Now, this is not a quote I created myself, but I felt that it was appropriate for this topic:

"Ooh baby, ooh baby, ooh baby,
Yeah baby, yeah baby, yeah baby,
Oh yeah... yeah yeah baby...
Ooooh... oh yeah baby...

...aw... aw... aw NAW baby!
Ewww... that's nasty!
Naw... it's cool, baby... I'm alright...
Just... uhm... watch out for the bedspread baby...

Naw... it's cool... how about... how about...
How 'bout I call you NEXT WEEK?" ~Chef, from "South Park"