for leshoure, picking up a foolishly-waived bowe off the wire (who, one way or another, will NOT be catching passes from matt cassel next year), and the late-season emergence of russell wilson, i'm already swimming in an embarrassment of keeper riches. and that's *before* michael turner and ahmad bradshaw lose their starting gigs next summer.

is sure to be a lot better than cam's, right?

one has a QB rating between tom brady and ben roethlisberger and is headed to the playoffs, possibly the super bowl in his rookie year. the other has a QB rating between joe flacco and andy dalton and is headed for his second straight year of double-digit losses and another offseason of emo brooding. which one do you want on your roster next year?

>one has a QB rating between tom brady and ben roethlisberger
>and is headed to the playoffs, possibly the super bowl in his
>rookie year. the other has a QB rating between joe flacco and
>andy dalton and is headed for his second straight year of
>double-digit losses and another offseason of emo brooding.
>which one do you want on your roster next year?

Since Cam handily outscored Wilson both in his rookie year AND in his slump year in fantasy points?

... is this a punking? Are we being punk'd?

and I'm sure you'll pick the wrong ones

Second best thing: knock out Ernie and Cere (tie).

better hope your boy gets some of adrian peterson's performance enhancing... uh, workout regiments this offseason.

http://espn.go.com/blog/new-york/giants/post/_/id/21566/reese-wilson-can-be-lead-dog

options > no options.

I hadnt heard from either of you on whether you got it or not.....



<---- Downtown Kansas City, Missouri 5/24/2011

lol, wtf

1st place gets $350, 2nd place gets $150, 3rd and 4th place get their entrance fee back.....



<---- Downtown Kansas City, Missouri 5/24/2011