EDIT: forgive me for the above error. forgot to put the match in the title (its Christmas). also, i changed the layout of my lines back to how they were when i originally wrote this, i hope you all don't mind.
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(please read both then vote for your favorite with the person's name in the subject line.)
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TOPIC: dangerous sex
WORD: hot dog

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Jon:

lush flora, dark floor we be 40 feet above it
lust for her spark. Flore: she be horny, we get rugged
baby grabbin' jungle trunk for life while i slam it
rumble funk; every shift shakes the make shift hammock

...faking fight; love-branding each other silly
Jacob ladder city as canopy light dance on titties
...net, knots, and threads shred, and pop
panthers and jaguars grab bark and watch

blue azure climaxes: the clouds bust
bangin in God shower, foot of the bed...busts
we wack the tree back splack my sweety verticle
fertile girl knees wrap, i spunk in her gully tulip

climb to safe spot then grind her hot, doggie bent
prime scented body send mami naughty crescen-
doe low blows in oh so copacetic strokes
tremble-ing she sings ending avec tremolo

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Whateva:

Over in Johannesburg, yo they handling a scourge
a potential world threat, got the population scurrrred
AIDS-H-I-V, babies, stay plugged to IV's
And she ain't playing hard to get like High-V
the whole community, their mothers is so important
in the matter of a minute, a bush becomes an orphan
that dangerous sex that disease is complex
it's more to getting it on than getting ya dick wet
Now I like to get wreckless, consider me a ridah
I did business wit a hookah in Las Vegas, Nevada
she spread her cooch, and poof, oompa loopas inside her
I spotted crabs on Puss beach, an I ain't talkin bout lobster
Now you might be gettin laughs out of chickens burnin me
but this is a serious line about a chick from Germany
S&M miss told me to deficate on her lips
she opened up, choked, and croaked, now that's some dangerous shit
I told the judge "I plead the fif, I ain't saying shhhhhh...!!"

not to stop you or me, from doing ya thang
but the places that I been, and the people I seen
yo, getting ya fuck on is the American Dream
but sex is dangerous, if you know what I mean

It's so dangerous, it's so dangerous...
I said sex in the city is dangerous

It's so dangerous, it's so dangerous...
uh, sex in Illadel is dangerous

It's so dangerous, it's so dangerous...
uh, sex in NY is dangerous

It's so dangerous, it's so dangerous...
uh, sex in Chi-town is dangerous

setting it off we boeing jetted off to the dirty
Mississipi, the dirt roads, po show no mercy
we loss gas and crashed at a shack in the boondocks
white jawn said pops coming, who knew he would soon knock
she fixed beans and hot dogs, and listened to smooth rock.
she said she saw girls gone wild a while back and wilded out
I'm spoutin inside her mouth, she dropped knowledge down south
outside of her house, pop pulls up, pops the trunk
pulls out a buck, rifle, bucked shots, my heart sunk
He took off his hood, a damn klansman, grand dragon
He didn't beat around the bush about killin, he was braggin
laughin, about blastin my head off for gettin head
I'm shook, now I know I'm half past certainly dead
shorty was sad, the cum dripped, her grill looked bad
I panicked, grabbed a banner, didn't know what to grab
and wiped his daughter's face off with a confederate flag........damn

Not to stop you or me from doing ya thing
but the places that I been, and the people I seen
yo, gettin ya fuck on is the American Dream
but sex is dangerous, if you know what I mean

It's so dangerous, it's so dangerous...
uh, sex in De-twa is dangerous

It's so dangerous, it's so dangerous...
uh, sex in Bankhead is dangerous

It's so dangerous, it's so dangerous...
uh, sex in Third coast is dangerous

It's so dangerous, it's so dangerous...
uh, sex in L. A. is dangerous

now you a smooth pimp hustla a domesticated player
you a good man, the Iceberg is tucked beneath the layers
slipped off the wedding jewelry, sick, ya wife called in
you tried to dip in the babysitter, she dipped an did you in
ya wife and mistress standing hip to hip smacking they lips
they ain't the Re-up gang, but they loading two Clipse
two wrists shakin, two trigger fingers reachin
A married man creepin, two rican divas Dee-Ah-boliquin'
they licked off a few rounds as he stuttering speakin
they started tonguin him down, lickin, while his brain's is leakin
it's not for the weak hearted, I speak my peace and
teach that even safe - sex is dangerous of recent
fiendin, be careful where and when you skeetin
if it ain't over eighteen, it ain't clean, I'm not preachin
you'll be believin when da charges you receivin statutory
she sayin "no" and you beatin her, well........that's another story.


Not to stop you or me from doing ya thing
but the places that I been, and the people I seen
yo, gettin ya fuck on is the American Dream
but sex is dangerous, if you know what I mean

It's so dangerous, it's so dangerous...
uh, sex in London is dangerous

It's so dangerous, it's so dangerous...
uh, sex in Tokyo is dangerous

It's so dangerous, it's so dangerous...
sex in Sau Paulo is dangerous

It's so dangerous, it's so dangerous...
sex in Kingston is dangerous