Imagine having a Point guard who D up without nonexistent passes
Imagine taking the court with no "And Oner"
Lifestyle making playoffs alongside ballers
No ball hog supporter, more conscious of our ways, we don't falter
Days are longer, nights are warmer
Feeling like the tank is over, this new squad won't lose like Jay-Hova
The seats hot, Duke guard got knocked evidently
It's elementary, they all flop eventually
Shipping his ass out of state, not for garbage
If ball was played without the buddy, we'd all have the top dollars
Imagine everybody cashin' playoff check action
Buy new clothes, lace your locker room up with patches sewn
Your teammates get the rock, no chasin' shots
No ball pounders, imagine spotting up, just your luck your point found ya
Just some thoughts for the mind
I take a glimpse into time
Watch OKsports read "the East is mine"

If myyyyy point guard passed
Imagine that
It'd free up all our guns(I'd love to get the ball babyyyyy)
Magic, Zeke, and Earl the Pearl
Could it be, if he passed like them, we'd all shine
If myyyy point guard passed
Still hoping he'll change
In these lottery days and times

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3Rmio7BdTM

it's funny cause it's true

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O_E: "Acts like an asshole and posts with imperial disdain"




"I ORBITs the solar system, listenin..."

(C)Keith Murray, "

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Props.

lauryn hill voice

Damn, look how muh-fuckers use the leather
Just use me for whatever the fuck they want
I don't get to say shit
Just grab me, just do what the fuck they want
Overdribble me, chucking away
Rie Rie just don't give a fuck about a pill like me right
Like I'm a f-, I'm a ball, shit
It's like I'm a motherfucking ball
I can't believe this shit
Word up, word up

I seen some bad nights and lottery days
He dribble me and shoot away
He use me wrong so I sing this song til this day
My body is grain leather, no better
I was made to share, that's why they fill me with air
On racks they keep me in gyms
Shot from capable hands through the rim
He don't share me, the outcome is grim
22 ounces precisely, all in my sphere
They call me the rock, the pill, different slang different year
I got a square inch per 8 pounds, been through so many towns
Durham to Elizabeth to Victori-, always chucked for the glory
Beat up and battered, he wear me out
I bounce in place back and forth, making me ill
But what I feel ain't never mattered
On his jumper he gassed, finding myself fiending to be passed
Air deflate, from being pounded in place
In ballhoggy hands so I beg for my next owner to be a distributor
Keep me moving around, make the game much simpler

How you like me now? No longer bound
It's that shit that moves crowds, makin' Magic Johnson proud
I might go passed the first round
Restart your life, enhance your style
I give you power, start using me right now

KEEP GOING © hov

lol...y'all fools are nuts....

Don't even need to change the song titles

Just please, just archive

for my next owner to be a distributor"

g

At the fact you actually re-did the spoke word ab-lib part Nas does before he starts rapping. Brilliant stuff, sir.

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***************
I've traveled far and wide through many different times...

HELLO?!

Whassup fam?

Ain't nothin - this point guard in here pressin'
Playing that old hog the ball do it yourself shit again

What, that hero ball shit?

Yeah, that dumb shit,
I'm tryin to get up OUTTA here.

I hear that.. but yo, you know these guards is BALLIN' tonight.

Word? For real, where?

You know, where the real point guards is passing the ball.

NOT IN CLEVELAND!!

Ha hah! Word, where the real Point Guards at?


Listennnnnn.. to reasonnnn
Ky, Rie Rie, please listennn


A young skilled talented wonder child
You like to play chuck style, ball hoggin, fans plea coppin
But hit you with the cross, beautiful jumper poppin
The skills make some defend you nonstop'in, agenda doctrine
Reminiscent of watching the livest ones
You was innocent, but now you chuck-a-brick, play the opposite
Jumper lookin real, handle is ill
Mad game, have real skills, heaven-sent but D is negligent (so sad..)
To say quite honestly, your potential is lockin me
The form you shoot make me daydream of you on my team
Wishin you could be the top dog, but you struggle
Way too many bad shots from your hand
You wanna play buddy ball, gettin hated on
Teammates you don't hear, they kick your fat rear
Get the fuck on - your defense weak, it's no fair
But what you stuck on? overdribbling, don't share
Buddyin' a right handed lefty, Dion left to find Ced's jet ski
Could you believe Mike, God like coach of Du-kies
Birthed you, you just forget his lessons and leave
What up man, playing like you Monte, not Steve
Push your man to flip, fighting in team meetings they trip
Can't understand it yo it should be a throne for you
But right now that's a whole different zone from you, word

Handles all shiny, jumpers refined
Pretty little game, some fans get high
Young guard stugglin, tryin to be live
Magic and Stockton, paved the way for Ky Ky
Just tired of watching the same ol' clangs
Messin with my mind, disappointing thangs
And there goes.. a Point Guard.. lost

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PSN: ShinobiShaw

"Arm Leg Leg Arm How you doin?" (c)T510

lmao

Quite unexpectedly, as Carmelo
The ringless trigenerian was eating
A lake trout hogie, a steak and Honey Nut O’s,
And Jonny the Journeyman was finding Eurail seating
Next to Donte, Scoop, Fab, Kris, Hakim and Who Knows
The Demoted Fat Philly Rockin Bamma began to pout
In meetings swinging, ‘cause he can’t drop 20 per in the pros
Quite unexpectedly, the secret was out:

And there, there overhead, there, there revealed
Those dozens of busts and their dazed eyes,
There in the starless Dome, he’s not Klay, not Beal
There like Melo’s vast summer night wing orders “for the guys”,
There in the sudden wackness the black pall
‘Cuse produces nothing, nothing, nothing — nothing at all.

http://oi39.tinypic.com/16h3n87.jpg

pow
surprise

Fans all theorize and realize Duke careers flightless
It's just the wackness of Christian Laettner that made me write this
A slight diss of Sheldon Williams, ugly chin ugly game not feelin 'em
Who ever thought Austin be killin em?
His game features the weak shit, bricks frequent
Be out the league quick, won't even get the drawers at Victoria's secret
It's mandatory, Rie Rie hold the ball and chuck for glory
Elton got no game it's just some dildos understand his story
There ain't no Dukie that's gotten Hall of Fame glory
Cherokee garbage, walking in Ferry steps before he
Charlotte fans put a frown on they face
Hoping and praying they suck
For ping pongs they lay in the cut, weighing they luck
Starting two Dukies ensure mad losses at all stages
Hill was dope 'til feet broke, but Hurley was stealing wages
Bad shots Corey was addicted to
Wasn't for Pringles, Kelly be selling roof shingles to you
Chris Duhon and Avery can't forget about those two
Slapping on the floor's the routine
Don't ever pass to no fuckin' Plumlee
Stay unseen or just set a screen
Imagine that, that's why I wouldn't draft they corny ass
I know, but to each his own in this NBA inhabitant


Watch dem Dukies or they'll bust for you
They never do what they supposed to do
Cause even after Duke they be flopping too
Never hall of fame, disappointing, it's the ways

yeah, i've brought it up before, but if you wanna have this conversation, we can.

y'all are the most bust-producing major program BY FAR. worst than maryland.

everyone you mentioned did more the the L than arguably boeheim's best player...pearl floppington.

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syracuse is the most bust producing fuckin program and no one talks about it because they syracuse. this nigga sittin here riding off OLD ass duke NBA myths and of course this duke-hatin ass board (redundant...all boards hate duke) gonna cyse these these cut and paste lyric jobs.

all this has done is give me a syracuse agenda. it's always funny until i get pressed and go at niggas without mercy. i had nothing against that program and was the first nigga here saying MCW would be a good pro. all that's over.

CJ fair gonna be sorry just like wesley johnson IS sorry. those plumlees are better than ANY big syracuse has produced since derrick coleman was not having a better career than elton. nigga made as many AS games as laettner but laettner was a "bust"...maaaan.

and all of THIS because he think Kyrie is holding back his fat ass undersized bamma ass guard. nigga need STARS now that melo entering the hot knee phase of his career. them niggas held off the fact that don't produce shit with melo for a decade, because g-town and uconn fans was frying them niggas. well, melo bout to be over.

dion ain't the answer to your prayers, dogg. he just a fat dumb nigga.

does it even matter?

This post is an instant classic
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Dallas Heatvricks BACK 2 BACK CHAMPS!!

he came for me. now he gotta deal with me pointing out how shitty cuse players are. but, i'll be the pressed one once that starts. all the "ha ha ha ha...he he he" gonna be replaced with plea cops about how wesley johnson just as good as gerald henderson (no the fuck he ain't). or how billy owens had a better career than boozer (*checks numbers*...nah).

and there will be niggas to co-sign shit like that.

sit this one out


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Dallas Heatvricks BACK 2 BACK CHAMPS!!

i'll be the one upping this as the season goes on tho. see, for a joke like this to work, the premise gotta work.

i'm frying this dude.

I gave plenty of respect to what Kyrie is capable of doing.

I'm just an unbiased observer calling it like I see it.

you caught feelings because he from 'cuse. i supported the dude and thought it could work. it don't. he think him and kyrie supposed to play "your turn, my turn" like wade and lebron did that first year. IT DON'T WORK THAT WAY.

cav done won 4 of 5 and that dude has scored 3, 5 and 6 in 3 of those wins. he not a big dog. and the problem is he thinks he is. he disrupted the lockerroom, dude. had kyrie passing for NO DAMN REASON against ATL the other night.

kyrie need to be kyrie and worry about WINNING, because no one talks about him averaging more dimes than damian lillard and just as many as tony parker and conley, because those dudes WIN, so their dime totals and passing abilities are not in question, nor should they be.

dion is a CLASSIC 6th man and i'd love it if he thrived in that spot for the cavs, but as long as he keeps thinking he's equal to kyrie, you gonna keep copping pleas for him and blaming kyrie for your man not being as good as he could be.

lance stephenson is a better player than dion because he accepted that he'll never be the guy. he don't have the skills for it. when will dion accept that?

I've never copped pleas on Dion's shortcomings either. He's got work to do.

I don't think you can say the same with Kyrie. If we're being honest, he's played below his ability level this year and blaming everyone else for it only goes so far.

kyrie will always be kyrie...we know how good he is. at the very LEAST he's a 23/6 45%, 40%, 85% player for the next 13 years. That's all-star every year. He gon be better than that tho.

When is Dion gonna be better. That's what I wanna know.

As long as u didn't totally shit on. G. Hill, I'm good...That dude came to play....

...And that boy Deng may go down as the second best Dukie in the NBA...Imagine that?

Hahahahahaa
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Or did you make that up once Bags set foot in this post?

pls do rewind off stillmatic

.

pull up a chair son
and shoot it in the air son
what ever they call you gawd
just listen
i spit a story backwards its starts at the endin


the brick clanks back off the rim
from the rim
back to the simp
who shot a bad stepback attempt
3 hands
back away from his face
waiters stopped
waiving in place

>the brick clanks back off the rim
>from the rim
>back to the simp
>who shot a bad stepback attempt
>3 hands
>back away from his face
>waiters stopped
>waiving in place

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Y'all stupid...should've tanked for Lebron/Wiggins in 2014 -Rex LongFellow

It's only funny till someone gets mad. Then it's hilarious.

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it makes me wanna bump It Was Written TONIGHT

laughing like shit at "Elton got no game it's just some dildos understand his story..."

Posters in High Griffinition.

Don't think-FEEEEEEEEEEEEEL! © Bruce Lee

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Y'all stupid...should've tanked for Lebron/Wiggins in 2014 -Rex LongFellow

It's only funny till someone gets mad. Then it's hilarious.

http://oi39.tinypic.com/2ih01ky.gif

Ray Ray is not making it do what it need to do, and T-Dot has Kyle Lowry already.

>Ray Ray is not making it do what it need to do

and i'm just in this cuse based post for cuse-hoya based reasons.

meanwhile, in hoyaland, hibbert just got called "the most dominant center in the league" on grantland.

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Y'all stupid...should've tanked for Lebron/Wiggins in 2014 -Rex LongFellow

It's only funny till someone gets mad. Then it's hilarious.

http://oi39.tinypic.com/2ih01ky.gif

Toronto can take all our underachieving wings.

that's what makes all this ridiculous. i have no issues with 'cuse players. now, this bamma gonna make me go hard. he got the NERVE to think dion would be an elite SG if kyrie just passed more. DOES ANYONE WATCH DION PLAY??? HE TERRIBLE!!!

And I definitely didn't use the word elite.

Don't make things up.

nah...you had your fun. i want dion to ball, but if he don't i'm talking about it EVERY game.

And having one great game against fat Felton and old ass Pablo, doesn't mean back to normal.

this the NBA...every game counts. don't act like he ain't droped 40 on rondo, 30+ on Russ, Deron, Wall...this kyrie...kyrie gonna be kyrie. We talmbout YOUR MAN. when he EVER gon be the player we both think he can be? that's what i WANT from him. it ain't kyrie fault. dion gotta stop taking dumb ass shots and use his ability to get to the hole.

Fake point, can't annoint; you disappoint, you no CP3 tho
Assists low, gunning persists, can't coexist yo
You ballhog guards played out, freezing your running mates out
Superstar turned flop, it bring the hate out
Forty-nine L's get weighed, it's the only way
To judge stars in the N-B-A, Curry winning in the Bay!
Managing games passe, chuck from deep range, losses out the ass, mate!
No free passes Ky, miss playoffs get fried
Too many shots, waved off screens, thirty-two games won
Eleven less than Washington
A long ways away from a ring
Yo, let me let y'all ballhogs know one thing
There's one ball, one team, so the point can't be scoring king
The lowlights of losing, selfish-style, no pass all shooting
Cavs .500 when 'Rie sitting em, empty statlines, u gettin' em
Reluctant passes you sending em, 'cause 18 shots the minimum
Play out the string with no adrenaline, loafing around chillin'
A case of no playoffs to chase, but shots plenty
Upset any clique, with the overdribbling who want it?
Tight handle, you flaunt it, dumb fans flock - you lace 'em
Crossover to nowhere, still in place, between the legs
Team out of formation standing, watching is how you have em
Former fans jumping off the bandwagon
Elimated, play with no passion, just dragging
Grab the rock it's on though
Shit is grimy, real gunners chuck and don't play right
With the broke J, that don't spray right
Don't give a fuck if you win as long as the board's lit
Yo, capable teammates bug cause they ain't getting shit
Chucking-ass Australian, stay on that gunner-shit


You never pass, unless it's the only option left
You ain't the type of brother made to start passing!

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>Fake point, can't annoint; you disappoint, you no CP3 tho
>Assists low, gunning persists, can't coexist yo
>You ballhog guards played out, freezing your running mates
>out
>Superstar turned flop, it bring the hate out
>Forty-nine L's get weighed, it's the only way
>To judge stars in the N-B-A, Curry winning in the Bay!
>Managing games passe, chuck from deep range, losses out the
>ass, mate!
>No free passes Ky, miss playoffs get fried
>Too many shots, waved off screens, thirty-two games won
>Eleven less than Washington
>A long ways away from a ring
>Yo, let me let y'all ballhogs know one thing
>There's one ball, one team, so the point can't be scoring
>king
>The lowlights of losing, selfish-style, no pass all shooting
>Cavs .500 when 'Rie sitting em, empty statlines, u gettin' em
>Reluctant passes you sending em, 'cause 18 shots the minimum
>Play out the string with no adrenaline, loafing around
>chillin'
>A case of no playoffs to chase, but shots plenty
>Upset any clique, with the overdribbling who want it?
>Tight handle, you flaunt it, dumb fans flock - you lace 'em
>Crossover to nowhere, still in place, between the legs
>Team out of formation standing, watching is how you have em
>Former fans jumping off the bandwagon
>Elimated, play with no passion, just dragging
>Grab the rock it's on though
>Shit is grimy, real gunners chuck and don't play right
>With the broke J, that don't spray right
>Don't give a fuck if you win as long as the board's lit
>Yo, capable teammates bug cause they ain't getting shit
>Chucking-ass Australian, stay on that gunner-shit
>
>
>You never pass, unless it's the only option left
>You ain't the type of brother made to start passing!
>


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Lately I've had the strangest feeling.... that you were GOOOONNNNEEEE

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but the ad-lib from the I Gave You Power lyrics still have me dying. God damn.