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46980, CAN WE GET A COLLECTION OF ALL THE OKSPORTS NICKNAMES FOR PLAYERS
Posted by CountryRapTunes, Fri Dec-22-06 02:17 PM
Kobe = Mamba
De'Angelo Hall = Meangelo
Larry Bird = Bad Dad ?
Vince Young = Black Ceasar

add on...

You know on sportscenter they call kobe mamba now lol
46981, Vin and Tonic = Vin Baker
Posted by Castro, Fri Dec-22-06 02:19 PM
Black Caesar = Vince Young (poll)

46982, It's Gin Baker
Posted by Lach, Fri Dec-22-06 02:25 PM
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46983, that beat out 'Hoge Sr.'?
Posted by Jesse Badgreen, Fri Dec-22-06 02:29 PM
46984, that one showed up too late for me to edit....
Posted by Castro, Fri Dec-22-06 02:32 PM
Hoge Sr. occupies its own universe...and just like Black and African-American, I plan on using them interchangeably.
46985, Although it never caught on, I'm very proud of Limbs for Keon Clark.
Posted by bignick, Fri Dec-22-06 02:23 PM
46986, ryan howard = black superman/ howitzer
Posted by low2behold, Fri Dec-22-06 02:25 PM
46987, Cakes Walker
Posted by ErnestLee, Fri Dec-22-06 02:27 PM
Also, "Mamba" is Kobe's self annointed nickname, not OKPs.

There's a slew more I'm not thinking of right now.

Bags got Cheese Eyes, Dem Hongibles, many more.

McFagg.
Black Superman. (Ryan Howard)
.....
46988, I didnt know that about the Mamba thing...
Posted by CountryRapTunes, Fri Dec-22-06 02:29 PM
...
46989, Joey Blueskies = Joey Harrington.
Posted by Detroit Defender, Fri Dec-22-06 02:28 PM
by Cher Chez La Me.
46990, i dont think thats just okp.
Posted by cereffusion, Sat Dec-23-06 06:57 PM

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46991, isn't Roy Williams...Jezus?
Posted by Castro, Fri Dec-22-06 02:29 PM
46992, He's Black Jesus, Matt Jones (who?) is White Jesus
Posted by celery77, Fri Dec-22-06 04:59 PM
46993, Chris Bosh= Dhalsim
Posted by Jahnadian, Fri Dec-22-06 02:48 PM
Derrick Martin= Ewok
46994, Chris Kaman = Caveman
Posted by Soul on Fire, Fri Dec-22-06 02:58 PM
hasn't really caught on yet but i like to refer to Marion Barber the third as M Barber 3.
46995, Captain KAAAAAA-MAAAAN n/m
Posted by Bombastic, Fri Dec-22-06 03:08 PM

46996, RE: Chris Kaman = Shaggy
Posted by subjctmattr, Fri Dec-22-06 03:43 PM
46997, Shaq=Whaq
Posted by jigga, Fri Dec-22-06 03:06 PM
Mehmet Okur=Helmet Ogre
46998, The Phillies/former Phillies alone have a host of 'em
Posted by Bombastic, Fri Dec-22-06 03:07 PM
The Extra P=Placido Polanco
_ _ _ The _ _ _ or Y2Kingman=Pat Burrell
Millhouse=Ed Wade
Captain Intangibles=David Bell
Abraissez Fare=Bobby Abreu
Black Superman=Ryan Howard
UMad=Brett Meyers
Mas Gasolina=Ugeth Urbina

and many more I'm forgetting because baseball is far from my mind right now.
46999, Braden Looper = GASOLINA
Posted by KosherSam, Fri Dec-22-06 03:08 PM
47000, The Doc thought GASOLINA was about Urbina, not Gay-Den.
Posted by Dr Claw, Fri Dec-22-06 07:51 PM
47001, not to snitch, but i know of a Serbian Capo that plays for orlando
Posted by KosherSam, Fri Dec-22-06 03:09 PM
47002, and there is a player for philly who has a nickname i wont reveal
Posted by KosherSam, Fri Dec-22-06 03:09 PM
but he *might* have gone to duke
47003, ^^ doing his part for jewish control of information ^^
Posted by celery77, Fri Dec-22-06 05:00 PM
47004, Romo-sexual..
Posted by Matinho, Fri Dec-22-06 03:11 PM
or any of the 300 nicknames this man has
47005, manypeers price
Posted by veritas, Fri Dec-22-06 03:14 PM
47006, What about that RB who may or may not play for the Vikings?
Posted by mrhood75, Fri Dec-22-06 03:22 PM
47007, M*welde
Posted by CliffDogg, Fri Dec-22-06 04:08 PM
47008, It's M*w*ld*
Posted by Marauder21, Sat Dec-23-06 01:23 AM
Or STOP SNITCHIN if you prefer (though it must be capitalized).
47009, Fuck. I think I just got bodied for snitching.
Posted by CliffDogg, Sat Dec-23-06 11:53 PM
47010, jabbar gaffney = lord jabbar
Posted by low2behold, Fri Dec-22-06 03:46 PM
47011, If I was you I'd avoid bring up Jabar Gafney, Lord Jabar or even
Posted by Bombastic, Fri Dec-22-06 04:58 PM
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar on these boards ever again.
47012, LOL! Kareem Abdul Jabbar!
Posted by Dr Claw, Fri Dec-22-06 07:33 PM
47013, bombastic = delonte west face herpes
Posted by low2behold, Fri Dec-22-06 09:52 PM
47014, ^^^^^^^^
Posted by O_MAC, Sat Dec-23-06 04:58 PM
47015, Samkon Gado= Fish Cat!!!!!!!!!
Posted by LA2Philly, Fri Dec-22-06 03:50 PM
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47016, The Honorable Dr. Salmon Gato
Posted by CliffDogg, Fri Dec-22-06 04:09 PM
47017, CARMELLA
Posted by subjctmattr, Fri Dec-22-06 04:07 PM
47018, lmao, I hadn't heard that one yet
Posted by Bombastic, Fri Dec-22-06 06:08 PM
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47019, S-Dot
Posted by Castro, Fri Dec-22-06 04:10 PM
47020, ^^^Snitch
Posted by CliffDogg, Fri Dec-22-06 04:54 PM
47021, Sheeeeeeeeeeit.
Posted by Castro, Fri Dec-22-06 05:02 PM
47022, That's not an OkaySports nickname. That's his actual rap name.
Posted by Frank Longo, Fri Dec-22-06 09:07 PM
I heard him call himself that.
47023, wally sippin on some sizzzurp.
Posted by roamr1, Fri Dec-22-06 04:39 PM
47024, LeBran Flakes
Posted by s_dot_miles, Fri Dec-22-06 05:00 PM
47025, jambone tried to push LeRobot on us, but, well, it sucked
Posted by celery77, Fri Dec-22-06 05:01 PM
47026, LeRobot works when you turn it against Jambone though
Posted by Dr Claw, Fri Dec-22-06 07:34 PM
like the Cavs fans who posted "LEROBOT = PROGRAMMED FOR DESTRUCTION".
47027, that was brilliant
Posted by melmag, Fri Dec-22-06 07:45 PM
you know jambone was antsy as fuck wehn Bron took detroit to task

>like the Cavs fans who posted "LEROBOT = PROGRAMMED FOR
>DESTRUCTION".
47028, LeBronze is better
Posted by LBs Finest, Fri Dec-22-06 07:06 PM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Zm85Zwhtu4 - Impossible is nothing.
47029, Nasty Nate = Nate Kaeding, WPB = Willy Parker
Posted by celery77, Fri Dec-22-06 05:02 PM
47030, Nasty Nate = Nate Robinson these days
Posted by jigga, Fri Dec-22-06 06:06 PM
47031, no its nate kaeding all the time.
Posted by cereffusion, Sat Dec-23-06 06:58 PM

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47032, Can't Heal = Grant Hill
Posted by Lach, Fri Dec-22-06 07:02 PM
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47033, lol! i never heard that
Posted by PimpMacula, Sat Dec-23-06 02:17 PM
47034, The funny thing is when you say it with a country accent
Posted by Lach, Sat Dec-23-06 07:14 PM
it actually sounds like someone is saying Grant Hill.
47035, A few...
Posted by Dr Claw, Fri Dec-22-06 07:49 PM
The definitive Eagles list:

Red(man) = #86 Reggie Brown
Meth(od Man) = #83 Greg Lewis (has since been stripped of the name for dropped passes)
The O.D.B. (Old Dirty Buzzard) = #57 Keith Adams (no longer with the Eagles)
The Dawk = #20 Brian Dawkins (alternatively called The G.O.A.T., not to be confused with AI, who is The G.O.A.T. According To SPM)
Wannabe/Fake Kells = #81 Jason Avant (aka the Ayyuh)
Lord Jabar = #80 Jabar Gaffney (now with the Patrots)
Tito = #26 Lito Sheppard in 2005-06, when his play had declined sharply
White Dread = #41 Steven Spach (no longer with the Eagles, he also cut his hair, too)
The White Shadow = #52 Jason Short (no longer with the Eagles; called so because of his use of the eyeshield)
Baby Kufi-Smacker = #29 Rod Hood (called so because of his use of the eyeshield)


Others:

The Darius Miles Of The NFL = Plaxico Burress (of the NYGz, formerly of the Steelers); Plax is also known as the "R. Kelly Of The NFL", forgot who started that. Wasn't The Doc...

J-Pac = Joey Harrington, formerly of the Lions, lately of the Dolphins (named so because when he had that beard growing in Detroit, he looked like X-Pac -- http://img66.imageshack.us/img66/9269/jpacxpac1uq.jpg)

Cheese Eyes = Michael Jordan (c/o Basaglia)

Team Favre = originally the Packers, most recently the '01-'05 Patriots (actually coined by ThaTruth during the opening Raiders/Pats game of '05 http://img305.imageshack.us/img305/2327/teamfavre17ti.jpg)

(General) Goose = reference to Koren Robinson, formerly of the Vikings, now of the Packers, or the Vikings themselves (c/o Marauder21)

Prilosec = reference to Brett Favre or the Packers (c/o Marauder21)

White Jesus = Matt Jones (Jacksonville Jags #18, the WR)

Black Jesus = Roy Williams (Detroit Lions #11)

The Anti-Christ = Roy Williams (Dallas Cowboys #31)

More to come....
47036, I still consider Goose a Koren Robinson name
Posted by Marauder21, Sat Dec-23-06 01:27 AM
For the Vikings as a team, Team Sex Boat, the Goose Crew or Lake Minnetonka's Navy works.

Eddie Griffin=Not A Bentley
Sad Brad=Brad CHILDRESS
Favre can be (Military Title) Fun (Captain, Sergeant, General. etc.)
Or Favre can be Day Nine (what day are you on?)

Don't forget Tarvaris Jackson=The Asiatic Avenger
47037, LOL @ Sad Brad
Posted by Dr Claw, Sat Dec-23-06 01:46 PM
so now, Childress is Sad Brad?
47038, Yup, and he will remain Sad Brad until he proves otherwise
Posted by Marauder21, Sun Dec-24-06 12:24 PM
Thursday's game clinched it.
47039, Gillie Da Kid
Posted by bezel021, Sat Dec-23-06 02:43 AM
Gilbert Arenas
47040, Asiatic King Steve McNair
Posted by magilla vanilla, Sat Dec-23-06 10:53 AM
Young God- Shaun Livingston
Miguel Pelfro- Mike Pelfrey
The Truth Mike Jacobs
47041, provolone peepers!!!!
Posted by connectpoliticditto, Sat Dec-23-06 11:57 AM
apologies to whoever came up with this brilliant take on queso ojos, i can't remember who it was... but i laugh everytime i see it.
47042, thats my shit!
Posted by Binlahab, Sun Dec-24-06 12:55 AM
everytime i see it, i laugh all over again


<----- im starting to see spaceships on bankhead

OBAMA 08: I KNOOOW YOU SEE IT
47043, The muppet spurs
Posted by Galatasaray, Sat Dec-23-06 11:59 AM
elmo= duncan
gonzo = manu
animal = tony parker
feel jackson
GOAT = AI
47044, see, that AI shit has corrupted The Doc
Posted by Dr Claw, Sat Dec-23-06 01:47 PM
The Doc went to visit fam at college, and her roommate had a picture of AI on the wall, so The Doc was like, "well, look, it's the GOAT"
47045, LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by PimpMacula, Sat Dec-23-06 02:26 PM
ohhhh shit..
47046, and the fact that i hate the spurs with a passion makes it all the more funny
Posted by PimpMacula, Sat Dec-23-06 02:35 PM
47047, LMAO
Posted by CountryRapTunes, Sat Dec-23-06 06:50 PM
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47048, Feel Jackson is probably the best nickname ever
Posted by Zeno, Sun Dec-24-06 12:08 AM
47049, A few i came up with and some i've heard...
Posted by PimpMacula, Sat Dec-23-06 03:11 PM
Devin Hester = Mr. Freeze (Anytime is not gangster enough)

Rex Grossman = Bomberman / Super Bomberman

Eddy Curry = Ankleweights

Nate Robinson = Lil' Kimbo

Sam Cassell = ET .. right??

Greg Oden = Grandfather? or D-NAT (dat nigga atleast thirty!)

Donyell Marshall = Luda

Andrew Bogut = Andrew Bogus

Rick Fox = Terrorist




Some Random Bulls:

Luol Deng = U (universe) BLACK!!! or Darkness

Andres Nocioni = Euro-Gangter

Kirk Hinrich = Whiteness



47050, Oh shit. Anderson Varejao = CARLITO!!!!!!!
Posted by Dr Claw, Sat Dec-23-06 03:59 PM
47051, Sam Cassell = Smigel/Gollum
Posted by Knowplayer, Sat Dec-23-06 08:49 PM
Here is a photo of him during a timeout last game

http://www.danperezstudios.com/images/workshop/gollum%20maquette.jpg
47052, smeagol
Posted by LA2Philly, Sat Dec-23-06 09:06 PM
yeh im a LOTR elitist lol.
47053, charlie villanueva = dr evil
Posted by PimpMacula, Sat Dec-23-06 04:07 PM
47054, Sam Cassel = Gollum/ ET/ Alien
Posted by LA2Philly, Sat Dec-23-06 08:11 PM
I prefer the first, most choose the 2nd, the third is rare but in rotation.
47055, Wrong, Vince Young = The X-button
Posted by The Real, Sat Dec-23-06 10:00 PM

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If I can't change the people around me, I change the people around me.
47056, Not At All a Boller (c) Zeno
Posted by Zeno, Sun Dec-24-06 12:02 AM
47057, good one
Posted by The Money Man, Sun Dec-24-06 12:34 AM
nm
47058, Sexy Bol Brady (c) Galatasaray
Posted by Zeno, Sun Dec-24-06 12:05 AM
47059, Koren Pro Bowl Robinson
Posted by Zeno, Sun Dec-24-06 12:13 AM
aka Pro Bo' Ko Ro.
47060, Chris Duhon = Dr. Spock
Posted by temps2020, Sun Dec-24-06 03:10 AM

<<<Alando Tucker for Player of the Year
47061, I think his OKS nickname is Dem Hongibles
Posted by Marauder21, Sun Dec-24-06 12:30 PM
47062, yup
Posted by PimpMacula, Sun Dec-24-06 12:40 PM