there would have to be some "Prison Break" type cleverness to pull it off...

but what if there was a chick, and they met after a game, and they exchanged numbers and talked, then she was like damn you corny ass mormon...let me make up a twitter, throw some random pic up to see if you even notice. just keep the facade going for a minute, then she's like oh fuck it i'm bout to just dead myself, it's the only way out at this point...

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