I have obviously been on another planet, because this is the first time I've heard any of these. I will never look at Dan LeBatard the same way again. This stuff is gold.

The line about the sound Barkley's rings make is just downright cold. Damn.

Too funny. I already wanted the Heat to win, but now I will be downright pissed if they don't because I want to hear what he has in store for everybody if they get the championship.