KDini

Ladies and Gents, the bo Dini's back at it/
The Yosemite Sam, gun happy rap addict/
Noir, you should have never stepped in from the bench/
Cause when I rip your ass apart, there's no ducking the stench/
You think you're going to war, started digging the trench/
Didn't know I was at your crib, dicking your whench/
Introduction - Krazy Dice - number one on the grid/
I'm also well known as "pops" to your kids/
My number one hobby's leaving MCs drenched/
And insuring that you keep spelling your name in French/
Come on, AK, you ain't really ready for the rapture, dude/
You just gassed cause you think Jay-Z named an album after you/
Treat me like a salesperson - say you're just passing through/
Go home and write some new prayers with your pastor crew/
Whatever you do, I hope that you've found a religion/
And stick to playing Grand Theft Auto - passing your missions/
Cause I'm known for brining lyrical death to punks/
That's why they call my cars elephants - they got big trunks/
Holla


Noir


blah blah blah - blah blah (one syllable word)/
blah blah blah - blah blah you're a little turd/
your verse structure flunks - your rhymes lack resonance/
your presence is pitiful - you have my sentiments/
early evidence suggests you'll never reach eminence/
i'll do my best to - return you to sediments/
but the ground rejects you, you pop up like Bobo/
then DASH off in a flurry - in a hurry like FloJo/
your wack record's impressive - you're surely the best/
at being the worst - doth the lady protest?/
Kdini, who-dini? who dunny? who did it?
i'll make you swallow your pride, then beat you til you shit it
cuz i'm like a phone book, the way that i rip it
hose rips concern you, or when your skirt gettin lifted
this kid so green, he ain't had his platinum post yet
i should work at Mattel, how i convert these jokes to plastic John Doe sets
Ken Kdini DOA'd and toe-tagged, he couldn't handle a dose of NOIR
he crafted his round carefully, but got slammed with a war
un-luck of the draw, you bout to get dishonorably discharged from the tourney
you're riding in on a Hummer and out on a gurney
you got a low-post count, but an alias we know you can't be
cuz at you, not with you, is the way that we're laughing
ell oh ell, oh how i eloquently devise
and spell out your destruction, despair, and demise
K is for King, something you'll never be
d for denied, my first round victory
i n... as in... you got no chance in hell
and that leaves just i, with two of yours swelled

no women in the tourney but i know a bitch when i see one
you wrote an email to ya boys and got the reply Re:RUN!
if you had talent i'd gank it and display it in the lobby
i got a job, MOP'in fools like you is a hobby
NOIR... a depth of which you could never fathom
i vaporize Kdini into powdery talcum
pack your remains tight in a specialized bullet
take aim at the pres grab the trigger and pull it
the only time your life will ever have meaning
when you explode in his gut and leave 2 people not breathing