Cavalier,
I dabble with the gift of gab, ya hear?
stab a deer, DOE! Go grab a beer,
Duff, cut a hoof and huff, puff,
into a new atmosphere,
AOTM… or Atom?
Got a patent on a flow ya cant fathom,
the Phantom,
minus billy zane, train,
of thought, shit im on a mental plane,
“where will he land next?
Wearing purple spandex.”
she had a man vexed, ya heard well,
put a bird to the third rail,
ya preferred Hell?
Im satan’s absurd sales-man,
I tell men “most ladies,
prefer Hades…less vermin”
I don’t give a rats hell,
if Rush puts a perm in,
and rocks pastels,
with Chris Berman,
and does the pee-wee herman,
with a weak stomach, i keep hurlin,
I topple things,
when I dopplegang-bang the wall of Berlin,
its the the Miracle Merlin,
"if she only gave some brain,"
to the wizard, with a savage stance,
the blizzard known as Avalanche,
the piper pied sniper tried,
to do a lavish dance,
at the local Shell,
I post to go postal, well,
I make a getaway in a Volvo,
with malvo on my tail,
i escape fast, damn i hate math,
word problems is what i solve yo