ehm, yeah. sorry this sucks so much. (shrug)

AY!
really!
bam.
okay, so
i'm jerry
my friends, you know.. they happen to tend to like to prefer to call me uh.. jerry.
and i'm the smoothest hypertensive idea man with
the hippest catch phrases from yesteryear
i'm fashionably late like that, yeah, that's it..
and i have deals, baby
deals that go fast like..
like they had some kinda damn.. rolling things..
like uh.. you know.. 3d circles.. attached to the bottom
and they'd roll.. damn, i'm a genius
NO LONGER WILL WE HAVE TO SUFFER THROUGH HAVING TO PUSH OUR CARS ALONG ON THEIR FLAT BOTTOMS
WE WILL ROLL LIKE GODS OF ALL MOVING THINGS
wuzzat? ah, yes. late again.
if i had a dime for every time that happened..
always coming up with these brilliant schemes like uh..
if i could just combat evil.. on a saturday morning cartoon show..
yeah, but i'd need threads for that..
like.. white robes, that's pretty uh.. yeah.. symbolizing purity in western culture, and we ARE in the western hemisphere right?
yeah, i knew that.. i just uh.. yeah, checking with you.
testing you, even.
so yeah.. then i'd need a power..
but not a violent power, because you know..
marketing appeal, kid tested, mother approved..
so, i'd just uh.. tell everybody to love one another..
or some shit like that..
but i'd need some sort of cliff hanger for a season finale..
like uh.. the bad guys have me uh.. hanging up off of a closet door, and then i pass out from loss of air to my brain..
and then they hide my body in the closet and lock the door, thinking i'm dead..
and then my sidekick, lazy russel, gets me out of there
and we go to try and find some eggs with a giant rabbit
for no damn reason.. kids love that stuff
what? what do you mean, christians won't like it?


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http://ngfaa.cjb.net - The New Grimfurious And Friends Audio Archive
(i'm Bastarrde)

http://www.netaid.org - because uh.. time magazine told me to. hell, i dunno.

http://dreamwater.net/estrangular - i have poems there, too. if you're into that sort of thing.

"stress relates to those who walk around protected"