i didn't think he'd leave for OSU because i didn't understand how much of a sleezebag he was. i was dead wrong on that one.

the other shit you said is just exaggeration.

the only thing that really matters is that OSU will never get the amount of southern athletes they need to compete with programs like Bama and LSU. never. you would think the elite teams of each conference would be narrowing the gap between themselves and the SEC's top tier, but the gulf is only getting wider.

in all seriousness, Urban probably will win a gang of Big-10 championships. and OSU's schedule is always a joke, so you'll probably make a few BCS bowls, too. you just won't win any national titles. and, no snark, that's probably good enough for most OSU fans.

but i'm not gonna lie - seeing y'all get gang raped in the national title games will be awesome.