should be "what you know 'bout bein' an eighties child" (not baby, but child or kid growing up and playing then). i really enjoyed this 'cause there are so many memorable lines. this one in particular:

"and jumping ditches was a sport"

we used to play some serious games and one miscalculated ditch jump tore two gashes in my left knee that had all the flesh showing...whoops! this is going to be archived, huh? oh well :) thanks for bringing back all kinds of childhood memories. lol!

peace,

n.