This had me in stitches..I swear.


http://albinoblacksheep.com/video/oliver.php

der größte scheiß des jahrhunderts.... i feel ashamed of being german

btw, will off the wall be on your upcomin album?

I think I'm ashamed to be white.

Bock Bock!

One.

Unscene

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"I'll take you back to Philly so you can find your Roots..." - Bumpy Knuckles

"We Philly, they really can't stop the force..." - BLACKTHOUGHT

"Chickenheads think I'm paid, guess that's why they give me dome. Shit, my dick's off the hook, they should call me Bizzy Bone." - Lonnie B

peace, dgonsh

"anytime i state an opinion i state it's my opinion, and i back up why i stated the statement (time willing). so please folks you got to understand that it's not a good feeling to read a i'm not on his nuts comment. if i need some attention for my nuts i'll call a jawn." -Quest

dazu muss man stehen können. jetzt stell dir erst mal vor was bei vergleichbaren shows im österreichischen fernsehen abläuft. aber... dazu muss man stehen können... irgendwie... ;-)

(sorry just had to go german here)

≡ peace... mefunx

"extra sugar, extra salt, extra oil and msg!"
(cibo matto)

>dazu muss man stehen können. jetzt stell dir erst mal vor
>was bei vergleichbaren shows im österreichischen fernsehen
>abläuft. aber... dazu muss man stehen können... irgendwie...
>;-)

irgendwann reicht es einfach. erst daniel kübelböck und jetzt dieser gnom...

ist hart, stimmt... dürfte aber sowas wie eine üble nebenwirkung einer an sich nicht schlechten sache sein. rede ich mir ein.... also jetzt weniger kübelböck, aber der kleine hier... zeigt, was für einen stellenwert hip hop, r&b auch in mitteleuropa einnimmt... was in hinblick auf tourneen von amis nicht das schlechteste ist... wenn man drauf steht...

ich hoffe ich kann jetzt zu dem stehen, was ich gerade geschrieben habe... weil.. es ist schon verdammt hart. *lol*

≡ peace... mefunx

"extra sugar, extra salt, extra oil and msg!"
(cibo matto)

...und mein Deutsch ist sehr elementarish!

>...und mein Deutsch ist sehr elementarish!

ich bin beeindruckt!

(wenn du ganz korrekt sein willst... es müsste "elementar" heißen)

so... i guess your german is way better than you think... maybe better than my english... ;-)

where did you learn it?

≡ peace... mefunx

"extra sugar, extra salt, extra oil and msg!"
(cibo matto)

...... and spent a year and a half in Salzburg.

- - - - -

www.wingnutjazz.com <--- !!!!!!
peace & love

well... not very funny, i know.

≡ peace... mefunx

"extra sugar, extra salt, extra oil and msg!"
(cibo matto)

>...... and spent a year and a half in Salzburg.

doing what? (just curious, i don't want to violate your privacy or something)

if i finally had the energy to learn another language it probably would be spanish, because it's such widely spoken. to learn german, i think, there has to be a certain connection (relatives, special interests in culture, politics or history etc.)...

7 years... that's a long time... meine hochachtung! :-)

≡ peace... mefunx

"extra sugar, extra salt, extra oil and msg!"
(cibo matto)

What the...when you learn German? Anyway you were right, I'mma watch this every morning now!

this kid.... haha.

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look at the clouds they dance 4 me, i am your......

peace, dgonsh

"anytime i state an opinion i state it's my opinion, and i back up why i stated the statement (time willing). so please folks you got to understand that it's not a good feeling to read a i'm not on his nuts comment. if i need some attention for my nuts i'll call a jawn." -Quest

...and his parents, does he have parents?

http://www.sat1.de/starsearch/video_anzeige.hbs?kid=92&videoid=286785&kategorie=1&finalstatus=1

it's your own fault...

≡ peace... mefunx

"extra sugar, extra salt, extra oil and msg!"
(cibo matto)

peace, dgonsh

"anytime i state an opinion i state it's my opinion, and i back up why i stated the statement (time willing). so please folks you got to understand that it's not a good feeling to read a i'm not on his nuts comment. if i need some attention for my nuts i'll call a jawn." -Quest

the drum is every moment in time
every thought conceived
every feeling brought
every pain endured
through the long, cold night of life.

It made me pee pee my panties.

n/m

okay i know it has nothing to do with Ok artists but Ahmir even has to let this one slide. I would love to be in the room when he sees this!

i picture a jaw dropping eyes wide open look.

peace, dgonsh

"anytime i state an opinion i state it's my opinion, and i back up why i stated the statement (time willing). so please folks you got to understand that it's not a good feeling to read a i'm not on his nuts comment. if i need some attention for my nuts i'll call a jawn." -Quest

it's great. for real.

*lmao*

just great.

this is why i love the net.

≡ peace... mefunx

"extra sugar, extra salt, extra oil and msg!"
(cibo matto)

speechless

damn i thought i couldn't laugh any harder till he pulled out the "bock bock" at the end

righteous

holy shit....


i was so shocked for like the first 30 seconds i just stared.

then the laughter started. and the bock bock had me falling off the chair.

i'm about to send this to everyone i know. hell, i'm sending it to people i don't know. hold up...i gotta watch it again.

what's he doing? the funky chicken?
what weed sack?
what cash?
his momma let him say "big ol' ass." wow. (his pops is probably back stage thinking "this is just a phase. it'll pass soon).

but on the serious tip, why was the little homey riding the beat so well. luda betta watch his back.

mini-luda!!!! LOL!!!!

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>but on the serious tip, why was the little homey riding the
>beat so well. luda betta watch his back.

he had the flow down

He kept up pretty well BUT yall know he was of beat on some transitions. BUT why that song??


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Rotating In the Changer:

Goapele - "Even Closer"
Mystic - "Cuts For Luck and Scars For Freedom"
Kweli - "Reflection Eternal"
Mos Def - "Black On Both Sides"
Floetry - "Floetic"
D'Angelo - "Brown Sugar"
Jill Scott - "Who Is Jill Scott"
Lauryn Hill - "The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill"
Erykah Badu - "Moma's Gun"

rode like a mofo while you playin

but i bet this kid will be signed! i can see it
but until then, LMAO!

that is just too good, does my man even know what henessey is?? hahaha but when he hits himself on the head after "smoke till you drop out" i was dyin!!

sign this cat. he's a project but very coachable. with your ghostwriting abilities, you can raise the white bow wow and start earning back that dupri money he ain't pay you!

but wait, this was a real show? big weed stash? just seen a big ole ass? nigga what? only thing, he said 'grease don't pop on the stove no moRE'.....it's mo' chile, MO'!!

The seventh seal has been broken

Yall better repent!



Whatever you do, and whatever you go, just remember one thing...Never play leap frog with a unicorn...Never.

Mr. Jones: I created the Winky Dinky Dog! 100% beef...Winky Dinky Hamburgers, Winky Dinky Donuts, Winky Dinky Dip, And I got a new one Bobby...Winky Dinky HOE CAKE!!!

Bobby: Hoe Cake?

Mr. Jones: HOE CAKE! Hoes Got to Eat Too! Right?
**Hollywood Shuffle**

thats what i call talent...

Did he say nigga what? or was I the only one who heard it?

I caught that shit too...

he grown enough to say nigga and ass...he cant get whooped too. you gotta learn somewhere.

he wanna be hood. treat like he in the hood

or everything in my pocket...

about 30 white people had a heart attack. He Dont know half the shit he talkin bout though. LOL

this lil mutha fucka got breath control...but WTF is up with the lil funky chicken dance?

This is the affect of Hip hop in america Ya'll...we gotta make changes

Why don't people laugh like this at the original? Just as stupid if you ask me.

Just as ridiculous and people buy that shit which makes it even more ridiculous.

damn man.......just damn....damn

this ish is from the german version of star search..
the lil fellow is half german half irish as far as i know. so he understands what he's singin, but i don't know if he knows what weed is...and so on...

but he mos def has the flow on lock! he will be signed by german producers who will produce retarded pop-rap, german style...

it will be ugly...really ugly...

und verdammt wieviele deutsche player gibt es mittlerweile...und wo kommt ihr genau her?

ich komme aus hamburg, in diesem sinne moin moin

>und verdammt wieviele deutsche player gibt es
>mittlerweile...und wo kommt ihr genau her?
>
>ich komme aus hamburg, in diesem sinne moin moin

bin ja eigentlich nicht angesprochen... aber um der sprachlichen & geographischen nähe genüge zu tun... wien, österreich.

≡ peace... mefunx

"extra sugar, extra salt, extra oil and msg!"
(cibo matto)

ich bin aus bamberg.

but at least benzino has a new target

nah

sticky icky icky icky

HAHAHAHAhahahah

C'mon, admit it.

One.

Unscene

www.twoonefifth.com

"I'll take you back to Philly so you can find your Roots..." - Bumpy Knuckles

"We Philly, they really can't stop the force..." - BLACKTHOUGHT

"Chickenheads think I'm paid, guess that's why they give me dome. Shit, my dick's off the hook, they should call me Bizzy Bone." - Lonnie B

*snicker*

...

all you can do is laugh now. That shit just embarassed me and I'm not even white. I'm embarassed for humans yall. The next Justin Timberlake. Or maybe David Hasselhoff. I guess either one wouldn't be that bad.
Bak-bak-bakaaa! I liked his Afroman impression at the end.

I can only hear it.....I cant see it!

This is too much...comedic entertainment at its best...did he win?

hahahahahahahahahhahahaha...bock bock...kid is gonna be the hotness!!!!

Imma have to call em and see if this "whiteface' shit is real??? This is straight retarded!!


Rotate disc

1. Bobbi Humphrey "Black and Blues"
2. Just Ice "Back to the old school"
3. Quincy Jones "Mellow Madness"
4.Nas "Lost tapes"
5. Harlem River Drive "S/T"
6. Corn Bread Earl and me (soundtrack)
7. Large Professor "First Class"
8. Parliment "Chocolate city"

and me at work.

....just STOP the music and let him get his karyoke on for about 30 seconds......that video would be HUGE!!!

>....just STOP the music and let him get his karyoke on for
>about 30 seconds......that video would be HUGE!!!

oh I bet he'll get famous from this. Even if its a one time wonder.

good lord

the kids on point with the rap/beat.Funny as hell tho

- was still funny. he couldve done without the chicken dance...thats what mostly had me laughing. plus he was what, 10?...and was saying the lyrics. lol

hey, sooner or later, okayplayer had to go to the darkside.

"follow your dreams Danny, thats right! go on!"

that shit was hilarious!

I'm glad you guys enjoyed it...shit..its Saturday & I'm still laughing. I even 2wayed Luda and told him about it. Speaking of 2waying people? Hey Ahmir? It's a sidekick.. has a reply button!!

Towards the end of his performance did shorty say "N---a what!" ???

And on TV too...

That's REAL effed up.

he's ten years old and german.... the kid doesn't even speak english... he just learned the lyrics by rote.

What is with the chicken dance he does??? Is that like the Arsenio "bark" or something?

...in the video...he's just imitating that...

i just don't know, sorry playa.
all i know is it looks pretty funny even for germans.

this was classic.

thanks yo... that shit was great!

hell, nall I wasn't expecting to see that little boy. Then he came out with every word. That is to funny. What a way to start the morning.

the little German Luger, I mean Luda...or that Kobe voice. At least the kid can blame youthful indiscretion-and stay on a beat.

or "Mr. Nigga"! HAHAHAHAHAHAA

right on the bandwagon

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bwahahahahahahaha