this ain't a highlight, but better than the top verse:

Check ya, wreck ya, special effects ya, than text ya
hex ya, next ya, than Cripix and Chex ya, then beat ya in Checkers "

I don't think anyone else on these boards is on that level. Like I rhymed more than like six phrases in two lines. Sometimes I just get in the zone and I can put together stuff like this. *shrugs*.