go!

GO!

Versatile Vowel Vernacular Vicking Victims on the Fly...
Sent Salacious Sonnets at Sonny to Stickem on the Sly....
Demon is Daddy...Dumping Diss Dedications in ya grill...(BREAK!!!!)
Break from initials...circle the wagons for the kill....(STEAK!!!!)
Snatch the bitch outta niggaz quicker than pimping...
With figure 4 lyric maneuvers straight whining and limping...
Longdicking pheremones like Spike did it to Tisha in the Bone...
Room persist to talking shit get backhanded, NIGGA I'M GROWN!!!
Play syllabics like they Fisher Price to circumsize the mic...
Aloe Lanolin Mandolins playing to "Gimme The Light!!"
Cat, you dance outta the hall like Sean Paul was doing the two step...
My word war is cold on ya shoulder as Nikita Kruschev....
Imagine if I dropped to base level to scalp a rebel...
Claiming boulders but you couldn't toss a pebble..How the FUCK you gonna shoot the Devil???
Like, what would happenned if you missed?!?
And the wrath of Hades enveloped ya lyrics like a fist?

sicker than most...I be the dick in this post
and this Devine Vagina Snatch cant live up to the hope
or hype...either way you the bitch in this fight
im addicted to flight...sly stikum slide pitchin amigo
visually a slam dunk you just the free throw
i sleep tho with one eye open
sly scopin...stick it to this cat like
"im wide open!!!"
you implied coastin thru the 1st round
i serve crown...
royal ya highness punch drunk on this verse now
thats Stikum...D. V.s S.
thats no competition
you missin in action
closed captioned
if i could sign language itd be a closed casket
froze gaspin for air
old man unprepared
Sly Stik-it-to-um like a fork and ya done
I do it well brother slap some pork in the sun
shoot some craps...fortune I won
you fortunate son...this is half speed
I slap geeks...just imagine me in the mode of an athlete
old man...im not dissin but criticizing ya mumblin
its time you step up...visulize and rep us
do some chin ups or get caught with the upper cut
you spit like you stutter....whawhawhat
spit it out!!!! or get ya clit pitted out
i stiff'em like dick in porn stars fitted mouths
this vixen “WOOOOOW” like the verizon commercial
you just a flea cuzzin....yo its time for rehearsal
ya hearse do up as soon as ya verse flopped
I dead cats quickly before the curtain drops
its over!!!

lmao.. i know those were both him

i swear they both sound like dvs ..... geeesh if ya'll needed more entries you should have just had some one talk shit to me ...

Zin, you shoulda signed up regardless, yall veterans out here aint joining this, sounds kinda dissapointing, feel me?
You and Empro are 2 cats id thought wud have mos def been in this.

Lol, you know what Ezz, your right, they are both him, something was dodgy about that line and sly's verse sounds DVS style, if its not both him, then Sly is 1 hell of a newcomer, dont ya think?


(Zin posted just as i did, and he caught on too, lol, this is gnna be funny.)

Take 1st next rip.

GO!

I *know* DVS got flow ... but he wasn't taking this round seriously tho! -- *yaknow*

IMO -- Sly was stickin' it to him in this round ... *SmackDown*


Yep -- Sly Stickem ...

There is one thing which gave Sly the upper hand and most of all my vote, Like said photo said, it didnt seem as he was taking it seriously, though the bars were actually fire, they werent very direct, whereas sly was throwing jabs in bursts, and from the open to the closing line it was straight terror.

Vote: Sly

the other bol rhyme was hella gay. he tawn bout fuckin
DVS and shit. i mean c'mon dude.
really doe. the flow was aight, but the subject
matter was gay.

sorry.

I never pretended to be anything I
wasn't, the author of fine, honest --
if often vulgar -- prose...

Just B'Cuz -- *Felt the Slashes More* -- x( ---- *ouchie*

I think I put ^this^ under the wrong thread -- (I already voted ^UP^ above on this one) -- :(


(((Disregard)))

GO!

Yo Anthology you horribly have met your demise,
since being matched with this ratchet, ill slice through your eyes,
and entice you with rhymes that you wish you created,
so you went to rent a rhyme from one of these next alias,
your feeble, weak, just abused tender meat,
but I'm raw and uncut like Doe or Die Az,
may be, if you practice, spit a few verses,
could of at least entered this tourney with a purpose,
just here to make up numbers?
your numbers up,
ring the bell, blood gushes from his guts,
don't blush, just hush you collection of waste,
if you weren't this boards Moderator, you'd be a waste of space,
and to tell the truth, i know you cant match my pace,
age is a factor,and your dieng flame,
and Anthology, just try promise me this,
when I win, don't break down and cry like a bitch..

Son ya flow annoys me like 3rd grade crushes
ya lil hair tuggin
ya fake e-thuggin'
Whole style is boring like flute holes
and ain't worth admission like a team of Manute Bols
You're as entertaining as
a chick fucking a horse
of course my discourse plus force
makes your words contort
matter fact your my number one customer
you gotta be on crack
to battle me with that
I said a hot 16, Ak... not hot garbage
Apologize youngster
Tell KRS you was sorry
for coming at a verteran with freshman year lyrics
I graduated passed you
want that back button boo?
prolly do
you're just an asimililation of what I used to do
without alliteration
and your metaphors are nothing new

Thanks for the sparing session
now I'm ready for teaching
guess you were the first lesson

Interesting!!!!

this was hard for me to judge because you both started out strong on the attack and then somewhat fizzled towards the end like the steam ran out of both of you. So with that said this was an even match for me but im not gonna bitch out and call it a tie. I have to give it to Anthol for the Manute Bol line alone...that shit had me laughin for about 5 minutes just thinkin about it...peace yall

Anthology

Unlike Sly Stickem -- I'M BITCHING OUT! -- :9

I gotta agree with what ^he^ said tho -- They "both" started out hungry with carnivorous teeth gnashing -- but they musta got full quick after a few bites cuz they stopped chewin' the phatt towards the end.

*SlackJaw*



...:::TIE:::...

I agree with both, If i could vote,id say tie also, i felt we both fizzed out and didnt give it enough of a go, 2 solid judges so far, Sly i agree, that manute bols line had me,lol.

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>I agree with both, If i could vote,id say tie also, i felt we
>both fizzed out and didnt give it enough of a go, 2 solid
>judges so far, Sly i agree, that manute bols line had me,lol.

Alright, first off, please, please, this is a rap battle -- not a love fest. What would it look like if Mike Tyson and Hollyfield were trading "oh, nice job" in between rounds. The shit won't look right.

Y'all are supposed to be mean to each other. Talkin' shit. iono, (tyson accent) "eating your babies" and shit.

So, get your mean mugs on.

But no guns though (LOL)

I will love to see a rematch.

But if I have to vote, I will go with Tha Anthology. Why? More punchlines.

Only reason im being nice is cause the next 2 rounds are mine, wasnt prepared for the first.

I never pretended to be anything I
wasn't, the author of fine, honest --
if often vulgar -- prose...

pretty easy decision

"Whole style is boring like flute holes
and ain't worth admission like a team of Manute Bols"

this was the standout couplet of both battles. Both cats came nice...but Fahim took it with the word play and aiming for more than base level metaphors.

GO!

and i dont even need the respect
you get this ass whippin like a stimulus check
for free...bottom line im cockin mine
didnt feed off ya verse cause lines is hotter...im
the legend the myth Demon...who...im devilish
embellish this...they thought i was you
i take offense they second guess
Divisional Versitile Serphant smile a Sly individual
pitiful stickin you like gauging eyes in ya visuals
kid is you for real playing a joker
Jack of spades Nickels...son...Ace in the holster
claimin my 16 was too long you slippin holmes
i just put in overtime to compensate for ya shitty poem
but i'll keep it short my dude so get a clue
you droppin that heat rock...OKP they button snooze
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.....

See, I'ma take butcher knifer to ya labia, you claiming ya...
Dope but who you fooling, tryin' to battle from an alias....
11 post rookie, my famous aim is like the cookie...
Euthanize like Eight Belles are ringing, y'all need to phone ya bookies...
Ante up!!! What you take exception for pacifying fools...
With 24 for my 16, I wasn't playing by the rules?
Bitch nigga, reading is fundemental, you need to check credentials...
I put torch to motherfuckers, all that's left is douche and dentals...
When my phallic syllabic catch havoc your reach for ya rectum...
A slob in a bob on the job you be swabbing, I DECKED 'em...
Put holes in young niggaz like your mother did the protection...
I'm Dracula dope....staring at you is NO REFLECTION...
So must we get deep? I'm legendary like Tariq...
Pimp hand ya amateur banter to the middle of next week...
You better think before your reach...(Bitch!!)
'Cause lyrically I'm Melle Mel with musclebound physique...
Throw JAVELINS when I speak...
Word bond.

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I think Sly got 'em in verse 1 BUT DVS got him hoard in verse 2...

*No Doubt*

you came off so angry in that 2nd round cuzzo

i didnt mean to ruffle them feathers
we can take the plastic off the furnitures leather
hot stickin ya flow shish ka bob and weave
ya talk is bleek...come on memphis the roc deceased
its over ya dynasty soldier falls like "cobra!!!"
destro the flesh grow G I Joe droppin snake eyes
i snake guys and debate wise
i told Photo and Anthol to give you a stage dive
throw you a bone...you took me for granted
i ripped ya scrotum off holmes
gave you an ulcer you groaned and threw a fit
while i continue to cruise in this you proved my gift
and continued ya curse...gave you lil to run on
showed ya skills was hearsed
im the Bill you flirt...come on Gina i see ya
"you aint gotta lie Craig!!!"...im the seizure beneath ya
meat cleaver discrete bra slide machete im ready
slap this pinata que pasa Sly left'em confetti
why clef is u ready for the score to settle
i slaughter cattle this battle i think im bored gepetto
pullin strings puppets dreams pinche pi-nochio
yes you pussy tho...chupa me huevos
bendajo...comprende and i aint even spanish
but manage to total package this classic advantage
Sly Stikum es Nixon...Rich-ard you get the blizz-ard
or bozack...a close match?...come on...you the door mat
stepped on my weap drawn...ink pen and the ven strong
pitch it Roger Clem-ons...attention...its over
Sly Young collide Stikum ya postered
brahhahaStikum!!!!!

Grammar known to slam from Albequerq to Alabama....
You're a Half Pint to a Gallon, Pass(t) Pussy, Gamma Phi Gamma...
My brand of stamina be swiss chessing ya propaganda....
5 Animal Versatile, FUCK the cartoon about the Panda....
Ya "KNOCKED UP" my nigga...truly... "You likka how the dick taste"....
My verses gestate in ya colon, ya family shitfaced...
DV is Hari-Kiri, pardon, Haray Caray vocals vary...
Round the bases freely bitch smacking preliminaries...
Potty mouth velosoraptor force of nature playa hater...
Sadistic and sick as homoerotic party favors....
Son, I saturate the game with claps of thunder, Stevie Wonders...
How faggot mahfuckas can't SEE not to step in my circumference...
i Swiftly Liquadate Ya....
Shorty Lick the Young Ya-dig, I'm like ya favorite flavor....
Ya just a calf made out gold, an IMITATION savior...
With half caloric intake talking big shit to ya neighbor....
When I filet the game like a Sashimi chef, you meat to me...
Wasabi to ya sushi...
I run hotter than Armageddon, cauterize the looseleaf...
Jump out the 8th level of Hell while screaming "RUN YA POCKETS!!!"
I smash niggaz quicker than Neo Nazis in a Mosh Pit...
Trying to pollitick with D is borderline preposterous...
'Cause you're on my dick so hard you make my nuts look like a lozenge...
I turn ya flock to mutton chops, ain't no need of discussing props...
'Cause I eclipse ya sun, ya cameo look like a broken spot...
Or what that chick from "The Ring" saw when she climbed out her TV...
The Public Enemy, a nation of MILLIONS to beat me...
Lyrically, you're a premie....
I incubate your essay 'til ya defacate ya diapey and ya eyes are get sleepy...
You need more "wampum" 'cause its strictly one CHIEF to a Tee-Pee....
I'ma swing the raw to ya squaw 'til the NEXT battle Beep me....

I birth verses like you swallow cum
Call me esophagus
You versus the cat with an OK
sounds preposterious
Your as entertaining as she male porn
wearing a kilt, purple sockings and prokeds you just wrong
Let the match burn ya fingers
only way you write hot shit
My backpack's the womb, I carried you
the whole round kid
I wonder if you could type and chew gum at the same time
My screen name's double-fisted
freddie foxin' my punchlines
in other internet terms, you've been hacked
deleted, omitted, back buttoned, and post-jacked
you earl grey-sippin all hailing to the Queen
I'm a Queens muphuka burning houses call me Curtis...
AK you was reborn to lose
That's like Jesus coming back to a staduim full of boos
what the holy hell?
I'm consistantly killing syllables
ya whole steeze is miserable like london-town weather
hip hop belongs to those who can create on the fly
I consecrate your burial
Tell God i said Hi!

Yo, What I posses is finesse not a chequered dress,
You’re a fag that crosses dresses,
Cross-reference,
Anthology of pornography is your best profession,
I use mics,
You use dildos and dikes as your weapons,
You aint half stepping, to UK soil,
Fuck queens, bunch of drags, crouching male n hidden fags,
You been toe tagged and hung,
Quartered, body remains get burnt and thrown back in to the slums,
Fuck your OK status you par verses that cause hiatus,
Like your mommas cleavage,
Breasts Separated, milk out dated, your verses are overrated,
Your purpose eliminated, ak just disintegrate him,
So Omit his post please; he’s like post-kochise,
But Prolif left us blessed,
Anth left him thinking “Bitch you owe me”,
I won’t dare to take it slowly, with a “Veteran”,
That I’m already better than, and I’m 40 years younger man?!?

sly's was short but to the point and flowed well

dvs was hit or miss but overall had most angles covered

Draw

this was another one that was hard as hell to judge

sly had the flow and ending was hilarious and came out will smooth and smashing

whereas dvs had a few good punches in there...i liked the beginning and I liked this:

When I filet the game like a Sashimi chef, you meat to me...
Wasabi to ya sushi...
I run hotter than Armageddon, cauterize the looseleaf...

that actually saved you dvs because I was only halfway into the rest of the punches and the balls lozenge punch seemed like a self-diss but overall...yall both came with it...

I cant really decide...you both had two streaks where I was very impressed...and where sly had flow...dvs had an extra punch...DRAW!

yall are too evenly matched with slightly different skills

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Anth was my choice on first read of both but on 2nd read Anth lost me in the 2nd half where as ak was hit AND miss the whole time...i want to say draw...and I will...if anth hadn't completely put me to sleep halfway thru the verse I'd say this was his but even with half a verse it was a tie...DRAW

Anth: Fav Verses

>Let the match burn ya fingers
>only way you write hot shit
>My backpack's the womb, I carried you
>the whole round kid
>I wonder if you could type and chew gum at the same time
>My screen name's double-fisted
>freddie foxin' my punchlines
>in other internet terms, you've been hacked
>deleted, omitted, back buttoned, and post-jacked
>you earl grey-sippin all hailing to the Queen
>I'm a Queens muphuka burning houses call me Curtis...
>AK you was reborn to lose
>That's like Jesus coming back to a staduim full of boos
>what the holy hell?

AK: Fav Verses

>Anthology of pornography is your best profession,
>I use mics,
>You use dildos and dikes as your weapons,
>You aint half stepping, to UK soil,
>Fuck queens, bunch of drags, crouching male n hidden fags,
>You been toe tagged and hung,
>Quartered, body remains get burnt and thrown back into the slums,
>Fuck your OK status you par verses that cause hiatus,
>Like your mommas cleavage,
>Breasts Separated, milk out dated, your verses are overrated,
>Your purpose eliminated, ak just disintegrate him,
>So Omit his post please; he’s like post-kochise

Oh yeah, and this slammed it:

>I won’t dare to take it slowly, with a “Veteran”,
>That I’m already better than, and I’m 40 years younger man?!?

Damn AK -- he ain't that old!!! -- :P -- *chuckles*

In any case, I think they "both" stepped they game ^UP^ a lil' bit -- but not quite impressive on a mega DOPE level ...

Never~The~Less -- I'm leaning toward AK on this one -- (Otherwise I'd choose a tie again -- but I ain't going there today) -- *nope*


AK tilted the scale -- *Just A lil' bit mo' IMO*



AK
AK
AK

Anthology came out the gate strong basically continuing the consistent showing from the 1st round...

then reborn came out of nowhere and did what you are suppoed to do when you drop 2nd...take the material they gave you and tar and feather the SHIT out of your opponent.

In this case, it wasn't a blowout...it was actually rather close...but the rapid fire punchline ak was firing evened up the score 1-1 for me.

Last round Gennelmens... Ak you up first!

Yo...
Peep it you street vermin i determine who wins,
I'm spitting phlegm burning men with a devilish grin,
hell sent,your well bent like a man whose gay,
and you like to explore pain in a pleasurable way,
infected and misinformed, accident born,
your the result of a condom busting in a film of porn,
skills im flipping acrobatic with emphatic rhythm,
your tragic like a crack addict giving birth to villains,
earth to anthologist,its 1-1 son,
should i say old man? crooked vertebrae and impaired vision,
this is aint a battle its just a catastrophic collision.

How many times you gone clown around my age?
you sound like barettes and bubble gum in 3rd grade
In 89 battled daddy for mommas good graces
Since 17 she always had them silly fuck faces
I can spit lava through braces-
I told her to name you Ak-born
all my sperm are emcees
whether deep-throated or aerial catapulted
I'm the sickest muphuka on the boards
and you know it
It's my fault I auto piloted in rounds 1 and 2
thinking freestyling halfassed just might do
Look at you spending nights and daze tryna come up with haze
praying to KR-Jesus that your hard work pays
Sorry youngster, remember I gave you shine...
that may artist of the month nod was mines
I got an OK your forehead's red-dotted
slap boxed punch drunk metaphors are blood-clotted
Ya career is cut short like Slick Rick the ruler
Mini-Me, glass joe, falls out like Zab Judah
I ain't old i'm a veteran better come better than that
Only tie-ing is the noose we Jena six'in The Ak
Where Sharpton At? Jessie Jackson? Where's Obama
I birthed your style
Sorry you are NOT the father

AK jumped out the gate with hottt lyrical hate ... but it seems he ran outta breath too quick. (Didn't spit long enuff to do serious damage) -- *Too Short*

Anthol took his time and spit with precision.

I could say more ... but I tend to ramble -- :P


My Vote:

ThaAnthology

I wanted to give this to Ak simply because I felt the flow more...but it was just too short...to tell the truth...if he had doubled the size of his verse with random filler but it flowed the same i woulda gave it to him but Anth got it

Even im voting anth, is that allowed? lol

Nah i almost never posted cause one of my fam died and i had to go tha funeral,its all gd now though, but i thought what kind of battle would that be if i didnt post, might aswell give it a shot, so i just penned a short verse n dropped it... glad it still managed to turn a few heads.

the 3rd verses are in with the second verses. We need votes to close this one out!

Sly and DVS were pretty much toe~2~toe in this round ...

There were verses in both flows that kinda jumped out at me -- BUT -- nothing really skurrred me -- :P -- or made me say: HOTTT DAMNNNNN!!!

Push come to shove tho -- I'd give it to the Sly, the Slick, & the WICKED WICKED WICKED! -- (I like the way he twists his verbage with wordplay trickery) -- :9


*Sly Stickum Trickem*

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