Seriously (meaning not at all seriously,) when they were the USSR, the stereotype of Russian hockey players were that they were soulless robotic killing machines, who took no pleasure in anything except punishing western decadence in the name of Mother Russia.

Now the stereotype is that they're all insanely rich, arrogant douchebags who are fucking supermodels in the backseat of their Bentleys on beds of rare caviar. The second stereotype might be fun but it doesn't WIN.

Somehow, this doesn't apply to Datsyuk. Or Malkin.