Since he dominated the last round, Bio gets a bye....this week it's

Whateva vs Shakeet

verses due by thursday night at 8 pm

http://www.soundclick.com/bands/9/lifthalegend_music.htm

"u wanna play ball or u wanna fight?" -- ray brown in the gym

Gonna reveal yourself now that you're out, or are you waiting until the end of the tourney?

this is gonne be one for the archives.....

**starts drum roll***


peace


...this is southern face it/ if we too simple, then yall dont get the basics/ - Lil Wayne The Carter 2

http://www.soundclick.com/artist/5/youngsleep_music.htm

I thought the last round was successful so I'm doing another preview:



"I don't rap as much as Shakeet Lohk em because I don't have the time
but when I do I transform like I was Optimus Prime"







I know, I know, I shouldn't show my hand early, but this is on another level. I don't think Shakeet could reach there even if he tried. I mean, come on..."Transform like I was Optimus Prime"?. Completely insane!! I sat up all night trying to piece that line together. When I finally connected "time" and "Prime", I almost hit the roof. It was well worth it. Pleeeease don't steal this verse people. Please...

Sha heir to the throne, has this dude hide like leather bands//
Stop jockin me black, tryna touch the King's balls like Coretta's hands//
Whateva man....

^That's hip hop gospel right there!!!^ I'ma copyright it!

ROFLOL

Copyright it, cause it will be stolen!! LOL!!

the suspense is at its peak, lets see some lyrics already, huh?

*sheesh*

Whateva:

Shakeet, this is board guerilla war, Not battles I fought before
A brigade of schemes and bar stanzas deployed to Baltimore
no need to evacuate, this tragedy has no ends
I'm deceasing you, immediate family, and close friends
Your wife and children, nieces and uncles, second cousins
Despite the Grade A screams, life is "Cheaper by the Dozen"
This snitch should be thinkin "..relocation", if he already wasn't
already stumbling, his blood drippin from the slightest misstep
I changed his name to "Shouldquit" and "Quietly slept."
My diet is highly overrated emcees such as ya self
Release the crack pipe and brush that angel dust off ya shelf
ya stock is rock bottom ahk you should reassess ya wealth
readress ya self before you leak them whack ass vocals
you testin a Philly thoroughbred, not them weak ass lo-cals
so-to be sure, Sha, I hate to make B-more my point's fo-cal
But I must deflate the gas out ya head before I choke you
I'm modestly boastful, to protect ya hopes of suceeding
Then reduce your ambition down to hopes of not bleeding
Shakeet keep skeetin yaself off in the mirror
you jerk off, I perfectly merc jerks off without error
you forgettin to check ya hearing, adhere to the bare truth
This ain't hate, I'm just disgusted by what ya parents produced
And I refuse to stop until your "will to defend" is reduced
so you understand and respect the significance of a truce....

Whateva the pace setter


Shakeet Lokh Em:

Your name suit ya/ Father Goose seat your rhymes in a booster//
Aesop/ slay not/ your more puss than some sutures//
Douche up/ make you pee your sheets like Huey did the Ku Klux//
Bring your team to Shakeet and get your whole Crew Cut//
I Fade your words to oblivion, they too simple for paper//
Compared to me you don’t Shape Up, so your Temple get Tapered//
The first shot’s a warnin, your head burn like idle joints//
Try to rhyme again and get decapitated with Sleepy Hollow Points//
Take Kanye to the next level, Shakeet make your jaw useless//
Too scared to keep your Cast Strate, you got less balls the eunuchs//
I’m God’s son, so Don’t Body Ya Self, ain’t no need for the hearse//
Captain Kangaroo nigga putting a smiley face in his verse//
There’s swag/ and then there’s fag/ the two ain’t the same yo//
Pull this dude battle rap up and instead I’m Reading Rainbows//
The cats who look for Mary Kay rap, they look for Whatneva//
While Sha words scrunch niggas face like they smelled butt cheddar//
I donate to lyric banks, you first in line cuz of your sterile flowin//
It’s detrimental to the board, Sha end your run like Terrell Owens//
Your mind ain’t claustrophobic, negga you don’t think out the box//
But Shakeet the box cutter that get P. Diddy with the locks//
And when it go down/ for the flow sound/ or a written that’s profound//
I’m a pro at every subject, and not just a “pronoun”//
You just another rapper with more crab to him than hilly cunts//
My Baltimore words are Ginsu, this cat from Philly blunt//


http://www.soundclick.com/bands/9/lifthalegend_music.htm

"u wanna play ball or u wanna fight?" -- ray brown in the gym

Shakeet

shakeet man. im still lol-ing.

this was to the death,man...both had parts that cracked me up f'real...

this was a race where both had to stretch necks out for the finish line...

The cats who look for Mary Kay rap, they look for Whatneva//
While Sha words scrunch niggas face like they smelled butt cheddar//

Sha by a nose hair...


<--plays Jackson 5 Christmas album--

n/m

Shakeet...

Whateva your flow was dope but Shakeet just pulled more and effective punches bar for bar...

I'm still recovering from laughter..

very respectable verse Whateva, your opponent just edged you a little on originality
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Dead as boulders, respect the code of honor/
Followed the trail of broken armor back to Yokohama/
(c) Biohazard, round 2 by decision

Got diggity damn...Whateva I've seen better from you...Shakeet fire as usual man.

Vote: Shakeet
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"My salvation is salivating"---Rass Kass

"Consider me fear because I shear ideas"--Kool G Rap

"Really dope needles are needed to inject this"--Kool G Rap

Shakeet takes this one.... easliy.

Whateva.... nukka you just got RAPED. LOL

Prolif... I hope you ready dawg......

"Shakeet takes this one.... easliy.
Whateva.... nukka you just got RAPED. LOL
Prolif... I hope you ready dawg......"

I take it you didn't like my verse. LOL!

have nearly enough punch that it needed. I was expecting more from ya.

>have nearly enough punch that it needed. I was expecting more
>from ya.
>
I know. I can't say anything. My entry was out of laziness, but Shakeet was hungry enough regardless. I battle Shakeet before too so I know he's disappointed. I think it's archived. That one was 10x better.