Eus, I kid you not;

http://www.guardian.co.uk/tv_and_radio/story/0,3604,943063,00.html

As for Gazza...he was the absolute epitome of Englishness. When he burst into tears during the 1990 World Cup semis (when he got booked and realised he wasn't going to play in the final if we won) he instantly became a legend. Naturally, like virtually all our favourite sport stars, he pissed it up the wall. He is now bankrupt and sleeps on the sofa at his best friend's house above a chip shop in Gateshead, according to the media.

Beckham - who we'd like to be
Gazza - who we really are.