Is it any wonder I retired when it was announced that Larry Bird was retiring and they were replacing him with the father of faggoty, poem reading, dreadlocked, boho, chocolate highway driving, illegitimate son?

Not just me, but hall of famer Chris Mullin (who does a good job as a GM), the best posting up PG in history, Mark Jackson, and a man who could serve as Suge Knights bodyguard, Dale Davis??

I may have been the only one who noticed, but I accidentally caught a look at Zeke when he was kissing Magic before the 92 all-star game and his flag was flying, had a real tepee going on in his pants, you know what I mean? I don't want the Dutch phrases to get lost in translation. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.