here we go....the undercard for the main event....cats sleeping on Bio...we'll see what happens...verses due by Friday at 8pm

Shakeet vs Bio

http://www.soundclick.com/bands/9/lifthalegend_music.htm

"u wanna play ball or u wanna fight?" -- ray brown in the gym

Wouldn't it be "Semifinal" without the "s" on the end. I mean cuz it's only one match...which would indicate singular and not plural right? I mean, I'm just sayin. Or did you not get that far into English class on the farm? I know learning grammar might not have been that high of a priority while your chasin chickens and milkin Bessie. BWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

judging by ur lyrics, i woulda thought u had no concept of word usage

http://www.soundclick.com/bands/9/lifthalegend_music.htm

"u wanna play ball or u wanna fight?" -- ray brown in the gym

i come in checking for a battle and find this little love fest

this like some grade school flirting shit

'no YOU'RE a poopyface!'

cut the crap y'all and just tell eachother how you feel

lol

for real tho this si too friendly here this shit lacking fire and brimstone

....u can save that nonsense u talking just like that nonsense shakeet is talking...and if u came to this thread to see him and me battle, then ur a lil off anyway b/c he battles bio this week....


http://www.soundclick.com/bands/9/lifthalegend_music.htm

"u wanna play ball or u wanna fight?" -- ray brown in the gym

>and if u came to this thread to
>see him and me battle, then ur a lil off anyway b/c he battles
>bio this week....

i can read-- it isnt about who i came to see battle- frankly it could be whoever cause shit around here has largely been stale lately its just that i had expected to see battling not you two tugging on eachothers pigtails

and it aint just this round people been giving eachother love taps before the verses show up this whole tourney- shit is embarassing

...i'm not throwing love taps with anyone....i responded to dude's smart alec comment just like i'm doing yours...as for his tactics, maybe he can shed some light, but don't categorize me duke

http://www.soundclick.com/bands/9/lifthalegend_music.htm

"u wanna play ball or u wanna fight?" -- ray brown in the gym

Edit: That is if Shakeet makes it pass Bio.

i missed the last vote but i think whateva had it last time.

shakeet you been cool tho

ya'll aight

i think destro should have won the whole thing but its popularity..


lol.. anyway, shak you got this unless bio bumps it up a couple notches...

The verse is in.

Shakeet:

Shakeet spark like some Dutches/ Bio spark like a Duchess//
I’m the monster of this midway while you Dick and But Kiss//
Luck is/ how you advanced to this round with that side talk//
Sit down with that garbage, I grate your face with the sidewalk//
Can’t rhyme with gravel in your mouth, youngun I script pages//
Matta fact, I’ma write this rhyme on your skin shavins//
I been raisin/ spit mavens/ give this kid a strict hazin//
Get your head split in two like a BIpolar schiz patient//
Sha rhymes come off blazin/ like a Hades arson’s heat//
Bio grounded in his room beatin off to Dawson’s Creek//
Your tonsils peaked/ when you first left the placenta//
Doctor looked at your face and said God took an adventure//
They brown bagged your head, try to kill the drama root//
You got a Great Dame for a mother, they call that ho Mama Duke//
Fakin an L.A. style, dummy you livin in Berkeley//
Instead of improvin your wordplay, you improvin your curtsy//
You featherweight writin weak, blow in the wind like toupees//
Bi Sprint to the Next Telly cuz he go “two ways”//
Fake Crip with your blue colors, rappin, tryna to be nice//
The only blue you wear is a handicap sign: “Unable to rock mics”//
You ain’t efficient/ or sufficient/ to spit leadin editions//
Back up youngun I got that flu flow, call the pediatrician//
Tell ‘em this 9th grader underachievin like cancer research//
Aiiyo you need to find your skill, sound the amber alert//


Bio:

See this cat with the bastard cadence? I’ll smash his face in/
You think you a goliath, Sha? Feel the wrath of David/
Assasination, hit foes with sick flows, disease sprayin’/
Sha beggin’ for life, got him on his knees prayin’/
Holy Moses! Like scoliosis I bend your spinal/
Y’all are mad ‘cause a 14-year-old made it to the semifinals!/
Defend your title! I come with that shit to split your bones, spit sticks and stones/
Sha get dethroned, next to last, take ex-lax to fix your flows/
Rappin’ poetry… Shit, this cat does nothing right/
Sha crushed in fights, combust, ignite! Bitch, don’t even touch the mic!/
Clutchin’ tight to your crutches, I fight the wack and strive for justice/
Took the oath of emcee celibacy: never been fucked with/
Eruption, feel the burst of heat, step to the frying pan/
Call the firemen! Bitch, I crush leviathans/
Try again, see the shattered remains after I clove the post/
Sha got half the boards comatose on wack rhyme overdose!/
Stop there! You’re just hurtin’ yourself, like a masochist/
My skill is past this shit, right now, I’m on the path to Lif/
Ralph Dixon Junior, no chance, I’m title snatchin’!/
This cat likes Dix on Juniors like he was Michael Jackson



http://www.soundclick.com/bands/9/lifthalegend_music.htm

"u wanna play ball or u wanna fight?" -- ray brown in the gym

n/m

Great job from both...

I try not to play favorites rhyme for rhyme.....and it's no different here. Here's my contraversial critique:


Sha, I feel like you delivered more direct punches and better imagery, in short, battle shit. I notice that I got tired of the set ups for the punches on this one.

Bio you didn't go after Sha directly as much and focused on wordplay and flow more. It was raw, but that's not how you win a battle. Trust me, I know. Still, you delivered the more powerful lines. Memorable shit.

I want to say tie. I really want to, but fuck it:

vote: Bio.

that's what the fuck i'm talking bout.
i'ma call it what it is.. a finals round that finally delivered.
this next battle for the crown'll be like a double bonus.
good job fellas

that lil muah-fucker brought some heat....

good from both yo

peace


...this is southern face it/ if we too simple, then yall dont get the basics/ - Lil Wayne The Carter 2

http://www.soundclick.com/artist/5/youngsleep_music.htm

shit thats the upset of this tourney right here

But Bio eeked it out.

wow.

I need another round. lol

I would give Sha the slight edge but really this ish is a tie.

just cuz it had me laughin harder..thats what i look for in a battle rhyme


































hitler's momma got one big titty and one little titty,
and they call that bitch Biggie Smalls


"When we perform its just coffee shop chicks and white dudes"-common

yall are some inconsistent voters yo, lol, one day all that matters is "direct" punches but then 2 or 3 rounds later yall on some...other dude's was more raw but thats the nature of the game...that being said...

I wasnt especially impressed by either, i dont see the fuss on this battle at all...this tourney has fizzled after like round 2...here are the highlights of this round

>Shakeet:

>Can’t rhyme with gravel in your mouth, youngun I script
>pages//
>Matta fact, I’ma write this rhyme on your skin shavins//
>I been raisin/ spit mavens/ give this kid a strict hazin//
>Get your head split in two like a BIpolar schiz patient//
>Sha rhymes come off blazin/ like a Hades arson’s heat//
>Bio grounded in his room beatin off to Dawson’s Creek//
>Your tonsils peaked/ when you first left the placenta//
>Doctor looked at your face and said God took an adventure//

no offense sha, but u had a ton of wack shit in your verse, this highlighted portion is all that i felt at all, i guess thats why other votes went the other way, i think this section was hotter then anything your comp came up with however, so its why i still give u the win, u guys shouldnt depend on personal info on each other, sometimes u just gotta flow ill to win, stop using the same crutch (punches) everyone else depends on

>Bio:

>Try again, see the shattered remains after I clove the post/
>Sha got half the boards comatose on wack rhyme overdose!/
>Stop there! You’re just hurtin’ yourself, like a masochist/
>My skill is past this shit, right now, I’m on the path to
>Lif/

this was the only thing that even stood out to me yo, u had a ton of super-cliche ish in your verse that i think ruined ya verse, i think u ended stronger and that may have got u so many votes but other than that...i dont see what the fuss is about, i think u rode ya wave of fortune further then u should've but it looks like u got this wrapped up, but unless u makes leaps and bounds, settle for 2nd place, cause even "on the path to lif" sounds like your final destination fam

now before i get the random "u hater" comments...i keep it real as always, but this was a crapfest

i wasnt gonna vote on this because its obvious to me that the integrity of this competition had been largely compromised. i've just been waiting, hoping somebody would make a statement.

these verses are tied up, imo. actually felt sha had a slight edge but my oh my, what a killer from bio. its almost, unbelievable!

however, nothing against bio, nothing personal.
sha has been more consistant. sha has shown and proven to be a better contendor thru out the process of this tourney. and it is my unslanted opinion that sha deserves to battle it out for the title.

i cant be the only one that's noticed this, and feels this way. but rules are rules, right. so on with the battle.

oh, and i have a built in defense for accusations of being a hater or dick riding or whatever. I DONT CARE. whats real is real and even if you wont admit it, you know its real.

peace

i have it:

Bio - 5 (willi, Whateva, southern, hdub, ToeJam)
Sha - 2 (Mc_Gr3y, Ric) and
TIE - 5 (Samurai, Know, the_best_part, Soulbrotha, blak)

sik, u didn't really vote, so let us know wassup....majority rules and as of right now, there is no majority

http://www.soundclick.com/bands/9/lifthalegend_music.htm

"u wanna play ball or u wanna fight?" -- ray brown in the gym

n/m

**edit: scratch that i didnt see lif had posted round 6

props on that choice ties is not an option in this tourney

his verse was solid throughout but i didn't catch the last line the first time around.
Bio's was pretty solid too but defending his age got old and the punches weren't quite on the level.

too bad this vote don't count.
____________________________________________________________

Said she loved my necklace, started relaxin
Now that's what the fuck I call a chain reaction
(c) Jay-Z

Round 2

cause the writtens...both came off with it f'real...


<--plays Jackson 5 Christmas album--

....by day's end, then we'll move forward

http://www.soundclick.com/bands/9/lifthalegend_music.htm

"u wanna play ball or u wanna fight?" -- ray brown in the gym

i wasnt gonna vote on this because its obvious to me that the integrity of this competition had been largely compromised. i've just been waiting, hoping somebody would make a statement.

these verses are tied up, imo. actually felt sha had a slight edge but my oh my, what a killer from bio. its almost, unbelievable!

however, nothing against bio, nothing personal.
sha has been more consistant. sha has shown and proven to be a better contendor thru out the process of this tourney. and it is my unslanted opinion that sha deserves to battle it out for the title.

i cant be the only one that's noticed this, and feels this way. but rules are rules, right. so on with the battle.

oh, and i have a built in defense for accusations of being a hater or dick riding or whatever. I DONT CARE. whats real is real and even if you wont admit it, you know its real.

peace

LOL Biohazard, you Lil Rascal bastid, I'll have to get at you another day. But Ric was right, I came kinda sub-par...I shouldn't left it in the voters hands. But that's the same thing Bernard Hopkins said...and he STILL got knocked out. Ehh, bad analogy. ROFLOL