I was going to tell them "Hey, I'm allergic to mushrooms and at any rate you screwed up my order." But then I thought of the children and I just shut up and ate my sandwich.

There is ALWAYS a bigger problem than the one at hand, numbnuts.

I don't think Sam was trying to "hype himself," looking at any mock he actually lost standing in the draft. Collins and Amaechi, sure, I guess (and it worked).

People are seeing the broader wackness of the NFL. It's also a racist institution.