I am entering this into the contest eberybodie (everybody), okay? Good, here goes:

I'm the dopest MC in here/
My name is WILLIAM and I'm HYPE enough to punch
you in your BELLY, ask NAS am I SINCERE/
Wack MCs hatin' my guts, I'm leavin' them miffed/
Embarrass you in battles, have you cats pleadin' the fifth/
Don't need the heat with the clip, to rip through ya bone
and tissue/
Keepin' your styles "tainted" and I'm always prone to dis you/
Leavin' boards I lace blazin'/
While I punch your mouth with a force so strong
that it'll leave your face caved in/
All praise you receive is overstated/
Like a movie that's both R & PG-13, you're overrated/
Every rhyme that comes from my head will lacerate ya'/
Your weak response was late like dead procrastinators/
Like "T3","Baatin" and "Elzhi"/
I'll turn into "Trinity", triple teaming you with
me, myself, and I/
About to come pillage/
and destroy your "slum village"/
'Til it's in worse condition than a ocean with
oil drum spillage/
The winner like breakin' the tie at the buzzer with 3 points/
Want to say whassup to my relatives up in "Detroit".


Maaan!!! I had SEVERE writer's block when I wrote (typed) this! This is the best I could do today, blah. This verse CAN be spit audibly, so it isn't some impossible verse that can only exist in written form. You just have to know when to pause, slow it down, and speed it up. Multi-syllabic flow in short. If you like it, cool. If not, oh well, I won't lose any sleep.


I am the greatest super-human being to ever grace GOD's green earth. I am the supreme extrodinaire! Love me, adore me, laud me with all of your affectionate words! Say my name with tears streaming down your cheeks as you smile with a warm feeling saturating your puny little hearts!