>Firstly, no comment on what bshelly said about Kareem, except
>"don't watch me, watch tv" (c) Juelz.
>
>
>>Keep in mind in head to head. Kareem is a rookie, so this
>>wasnt even his peak. But then size wise, Kareem (already the
>>leagues most consistent low post scorer ever had 5 inches of
>>height on Willis. And then we still havent gotten into the
>>development of his sky hook yet. Willis was a good talent
>who
>>played hard and made the most of his abilities. Kareem was a
>>next world type of talent. At the time he was NYC's most
>>fabled player, and later became one of the greatest college
>>centers ever at UCLA, and ALWAYS lived up to all the hype he
>>got.
>
>I just wanna say that I'm not certain those Kareem goggles are
>really above the belt when the street fight starts. I mean, I
>guess if Willis can bust him a good one in his eye he might
>make the things splinter and blind ol' boy, but he might also
>just fuck his hand up and have the blow glance off. Either
>way I'd say that silly goggles are NOT what's hot in the
>street, but whatever, I've already said Kareem is taking this
>match-up in a walk. I mean dude is in part responsible for
>Airplane!, that's pretty unfuckwittable.

^^^ I win
>
>>pf vs pf-
>>Now this is a bit trickier...Both kemp and Worm matched up
>in
>>real life during their careers. As Athletic as Kemp was, he
>>was sometimes soft/lacking heart, and having a guy like
>rodman
>>there to constantly be in his head will take him out of his
>>game. If im not mistaken, by Kemp's peak years he already
>had
>>multiple children out of wedlock, Trust the worm would be
>>there to remind him. Kemp my try to call worm a "faggot" but
>>the beauty of worm is he could give a fuck what you call
>him.
>>And if theres one guy whos athleticism/heart could matchup
>>with Kemp, it was Rodman. i dont think anyone can deny what
>an
>>incredible athlete Worm was. He was strong enough to battle
>>with kemp inside, and agile enough to challenge his ugly
>>jumpshot.
>
>Like I said, Shawn Kemp lives to do one thing, and one thing
>only, and that's dunk the basketball. To help fuel his hunger
>we intend to keep him away from any and all rims for at least
>a month prior to the match-up, meaning he's gonna be fiending
>to throw the ball through the hole come tip-off. Anybody
>getting in his way is in trouble.

^^^ you know damn well Rodman will find a way to stop Kemp. Now Kemp might get a dunk or 2 in, but after that, he will find a way to bite, dick gran, ass slap, undercut, on the low and frustrate the hell out of kemp. If it comes down to it, Rodman is gonna white a little blow on his elbow between the 1st and 2nd quarter then hit Kemp in the nose with that same elbow. Kemp will get a taste of that blow and not know what to do the rest of the game.
>
>Admittedly, this strategy might backfire as Kemp just starts
>eating a few pounds of ribs every day, doing tons of blow, and
>fathering 15-20 kids on the side, but we're willing to take
>our chances.

^^^took chance and lost due to elBLOW given by rodman


>>sf vs sf-Larry Bird vs Pippen. This matchup I will focus
>more
>>on the defensive end because Bird was no doubt an offensive
>>juggernaut. They never really faced in both of their primes,
>>but If theres one dude who could contain Bird in the NBA of
>>that era it would be Pippen. Pippen had teh athleticism and
>>long arms to frustrate bird and challenge his jumpshot.
>>Inside, he was just as strong, and definitely a smart
>player.
>>The only thing id tell pipp was to watch for headfakes and
>not
>>to get caught up in foul trouble. On the other end of the
>>floor Pippen would be to quick for bird. At times I would
>have
>>Pippen handle the ball so that bird could chase him around
>and
>>this would help wear out Bird's legs.
>
>Larry Legend is unstoppable. If need be, we'll quietly ask
>the Sports Guy to sneak into the opposing locker room with his
>press pass and slip some laxative (or maybe worse) into Pip's
>drink, because even though it would mean throwing the Sports
>Guy's career and reputation away, I think it's safe to assume
>his man-crush on Bird and everything Boston would easily
>inspire him to do the deed all the same.
>
>Not only would this save Bird from Pippen, it would save OKP
>from the stupid weekly Sports Guys posts. This is really a
>win-win all around.

^^^^^ Wrong Pippen is BLACK. Sportsguy and anyone trying to help BAD DAD WILL get murked by Basaglia and Scoop Jackson. If theres one white man in this world that scoop could easily handle, it would be Basaglia.
"Hey Sportsguy can I have your autograph?"- Basaglia
"sure kid, got a a pen?"-Sportsguy
::hands Sportsguy Black Pen:::"
"yes here's a BLACK PEN, cracka"- Basaglia ::looks into sportsguys eyes::
::sports guys head starts to spin from realization of all his years of cism and bad sports articles:::
*enter barry bonds*
:::barry bonds takes Black bat to side of sportsguys head:::
::sportsguys head explodes:::

^^^I win^^^
P.S. you wouldve poisoned the wrong guy because I had Pip disguised as Shock G in the Locker Room.

>

>>sg vs sg-D. Wade vs Tayshaun Prince. This is the matchup we
>>have the privilege of seeing. I dont know what coach Shelly
>>was thinking. maybe he thought I had Kobe instead of Wade.
>BUt
>>wade always frustrates tayshaun. In a matchup earlier this
>>year, Tay even questioned why flip saunders left him on wade
>>when it obviously wasnt working (ask Pistons fan JBoogs).
>Wade
>>is too explosive for Tay and his change of direction breaks
>>Tay's stilty legs. On defense They will try and post Tay
>>up..but hey if you have bird, reed and kemp and you settle
>for
>>a Tay post up, Ill take it everytime.
>
>"Long Arm of the Law" >>>>> "Flash" and I really like the
>Flash nickname.
^^^Owned as usual...ask bshelly why hes still guarding Dwade.
>
>Otherwise, no comment.
>
>>pg vs pg-Now this was a matchup i contemplated, I almost
>>started Ron Ron and let wade play pg. for this
>game....because
>>of Nash's perceived defensive deficiencies, but then i was
>>like nah. Kidd is gonna create for his team, but he is not a
>>scorer. Im sure shelly will try to refer to this recent
>>nets/suns game, but throughout their careers, they have been
>>pretty evenly matched. If kidd beats any of my guys, I have
>>the best defenders PIPPEN, Rodman and 11 time all defensive
>>team KAreem to Come ove rto help. IMO nash is not the worst
>>defender you can have, He is smart and knows where to push
>his
>>man. It just so happens that the last 2 teams he has played
>>for havent had teh best defensive philosophy (see suns when
>>nashis oput or dallas when nash left). Cats like steve
>francis
>>and marbury get burned by other pgs all the time too. On
>>offense, nash is gonna create havoc by driving to the hoop
>and
>>finding people. Kidd is a good defender, but he cant stay in
>>front of nash all the time. Hey if Nash has any problems, I
>>put Wade in at PG, Pippen at Sf and Artest in at SG. And we
>>grind it out
>
>Let's take a moment to remember a one-time All-Star, a
>multiple Finals competitor, a once hot-commodity in the NBA by
>the name of Kenyon Martin. Remember that guy? The guy with
>the big contract, shit game, shitty numbers, and an even
>shittier nickname (I mean, KMart?) that Denver is now stuck
>with? Yeah, Jason Kidd did that. You're welcome Denver.

^^^right because kmarts knee injuries have had nothing to do with his demise. Look at his numbers when hes healthy. And lets not forget what Steve nash has done to help make teamates in Phx better.

When was the last time Jaque Vaugn made a jumpshot as a result of a kidd pass?
yet Tim thomas can coem in and make more jumpshots than vaugn has all season.


>
>>At some point I will have Dale ellis in, when Nash breaks
>down
>>the D, Dale one of the best shooters ever will be there to
>hit
>>the shot.
>
>Unless the Rifleman brings his actual gun to the game, he's
>getting murked first thing. Vlade Divac, Paul Silas, or
>Tayshaun could all handle that kid. Non-issue.
>
>>Oh wait I still have Ralph Sampson, who before he was
>injured
>>was a beast. In his prime years he avgds 20, 10 and 2 with
>>about 2 blocks and despite his 7'4 height he had the ability
>>to play 4. So if I want to run up the score, I put Sampson
>in
>>at 4, and have him score over Kemp who isnt exactly known as
>a
>>defensive juggernaut.
>
>Like I said, Vlade is obviously not above doing dirt. He's
>going for Sampson's knees first thing and we can all guess how
>that might turn out. Those things fucked themselves up,
>didn't even need any help really, imagine what they'll do with
>a little push in the wrong direction.

^^wrong we took Vlade's cigarettes before the game and he couldnt function.
Plus we had Rodman and Pipps old buddy Toni kukoc come in and blame Vlade and the Serbs for the Yugoslavian civil war (which is a very sensitive subject to vlade) so he broke down crying. Nothing is below our team, sorry.

Also Ralph in his prime had no problems withhis knees.
>
>>Overall, the game plan is to take what is given. I have some
>>of teh smartest most unselfish players in basketball
>history.
>>Yea Rodman and Artest might be crazy, but they know how to
>>play unselfish basketball. Sometimes worm was too unselfish.
>
>It's true, the Worm was WAAAAY too unselfish when he gave us
>these:
>
>http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0119013/
>http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0168172/
>http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0211792/
>
>I really wish he had kept them to himself. I really do. Has
>anyone else here seen "Cutaway"? I mean, MY GOD that movie
>sucks. It stars Stephen Baldwin people. The Worm couldn't
>even out-star-power the lowest of the lowly fucking Baldwins.
>Losing to a Baldwin = losing at life, man. Let's be real.
>
^^^when you diss Jean Claude Van Damme you dis yourself


>>Defensively we are one of the toughest teams, and nobody is
>>gonna call this team soft.
>>We will make every shot hard to come by and we will also
>getin
>>your heads.
>
>Wait, hold on, I'm gonna do it ... YOU'RE TEAM IS SOFT.
>That's right, the Boston Strangler, Vlade "The Big Dirty"
>Divac, Paul "Can't Hide the Bitchinyoo" Silas, Jason
>"Slap-Happy" Kidd, the Long Arm of the Law, Larry Legend, and
>Shawn Motherfuckin' Kemp will have no problems here. I
>recognize Artest is gully (I mean, he did choose #93 for the
>Souls of Mischief -- respect) but outside of Ron Ron and the
>Cap this team is getting lit the fuck up. Again, Rodman
>played second fiddle to Stephen Baldwin. I wish I could
>forget it, too, but those are the facts.

^^^A team with Vlade the Flop Divac is tough? hmmm