Fans all theorize and realize Duke careers flightless
It's just the wackness of Christian Laettner that made me write this
A slight diss of Sheldon Williams, ugly chin ugly game not feelin 'em
Who ever thought Austin be killin em?
His game features the weak shit, bricks frequent
Be out the league quick, won't even get the drawers at Victoria's secret
It's mandatory, Rie Rie hold the ball and chuck for glory
Elton got no game it's just some dildos understand his story
There ain't no Dukie that's gotten Hall of Fame glory
Cherokee garbage, walking in Ferry steps before he
Charlotte fans put a frown on they face
Hoping and praying they suck
For ping pongs they lay in the cut, weighing they luck
Starting two Dukies ensure mad losses at all stages
Hill was dope 'til feet broke, but Hurley was stealing wages
Bad shots Corey was addicted to
Wasn't for Pringles, Kelly be selling roof shingles to you
Chris Duhon and Avery can't forget about those two
Slapping on the floor's the routine
Don't ever pass to no fuckin' Plumlee
Stay unseen or just set a screen
Imagine that, that's why I wouldn't draft they corny ass
I know, but to each his own in this NBA inhabitant


Watch dem Dukies or they'll bust for you
They never do what they supposed to do
Cause even after Duke they be flopping too
Never hall of fame, disappointing, it's the ways