I mean, forget about the fact you mofos never won A SINGLE GAME IN THE FINALS out of the lone trip you made up there... that's too easy...

But, you won as many division titles as we won championships.

....

You won as many division titles as our franchise won championships.

Let that sink in.

We won more conference titles then you won DIVISION titles.

Please, we won the conference 11 times, if you wanna narrow it down to our Philly stronghole 9 times. You only won the DIVISION 3 times

3 times you won your DIVISION.

2 of which came from Prince James himself.

You're seriously not fucking serious with ranking your franchise up there with us right? Give me a history where we had a shitty 9 win season yet more hall of famers who played for us in their primes then you have all-stars.

Your Cavs history outside of Lebron is a injury riddled all-star tandum of Brad & Price who at their best became Jordan's victims. This is your history.

I'm sorry, I can't... I won't...