NUkkas
'Zin been hittin 'em in the shitter since you could remember and frankly it would take a miracle for Rick not to get dismembered ...Zin sends most cat's member status to missing in action.... son for thirty rounds this nukka could repeat actions for satisfaction ....while timbaland tracks brand asses like greek frats..... and turn the rest of that hoes flows to prose not an if, and,but or suppose this is factual ....why add yet another rook notch in my belt ...my rep. precedes to smack the shit out of ya cry for help ....glutton for punishment you lacK the skills persuade me that you even worthy of ya loggin ....ya brain is foggin ..and 'Zin's that glow from them low lights that are orange...most shots blocked while cocks fight for three but you aint scoring ....outta ya range ...ya reach....ya verbal touch aint enuff ....i cobra clutch and raise ya arms three times ...oh? now you give up....ultimate challenge tapping mcees on any degree ...1st 2nd or 3rd ...my mic burns for chosen words ....your thoughts just as absurd as any cat thinking that this is a real as it gets....mric+'Zin= sparing match ....my flame throwing tongue lashes flash burns ...to leave faces minus the eyelashes and mustaches.....must have gotten it backwids .....you can't take the throne of a king whose craft you haven't mastered......i'm asking what profits me from scorchin god's property ....publicity stunts will get stomped ...if that's what you want ....i guess you thinking biblical so like David and Goliath you throw stones ....thinking maybe a battle with 'Zin will sling shot you to the top .....but now the bleeding won't stop ...raw footage bootlegged ...and i still remain like the R.kelly tape...with my low fro I piss in ya face ....with corn rows i thrust my shitty Tims in ya orifice.... "THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!!"OK moderators yell at the screen ....poets scream "'Zin's just mean!!!" ....ric leave the battlin verses to the secure and obscene...i think you know what i mean....cause once verbal punches thrown ...bitch skirts will get blown ....the suspect remians at large and unknown .... and those ..burn marks on ya arm .....and traces of spermcells left in ya p.s.a.l.M..............

this cat must have gottn you fired up.......damn maze

*snickerin'*...hol'shit

Ric, you got your work cut out for you. I ain't gonna lie, that verse was..."I ain't particular, I bang like vehicular/homicides/" - GZA.

chuckle.

peace.

U call urself a vet
u a gambler? no? im willing to bet
u owe me the same debt/ u owe ur father
ur life...so throw the dice/ with jaromir jagr
im nice/ "oh bother"
i just clowned your charlie brown sound
and instead tread ur head/ into higher ground
picture u tryin to smoke me
like doin the hokey pokey
with two left feet, now put ur right foot in
of mice and men and vice and sin i tend
to shatter ur bladder, til u need depends
its drastic my tactics
reshape ur casket to
half and half paper and plastic...
thank st. patrick, ur verse was green
amputate u due to lyrical gangrean
im the baddest/ fuck ur status
dont write checks ur skills aint endorsin
my plauge leaves ur first-born as a happy orphan
and with four horseman/ i metamorphin-to
a new contortion/of violent appendages
ah, so, revenge it is
to blast at me is blasphemy
battlin ric is sic/ ur screws is loose
i shit/ on u after a cup of prune juice
its a wonder that/
u battle a new thundercat
i swing a 'sword of omens'/ with figure 4s of grecco-romans
this is over, get the poll in
u sittin softer b/c of a swoollen colon
i bludgeon u cousin/ crushin ya dome in
my words hurt more than gettin ur ass tatted
ironic, ur breaths taken by an asthmatic
i reshape ur resting place, im a craftmatic
my pens tend to grow callous/whenever i spit malice
sportin ur head as a new chalice
fuck a throne, im buildin my own palace
with skills so apocolyptic and cryptic
PSALM is known as biblical
subliminal/blows to gentials/ in general/ my stance is pivotal/
the swagger of a smooth criminal/ur damage is minimal
i lyrically plot/ my own way to the top/ fuck a rock, goliath
i got/ a modern day slingshot/ similar to a nuclear glock
ur ego i dislodge/ popularity contest, ur skills a mirage
ur slow soft punches much too easy to dodge

i dont need a second round, i make a name for myself, look at the post number, this is only battle number ten and u gettin ur ass handed to u on a gourmet platter, u can post the poll now, NO BEEF, i dont take things personal but i know as a rook im only gonna improve, be afraid, be very afraid...no mas, arrividerci

THIS IS A FIRE BATTLE! Yo mad props to both parties...I don't know how this shit started but cot damn this is fire...keep flowin fam...ric do your thang cuz
The only legit click is...

*at his desk watching it unfold*

...*Does the same as Yukon*

whats to unfold? i hate when a quality vet gets so full of himself that he thinks his shit has a pleasant aroma, sorry dog, u may or may not have earned ur veteran status but that doesnt mean each person rook or vet, good or bad deserves some type of respect, i aint jumanji either, ur first verse was aight but i laced mine, u better hope that status carries on in the polls though...unfold? u saw what happened, judge now whether ive earned my respect or whether he has more reason to be full of himself, Peace

i aint jumanji either

The fuck is that supposed to mean? You damn right you ain't me!

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"George W. Bush is the Diet Sprite of Evil: transparent, bubbly, with a weird sour aftertaste."
-OKP dhalgren718

Quotes about France:
"The French are a smallish, monkey-looking bunch"
-P.J. O'Rourke

"You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam Hussein?
Because he hates America, he loves mistresses and wears a beret.
He is French, people."
-Conan O'Brien

"I don't know why people are surprised that France won't help us
get Saddam out of Iraq. After all, France wouldn't help us get
the Germans out of France!"
-Jay Leno

"France has neither winter nor summer nor morals. Apart from
these drawbacks, it is a fine country. France has usually been
governed by prostitutes."
-Mark Twain

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Oh my...Okp is like Death Row!LOL.
Man I want to see a battle. I think you both put down pretty nice verses. Ric its all love mang. I guess. Unless you two have somethin personal goin on. I mean all of us emcees are in a postition to be called out at any time. And Zin called you out. Just finish the battle. Anyway, thats my two pennies.

its nothing personal at all, and i aint mean nothin negative about that ju, im just sayin he gonna have to respect me like he 'should have' respected u and given u all 3 rounds...i have no problem with being called out, obviously i can hold my own, rook or not, but i wanted to make a point that he was too cocky and aint nothing wrong with being cocky but i thought it was a bitch move he pulled and thats the only reason he called me out, plus, both our verses were the size of two or three of my usual verses, i respect zin too but not for the way he acted in the tourney, simple as that, oh if u still that cocky zin...put the poll up now

Gotcha. That little sentence just seemed kinda random to me. But now that you've explained it to me, it's all love.

EDIT: This is not a personal vote, but I got Ric in round 1.

=====================================
"George W. Bush is the Diet Sprite of Evil: transparent, bubbly, with a weird sour aftertaste."
-OKP dhalgren718

Quotes about France:
"The French are a smallish, monkey-looking bunch"
-P.J. O'Rourke

"You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam Hussein?
Because he hates America, he loves mistresses and wears a beret.
He is French, people."
-Conan O'Brien

"I don't know why people are surprised that France won't help us
get Saddam out of Iraq. After all, France wouldn't help us get
the Germans out of France!"
-Jay Leno

"France has neither winter nor summer nor morals. Apart from
these drawbacks, it is a fine country. France has usually been
governed by prostitutes."
-Mark Twain

The latest and greatest in underground hip-hop from the States and Canada:
www.hiphopcanada.com

that makes sense. I don't really remember what happened in the tourney. But I feel you. Aiiight mang.

YO MAZE!!!...YOU GOT'EM NOW,DUN!!1..THEY ALL EMOTIONAL!LOL

yes, first mistake by ric. let's see how zin retaliates.

peace.

ayo Amazin, as you can see, the kid aint no slouch mang, you brought ya heat, he brought and extinguisher, id like to see if the fire is still burnin or if Ric gonna put out them flames, i want more, i want more, give me some more cause this is gettin niiiiiiiice, peace.

Come on that'd be like stopping a Rocky Marciano fight in the first round....

Y'all don't be thinking I won't demonstrate

Pappa

just so you know i did see this but i don't have time to drop ......but i will see you either tonite or tomorrow.....ha ha ha

I demised the anticlimactic fall of the house of Ric ...pictured 'Zin as the anti~Christ..... nah~ just nice .....ass whipping just twice ...lashed Ric with switches...pooty tang ass kickings ...Tim's is to Ass as quite is to swiftly...get ya written dusted ....flo rusted ...mic skills busted ....believe this nukka had the mordacity to challenge.... a verbal witch craft (A)ctual display of (I)ntelligence.... with out the answer ....cancerous cells fester all postings thereafter ....CDC quarantines ....tested by MacAfee...sickness undetected in all verses sent in this direction ...I'm Amazin tho ...and those bitch emotions have been fully exposed ....every 'Zin post 'sa holy scroll ...chapter one verse two ...thou shall vow out ....look at this picture figure every nukka that has ya back I've already smacked .....kid is gifted ...but no miracle can stop the inevitable ....this is no band stand it's a PEDESTAL ...and ya stick's too short....those rocks tiddlywinks' is not a sport ...you walk soft ...and loud bark but scared men get dogs ...11th graders get Russian sickled and strangled wit mic cords ....this took a lil less than a thought ....you about as gifted as a knat ...flying around a horse's ass after he shits .....or a condom full of syphilis dick spit ....to douse ya whole house with holy water is my contribution .....you ghostwritten by every 16 year old looking for retribution .....with 'Zin brands on they asses and bruises ....like I'm ya evil step daddy that's abusive....crushing a lot like my name was pun ....confrontations get son'ed .....'Zin amazin man number ONE ...now I'm trickin for kids like Gladis Knight and no pip's ...while you get miracle whipped ...in a bitch sandwich .....silly wrabbit!

ok, i'll try and get at this by 2morrow night, school shit to do

longer, sorry man, been busy, its comin though

i know they prolly told you to make me mad by making me wait ....go ahead...take ya time write a good verse .....

That's a proprietary move...


Y'all keep your hands off my shit less ya can afforde the royalties!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LMAO

Patience Grinding

for tardiness my apologies/in actuality/i laughed at wack analogies/"zin is to ric as ass is to sodomy"/lyrical lobotomy/ur probably/
psychotic and neurotic/im quick to leave this dalmation despotted/
im a mastermind/with this craft of mine/i leave zin asinine/
excuse me, whats ur name?/oops, i thought u were a dame/then again, u gettin fucked the same/
raw
and with this takeover ur futures bleek/is that ur chick? ...not last week/listen hard when the REAL speak/u weak/
my back strong/i last long/with ur girl ass on/that jill scott song/i know, im dead wrong/
but off the first verse/i supplied a cursed hearse/whats worse/my thirst/ for ur mom resulted in ur birth/
so let ur head nod/like god,/ i created a mini-me/but not ur façade/son, for that ur my enemy/
and unlike ur throne/my skills is shown/and my vocab chrome/is up side ya dome/with bullets of brimstone/ that found a house thats not a home/
with fat luther/i introduce ya/to intentions to shoot ya/
my hellfire smacked ya/ ur an actor /on fear factor/
gobble these nuts as quick as u can/i forgot to shavem with a schick in my hand/
One Man im quick to bury/like sadam's millitary/ zins a fairy/screamin "ric, ur nuts are hairy!!"/its scary,like zins premonitions of his cemetary

there...u happy? midterms and spring break have been on my mind but i'll still attach my third verse to the other joint u posted 2morrow, asap, then we can really get the post in, i aint say shit when u made me wait, but its cool, arrivederci

it's evident battlin is not ya strength but a WEAKness .....for instance a WEEK and this WEAK ass verse is what you spit? .....repent ...ask 'Zin for forgiveness .......went from WEAK quotes to WEAK gay jokes ......and OH!! now..... you my dad making claims about ya WEAK vocab....the only asinine rhyme is ya ass and this size nine ...to shift ya spine ....thinking WEAK alliteration and word association gonna make it ...please ...save that "is that your chick " shit ...told hoes bout coming bitch ...using missy tactics ....surprise you didn't spit it backwids.....relax this is what usually happens.....I clap then your WACK ass raps ....we repeat in succession .....till you learn ya lesson....then you go missing ...regain comprehension ...gather a few henchmen...some confidence then a new loggin....only tell ya best friends ..we call this "player protection" and take notes while i'm manifest .... learning some direction ...then boom you back on the boards like you went home for the summer from school ..the whole time watchin my moves .....then just when you think you ready to do what you came to do I'm hit you with something new .....

**we interrupt this program to bring you a special news bulletin****
P......S....................A....................L.....M
Poet Smacked by Amazin and Lax Missing ...with third verse for pending ass kicking ...on the scene ...two shitty Tims and a spleen ....two verses and a jar of Vaseline ....a shift key ....and three fake I.D.'s ....a mayo pack ....and a knapsack full of WEAK ass raps...this kid..... when from miracle ric to mircale whip now take that and put it in ...ya sig...beeeeeyoch!

not to brag or boast/but most /beef I roast/while u dress in drag and post/overkill..like using a steak knife to butter toast/I compose ur soul in a hole for compost/u shoulda stuck with ur sidebar/Cause thus far/u spit sub-par/u do know sometimes/ur verses should contain punchlines/u aint amazing grace/u just savin face/though theres not much to save/I thought DC was home of the brave/Fort Lincoln rests ur future grave/Me? Missin in action/Shit, I spit acid in fractions/U aint half a 1/3 of me/for slow vets, u aint 1/6 of r-i-c/666, beware what I branded thee/u should protect ya neck/and check who u disrespect/I leave u ghost, im quick to inspecta deck/Ur notoriety I note and impose my dialect/now u legless, in the form of a permanent genuflect/Like playin Russian roulette
with a shotgun, u shot son/In strip-hide poker I bring
my hand (psalm) rest 4 kings and 1 queen/u getting smashed by each one on my team/u brag about a size nine/no wonder u still small-time/u could never fill my shoes/Lil man I give size 13 blues/A riff by muddy waters/My mobbs deep, shook ones body counts in order/Its easy to see whats happening/Lets examine ur terrible acronym
……P……S…...A...L…….M
This Pussy Stays A Lyrical Midget
The day u outrhyme miracle, is the day sin stop/Never/Go ahead and again hit my inbox/Talking “me and u should hit the booth”/In truth/I loose more heat than triple fat goose
Takin it back in the day/No, I don’t kid or play/This kid I slay
At house parties, doing the hee-haw/On a lyrical see-saw/Is the only way u sit high/cause ur rhymes is light/I didn’t even put up a fight/And still filled u up with fright
*newsflash: zin’s been raped in broad daylight*
and I barely write/get a life/so I can take it from u again/im swift to keyshift/ya figure/dismember/ur missions agenda/goddamn!!! ur mom was limber/with ur phony rap recital/the only good line u had was the title/whos the victor, theres some debate/the slaves on ur lyrical state/yearnin for emancipatin/ ur infantile punchlines need incubatin/im eviler than satan/like u, he stay hatin/cause God said its my turn/cause shit I spit make more souls burn/my flows too damn thorough/stopping more lungs then a lifelong supply of marlboro, the DISTRICT IS MY BUREAU

Ric is winning...

thanx dog, im glad this shit is done, i been battlin non-stop for a while now, time to give this shit as break, good battle zin, u might be the first vet notch i add to my belt