Welcome princes...

We had quite a few no-shows in this first round so lets keep it moving this time around.

You all know the rules so get them verses to my inbox and choose the length of ya verses at ya own risk...dont make us read essays but pack enough heat to cook ya meals.


Some of you guys showed a lot of promise at being able to have a claim on my throne, crown, and scepter, and things may get complicated as these next 2 rounds come to an end, so dont assume this tourney is limited to 5 rounds...im very very sneaky, lol.

But inbox me your verses and check the correct reply of this thread for the match-ups and vote under the "vote or die" reply and all that good stuff...touch gloves and aim below the belt...21

get to work fellas...i like this match-up...entertain me

Influence

Watchhh....
Another no show like dmx at the mtv awards
Please hold the subordinate applause
Why do you think that we traded you?
And persuaded you that NJ was the better team
Hold upppppp... watch him bring the heat!
Ohh noo another knee injury!
I mean... cmon its clear to see
That you’re better than the top ten
Yeah... maybe in copping men
And you aint even stopping at ten...
Add eleven then multiply it by seven
Now where do you end up?... not in heaven...
Boy, learn your lesson... being gay is a sin!
Now... vote for yourself... shit you still wouldn’t win

Carterboy

your rhymes are FAT, that is Fucked up/
Atrocious, an' Terrible, now you done gone an' made me cuss/
you made it to round two? that ain't nothin' but luck/
my influence let my opponent know beforehand that he sucks/
so he didn't drop a verse, you got guts/ i'll admit/
but i'm like a rottweiller, while you just like a little bytch/
your punchlines are off target, while i got more aim/
than aol, i can tell that you scared from the stains/
in the front of yo'' jeans/ yo' it's nothin' to me/
t' bury emcees/ 'ey look now he's wantin' t' leave/
you wanna battle me? you better have a gun in yo' sleeve/
an' don't try t beg me to stop, it's hard t' run on yo' knees/
but you got experience, so you alreadly know that/
my rhymes are tymeless, while yours are outta style, like a throwback/
you actually thought yo' rhymes would win this, you so lame/
like nintendos wit' no catridges, you got no game/

Battle of the N words...naysayers need not apply

Noir

Noir vs Noble, legit 2nd round contenders
but i'm bout to sort the source from pretenders
you're gonna check profiles? how old are you man?
YOU'RE the one from Arizona with the name of Stan
now i'm happy, i thought you died on the track
with the tape in the front and your wife in the back
remember that? well let me help finish
i guarantee your death's value hasn't diminished
i spit this, you spit your own blood or you vomit
my wit's phenomenal, bear witness like haley's comet
so you can tell your kin you met me and touched gloves
in between your lovemaking sessions with buttplugs
noble... ain't nothin royal bout Noble
except his blue head when he's locked in a choke-hold
asphyxiatin, your male ass fixation
is nursing concern. STAT! get him a girl's ass to play with!
forget Focus, i spit locusts and plagues
i son more MC's than the sun got rays
all that you son is crap on the commode
when you get swurlee'd, turds speak: "Daddy! you've come home!"
enough with the filthy, i'm guilty of murder
yo, King Noble, i'd like fries and a Burger

Noble

Catch a paw from the south
right to the grill of your mouth
boxin out, all the lights in your house
fisticuffs to your lips till it cuts
the rust from your teeth's cusp
I'm specialized to counter rhymes that are oxidized
get your pencil box and school supplies
I'm the teacha, the devils advocate and a preacha
the mist from my spit would beat'cha
How come you rhyme monosyllabically?
has atrophy shrunken your entire vocabulary
or you got a leakin jugular artery
from ad-lib jabs or faulty anatomy
you catchin more blows than scott tissue
punch drunk ugly girls wouldn't kiss you
I'm the P in HI(P)- HO(P) and you're whats left
I pimp HO's with a silicone chest and you're faker than the rest
I got the gadget Q gave Bond
take control of your mind and make you jump in a pond
go"Quack Quack" and flap your arms
leave you confused but completely unharmed.

where the super heroes collide

Jason Voorhies

J.Voors kicks the door open wide to this function
fuck production
i’m here to verse with m’mans about something
another no name
out for the fame over the net
up straight ready for war sticking out your breasts
i go off top
you office word microsoft it
oh, thoughts of a star now?
off of that cut.n.paste garbage?
ayo, Skull
your first round vic?
It’s whatever kid
this here’s the shit
dawg get house broken off in it
how that sound me catchin’an L to an old cartoon
this crystal lake
you was all juxed up in part two
for this you stayed practicing
managing a line or two
still saccharin sweet
stumble over nothing
ya’accapellas offbeat
wasn’t ever clever
off to the lands of never
i’m through with this
thundercats was better anyway,bitch


Grayskull

ayo blak, you can con the rest//not impressed//2nd guess ya whole style//i finger nail file cats with bats//and pull splinters out ya neck sharpshootin these brats//im harpoonin ya raps, ya stale with no flow//its a hurricaine yall Denzell ya torso//but moreso like the rapeover its a new danger//Mos Definitely "break you" like Drago in newspapers//the headlines read "J Voo is dead"//to wong foo crossdressed ya tainted//so i slum village on cats with no backs and yellow stripes//its a brawl carry on and shatter ya windpipe//i been nice, you just that average fella//that cat in the back co-signin every member//i see ya, wheater replies are what you need bra//its either or pull ya sword and crip ya knees hun//i slip freeze one and Grayskull ya teeth son//its a brain damage ya package leave ya canvased like painting trees dun//whoa!!!//you need one like Lauren lost some//momentum pushed forward like ya wig when Skull is done//its a Gray matter thats scattered you stunned and stumblin backwards//i slump ya munchkin bastid like fags do fudgin packers//"no homo",fo dolo im takin the K2//King of the Ring thats ya dream when Freddy slays you//J Voo, come on, you never had a chance//you that nerd in the back wedgie pants and full of cramps//i shoulder cats like you on a daily//lazily//look at ya ackward and slap ya quite neighborly//favorbly the next king of the throne//i might whip ya ass and retire then im gone//not even go the distance ya finished call the dentist//i knock teeth out and finish ya next sentence//diminish ya best vengenus and polish off ya frame//i office talk ya name and coffin walk ya brain//its over!!!

Alias hair products...Herbal Essence

Alias

Pullin' up in the Delorean its Alias the freestyle legend/
this cat was wack in the past and even worse in the present/
I'm lookin' for whose next to step, cause this is straight practice/
I molest your rhyme like a choir boy alone with a gay Baptist/
ya spit straight wackness, its just reprehensible/
ya $hitty flow draws mo flies’ than maggots with pencils/
Spittin darts into ya temples, stabbin' to marrow wit jagged utensils/
use ya body as a stencil/ the CSI's got the white chalk in hand
cuz I not only shatter every bone, I'll sever every gland/
throw all the Hooks you want, your punches Never Never Land/
I'm clever man, the verse you key is just a stab in the dark/
I'll jam ya organs up through your throat so you can finally speak from the heart/
Ya destine to lose… I birthed this free as if I had fallopian tubes/
ya an adolescent to battling, kid hit me back once u start growin some pubes/
so see me when you get older or at least ya flow gets bolder/
Till then eff shampoo I severed his head & now I'm brushin' my shoulder

Samurai_Shampoo

I flip an Alias and leave no body
no witness, no wonder, KnowOne kamikaze
comic relief, let's be brief, this is hobby
Zin pulled out, you think YOU can stop me?
I drop emcees without spittin a verse
and when it's all done, I'll be kickin ya hearse
hearsay, you say? well who gives a fuck
it's that time of the month and your tampon ain't tucked
blood everywhere, down your legs, on the screen
it's the new SS, I'll be cuttin ya clean
scrubs for scrubs, I'm a surgical slicer
to put it mildly, you won't need products from Pfizer
I'll provide LESS than enough reason for wife ta
cite irreconcilable differences *HIII--YAAHHH!!*
you took one look at your verse in a nosedive
then declared to the forum FYI: No More Archives
check the stance, the kung fu grip on the mic
words is my weapons, I got endurance for the fight
swing hard with the sword, I'm a battle machine
like Voltron gone primal ala Eva Ichi*
in just a minute, for those watching the clock
it's the second round KnockOut of K.O. the mod


*http://www.evamonkey.com/gallery/Illustrations/Eva%20Units/eva%20units%20005.jpg

Batches!!!

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A wise man sees failure as progress,
a fool divorces his knowledge and misses the logic
(c) canibus - poet laureate 2

you're a posterchild for premature senility,
you should put down the mic a

And I know you not supposed to vote on ya own battles, but even I have to admit that Shampoo blazed me. For got he could bring it like that. I should have came harder. Thats my fault for sleepin'...


<-------Knockin' Nukkaz Out!


K.O. The Alias

"They say the Hood die young...."

i dunno, i thought ya battle was close...the no more archives line was fuckin disgusting but this is a tough battle to judge

<----thats melissa

nm

Carterboy-don't think either one did they thing

Grayskull-he came proper, his flowed smoother and hit hard

Alias-This was a toss up, but Alias's seemed to flow better
and have plenty of punch, rabbit jabs score points too
shampoo had a few right crosses, but in the end had to give
it to someONE ya KNOW.

I'll concede to NOIR now, my first battle I made it to round
two, I can live with it..thanks ya'll for letting me participate
it was fun, good luck to all those who proceed to the next round!

can i vote tie? Samurai and Alias both brought it.

yes, good form

commence the shit-talkin

When is the deadline for round 2 Ric?

is Sunday...i know a lot of people havent realized the boards are back up and in case they do more of this altering i wanna give people a lil time to get they verses in. Sunday March 13th at midnight is the deadline and the 3rd round will begin on Monday...21

alrite, i know what imma being carter... do you?

sorry... i just want some more tension within us... i gotta make it fun...

so ric who am i versing next round? JUST PLAYIN LOL ...

i did a typo.. fuck it

under the influence, to think you could beat me.

heh heh, see whut i did there? i took your screen name and used it out of context in well known phrase to create an insult.

how clever i am.

aside:
wow, great, no no shows.

good think i thought about whut i was gonna write this tyme. not that the result'll be any different.

dumbasses, lol

you suck LOL

youre just another cocky guy... all you did was speak about yourself more than you did about me... and seriously LMFAO punchlines? no metaphors... talkin about guns in your sleeve.. please.

and... BARTEK ALREADY USED THAT UNDER THE INFLUENCE LINE... damn... you must be smoking... whatevers

obviously people didnt understand why i used that last line in my battle... CHECK THE ROUND ONE COMMENTS... carterkid over here asked to VOTE ON HIS OWN SHIT... smart ass... illiance better then the top ten... this is why 50 cent sells the most records... dumbasses like this

i believe he was intentionally being dumbassish about it...lol

im not sure, but even so, i think u really slacked off this round champ...he had one line that did have me lmao tho, that run on ya knees shit was hilarious, i think he might have got u by a hair, but we'll let everyone vote on it, cause i dont care who wins, they gonna have to up they game against me

this round... cuz he sucks why shud i try... this guy is fkin cocky as hell i hate people like this

cocky's not so bad, how do u think i came to be so ill, cocky on the surface, self-critical as fuck on the inside...im willing to bet hes not as cocky as he seems

in the inside he knows hes horrible... his crew is just too scared to tell him how bad he sucks... they dont wanna hurt his feelings

cause if u lose, that shit makes u look either shitty as fuck or salty as my nuts after a leisurely swim at the beach

and stop shit-talkin already and vote

ill vote... but i just want carterkid to reply back, i wanna see his response.. fucking loser cant take jokes like my previous shit... *reply 9-10*

i kno him a lil bit and he aint got comp access like he used to, lol

it's ME who can't take jokes . . .

tyme to vote

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Buy the ILLIANCE album: "Under The Bridge." based in detroit, we're jus' tryin' to get our name out. Try the site: www.illiancerecords.com
it has mp3 downloads and feel free to file share them.

I assure you, we're better

i am the weakest in my crew.

but whut does it mean when the weakest in my crew can still beat you?

ooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Buy the ILLIANCE album: "Under The Bridge." based in detroit, we're jus' tryin' to get our name out. Try the site: www.illiancerecords.com
it has mp3 downloads and feel free to file share them.

I assure you, we're better

myne got cut somehow. must be a result of the new format.

anyway, it'll just hurt more to lose to somebody that sucks.

and by the way, i ain't even think i was cocky . . . 'til ya girl tol' me so

ooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!11!!!1111!!!!!

the signature starts now:

Buy the ILLIANCE album: "Under The Bridge." based in detroit, we're jus' tryin' to get our name out. Try the site: www.illiancerecords.com
it has mp3 downloads and feel free to file share them.

I assure you, we're better

i'm a do these one at a tyme, then go vote.

>you suck LOL
>
>youre just another cocky guy... all you did was speak about
>yourself more than you did about me... and seriously LMFAO
>punchlines? no metaphors... talkin about guns in your sleeve..
>please.
>
>and... BARTEK ALREADY USED THAT UNDER THE INFLUENCE LINE...
>damn... you must be smoking... whatevers
>
>obviously people didnt understand why i used that last line in
>my battle... CHECK THE ROUND ONE COMMENTS... carterkid over
>here asked to VOTE ON HIS OWN SHIT... smart ass... illiance
>better then the top ten... this is why 50 cent sells the most
>records... dumbasses like this

whut do rappers do? peep this, my break down of the four elements:

"b-boy"s, try an' prove they can dance better than you
"graph artist"s try to prove that they can paint better than you
"deejays" try to prove that they can mix/scratch better than you
and "emcees" say that they are better than you, better than you can

so, yeah i talked about myself

and if you ain't get my other post under comments, then i'm sorry for you.

by the way, that was me talkin' about a gun in YOUR sleeve, not myne. my guns wouldn't fit.

how can ya honestly say j voors won that??????

honestly.. when grayskull said this.. "i slump ya munchkin bastid like fags do fudgin packers"... j won it... nothing to me was like eye catching.. man i dont know, i fuckin suck at battling lol

"not even go the distance ya finished call the dentist//i knock teeth out and finish ya next sentence"

this line alone won, i was on dyin at work

ill change my vote for gray... you know this shit better

nah, im not here to decide who meets me, but you did ya thing first round

who do you think youll battle in the end?

im guessin samurai_shampoo or grayskull but grayskull may not make out of this rd

i first thought zin.. but he didnt show up.. *peace to him and his grandma and family.*

I don't think it matters who shows up
at the end, I don't think any of them
gonna take that crown, thought maybe KO,
ZIN, Ax could beat his punk ass but looks
like he'll be twirlin that crown on his
fuckin finger again......lol

u never kno who is hidin behind an alias, lets just say i kno a few things

alright then, who is Grayskull?
come on fess up

n/m

nm

No KO is Alias A.K.A KnowOne the mod

knockout jenkins was him?... lol knowone... youre fuckin good lol, i never knew that

someone else in this tourney...KnowOne is Alias

KO jenkins is someone else in this tourney, this tourney has quite a few aliases

but i wont give them away until after they battle me

n/m

by the way, yeah, thundercats was better . . . and still IS

oops my bad, this was supposed ot go in the votes (obviously).

oh well, ric's observant
the signature starts now:

Buy the ILLIANCE album: "Under The Bridge." based in detroit, we're jus' tryin' to get our name out. Try the site: www.illiancerecords.com
it has mp3 downloads and feel free to file share them.

I assure you, we're better

or have u already? im about ready to get on to the next round

PROCEED SIR.

2-1 and a tie is just too small a margin...and voter turnout, lol

but the winners of the other battles are as follows:

Carterboy
Noir
Grayskull

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A wise man sees failure as progress,
a fool divorces his knowledge and misses the logic
(c) canibus - poet laureate 2

oops, should i break the tie???

considering you may or may not down the road face one of us.
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A wise man sees failure as progress,
a fool divorces his knowledge and misses the logic
(c) canibus - poet laureate 2

i agree usually, in this case...

yo Ric how do i get in on this

New to the Boards, in need of help, ha, peace

<----thats melissa

congrats man. good luck.
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A wise man sees failure as progress,
a fool divorces his knowledge and misses the logic
(c) canibus - poet laureate 2