I'm a big guy, with at least 100 pounds and nine inches on her, so it's hard to imagine that in terms of raw size and strength she'd be able to do much with me. On the other hand, I'm old, slow, and unskilled, so she'd probably hurt me real bad.

So before answering, I'd like to see her take on some OTHER out-of-shape middle-aged dude with no MMA training and a bad back, then answer based on that result.