Poll question: Which ones the best AROOOOOUUUND?

so many funny things were said and now it's time for round 2.

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...beside my posting on it. Damn, its like hemmrhoids-never disappears when you need it to

i love you frog

i mean dogg.

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how could you not put in organix?

cause it is cause i love chicken littles from kfc they make shit and take a pee, what i hate is big ass bees cause they're un predictable on a hive in a tree. im gay deedleedeedleedee!


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How'd you do that guy? thats some ghost shit and that dude Jeezy looks scary... lol

is absolute worst site on the internet.


Jeez Y? cause i can mothawho?

>is absolute worst site on the internet.
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>Jeez Y? cause i can mothawho?

quat? your ridiculous, the worst site on the internet is www.georgebushrules.com

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organix...was dope, but its not even a choice...

is not funny

i'm lying it is.

eit iys. The Roots need to do a show in the Czech Republic. ONE!


Jeez Y? cause my homeboyness Sven...i dont fucking know okay hustler.

i want to thank Dog first and foremost for blessing me with the savior of white rice. and second i want to thank all my nice guys on lock down that did some fucked up shit back in the day but now understand the true meaning of the word "consequence." peace to my nice guy L-Frog, J-Honey, S-Phoney and M(ichelle)-Kwan!!! also i got by 3 names. so choose one and masturbate to the thought of it nekkid. it's ya-boy, Challah!

Young Shitty

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QUAT THE BLUNT IS THIS?????????????????????????

listen tumi when im saying important things. such as:

Why do all the laDIES call me youngluva37@yahoo.com? my name is SPOOGE, my name, is Spooge. MY, name, is, Spooge. anyways, i want to give a quick shout out to shout the stain defender, and my baby gUrl, Wetina!!! I LOVE YOU GIRL!!!! YOU'RE MY FATHER!!!

Piece in the Middle East Ya'll$

"sometimes i like to be held. sometimes i like to be stroked. and sometime is just hell(d)." -Common Kweli


>i want to thank Dog first and foremost for blessing me with
>the savior of white rice. and second i want to thank all my
>nice guys on lock down that did some fucked up shit back in
>the day but now understand the true meaning of the word
>"consequence." peace to my nice guy L-Frog, J-Honey,
>S-Phoney and M(ichelle)-Kwan!!! also i got by 3 names. so
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"Sometimes I like to sit by a fire that is by an ocean that is by/close to a friend's house/apartment that is by a health food store that is by a liquor store that is by my gym that is by a good ice cream shoppe that is by my house" -Kweli



i'd like all the playas to know that roscoe is the shit. even when he's sleepin on the bed. If you don't know who i'm talking about...go suck a lemon. thank you for your time. goodbye

Werd

ahahahahaa- (runs away crying)

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www.wingnutjazz.com <--- !!!!!!
peace & love

...back is the incredible (c) Chuck D

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peace & love

next on sportscenter:

that guy who celebrated after he thought he tackled the runner.

how many people actually own organix?

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real post never die

neither do real poets. hahaha

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peace & love

lol

man you are old. alzheimers kicking in and everything?

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www.wingnutjazz.com <--- !!!!!!
peace & love

the ha-hot music. no?

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his plays was written in poem format though
right?

4 months and counting cUtie.


Jeez Y? cause one day ?uest will love this post

but, you know your addicted too.


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doesn't exist. so don't try to go there. but all i gotta say is that this is why im alive.

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Fuck a sig.

.

when i first did this post back in April. i made a typo when attempting to spell phrenology. i decided to keep it real, and do it again. oh and the organix thing, i apologize, i should've put it in there, but once again, im just trying to replicate a beautiful thing. i know you know that i know that you know what im talking about, and that why this shits gotta live. if you don't like it, then me a favor and post a message talking mad shit, thats always fun. stay up.


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if you don't like it, then me a favor and post a
>message talking mad shit, thats always fun. stay up.

LOL.

would only be doing it to show that they're different or that they've been down from day one. That 'album' is not even in the same universe as any they've put out since.

this post is jokes.




"eh holmes, why you come in my barrio dressed like that? don't you know I got that same shirt holmes?? thats messed up ese, now we're gonna look like fucking twins, thats gay holmes."

>"eh holmes, why you come in my barrio dressed like that?
>don't you know I got that same shirt holmes?? thats messed
>up ese, now we're gonna look like fucking twins, thats gay
>holmes."


how funny is that??????


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i love gold. and this ones gonna get deleted too.

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there is never any question as to which one is the best.
'DYWM' is plain and simple.

but its always a contest between DYWM and Illadelph. Plain and simple. TFA? OMFG ROFLMFAO LOLZ! YEEEEAH, Roots needs more Silent Treatment and less Rahzel bassline a la dundee.

it's plain and simple. i can't believe that comment you made about Things Fall Apart, i'm shocked, stunned, and Ahed at the same time, (which actually makes me feel a little dizzy, so i asked my friend cos if i could borrow his 'yuke bowl' for a sec, but when i let it rip i completely just yuked over it all over my friend espoogio) how could one be so ignorant? this is a classic, i mean, joseph Q. rausch licks baqls for breakfist without a doubt, get it? without a doubt. manatee, this has been a rough week, i've been getting in fucked up sleeping patterns and i just want to chill for a sec, but i gotta go or ill be late from something really important that im practically unprepared for, but you never know, i could do succeed. anyways im going to leave you with that, and you can continue to read further if you'd like but if you do, your probably some fucking bored ass fool who has a grip of spare time, but unlike me i have things to do, so thats why i stopped talking, but getting back to you, your still reading this, and thats a little pathetic being that i really don't have shit to say. you should stop reading this and go buy some funky ass sunglasses and an apple. ok, if you actually do that, then thats gay. thats such a stupid idea, there is no point to that whatsoever. thats just wasting cash. and cash is muy importante these days, well let me back up, cash has always been important, but the economy is in a rough time right now, so if you got some cash then congradulations your a winner for this limited time offer, get your free hat with any purchase of anal lube. act now while offer still lasts. now you think im gonna end on that note? hell no, im gonna end on this note.


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If TFA is a 'classic' then DYWM and Illadelph are more classic'er. You know it, I know it. Bausch and Lomb homie. They'll fix you up.

your opinions are of complete badness and i disagree with the points you have mad previously in this post that i am currently responding to.


>If TFA is a 'classic' then DYWM and Illadelph are more
>classic'er. You know it, I know it. Bausch and Lomb homie.
>They'll fix you up.

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I'm gonna have to call you on that one: you have to actually listen to the album in order to have an opinion on it. Lets recap: best - sayin' nothin new, the mos collab, the common collab, the next movement. Worst - The whole B side of the tape (thats right, i have it on tape) was basically a write off. It fell out of rotation quick. Whereas Illadelph: best - everything, worst - maybe 'hypnotic'.... MAYBE. So in conclusion, TFA cant hang for a second.

are you kidding? who can write off half of TFA? ain't sayin nothing new, jfklads;fjsad;!!! all that. and second, "hypnotic" is tight. whats wack is "universe at war." but come on, what is that album doing that any other hip hop record hasn't done yet. and now you look a TFA. if you don't like the style you can respect the uniqueness.

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Universe at War is wack? Common is nice on that track, production is good. You cant really fault any of Illadelph. But you CAN fault alot of TFA. If you only like it because it sounds different that pretty much says it all.

>But you CAN fault alot of TFA. If you only like it because
>it sounds different that pretty much says it all.

thats not what im saying. the flows are real tight on that album too, and if you shy away from it because it's not generic hip hop, then i understand.


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Thats just the thing thou, it is generic. Far more generic than any other release. Organix had better flavor from the aspect of a 'band' performance, TFA hit you like soggy oatmeal. Bland. Trying to be different but failing at it. Bland.

>TFA hit you like soggy
>oatmeal. Bland. Trying to be different but failing at it.
>Bland.

well shiiiiiiit, i still highly disagree with that. everytime i pop that shit in my nipples get hard like im in a meatlocker with beyonce knowles buttnekkid.

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I can honestly say that I wish the album was a nippon trip for myself. Last album I heard that actually gave me the shivv's was from Ryan Moore. But roots arent even in the same universe as Ryan Moore.

sick a glass duck?

what the fuck?

explain this shite.


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explain.



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Sick a glass duck... invert the vowels.

es on fire.


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TFA is my favorite Roots Album, I think Right now im tied for second with DYWM and TTP. I need to get IH and then I can make a judgement on it. I have listened to it and wasn't feeling it as much as the rest but I think I really may need to take a closer listen not saying that I didnt like it though, just not on the level of DYWM TFA and TTP also need to get Organix if not for anything else but to better learn the roots (no pun intended) of the worlds greatest hip hop band/group. As for all the TFA doubters cmon look at the track listings.

Table of Contents (Pt 1 & 2)
The next movement
Double Trouble
Act Too (Love of My life)
100% Dundee
You Got me
Dont See Us

To me these are the hottest tracks on this album.


"A lot of Cats who buy records is straight broke, but my musics universal they be reciting my quotes" Talib Kweli

Damn, I almost left out Phrenology, that album had to grow on me a lil bit but right now its also one of my favorite albums period. Still TFA is the best to me!!

"A lot of Cats who buy records is straight broke, but my musics universal they be reciting my quotes" Talib Kweli

Since the Dreyfuss radar has gone off. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh, what a good feeling it brings back, you sucka.

Jeez Y? cause thats what this is all about you buckin and bucka.

But really, you take shits on the fron lawn. Ooooooo, my name is signified and I have things on tape and i'm cool. Shut the buck up and watch Beyond the Broooooooo, make it a tidal waaaave, for you and for me and the entire surfer race, there are waves crashing, if you care about wiping out, make it a tidal wave for the dudes bros and duuuuuuuuuuuudes.


Jeez Y? cause i saw yo' mama kickin a can down the street and i asked her what she was doing, she said kickin a can down the street

Dont put your fecophilia on me champ.

Tape? Yeah I had it on tape years ago when it came out. Back then it was all I had in my car. But more importantly, you tried to sound funny and failed. Kind of like TFA failed to be the loose jam equivalent of Organix but failed. My comparison is solely on the strength of the preceeding 2 albums, and a few tracks off Organix.

Surfer funny: 'Cowabunga brah'
Not funny: 'dddddddude'.

See how that works?

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> 'Cowabunga brah'
> 'dddddddude'.
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>See how my penis pump works?


Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you Michaelangelo of the Ninja Turtles.

Jeez Y? cause thats how it works biatch with a double iach

mother fucker!!! i was gonna post some funny shit, but i fucked up. fuck! shit! fuck! i said shit! fucking shit fuck! fuckity fuck fuck! fuck a duck! tschyit!


i'd like all the playas to know that roscoe is the shit. even when he's sleepin on the bed. If you don't know who i'm talking about...go suck a lemon. thank you for your time. goodbye

your all fucking stupid...


that post that went on for a half a year read like this

274 total posts

127 to TFA
89 to DYWM
63 to Illadeplh


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i'd like all the playas to know that roscoe is the shit. even when he's sleepin on the bed. If you don't know who i'm talking about...go suck a lemon. thank you for your time. goodbye

Yo, So i'm just sitting back this post is the gertest did i say gertest grotesque I MEANT GREATEST and i dont use periods or commas, but yo mamma, yea, i think ima going to go and stand and put burgers in my hand with some green eggs and ha ha ha, i got you mothawho? where? quat? how? i love doing ish like this cause it lets your mind flow like piiiiiiiiiiick an afro, its like that yo, and i'm feckin tat bro,,,,dudess brodus.

Jeez Y? cause its back, the list is back and the list is back and the list is back and the list is bal and the fisr is chat and i brist the pat

quant? quant? quant some art? do you want to buy some fucking art? if the answer is yes, ill fuck your mom in the chest. oh my, im the best....doodlee doodlee do jksal;est


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Treatment for WRS (wack rhyme syndrome) is recommended. They have a lovely outpatient program... I'm told that Chingy was recently admitted.

indeed. I also saw 50 there too. am i allowed to say that?


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YOU NEED TO FUCKIN CHILL BRA!!

i love jew.

please make all mail out to:

Amy (bf. of Fear Factory)
377 Manhattan Ave. #1L
Brooklyn, NY 11211


tell her how ugly she is
and tell that i thank her for letting us trash her place
even though it was so fucking janky before i even stepped foot in that bitch
tell her that she needs to stop smoking
tell her that she needs to live like a clean person
tell her that Joseph Q. Rausch licks baqls for breakfist
tell her that www.bagelsandpancakes.com is the only place for reality
tell her that Clark Kent is a fucking weird ass bitch on drugs
tell her that Joe Rausch ate raw testicular cancer juice straight out of a trash bad
tell her that i love gold
tell her that my ass is rated NC-seventweetybird
tell her that this morning i actually saw tweetybird on a spare tire
tell her that this is the last message
tell her that claaaay aaaaaiken is 88% sure he's gay
tell her that the magic must suck if the bulls beat them
tell her that she loves nasty shit
tell her that she needs to eat crap out of a dirty bucket




i'd like all the playas to know that roscoe is the shit. even when he's sleepin on the bed. If you don't know who i'm talking about...go suck a lemon. thank you for your time. goodbye

please make all mail out to:

Amy (bf. of Fear Factory)
377 Manhattan Ave. #1L
Brooklyn, NY 11211


tell her how ugly she is
and tell that i thank her for letting us trash her place
even though it was so fucking janky before i even stepped foot in that bitch
tell her that she needs to stop smoking
tell her that she needs to live like a clean person
tell her that Joseph Q. Rausch licks baqls for breakfist
tell her that www.bagelsandpancakes.com is the only place for reality
tell her that Clark Kent is a fucking weird ass bitch on drugs
tell her that Joe Rausch ate raw testicular cancer juice straight out of a trash bad
tell her that i love gold
tell her that my ass is rated NC-seventweetybird
tell her that this morning i actually saw tweetybird on a spare tire
tell her that this is the last message
tell her that claaaay aaaaaiken is 88% sure he's gay
tell her that the magic must suck if the bulls beat them
tell her that she loves nasty shit
tell her that she needs to eat crap out of a dirty bucket




i'd like all the playas to know that roscoe is the shit. even when he's sleepin on the bed. If you don't know who i'm talking about...go suck a lemon. thank you for your time. goodbye

If you are a lover of Christian Hip Hop, Evan Jesus Turner is your man. His contacts include Sonny from P.O.D., Violent Jay of insane clown posse, MC Cross, and the Bible Boys. Please go to your nearest record store for submission applications. Yes, that is all. Peace-


Jeez Y? cause you used my name just too many times.

listen, this is all wrong. you need to not lie to the people. you will drastically mislead them to a misconception of the truth. in the meantime, go get some of that YK jelly shit for your mom...i heard she brushes her teeth with the shit...now thats some skaaaanky shit.


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Joe Esposito: "You're the Best Around"

nothin's ever gonna keep you down

>Joe Esposito: "You're the Best Around"
>
>nothin's ever gonna keep you down


can I just say that after almost a year of doing this. not one person has caught on. you are truely a genius. and if you want to be even more superior goto: www.ebaumsworld.com/gijoe.html


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been there done that....


but thanks.


kinda in the mood for a porkchop sandwich though

GI JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOE

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So anyways, the Tshpankifacationators fuckin suck this year. I remember when Spoogen Von Dreyfussface got his name. Brandon Richman is a buffman 5000 X 100000004. But really though, how can you say that Organix is not the dopest ish, with that 12 minute posse cut and the roots is comin doodoo do do doooo dedoo dedoo doo the roots is comin the roots is comin the roots is comin. Peace-

Jeez Y? because this post is stayin alive stayin alive, ah ah ah ah stayin alive stayin alive, ah ah ah ah stayin alIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive.

one thing you need to understand is that today is a good day to die. "aaaaaahhhhh" bow wow wow yippie yo yippie yay, suck on these nuts (insert racial slur here) suck on these nuts.

if you can tell me who said these words, then that'd be great, thanks.(beep) aayo, what up it's your boy, call me back, peace. next message: 4:32pm Friday; yo yo yo yo yo listen you gotta call me back, i got some crazy shit to say, aiight, peace. End of messages. to erase message please press 7 to save press 9. im sorry you have hit an incorrect sdjkfla;!!!!

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>one thing you need to understand is that today is a good day
>to die. "aaaaaahhhhh" bow wow wow yippie yo yippie yay, suck
>on these nuts (insert racial slur here) suck on these nuts.
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>if you can tell me who said these words, then that'd be
>great, thanks.(beep) aayo, what up it's your boy, call me
>back, peace. next message: 4:32pm Friday; yo yo yo yo yo
>listen you gotta call me back, i got some crazy shit to say,
>aiight, peace. End of messages. to erase message please
>press 7 to save press 9. im sorry you have hit an incorrect
>sdjkfla;!!!!
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i defintely think you should shut the fuck up, and i believe my coliegiueges would agree. listen you bastard, im sick of you thinking your the "man" cause you ain't. i like bananas and that how it goes, from head to toes and yay! im gay! okay i can rhyme, ill pat myself on the back for that one, just don't serve me a sandwich in a bun


i'd like all the playas to know that roscoe is the shit. even when he's sleepin on the bed. If you don't know who i'm talking about...go suck a lemon. thank you for your time. goodbye

illadelph halflife

True...True

i'd like all the playas to know that roscoe is the shit. even when he's sleepin on the bed. If you don't know who i'm talking about...go suck a lemon. thank you for your time. goodbye




FUCK ME IN THE AHOLSSE

Titled "How could you do this again?"

called "yay! im gay! and i love rolling in hay!"


i'd like all the playas to know that roscoe is the shit. even when he's sleepin on the bed. If you don't know who i'm talking about...go suck a lemon. thank you for your time. goodbye

All these albums have there strong points, but i must say Illadelph Halflife was the illest of em all! I can hear that one over and over! Props to the Roots for maintaining the realness!


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real than realness than reality than realer than the realest mothareal on this real. Lets all have a real party where we can diss on all the people who have different opinions than we do because we've all liked the roots since like 1924 and no one is truer and has realer ballhuevos than we do. Jurassic Park is a tight movie. Peace-

Jeezmaster 5000

Fake.

>Fake.

whats fake?

you calling me fake?

huh?

what?

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uh.

yo, check it...

i was born in the projects,
with rockets (it's cause it was a science experiment for school)
we didn't know anything about sfaness
who you callin a bitch
you are a ho.
ho.
ho ho ho meeeeerryy christmas.

Listen spoogy, all true heads should report to P's ghetto mansion asap.

You're cute bUeddy. XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO

Jeez Y? cause i love your mother

aight you two gay fags* can take this into the lesson.


*a master of disaster

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Real posts never die. Just like organix, cause Kid Crumbs and Shorty Thompson are the greatest mc's ever.

Jeez Y? Shorty. Puta OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

you are like the richard simmons of the rap world... quit sweatin all the kids who just got into roots last year. TFA is obviously the superior album when you havn't heard any other ones.. c'mon jeezy.

Brush up on your reading skills beavis, and check yourself. I was talking about the fools who make fun of people for just getting into the roots, its called stick my dick in the mash potatoes sarcasm bababababiiiaaa....(i will finish it in a sec)..and obviosly i dont know shit about anything cause Organix is easily their greatest musical, hip hop produced, dopest lyrical album ever right.... iiiatttch.

Jeez Y? cause Richard Simmons can carress and violate your manliest areas with a sexy wink.

is my shit listening to it puts me back where i was when my man dubbed that shit on a tdk for me back when i did not have a cd player in da whip!

what goes on is my shit forever!




DAMN RIGHT I'M AN ASSHOLE YOU PUSSIES AINT EVEN HALF AS TIGHT (Qwel)

Nice choice. This goes out to the other CEO of the post, how you gonna let our baby slide to the sixth page.

Jeez Y? cause I keep it real with dial up

i swear to fucking god that i get out of that shit. there ain't no way im waking up, hungover as fuck on new years day to go serve in a court. fuck that shit. i ain't even a resident anymore.

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Bro, if i wanted to know your life story i would have asked your mother, okay...player, brodus dudious. Yo, beenie siegel is dope.


Jeez us in the morning and at supper time.

>Bro, okay...player, brodus dudious. Yo, beenie
>siegel is dope.
>


what the fuck is a beenie?

with this witty repartee. Guy with a name spoogen I expect to be entertaining.

>with this witty repartee. Guy with a name spoogen I expect
>to be entertaining.

i am funny.

im just tired and uncreative.

because im spooge.

i'd have to go with things fall apart spoogendoogen illusion fusion motion ?flatation? ocean


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yeah, uhhh tfa is like a soggy egg-salad samich. you are the bleached flour wonderbread in said sandwich, and this thread is the zip-lock bag thats keeping it fresh. therefore, toss out thread.

tfa couldn't be fresh if you dipped it in bounty and had it pressed on platinum wax for world-champion deejay A-Train to cut with (ITS GOIN DOWN... BIG DOG STYLES! YA HUURD?)

hold up biatcheatasandawichlikekeyvonavich. people are gonna think your stupid if you keep that shit up. trust me.


>yeah, uhhh tfa is like a soggy egg-salad samich. you are the
>bleached flour wonderbread in said sandwich, and this thread
>is the zip-lock bag thats keeping it fresh. therefore, toss
>out thread.
>
>tfa couldn't be fresh if you dipped it in bounty and had it
>pressed on platinum wax for world-champion deejay A-Train to
>cut with (ITS GOIN DOWN... BIG DOG STYLES! YA HUURD?)

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*belch*

>*belch*

nice.


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Go to school you illiterate wannabe gangsta ghitto too cool to type like a normal mothawho??? Thank you ladies and gentleman, signified is a wack piece tissue that sticks to spoogens crust when done wiping properly. Your mother.

Jeez Y? cause yo' non sippin non smokin non fuckin non eatin non shittin ass is frontin.

aha please. Just because you couldn't decipher the hailarity of my very closely guarded inside joke, dont pout. It was directed to others. You are basically admitting that you want attention. Grow up, little beioatch.

_____________________

Wrong. You know automated shit's not this random.


Jeez Y? cause okayplayer is getting sloooooooow, but i love tracy moore's sexy cuteness babushness curls and the whole shabang.

_____________________

you can only vote once bUddy.

could you not figure that out.

if not, thats why im steer.

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www.nicholasrobinson2/spoogebuffman003/kelisgallery/nudepic4.html

Do the Jazzyfatnastees still play every tuesday?


Jeez Y? cause i gotta know

lol. hows this still goin?

dywm gets my vote

Can it just go away?




" Another person I admire would have to be Sting. The music he's made over the years--I don't really listen to it. But he's making it and I respect that." -Hansel (so hot right now)


B-Ski

because you speak the truth.

now can we have a moment of silence.

























DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!


sorry.


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the bitches next door have been playing the same plain ass beat for about three hours now, i'm fuckin dead serious. This is how it goes..Do, do do. Do, Do Do. Do, Do Do.


Jeez Y? cause its so much worse thand doodlydune, dune, dune....doodlydune dune dune.

>the bitches next door have been playing the same plain ass
>beat for about three hours now, i'm fuckin dead serious.
>This is how it goes..Do, do do. Do, Do Do. Do, Do Do.
>
>
>Jeez Y? cause its so much worse thand doodlydune, dune,
>dune....doodlydune dune dune.


From the office of Svenicals Inc. :

Quat? hayave you COmpletely lost your mind? "Doodlydune" featured on the 'Czech Republica 2000 Compilation' is best. I know, because I hayave it.

From the office of Svenicals Inc.

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buff.

Jeez Y? cause I'm on the westside of Pamona, i got my bitches on the co'na, my baby mama's with them too, cause i'm a mothafuckin fool.

.

that over rated son of a beeitch

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Is what i like to drink when i want to throw up on keyboards and kick it will full affiliation to my gangsta nation. Breasts of fine women with afros.

Jeez Y? cause it all makes my juices flow

it was the one listed in the source's top 100 albums of all time back in 1999 or so, when they still had some credibility.

>it was the one listed in the source's top 100 albums of all
>time back in 1999 or so, when they still had some
>credibility.

the roots?

or the source?


"njagr njagr's for everyone/but don't let me eat a toasted bun" - Jay-Z

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back when the source still had some credibility. has this post really been up for over 5 months? this has to be some kind of record.

Aint nothing but a gangsta party.

Jeez Y? aint nothing but a mothacrackin gangsta party.

>back when the source still had some credibility. has this
>post really been up for over 5 months? this has to be some
>kind of record.


the last one was for about 8 months, this is only the second installment. this is the GREATEST MOTHERFUCKER!!! I KNOW YOU EDDIE I SEE YOU ON TELEVISION.

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Dude bro, if you said something just say it.

"if you got it then you got it, but if you GOT IT the you GOT IT cause you got it, blaaaaaooooooooow" -sha'meng

Jeez Y? cause breasts of fine women with afros.

>"if you got it then you got it, but if you GOT IT the you
>GOT IT cause you got it, blaaaaaooooooooow" -sha'meng
>
>Jeez Y? cause breasts of fine women with afros.

that song is hot, it's B-side


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Eddie Van Halen with Joe Espisito doing back up vocals laced over Black Thought's lyrics.


Jeez Y? cause it would be legendary

Randy Newman on piano and Sade on harmonica.


>Eddie Van Halen with Joe Espisito doing back up vocals laced
>over Black Thought's lyrics.
>
>
>Jeez Y? cause it would be legendary

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you know you are for not posting within my last 3 messages.


Jeez Y? cause i'm trying to keep it going.

i run these streets, so don't complain when you don't see me

-cos

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seriously, is somebody waiting for it to hit page 7 to up it?

How do you say dUggensMcspooUgen 5 times fast. I run these streets so don't complain.

"Street dreams are made of these, shorties on they knees, for niggaz with big G's, who am I to disagree, everybody's lookin for something"

--Marilyn Manson

>How do you say dUggensMcspooUgen 5 times fast. I run these
>streets so don't complain.
>
>"Street dreams are made of these, shorties on they knees,
>for niggaz with big G's, who am I to disagree, everybody's
>lookin for something"
>
>--Marilyn Manson


whoa brodius, you read my mYYeeeIInd.

now tell me, how nasty can you get
all the way from the hood
to your neck of the woods
one things for sure....

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whodiddit?

"yo a-ba-ba" - Tha Process 2000

26 okayplayers, 121 messages, your mother. Help the cause, cause the cause helps you, and when you wake up, let out a nice gastral movement, and when you cant swim, float with floaties, and when you can't spooge, call up the haffuer, and when you got fat, make sure its dietary, cause as long as your fro is up, dont chaive your chest hairs. Peace-


Jeez Y? cause its about the real okayplayer shitevandUggen

what the hell!

_________

Don't tell me what I said, I know exactly what I said, I remember saying it cause I was there when I said it. And another thing:
I'm never wrong, I'm always right, the only time I am wrong is when I think I'm wrong, but it actually turns out I was right.

they say they're gonna put one in your headneck.

listen, i love this shite like i love being mr. flake. plus on top of that, i love coining phrases like "tiddle me winkles" more importantly, please show your respect for old peoeple, no more of this "fuck you old bitch" shit, just cut it out, they're old, they can't help being nagging bitches. and finally, i would like to say that my son will never, never, be a boy scout, never.




N-E-V-E-R.



one love. espoogio.


i'd like all the playas to know that roscoe is the shit. even when he's sleepin on the bed. If you don't know who i'm talking about...go suck a lemon. thank you for your time. goodbye

SAY. DIIIIIIIE.



Jeez Y? no comment

So i was walking down the street today and no joke, i saw this dude with an afro pick with a question mark coming out of it. He was like 5'3'' and wore a shirt that said "Chicken and Crisco is the Shiiit." The things you see in NY. Thank you for your time, and please vote or engage in some hard posting. Peace-

Jeez Y? cause afro sheen doesn't work on white hair

>So i vas chalking down the street today in my pumas, i see-saw
>this dudette with an african pic with a question mark with it coming out
>of it. He was like 9'3'' and wore a shirt that said
>"Beef Stew and Frisco is the tSchyiiit." The things you see in
>NYceezee. Thank you for your terpintyme, and cheese vote or engagement ring
>come some hard posting. Peace~
>
>Jeez Y? cause african sheen donut work on blanco nino hair


you need to up the shut fuck.

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Happy 5 month aniversary baby.

Love,
Jeez Y? (snlap) Respect.

SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHERE POSTS 128 & 129 ARE?!?!?!???!



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sleeping okay?

Look about 18 posts up from this one. yay!


Jeez Y? cause there is no color in okayplayer.

that shit hurts my fillings.

by the way, things fall apart is the greatest! yay!(ness)

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Yaaaaaaaayyyy!!!!! Tag Team music comin' straight outta compton!!!
That's me DC the Brain Supreme
And my man Steve Roll'n
We're kicking the flow (we're kickin' the flow)
And it goes a little somethin' like this:
Tag team back again!
check it top Wreck it, let's begin, C'mon party people let me hear some noise DC's in the house jump jump rejoice, there's a party over here, a party over there, wave your hands in the air
shake your deriere, these three words mean you're gettin' busy
Whoomp there it is, lemme hear ya say!

Jeez Y? whoomp there it is, whoomp there it is, whoomp there it it,whoomp there it is, whoomp there it is, whoomp there it is, whoomp there it is, whoomp there it is, whoomp there it is, whoomp there it is, whoomp there it is, whoomp there it is, whoomp there it is, whoomp there it is, whoomp there it is, whoomp there it is, whoomp there it is, whoomp there it is, whoomp there it is, whoomp there it is, whoomp there it is, whoomp there it is, whoomp there it is, whoomp there it is, whoomp there it is, whoomp there it is, whoomp there it is,

HOLLA IF YOU READ BRAILE (BRAY-EL)!!!!!11111 nucka.

anyways, dogglette! i wanted to say that i really love bastardly cakes and cakes of bastards. gosh, this reminds me of the time that i sat on a nail, it went into my right buttcheek (my house was under construction at the time and i was about 4) so basically whip out your sac and say "YEEEEEEAAAAH BRO!!!11 YEEEAAAH!!!!"



>Yaaaaaaaayyyy!!!!! Tag Team music comin' straight outta
>compton!!!
>That's me DC the Brain Supreme
>And my man Steve Roll'n
>We're kicking the flow (we're kickin' the flow)
>And it goes a little somethin' like this:
>Tag team back again!
>check it top Wreck it, let's begin, C'mon party people let
>me hear some noise DC's in the house jump jump rejoice,
>there's a party over here, a party over there, wave your
>hands in the air
>shake your deriere, these three words mean you're gettin'
>busy
>Whoomp there it is, lemme hear ya say!
>
>Jeez Y? whoomp there it is, whoomp there it is, whoomp there
>it it,whoomp there it is, whoomp there it is, whoomp there
>it is, whoomp there it is, whoomp there it is, whoomp there
>it is, whoomp there it is, whoomp there it is, whoomp there
>it is, whoomp there it is, whoomp there it is, whoomp there
>it is, whoomp there it is, whoomp there it is, whoomp there
>it is, whoomp there it is, whoomp there it is, whoomp there
>it is, whoomp there it is, whoomp there it is, whoomp there
>it is, whoomp there it is, whoomp there it is, whoomp there
>it is,

i'd like all the playas to know that roscoe is the shit. even when he's sleepin on the bed. If you don't know who i'm talking about...go suck a lemon. thank you for your time. goodbye

It was good to hear from you man, how was camping?

Camping was fuckin unbelievalbe...amazing experience, amazing.

Thats radical man, reeeeeaaal radical.


Yes, now breath deeply Jeezmaster, exhale, then close your eyes and read.

Read?

Dont stop breathing, now exhale.

Wait, read what?

Now relax, your arms are full of sandsicles and asparagus, just breathe......

.......

Hold it, Hold it.....now breather brother. Release! wheeeewwwwww and out it goes.

The Fuck? Peace, i'm out man. You're fuckin totally not cool and definitely fuckin not rad.

Jeez Y? cause its justht stho sthilly billy

Coming next week ladies and gentleman.
Who? You and yo mama
When? Please refer to first line
Where? Right here bUddy

Sign up sucka, dont sleep on it and definitely dont forget to breathe.

Jeez Y? cause its 4/22 bro and the weed is gone.

Food and Drinks will be served with radishes and placemats.

Let us know nuckarUni.

Jeezmaster

Its like a phat lap dance,
bustin crazy hand stands,
breast and kidney transplants,
oplayers that i cant stand,
boogie with the jam band,
rubberband with the man stan,
hand me a wichsand,
Bitches aint shit man,
balance like a kickstand,
Teflon on a frying pan,
GrimE man on a drawing pad,
Radical mad madical rad,
Already had em yea em had,
Plaid knit flipped twist popped suckas wrist kicked
bUddy baqlicious add nutrition to this fiction ish
keep it jUIcy loose fit johnny nucka shot sip
dont stop with stack of balli's dropped when i rocked it.

Jeez Y? cause its just for shitzer and gUggles

in okayplayer message board years that is . . .

this poll got more responses than mine...does that mean the roots are more popular than kweli? or maybe yall dont like me,LOL,nah, but im glad this was put up, im getting a lot of new cd's.....

hostess of the mostess
and i always drop that shit in with coastas
cause i an't about to fuck my computer up
i slap the bUtter up
on my toast
i love a good toast
to wealth and the east coast
even though i've been there twice
i love chicken ad fried rice
fuck your apartment if you have mice
i don't give a fuck, i don't think twice
rollin dice in the ally
i used to work at ballys
always drive the caddie
i lovermclove my daddy
i have three testes but want you to count
smoke a blunt with a 19 ounce
Bajamjam land of hams
sucka mc's get penised with my hand
i'm spooge the dugen, fuck what you're loosin,
i orgasm in a party and was like "hey whatcha doin?"
ONE B of ATCH!!!

fuck ya'll THRICE!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111ononwonn w


"Sometimes I like to sit by a fire that is by an ocean that is by/close to a friend's house/apartment that is by a health food store that is by a liquor store that is by my gym that is by a good ice cream shoppe that is by my house" -Kweli


i'd like all the playas to know that roscoe is the shit. even when he's sleepin on the bed. If you don't know who i'm talking about...go suck a lemon. thank you for your time. goodbye





"Sometimes I like to sit by a fire that is by an ocean that is by/close to a friend's house/apartment that is by a health food store that is by a liquor store that is by my gym that is by a good ice cream shoppe that is by my house" -Kweli



i'd like all the playas to know that roscoe is the shit. even when he's sleepin on the bed. If you don't know who i'm talking about...go suck a lemon. thank you for your time. goodbye

DUDE,
I FUCKIN NEW YOU WERE HERE, NEVER TRY TO HIDE FROM ME AGAIN. FOCKER.

Co?

DON'T FUCKING YELLING AT ME DOGG!!!!

IM CEREALIOUS!

anyways,

shake it like you love cake
bitches that love/hate
....oh im hungover....i can't do this.


>DUDE,
>I FUCKIN NEW YOU WERE HERE, NEVER TRY TO HIDE FROM ME AGAIN.
>FOCKER.
>
>Co?

"Sometimes I like to sit by a fire that is by an ocean that is by/close to a friend's house/apartment that is by a health food store that is by a liquor store that is by my gym that is by a good ice cream shoppe that is by my house" -Kweli



i'd like all the playas to know that roscoe is the shit. even when he's sleepin on the bed. If you don't know who i'm talking about...go suck a lemon. thank you for your time. goodbye

>Spoogenhaffuer Von Dreyfuss is one crazy mothadrugga.
>
>
>
>I thought afros were the way to go.
>
>
>
>
>103. star
>104. i don't care
>106. guns are drawn
>107. stay cool
>108. Web
>109. BOOM!
>110. somebody's gotta do it
>111. duck down
>112. what's goin on?
>--------------------------------------------
>???. ?????????????????

>power99's cosmic kev's head
>nod repsonse to when he heard
>the record on 4/12/04

>1-@@@@@
>2-@@@@@
>3-@@@@@
>4-@@@@@
>5-@@@@@
>6-@@@@@
>7-@@@@
>8-@@@@
>9-@@@@1/2
>10-@@@@1/2
>---------------------------------------------
>club fluid's dance response to
>record when played 4-10-04

>1.---
>2. @@@@
>3. @@@@1/2
>4. @@@@1/2
>5. @@@@
>6. @@@@@
>7.------
>8.------
>9. @@@@1/2
>10.------
>---------------------------------------------
>???.-----
>???. @@@@@
>???. @@@@@


I agree dUoggy.

Jeez Y? cause its that all up in your food shit.

did you just copy Kwestlover's signiture?

oh MY GOD!

that is so like 5 minutes ago, becky.

ahuck! (the sound of a stuck up bitch being caught in a moment of stuck up-nessisity)

and this ones for your mom

I LOVE YOU RICKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!cough

>>Spoogenhaffuer Von Dreyfuss is one crazy mothadrugga.
>>
>>
>>
>>I thought afros were the way to go.
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>103. star
>>104. i don't care
>>106. guns are drawn
>>107. stay cool
>>108. Web
>>109. BOOM!
>>110. somebody's gotta do it
>>111. duck down
>>112. what's goin on?
>>--------------------------------------------
>>???. ?????????????????
>
>>power99's cosmic kev's head
>>nod repsonse to when he heard
>>the record on 4/12/04
>
>>1-@@@@@
>>2-@@@@@
>>3-@@@@@
>>4-@@@@@
>>5-@@@@@
>>6-@@@@@
>>7-@@@@
>>8-@@@@
>>9-@@@@1/2
>>10-@@@@1/2
>>---------------------------------------------
>>club fluid's dance response to
>>record when played 4-10-04
>
>>1.---
>>2. @@@@
>>3. @@@@1/2
>>4. @@@@1/2
>>5. @@@@
>>6. @@@@@
>>7.------
>>8.------
>>9. @@@@1/2
>>10.------
>>---------------------------------------------
>>???.-----
>>???. @@@@@
>>???. @@@@@
>
>
>I agree dUoggy.
>
>Jeez Y? cause its that all up in your food shit.

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Should straight up switch sets. Just think, SA rocking the shiteness bobiciousness out of 100% dundee and Black Thought getting down to Fuck the Bullshit. I think i would bust out into some diabetic diarrheal crampage leakage. Peace-

Jeez Y? cause its all about rocking totally out broham.

I WILL ALWAYS WRITE IN CAPITAL LETTERS BECAUSE I AM COS THE ACE. DUDE, BE OPTIMISTIC, CALL HER A SLUT.

NOW IF THAT DOESN'T SAY "COS YOU ARE THE GREATEST INDIVIDUAL TO EVER WALK TO EARF" THAN I DON'T KNOW WHAT DOES

---------------------------------------
AND NOW TIME FOR THE "WTF COS MOMENT"
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FUCKIN BITCHES, SHOULD'VE KNOWN THAT IMMA COME BACK TO LAY SHIT TO REST BY WAKING YOU UP WITH A CA-DUNK-A-DUNK. LATES.

THE ICE (ACE)



>Should straight up switch sets. Just think, SA rocking the
>shiteness bobiciousness out of 100% dundee and Black Thought
>getting down to Fuck the Bullshit. I think i would bust out
>into some diabetic diarrheal crampage leakage. Peace-
>
>Jeez Y? cause its all about rocking totally out broham.

Dogg. I'll be thinking about you in my dreams.

Jeez Y? cause i'm reminising like my name was CL Smooth.

i seen here in a very long time, i voted s couple months ago and it looks like the one i voted for is winning, but by the time this post goes away TTP will be out so there will be another one started

is such a fUckin AAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCEHHHAAA(air out with vocals). Is this the oldest post??$$$ never...say...

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...
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Jeez Y? cause it aint where you're from, it's where you dooUkie.

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DIE.

phrenology was the 1st album i bought, and even though it is supposed to be the 'anti-roots' album, i love it

You fuckin rock. And you're totally, i mean really totally fuckin radical dUdius.


Jeez Y? cause the man is what you make it doggy.

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i can't help myself. i want jew and nobody else!

im so phucking originales. frijoles and fritos.


>Your fuckin cock. And you're totally, i bean really totally
>fuckim radical dUdius.
>
>
>Jeez Y? cause the man is what you make it doggy.

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>You fuckin rock. And you're totally, i mean really totally
>fuckin radical dUdius.
>
>
>Jeez Y? cause the man is what you make it doggy.

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I can't believe my shitholes. Even marjuan knows that message was weaker than Monday through friday, HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!


Jeez Y? cause you gotta do it with some brett hart.

This post is STILL up?!

bUddy mcdUggle. I would like to thank those who make this post happen and appreciate the dUdication it takes as an Okaywhatever participant and to those who love us, because you know what, we totally love you too dUdius Brohamius. SHHHHHYEEEEEEEEAAAAA BRRRROOOOO FUCK YEA!!

Jeez Y? ROY.

I like THINGS FALL APART with BBQ sauce, maybe as an omelete.

p.e.a.c.e.
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NOICE.

Co?

sos, sosinator, sosiety, sobriety, snowman, sour applesausages, saucy sosation, sake bombation, somebodacious ate piece of bonequashis, sick soup triple decker sosination totally fecker, seven sacks of sos's (sack)stuck it in her sosy back, soy milk soy beans soy jeans of lambchop cheese, sam i was sos i yam, yams are good like teflon SLAM nUcka!!!

Jeez Y? cause it makes you feel that way.

YOUR THE MAN DOGGY!!! It's people like this that make the world go round the world go round the world.


Jeez Y? cause leisure time is a mahther facker.

8 months aint no thang but a 40 oz with a grease stain.

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

If you gotta problem, yo i'll solve it, check out the hook while my DJ revolves it.

Shanknasty baby, all day everyday.

-King Tef

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ain't nothing like a dookie booty for ya'll to vibe with.

im trying to keep the keg alive maaaaan, don't you see that.

if you don't think for one second that my stomach. my stomach? my stomach.



"Sometimes I like to sit by a fire that is by an ocean that is by/close to a friend's house/apartment that is by a health food store that is by a liquor store that is by my gym that is by a good ice cream shoppe that is by my house" -Kweli



i'd like all the playas to know that roscoe is the shit. even when he's sleepin on the bed. If you don't know who i'm talking about...go suck a lemon. thank you for your time. goodbye

I wish i was there. Whatever doggy. dude, i fucked her, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDGESICKLES are great in the summer. the worst, THE WORST mah maaaaaaah daaaaaaaaaaaah mreeeeeeeeee naa nananananaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. I'm done.


Who can fathom that?

Jeez Y? cause its my dUty in life.

next thing she's gonna make you love sandwiches. just watch ese, i've seen it before on the discovery channel. and that shit ain't no lie holmes. listen mang, if you want to stop smelling your own mucas, then take some medication for that shit. that what i need to do, thats what i will do. i mean, willbe. chadup!@



>I wish i was there. Whatever doggy. dude, i fucked her,
>FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDGESICKLES are great in the summer. the
>worst, THE WORST mah maaaaaaah daaaaaaaaaaaah mreeeeeeeeee
>naa nananananaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. I'm done.
>
>
>Who can fathom that?
>
>Jeez Y? cause its my dUty in life.

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5 days, % DAYS, i've been deprived negro. BUt now i'm back with an attack and thats the fundamentals of this shit. And i know what you're thinking you lover of players okayness, awww fuck this shit is still here back on top, yes i know, its like fondelling testiballs after a great soccer game, but no, you can't win them all. Thats right biznickles and dimes, i'll make your shit hemmorage like there's no other spoogendUgen mcdoubleduggen in the world. And you can quote me, i'm out.

Jeez Y? cause thats what happens when you eat too much string cheese.

>5 days, % DAYS, i've been deprived negro. BUt now i'm back
>with an attack and thats the fundamentals of this shit. And
>i know what you're thinking you lover of players okayness,
>awww fuck this shit is still here back on top, yes i know,
>its like fondelling testiballs after a great soccer game,
>but no, you can't win them all. Thats right biznickles and
>dimes, i'll make your shit hemmorage like there's no other
>spoogendUgen mcdoubleduggen in the world. And you can quote
>me, i'm out.
>
>Jeez Y? cause thats what happens when you eat too much
>string cheese.


you fUckin beat me to the punch icehole. i was in the middle and then i decided "no no novno novnovnovnofvnofv." listen man, i want to talk about something near and dear to me. i have this soft spot for apples with soft spots. i'll eat them over some unripe banaYa any day. 4 hours of spanish daily....oh hells no, unless you like having your doctor inspect your cavity and feel that Richmond Violation. sssshhhhhhhhattire.


"sometimes i like to be held. sometimes i like to be stroked. and sometime is just hell(d)." -Common Kweli

"eh holmes, why you come in my barrio dressed like that? don't you know I got that same shirt holmes?? thats messed up ese, now we're gonna look like fucking twins, thats gay holmes."

"Sometimes I like to sit by a fire that is by an ocean that is by/close to a friend's house/apartment that is by a health food store that is by a liquor store that is by my gym that is by a good ice cream shoppe that is by my house" -Kweli



i'd like all the playas to know that roscoe is the shit. even when he's sleepin on the bed. If you don't know who i'm talking about...go suck a lemon. thank you for your time. goodbye

THIS IS MIRACULOUS.
SPECTACULOUS.
WAIT, TOO MUCH PERSONALITY STRAIGHT OFF THE BAT. I NEED TO FIND MYSELF REAL FAST.
OK

I LOVE JUX THAT ARE DEF MAAAAN.

LETS JUST GO TO THE THING EVERYONE IS WATING FOR.

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THIS BEST NEVER REST WHEN YOU TEST THE CHEST (AREA)

★☆★☆★-☆-★☆★☆★ - ★☆★☆★-☆-★☆★☆★ - ★☆★☆★


OKP Anti-Fanclub Fanclub™: The fanclubs haven't gotten carried away...but they need to be
*****-*-***** - *****-*-***** - *****-*-*****

¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤
usually i don't do this but uuu... keep the S!G going
*****-*-***** - *****-*-***** - *****-*-******
I'm the man you think you are.... If you want to know what I'll do, figure out what you'll do. I'll do the same thing--only more of it. - Malcolm X

When you hear of wars and revolutions, do not be frightened. These things must happen first, but the end will not come right away.

... is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now in this very message board ...

103 dollarmcdollars that you are shorter than me which means you are weaker than me which means i can nunchuck your ass like a squeling guitar solo. Don't touch the heat if you aint got calloused feets.

Jeez Y? cause some people just like attention, others just like redemption.

And the winner is THINGS FALL APART

Iayass up, thats the way i like to buck. Your lacking holmes.

Jeez Y? cause i got good vibrations.

i think i 1st posted on this when i joined like 2 years ago

yeah i know...i guess i'm part of the madness now!!!

kb


Gotta keep the clip in Mama's Gun...run!

In the deck:
Rush of Blood to the Head-Coldplay
Worldwide Underground-Erykah Badu
Subject-Dwele
Tortoise and the Hare-Jazzyfatnastees
Sex Sells-Stiffed

www.vanguarde.com
www.stiffedmusic.com
www.jazzyfatnastees.com
Love. Life. Happiness.

exactly a post here and there will keep it alive......

the shrimp is better when you got the chedder but worry not my friends, cause the shrimp aint driven the benz. Peace, love, and icecles.

Jeez Y? cause you're style is doo doo like dookie.

ooooh oh ooooohOOOOOoooh

the right stuff.

sometimes people take handi snax to another level by creating a peanut butter version...with better crackers might i add. now what if you don't like that shit and you want to stick to the old school cheese ones? then thats what you do...BUT I WANT THE DOPE CRACKERS!!!!!!!1111111
BUT I WANT THE DOPE CRACKERS!!!!!!!1111111
BUT I WANT THE DOPE CRACKERS!!!!!!!1111111
BUT I WANT THE DOPE CRACKERS!!!!!!!1111111
BUT I WANT THE DOPE CRACKERS!!!!!!!1111111
BUT I WANT THE DOPE CRACKERS!!!!!!!1111111
BUT I WANT THE DOPE CRACKERS!!!!!!!1111111
BUT I WANT THE DOPE CRACKERS!!!!!!!1111111
BUT I WANT THE DOPE CRACKERS!!!!!!!1111111
BUT I WANT THE DOPE CRACKERS!!!!!!!1111111
BUT I WANT THE DOPE CRACKERS!!!!!!!1111111
BUT I WANT THE DOPE CRACKERS!!!!!!!1111111
BUT I WANT THE DOPE CRACKERS!!!!!!!1111111
BUT I WANT THE DOPE CRACKERS!!!!!!!1111111
mah mah mha skaflnmnsaands;nfds?!!!!11one
and i don't want peanut butter.

BREATHMINTS!

I'm so broke they call me Mr. Roper

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sorry. that was incredibly gay and half-assed like a ass halfer.


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I JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT I COPPED THE WYCLEF ALBUM AND IT IS FUCKING INCREDIBLE FOLKS LET ME TELL YOU. WITH THE VAGINOUS EFFORT FROM MY SUPPORT AND STAFF CREW, I WOULDN'T BE SAYING SUCH REMARKS OF THIS MERIT IN A POSITIVE CONNOTATION OF PROCLAIMATION. I LOVE THAT REGGAE INFLUENCE HE HAS, IT'S SO "JAMAICAN" WOW. IM REALLY STARTED TO FEEL A PART OF THIS WHOLE ISLAND SHHHHHTUFF. IT'S REALLY MIRACULOUS, SPECTACULOUS, AND IF YOU WANT SOME CHEESE, JUST ASK FOR US.

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WHAT ARE YOU SAYIN MAAAN? YOU KNOW YOU GOTTA PLAY TRACK 10 CAUSE NOBODY LIKES THAT SHIT.

and still going like that whore of a slut houston who got banged by 500 guys.

Jeez Y? cause it was time.

you're mother is a whorish individual. i believe that there are certain pertainisitiesitieses in which you should allow your own familia to par-take in my funparty today for only 19.99. you son of a bitch cake is for fat kids who loaf or two would be fine, no butter please come again.


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Don't even half step cause you aint a half stepper and i shake people up like a shaker of pepper ese. That's right vato, say that shit like you live off of alvarado and accross from figueroa and 21rst street holmes. Your not fucking with the westside, your fucking with the wrongside ese, and when you fuck with something that is on the wrongside holmes, you pay the price.

Jeez Y? for the love of money and churros.

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"I deal with audio my graffiti looks like shit, I dress how I dress & can't really dance a lick"

"I'm sick of bitches shakin' asses
I'm sick of talkin' about blunts
Sick of Versace glasses
Sick of slang
Sick of half-ass awards shows
Sick of name brand clothes
Sick of R&B bitches over bullshit tracks"

"Seeing is beliving, so see and believe
And let the groove of the new proceed
A whole bunch of love, peace signs, and fun
So let's do what's got to be done, you know?"

Its a good thing you caught yourself by your testiballs and did that shit holmes. Keep on strumming, and don't forget that one like yourself has the power.

Jeez Y? cause its all about support and airports and seaports.

it's been a long time (about a month silly) so i fingered, figured that watching my figure was a fantestical way to find out about OOOOOOOHHHHHH WHAT AM I SAYING!!!!!!???!?!?!?!? I LOOOOOOOOOVE GOOOOOOOLD!!!!!!!11111ONEONE YOU'RE FAT!!!!!!1111 BREATHMINTS!!!!!!!!1111 ROY!!!!! ROOOOOOOOOY!!!!!1111ONE AND SO ON and so forth. wow, that feels much better. goodbye nucka!




"sometimes i like to be held. sometimes i like to be stroked. and sometime is just hell(d)." -Common Kweli

"eh holmes, why you come in my barrio dressed like that? don't you know I got that same shirt holmes?? thats messed up ese, now we're gonna look like fucking twins, thats gay holmes."

"Sometimes I like to sit by a fire that is by an ocean that is by/close to a friend's house/apartment that is by a health food store that is by a liquor store that is by my gym that is by a good ice cream shoppe that is by my house" -Kweli



i'd like all the playas to know that roscoe is the shit. even when he's sleepin on the bed. If you don't know who i'm talking about...go suck a lemon. thank you for your time. goodbye

back again you fuck. better get an egg mcmuffin with that chake. get some of that feeling in you thats says royses maloneses. you like bolagnases? then get some frijoles fjdksla;jdksla; im too shatify E eyed right now. stopping is must. foodbye.



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never in my vildest dreems wood eye ever think about playing illadelph before i'd play dywm, and i'd never play dywm before tfa, but phrenology? que hora es. we got knew shit that should be better than it thats come out today. holy shit mang. i couldn't have spread it butter.


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sleeping okay?

i feel the end is near

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puttin it down like it burned my hand.

but you must not ever doubt the power, cause if you doubt the power, then you will never be able to take a shower again. And i mean AGAIN.

Jeez Y? cause its back to back shitzer in 5


4



3





2

i love it, its so scrumptous and amazing like cream of wheat or shrooms of doom, or sexual inhabitance of shavatance, or lucious lips and ferociouos hips and my johnson von cockendoogle.

Jeez Y? OooOOoOoooooOOOO Freedom!!!!!

IT'S ALIIIIIIIVE!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111

HIGH FIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111

THIS IS fantastical bodastical,
did someone touch my testical?




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puttin it down like it burned my hand.

a load off of my testiballs. Thank you Hayzues.


Jeez Y? cause your mother is a whore.

i don't like candy like i love cabbage i still have the need to have a least one popcYcle a day. this means that i must take drastic measures to ensure myself a successful forthcoming with my conglomerative state of mind that says "ROY! ROY ROY ROY!" and then i fall asleep wearing a t-shirt for a pair of pants. i know you saw me. i know. i no. eye no.


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dude, don't even tell them, just say that it was ok and then shut the fuck up and keep talking.


Don't fuck with a rebel.

Those cos moments grab my sac and lick the chode every time.

The Jeezmanit Y? cause i run like a bandit.

damn

N/M

youkn ow whyd befcuase i said so.

And how can you not include Organix...mutha fudgin punk.

Someone put this shit to rest...archive this shit peoplez!

Don't talk shit against a post that's been here longer than your punkass bitchass trickass lickanass dickenass eatsomeass bitchass bitchasster assmanster. Secondly, if you do talk shit, grab your balls while typing your message and talk shit like someone really hurt your feelings biatatattatatatatatatatatach. Go get em tiger mcdreyfuss.

Jeez Y? cause i spit fire like a shabbat candle biatch.

*bows down* you got me beat dawg, I wont be sarcastic to the post(er) that made this, lol.

But still, Organix is the shit...some cats may not see it, but I see it as classic as Do You Want More. Thus, it tears me up to not see it on the list. And it tears me up to see such a henious act...who could ever try to pit all these damn good albums against each other. WHY?!

>*bows down* you beat me dawg, I dont want to be narcasistic to >the roast(er) that made this, lolly pop!
>
>Butt still, Organix is the shit...some felions may not see it,
>but I see it. as classic as Do You Quant More. Thus, it tears
>me up vaginally not see tit on the list. And it tears me up to see
>such a genious act...who could ever fry an armpit all these
>damn good TOASTY against each other. WHY?!


whoa, easy now. it's not like i like i like i like everyone to know that right about now is the time where i gently, WAIT....WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY?!?!?!?????!!!!!!!!!/1/1/1///11

this is too much. i ask you to medicate yourself heavily for ten days and then check back with me later. thank you.


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sleeping okay?

if your gonna try to make me sound like some retarded pussy, at least make it seem funny. I think if anything you need to put on you 3rd grade dunce cap and go sit in a corner for a while and think your retarded act over again.

Just accept the fact that you were a victim of a classic calzone move and now all you can do is squeal like a piglet. Piglet.

Jeez Y? cause Blackknight is more like SackChite chitey chite chite.

but yea, im not gonna waste anymore posts in this topic cause this was a ok topic, im done, you win.

moving on now...

I love you cutie patooUty!

Jeez Y? cause your so muscular with extra mustard!

certain things are uncertain to be completely of certainty. but one thing i know is that i love hummus more than anything with the exception of your ex girlfriend. when z'dude says hump i say "beef? nucka please...just extra cheese"


"sometimes i like to be held. sometimes i like to be stroked. and sometime is just hell(d)." -Common Kweli

"eh holmes, why you come in my barrio dressed like that? don't you know I got that same shirt holmes?? thats messed up ese, now we're gonna look like fucking twins, thats gay holmes."

"Sometimes I like to sit by a fire that is by an ocean that is by/close to a friend's house/apartment that is by a health food store that is by a liquor store that is by my gym that is by a good ice cream shoppe that is by my house" -Kweli



i'd like all the playas to know that roscoe is the shit. even when he's sleepin on the bed. If you don't know who i'm talking about...go suck a lemon. thank you for your time. goodbye

and that's why i'm gonna always hold it down on this post like spreading jelly on toast and shut the fuck up on sos and girls on cos and exgirlfriends on spoogenhaffoast, and gangsta bitches on tyroast, and retarded pitbulls on roscoast, and my dick on nick soloashed, and cornrows on shankstoast and keep the dopeness on thisonesforyourmotheroast.

Jeez Y? cause i'm a rhyme master dogg.

Alot of people like to listen to music.

And a lot of people listen to Death Hyphy.

Hilgard4lifes.

Jeez Y? cause if justin bailey can do it, then justin warfield can too.

I'm talking about The Descent, i'm talking about fucking frosting, my man, MY MAN! cause if it can be done, it can be done twice differently.

fantasy football ain't got shit on basketball. i love vince carter and repeating myself. i love vince carter and ma$e is the best rapper ever, don't get offended cause i have style. i blast play school hip hop in my hybrid and yell at bitches. you wish you were the cosinator don't you don't you don't you don't you


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www.porno.com

FOR YOURS FOR YOURS FOR YOURS FOUR YORS


Don't fuck with a rebel.

What? fantasy is coming to theatrical theatre near YU. As in, that dope ass asian rapper throwin out lyrics like twix wrappers, and i dont mean rappers, rapper.

Jeez Y? Cause thats whats its abouts nuts

at any point in time i could vomit on my keyboard, not in that it's my 21st birthday and i got real trasheded off of various liquors sense. but more in the sense that my throat had the inside of a blender jammed down it and my head needs to pressurize before it explodes with mucas and baterial infections of nastified sespools of septic bile.

if you find this to not disgusting, then i'd like to say THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU


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how on earth is this thread getting so big?

don't act like you know what i'm talking about just cause you love the feeling you get when you drop two alka-seltzers in your water and then proceed to feed it to little birds just for the sake of watching their heads do things you really know shouldn't be taking place. why don't you let that sit there for a second as you contemplate the thought "ajfkdlas dsjafklas sdkafl;"


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puttin it down like it burned my hand.

I'm back on, only now it seems like a weekly basis, but none the less, this thread is big. Like my payayayeenus. Nice.

Jeez Y? cause turtles are too slow to catch miiiiine.

Illadelph Halflife.

>Illadelph Halflife.

yeah. definitely brodius...i totally fUckin agree, theres nothing like some over easy eggs rated R on your plate ready for you to eat like "iyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyi!!!!!111one" time ten. man if it weren't for pepper i wouldn't eat half of the shite i actually put in my mouth cause im requesting that someone sign my yiddies right now, i'm mean RIGHT NOW!!!!111111111oneonetwo.

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that shit travels holmes. All around the pool like an invisible eel ese. I swear vato, a nice squeezer can be a not so nice teazer, and when the teazer isn't nice, then i have to gat you homeboy. But for reals, i may not cut you ese, but my shank will cut you ese.

Jeez Y? cause angel is in the house for a quick guest appearence.

i raise up on this flip, and scribble dribble shanazzle on this bitch. I give it to em gooooooood, GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDD, and when i'm done i stick it in deep, and smack these hoes with my feet jigga what???

Jeez Y? cause i got the juice.

"dope fiends cant even hang with me on the monkey bars, cause my cars are like hovercrafts, i fly when i dip into the sky like Bill Cosby dips into a jello pudding snack, attack jack mack daddy mack" - Q-tip

actually i don't.

id like to take this time for me to allow myself to be honored to invite and begin in what i will start to say first off as my begining statement where the orgin of this converstation shall now prosper and grow. that is all.

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do i really even need to after all that shit? i mean GGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!! all over that pAAAAAlace!



Don't fuck with a rebel.

Oct. 25th the original post date!

no, you haven't been paying attention...............

TUMI.

weak, but it saves.

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sdjakfl!!!!!1111111111111111111111111111111111

one! yay1


Don't fuck with a rebel.

That song 2 turntables and a microphone feckin rocks my feckin brains right out of my feckin head man. 11 months and still growing from a youth man into a manity of a man. Peace, that's all me.

Jeez Y? cause my 5 iced out cars got more grill than Mick Jagger and a barbeque combined. SNLAP!!

what is life? life itself, when im hungry i try to avoid red meat at all costs due to the increasingly large risk of various diseases and when you really give it some thoughtful thought you'll see that perverbial eggshells are much more delightful. plus it carries a great amount of protein which is essential when building large quantities of body mass.

vs.

MY NAME IS SPOOOOOOOOOGE MY NAME IS SPOOOOOOOOOGE MY NAME IS SPOOOOOOOOOGE MY NAME IS SPOOOOOOOOOGE MY NAME IS SPOOOOOOOOOGE MY NAME IS SPOOOOOOOOOGE MY NAME IS SPOOOOOOOOOGE MY

NAME

IS


SPPPPPPPPPPPPPPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGE(enhaffuer)


"sometimes i like to be held. sometimes i like to be stroked. and sometime is just hell(d)." -Common Kweli

"eh holmes, why you come in my barrio dressed like that? don't you know I got that same shirt holmes?? thats messed up ese, now we're gonna look like fucking twins, thats gay holmes."

"Sometimes I like to sit by a fire that is by an ocean that is by/close to a friend's house/apartment that is by a health food store that is by a liquor store that is by my gym that is by a good ice cream shoppe that is by my house" -Kweli



i'd like all the playas to know that roscoe is the shit. even when he's sleepin on the bed. If you don't know who i'm talking about...go suck a lemon. thank you for your time. goodbye

"Is Spoogenhaffuer German for cum?"

Don't you ever say that shit holmeslice, EVERT!!!!!!!

The Jeezman Y? cause i got mad homeboys that can jump anyone walking the streets alone, yeeeeeaaaaaaaaa buster douglass.

clap your hands everybody, and everybody slap your hands.

fyuck yui is the greatest dice thrower in the world, can beat any crack fiend in the world no matter what climate. and this ones for your mom

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Writer's Block

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i can't....i really can't. my mind is blank and all i can think of is naked puppies jumping over white picket fences barking at high pitched levels.

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recognize a true fUcker when you drink pucker(s).


Don't fuck with a rebel.

or George Lopez for best chest hair. You think?

Jeez Y? cause i'm still tryin when i can bUddy.

Holmes. Now that i work in a farmacia thats not in the barrio ese, i can get hooked up holmes with real shit meng. I mean real ass things, like Dimatap for the super weak, or even some Tylonal AMPM back to AM and maybe even during my lunch break vato. It's all the sames ese. For reals.

Jeez Y?

"Things Fall Apart" was the Roots at the top of their game. That album was damn near flawless. To many hot tracks to mention "Dynamite!", "Double Trouble", "Act Too (Love of My Life)" & "Don't See Us" are a few of my favorites. I haven't been feelin' The Roots lately though. The past two albums ("Phrenology" & "The Tipping Point") just don't hit me like the previous four ("Organix", "Do You Want More??!?!?", "Illadelph/ Halflife" & "Things Fall Apart"). I still bought them off GP though. They're still one of my favorite groups.

I was on Power 106 like, yeeea lil' homey, i'm gonna freestyle up in this shitbambizquick, and was all, Yo, Yo, ok, yea, check it, yo, i'm feelin it in my testicles, yo yo, one two back to the one, i'll stick in your butthole like my dick was your thumb, i got greeeeeeens, plus I make yo' mama sing, i hit the mothawhothewhat's chunky like cookie dough ice cream. TRES!! i'm out.

Jeez Y? cause rappin 4 tay aint rappin 4 may (me).

Phernology 23 votes, 9%

but this post aint even about that no mo.



"yo a-ba-ba" - Tha Process 2000

do you want more?!!!??! is probably my favorite. Illadelph Halflife is probably better than DYWM, but i don't like it as much, but if i were to say the best, it would probably be TFA or Phrenology.

definitely phrenology

Congraulatoryations...second time around was all it took, this shit is like a horrible car accident when you know you shouldn't look but find yourself unable to turn away.



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we did it. And this shit definitely ain't stoppin, but definitely stompin. Peace-

Jeez Y? cause we officially gangstafied okayplayer lifestyle

Don't you ever steal my sunday newspapers on monday nights, cause i'm know to rock, and i'm definitely known to roll dogg. Peace, i'm out like dookie out of a butthole.

Jeez Y? Cause i always get the bitches, and I also definitely get all of the bitches.

SHIT IS OLDER THEN ME

**edit** i posted one this same thread nov-30, damn near almost a year ago, holy shit, is this a okp record?

You're totally killing the vibe here. If you want to bring negative vibes, then go to the negative vibe store and have a field day. And if you don't like that idea, well, too bad, cause i like that idea, and i'm the man with the most while your just some green eggs and french toast homey, straight up.

Jeez Y? cause dedication ese, i get down.

I'm going to be going to NYU and i'll be dating your daughter. Just thought you should know. Where the girls broham?

Jeez Y? cause its all about the women that want a weiner in their ice.

dont be wack dont be wack dont be wack dont be wack dont be wack dont be wack dont be wack dont be wack dont be wack dont be wack dont be wack dont be wack dont be wack dont be wack dont be wack dont be wack dont be wack dont be wack dont be wack dont be wack dont be wack dont be wack dont be wack dont be wack dont be wack dont be wack dont be wack dont be wack dont be wack dont be wack dont be wack dont be wack dont be wack dont be wack dont be wack dont be wack dont be wack dont be wack dont be wack dont be wack dont be wack dont be wack dont be wack dont be wack dont be wack dont be wack dont be wack dont be wack dont be wack dont be wack dont be wack dont be wack dont be wack dont be wack dont be wack dont be wack dont be wack dont be wack dont be wack dont be wack dont be wack dont be wack dont be wack dont be wack dont be wack dont be wack dont be wack dont be wack dont be wack dont be wack dont be wack dont be wack dont be wack dont be wack dont be wack dont be wack dont be wack.

Jeez Y? cause i got a left one that hangs lower than the right.

clap your hands everybody and everybody claps your hands
cause i like this and i love that
but it don't compare to a crack attack(1)
an overdose, if you will
i snort that shit, don't take a pill
in the winter time don't sell lemonade
people'll just laugh & you won't get paid
my favorite haircut is a sweetassfade
did yo momma just join the gay parade?
if your answer is yes to both
then you might enjoy some coke and toast
oh wait, there was only one question
but there was one thing that i forgot to mention
don't forget to come to tony toni tone's pizza
cause their shit is raw(2)

(1)originally called a "shaq attack"
(2)did not rhyme.
(3)there is no 3.
(4)i have to shit real bad, so this is done.


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shake, twist, and do the hoffer,
snap the fingers hook the hand
blow the kisses and just say yaaah,
do the hoffer,
spin, twist, shake do the hoffer,
dr. hook is coming out,
out from the jungles deep
peep the sceene on the floor
but don't let out your sheit.
If you want to be down with the hoffer
then you got to move your hips
cluck your neck like a chicken and make sure to rub your nips.
Shake, snap, twist do the hoffer,
hook, thrust hold, do the hoffer.

Do the Hoffer.

Jeez Y? cause it will get you any chick plus 5 trigga.

<-- Slicka than ya average.

Sig message:
You need to suck a dick.

.

I kick the dope first like and envelope filter
Pop the jammy in the sack before the sack gets bigger
Matter of fact the jack just got shot
out the basement with the high top socks
flip flops and thongs busting out the belt
i got the flows with the ocean out your pattymelt
check my style, it makes mothafuckas just sing(le)
spread a little sugar with that fresh jive ting(le)
Eat a lot of water, drink a lot fruit,
Sippin on the blunt stick, smokin on a brew.
mreeeeee i'm out.

Jeez Y? Cause you can DDT these mothafuckin nothing son.

it dont stop bro, it just don't stop holmeburger.

Jeez Y? cause i'm just setting the record straight outta cardiff

cups when i drink.


The Jeezman comin' all the way from the other side.

bars off of xylophones when i don't attend my weekly anger management classes that usually curb any sort of abnormal temper tantrums i might throw on the regular.


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Oct 2003? LOL .. how in the blue fugg ?

JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOse.

Jeez Y? cause thats how it makes me feel inside my testicles.

Jeez Y? cause i got pager but i ain't bout to pag(her).

this has got to be the oldest post still out here. it's out of date at this point. once people get their hands on the blue note album we should se t up a new poll that includes that, ttp, and organix

in everything you say.



Jeez Y? because wack juice comes in different sizes.

not exactly sure where that came form but to quote "the dude" from the big lebowski

"that's just like, your opinion man.."

peace

flashing lights and loud noises
the vehicle is in motionary mobility
i observe speeding valaciousness of the cars
on the spherical round balls with caps (tires)
we take it
we mold it
wash
rinse
repeat
and then dry & fold

take it from me. the sp2oge3.



"sometimes i like to be held. sometimes i like to be stroked. and sometime is just hell(d)." -Common Kweli

"eh holmes, why you come in my barrio dressed like that? don't you know I got that same shirt holmes?? thats messed up ese, now we're gonna look like fucking twins, thats gay holmes."

"Sometimes I like to sit by a fire that is by an ocean that is by/close to a friend's house/apartment that is by a health food store that is by a liquor store that is by my gym that is by a good ice cream shoppe that is by my house" -Kweli



i'd like all the playas to know that roscoe is the shit. even when he's sleepin on the bed. If you don't know who i'm talking about...go suck a lemon. thank you for your time. goodbye

because this post is older than you and your midget mama in a civic honda spitting vomit from a shitting hobit.

Jeez Y?

how i support the roots.



Jeez Y? cause I'm still all up in yo grill

To my man Tyrone Calzone, Teflonian the Shankstonian, Cos the Ace, Spoogendugenpukenhaffuer, thisonesforyourmom, fuck Marwan, and peace to the gods who made this happen.

Jeez Y? cause it's gonna be Live, Two Thousand and Five, Hot Karl MC.

And this poll is still in the top 5 greatest things that have been added to Okayplayer.com and Teflon's mother still makes the greatest belgian waffles and catfish toasted on a grill iron peace.

Jeez Y? cause i wonder why my pic just won't show up.

2 eggs, sunnyside up, bacon, home fries, and a toasted bagel and cream cheese please, on your knees, buttnekkid please. just to let you know, the female counterpart to doogen is a vampire loving bag lady who needs exercise badly.


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Fuckin gross, but typical.

Jeez Y? cause i ram it in and dig it out.

Can you say Spoogen Von Dreyfuss? Please list your responses in alphabetical order.

Jeez Y? cause the Von (somethings) are going to start a revolution one day.

Is defintely not related to Spoogenhaffuer Von Dreyfuss.

Jeez Y? maybe through marriage.

starting the hype machine early.

Yo,
And I put it on wax
Chocolate milk and some honey graham smacks
Got the Red Rooster all over the tracks
Mott the Hoople greatest band from way back
Smack the wack kids, high five the fat kids,
Blast the magic hat all up on the tracklist
Know what you know and fuck what ya heard(er)
Bacon, egg, cheese, no mayo or relish on my fatburger.

Jeez Y? cause my shit holds it down in all bathrooms

Organix. Now that was the best one around.

I thought that was just a long freestlye session where everyone was downing bottles of Hennessey and smoking Backwoods and it was recorded in an underground lair with topless women in old school underwear just kickin it on bean bags. No doubt son.

Jeez Y? cause letting it loose aint shit till you let it loose.

to watch my back because theres a lot of tookoolitis going around up on the okayplayer boards.

Jeez Y? cause i cant stop wont stop cant stop get it get it cant stop wont stop never stop fuckin around.

1 year and 3 months of this post maintaining gangsta status.

Jeez Y? cause its classic

sometimes im soft like a marshmellow and sometimes im rough like coughpillow that can grind through steel and copper plate.

A SHOGUN MASTER 2000



"sometimes i like to be held. sometimes i like to be stroked. and sometime is just hell(d)." -Common Kweli

"eh holmes, why you come in my barrio dressed like that? don't you know I got that same shirt holmes?? thats messed up ese, now we're gonna look like fucking twins, thats gay holmes."

"Sometimes I like to sit by a fire that is by an ocean that is by/close to a friend's house/apartment that is by a health food store that is by a liquor store that is by my gym that is by a good ice cream shoppe that is by my house" -Kweli



i'd like all the playas to know that roscoe is the shit. even when he's sleepin on the bed. If you don't know who i'm talking about...go suck a lemon. thank you for your time. goodbye

Super Lover Cee and Casanova Rud, that shit is bumpin out the system like i'm stabbin up the tracks like my name was OJ sYImpson.

Jeez Y? Cause thats some hi-top fade ish.

I was in the middle of disecting rats in the conservatory and since my boss was gone, I started to bump Things Fall Apart, cause that shit definitely bumps. Then Dr. Yohaanson came in and demanded that I turn off the devil music and he claimed that it gave him nightmares of pelicans chasing him to his death while skipping in the beach sand wearing a pink skirt and matching doo rag. I told him he was completely wack and he cursed at me in Sweedish and we ended up getting in fist fight. And that's when I realized that 100% dundee is one of the greatest fight inspirational songs of all time.

Jeez Y? cause i'm know to throw a left when you're thinking right.

Worst boxing movie I've ever seen.


Jeez Y? cause i'm sharing my intimate feelings of my heartsy

would kick BOF they asses in a minute, find a good piece of farfalle, and yo he's in itl


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this is the first roots album i heard in its entireity, so imma havta say illadelph cuz its the one that got me lstening to do you want more and things fall apart

Who'd win in a fight:

Heavy D vs. The Boyz



Jeez Y? cause lets get ready to barney rubble

to my boy/man/dude/bro/sex god/admiral/manity Big Whoopster from the wiggly west who keeps the whoopin at a maximum and raises up at all times. Just whoops on em. I'm out. Peace-

The JEezmanstrofogus Y? cause i'm dope(ofogus)

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To writers block. C'mon dUggy, you know you got the skills.

Jeez Y? cause i am a real american, fight for whats right for every man, i am a real american, fight for whats right, fight for your liiiiiiiiiiiiife.

Hulk Hogan was at the roots party, the greatest.

It waz just more than a rap album it waz a well-rounded hip-hop album.

but it gives me diarrhea at around 11:00 in the morning.

Jeez Y? cause i stick with orange juice to get loose.

coffee is a laxitive. it makes you go diarrhea in minutes, and if you're the type that likes milk in it, then you are fucked two times. it's a dangerous world, but i can't be the one to hold everyone's hand all the time. unless i get paid a steady salary with benefits and all that, and im not talking about some little plan, im talking full coverage, and i want a bonus given to me when i do anything that is at "the man" type status or if someone is just acting straight up like a bitch. cause when the going gets tough, pay me.

who'd win in a fight.

Bel Biv Devoe vs. Boyz II Men....without the guy that sings bass and talks in every song.


Jeez Y? cause i'd pay more money to see that than a stripper at the Rhino when i'm smashed.

Yo, you guys gotta check out that new DJ Cut N. Paste album. I heard he did it in one week, constantly trashed off Sisco.

Jeez Y? Cause its like the malt liquor of wine.

now i know what you're thinking..."how can that old fella eat all that food, and not get sick to his stomach?" well i can really whip up a substantial meal...you see all this food, thats how i keep UUUUUHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111
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a nice drink with some bicarbonate jsdlf;ksl.

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then don says: thats fucked up man.



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Doo Doo Doo Doo Dooodly Doo Doo Doo Doodly Doodly do....oh sheit, i sheit in meiy pvants.

Jeez Y? cause i got that cheese

Happened to the poll? That shit is shistey mcfystey ese.

Jeez Y? cause we're still going to make it last

Post #300 bitchez....oooh wow!

time to start part 2 (and add TTP)

Its a lifestyle now holmes. Now you can be apart of the community, and you dont even have to go through puberty, i love what animal crackers do to me, fuck bitches in class like my name was schooly d, and i didnt even need someone to tutor me, your rhymes smell like doo doo cheese, B.B. Kings in Hollywood is Full of Sheeeit, okayplayer aint what it used to be. Peace-

Jeez Y? cause the revolution will rise

Why is there constantly an X on my profile pic. DON'T FIGHT THE MILLI!!! YOU CAN'T RUN FROM VANILLI!!!!! YOU CAN'T HIDE FROM YOURSELF, HEYZEUS!!!

Jeez Y? Cause i got skills, and they're multiplyin'

yo fuck ya moms, i smoke crack
im bleedin out my face so ya'll step back
i drink beers that make cos look fat
sdjakfa;jdfksad;at
jsadklf;asklsd;at
sdjak;lfsadjkat
skafjsak;a;at
asjkd;fdsat

why you ask. cause i just ain't go it today.

I beat it down like salmon
eat samiches without Ham(on)
Spittin dope rhymes mothasuckas can't fathom
put dirt in your coleslaw and say it never happened
Crack a lat dapper booty snap slip traction
slap an ass with the motion tap it with some back action
flash fooley ooley so deep like a magnom
have the whole crowd like daaaaaaaaammmmmmmmnnnnnn(on)

Jeez Y? cause its so free

Ay yo shock, blast it.

Keepin it alive like crab cakes before they were cakes.


Jeez Y? cause i'm known to put a little brandy in the fruit punch

Let the blood reign, passion will slaughter the flesh of sweet necter, and the wounds will prevail down to the bones just to see how real it is. When the wolves cry out and the winds yell for justice, that is when you'll know we won the fight.

Jeez Y? cause it aint a science project

April 12th, gonna be the shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.

way to help out bUddy.

Jeez Y? cause i'll snatch your girl if you aint fuckin her right.

I think of whatever happened to Spoogenhaffuer Von Dreyfuss. Pirates must have got him. Kidnapped him and his Inglehoffer, made him down rum and crabs, then throw it up and do the hofferhouse dance mix. I just hope he didn't have to walk the plank because i really miss the Von Dreyfussness adding some sensitivity to this post.

Jeez Y? cause its about to die.

I will continue to fulfill the prophecy. As a charter member, it is not what I want to do, but it is my birth right, what i'm meant to do, what my relationship (both sexually and emotionally) with okayplayer is about. From the Horsemen of Maspeth to the Comrades of Rauschland, the prophecy will be fulfilled.

Jeez Y? cause this post is a historical land site.

just keep this in mind, the haffuer is alive right now, on this very earth somewhere, spoogin it up as we speak. this very second, he is somewhere most likey being spooge, and haffuering the shit outta someone. he probably did the spooge dance a few hours ago, and everyone was alive for it, though only few witnessed... it went down, and it went down hard. in the words of es pee two oh gee E three, "fuck yeah! FUCK! YEAH! (man )"

it'll slip my mind, but then i return with fists of curry. and not that americanized bullshit, im talking nose running hickup-a-dick-up potent ass 'do you smell that shit?' when it's like 2 miles away and shit, curry.

Rocks the Calzone.

Jeez Y? cause you know wassup.

P.S. what if you went down on a girl and it really tasted like rotisserie chicken? For real, i know people joke about it, but i'd be kind of disturbed and rock out like the band disturbed that rocks out.

Yeice I Deeid.


Jeez Y? cause if you excrete gas into water such as a pool, shower, and perhaps a bathtub, the stink is phenomenal.

eats only liver, beats, and baked chicken skin. Shits official.

I rock mics that shock mice
And eat mc's up like 1,2, thrice.

Jeez Y? cause that ill flow is the shit yo.

To see how okayplayer has changed throughout the past years. I love cheeseburgers.

Jeez Y? cause people's existence is nothing more than existence of people.

what?

nothing

what is this post?

why are people talking soooo much?

>nothing
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>what is this post?
>
>why are people talking soooo much?


well...

as humans have evolved over the years, one thing has certainly taken an exponential increase since the more primative days of our existence. language among other many other qualities are things many fuckasses take for granted everyday. since i was a youngin, before the days of thuggin, speech was still something far more complex and even more so today as we head into a new generation of organism growthageinationaty. next time you decide to click on something, don't ask yourself "why are people talking soooo much?" yet ask "why am i reading this?" then you'll perhaps realize why this exists in the first place the answer could possibly because unsuspecting individuals such as yourself. thank you, stayed tuned next for how to clear up a diahrreal infection in less than 5 years!



NOTE: next time it's gonna make so much sense


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that pretty much clears that up

thanks

Jesus in the morning, Jesus in the evening, Jesus at suppertime!!
If you got to have your jesus, you can have jesus anytime!!

Jeez Y? Cause i'm greta. I mean great.

Where trees are made of lettuce, grass is made of coleslaw, streets consumed of turkey and roast beef, stop signs are tomatoes, houses made of kosher pickles and rye bread with corned beef windows, and ice skating rinks made of honey glazed ham. I'm talking about a place so free, so pure, so delicious. Sandwichland, where everybody gets a bite.

Jeez Y? cause thats my euphoria.

I think its opposite...I think that everyone is insane and the only sane people know that everyone is insane. Fuckers.

Jeez Y? cause I can't believe this shit sometimes.

He lives in the ancient sea land Thaticus Island, the only place in 2005 which still has living Dinosaurs roaming the earth. At this island, S.M. Sau Sag and his tribe Lurangi feast off the dinosaurs for survival. Don't be fooled, there are not T-Rex's and shit, but the sabertooth lizard, mini taradactiles, and the hunchbacked stegasauras are among the last of the dinosaur species. It's some crazy shit, but real.

The Roots should do a song with Dee Snider.

Jeez Y? cause i just try to educate.

1 year and 7 months.


Jeez Y? cause its a classic combination

yo, i don't understand this post

You don't have to understand everything in the world, but just know that when you fart in water, the stench is 8.759982 times stronger than what you can do on land.

Jeez Y? cause i'm kickin knowledge like "ooooo damn, he's kickin some knowledge"

like a cracked bone from a fracture
i rip it like the ripper did rippin up the bastard
Master the art of earthquake disasters
last of the moheekans slapped with a hacksaw
Back raw digga pull the trigga like an asshole
make sure you blast first, next, and after
cause i got the precision of a pro-base batter
Smashing up the beat and smacking up the sample
eat the vein from your neckbrain and finish like a chapter.

Jeez Y? cause i need some hot stuff baby you feel me, i need some hot stuff baby toniiiiiyte.

Since the post of this post was deleted from the post, Which is the Best AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNDDD? and nothings gonna ever bring you down.


Jeez Y? cause we got poindexter on the violin.

it's the twilight zone post

Not Sausage, Sausag. Secret code name from the banks of the West Xaliliquous past lake Freedom and down into the forest of Yalgerenyager. Help!! cried philonius, "the beasts are after my bucket of yogurt!" The sound waves glisten through the air to a nothingness. Philonius runs, jumping through caves and hanging from lobsters tied to the brim for food. What to do now...a young boy, lost in the madness of the beast. Sausag, killer of beasts, savior of the rooted jungles of madness, is on his way.

Jeez Y? cause thats the truth outside the truth.

HA! you're attracted.

Jeez Y? cause jeremiah sleeps in the winter, but you my friend will never awake.

Chill, your flaming in the epic post!

can one dare attempt to enforce rules on the people who made them up in the first place?

it just don't make sense. DONUT!

you fuck ya moms, i smoke crack
im bleedin out my face, so ya'll step back
i smoke joints making calista flockhart look fat
that was cheap and that was cold
like that lite beer commercial says
( )

oh wait, the nba finals are on ill do this a little later.

this is my world my little bubushka. You can pleasantly come in and enjoy your bodily functions or you can step out and let it go past your head like most. But never in your life of okayplayerness disrespect the creators that gave you life. Like dropping a dookie and not washing your hands, it just aint right. Love you!

Jeez Y? cause people put their right foot in, then they put their right foot out, then they put their right foot in, but forget to shake it all about.

yo doggy, i was coolin on the street when this dude came up to me and was like, "yo, whats up with your boy Co$ the Ace? the brotha swears he's nice" i said 'yo!! he don't swear he's nice, he knooows he's nice.' so why don't Co? step up on the stage and show em what time it is...

brought to you by:

ROYS R US

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EEEEEENOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH!!!!!!!!!1111

Meircus forgot his password and can't be with us today, but we will have a moment of silence in memory of his shhhhtuff.


































wow, that was almost as great as getting picked up from my own house after spending 15 minutes putting on my left shoe. fantastic! alright! yeah! fuck yeah!

so im out on my own. i got divorced, i don't know if you heard the news today, but my bestest friend can no longer stand to sleep with me in my sleeping quarters and has opted out of his contract.


join me next time when i will be vomiting up the views and opinions of the current book i am reading only change my views with the next piece of literature i get my hands on. lates bro!

Haffstra



"sometimes i like to be held. sometimes i like to be stroked. and sometime is just hell(d)." -Common Kweli

"eh holmes, why you come in my barrio dressed like that? don't you know I got that same shirt holmes?? thats messed up ese, now we're gonna look

Wassup ESPOOOGIO with extra parmegan cheese on the oogio. Right now I just want to smack a fat stripper's ass. (WHAAAAAAAAAT?????) I know I know, but a skinny stripper would be way to generic. Peace, Love and Happinestle tollbooth cUUkies. Do Ray Mi Fa So La Ti BlOAAOOW in yo mothafuckin face with a gat tooth gat. Mos Def, holla at your boy, because you have my heart, or shall i say Half My Heart (Track Nine in Virgin Records).

Jeez Y? Cause East LA ese's will rip your braces off and put them back on reverse styles holmes with styles holmes.

and crunk music is still a disease that is fuelminating the flesh of the universe eating away at the gumballs of nature like a parasite feasting on liver belly's and octopus magnum brains. I have a better time peacefully listening to the melodies of stink coming out of my colon.

Jeez Y? cause the cold spots in the bed are the shiiiiiiiiiit.

if i was crazy like mike tyson's baby. but the truth is that im loose like bowels. ok ok ok, hold up. what am i doing with my life? this is wrong, i need to re-evaluate ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY sorry, that was completely uncalled for.

thats like going into the barrios of the jungles deep, for reals, getting tatoos on your neck ese, of checkers boards and shit vato, with the sad face and then....the mad face holmes.

Jeez Y? cause i get mazel toved like whoa

i said what up to the afro chicks and they gave me a silly look like "oh no, he wants to rob us and then have sex with us against our will, quick! grab the biggest purse and start swinging that shit so hard it would knock the shit outta someone to a degree in which jaw damage is very possible (and im talking about jaw wires and shit, the kinda shit you gotta wear for like a month and shit)" so i took gladys by the jugular and threw her at 15mph into her walker. that showed that old geriatric abusing whore of woman who the fuck i am when im coming around the corner. oh they better never forget that i don't want nuts in my cUkies. ever.






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Name one pump up song to enter a ring that beats the Ultimate Warrior's theme music.


Jeez Y? cause thats the way people need to rock out.

5 movies with Ice Cube....



where he's not playing the same character.


Jeez Y? cause lets start up the movie game fellas.

Boyz n Da Hood
Barbershop
Anaconda
Higher Learning
Friday

but i fucked up, cause he plays the same character in all of them.
well, almost.

another note, im still working on my stone face.







>5 movies with Ice Cube....
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>Jeez Y? cause lets start up the movie game fellas.

Promise me, wake Don up with Eruption. And hold a broomstick like a squealing guitar with babies yelling and fuckin Cos chewing on the guitar like a vegetable a mothafuckin vegetable on the table. bells.sex bells.

Jeez Y? cause i like to play with words. Cause I like to play...for yours. for yours...............for yours.

and i mean that from the bottom of my dUggan.

ok what i really mean is that i want to run a basket of golden retriever puppies over with a steam roller. splat that shit like blaaow!!!!111


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you still aint as hard as us. Okayplayer... a place where people are not just okay, but okidogs are served with real dogs and real people. Yes, i'm talking about the anal sex dude, please use protection. Peace to the Gods, i'm out like a bellybutton, BLAAOOOW how you like me know, the rebel will not allow.

Jeez Y? cause i'll make you spin around so fast that your stomach hurts and you have to take a shit.

the fuck is a concious mc.

Jeez Y? cause truth can only reach so many.

Its time to drop the rhyme like a pipeline
Cause I'm known to unstrap bras when i say the right line
Known to tear the scrap metal if the mics on
Rock in the dark so don't turn the lights on
I like the old school undies, not the tight thong,
Fire it up when i say ignite son
make sure to hit the jugular when i bite one.
I'm done.

Jeez Y? cause its everlasting while it lasts forever last.

and have some lars vegas homey

i got paint on my hands cause i shanked my face. today marks the day that i throw out the dUggans and im gonna toss that shit out the window like a chicken bone. and when i do it, im gonna do it like IYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYI.

Ever drop a dookie that looks like a handball?

If you play the secret track of tipping point backwards on high speed it sounds just like it.

Jeez Y? cause i experiment with high powered hot wheels and a borrowed shankface.

tell if the Destiny's Child girls are independent or not. Shits like Friday after Next.

Jeez Y? cause its summertime with the Ay, O, E.

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you wanna hear about a tough life?

every mother was a whore.



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if i'll ever see Sven again in my life time. Ever. A person so sweet, so pure, so lucious. And the lovely sounds of Drum and Bass through the walls were like bedtime stories. Yes, bedtime stories, and his essence was my night light. An era in time. A legend was created. A legend lives on. The heart of man will fight. Still, the legend of Mister Sven will live forevers.

Jeez Y? cause i say FUCK young jeezy and his jocking my style ass.

dudebroness, i can't say i don't think about that too. p-i-eace to sven, daniel tschyit, you can hiccup a dick-up fucking cocksucking faggot. WHOOOOOOOOAAAAA DUUUUUDEEAAAAAAAA that was COMplEEEEtely out of line. but es funny, no?

the answer rhymes with "yes"


because i chiggity check your bags before you depart from laguardia with barber sheers. and you are aware of this MENG!@

and at the same time satisfying. Definitely an influence in the majority of music.

Jeez Y? cause mc's repent from sins gods come in again original one visionary individual original one visionary individual

I think Kross has a kid so that's why its been delayed all these years.

Jeez Y? cause its the D-A double D- Y M-A-C aint another brother bad as me.

That's I give you this...


Jeez Y? cause i'm going to NY tomorrow and its gonna be fatter than "ooooooooooooooooooooooooo thatsth a fat ayassth".

dude broness, how FUCKING DARE YOU EVER EFFFER ESE, COME into my BARRIO with that shit. am i supposed to read that and be like "oh goddamn thats deep shit" CAUSE IT AIN'T!!! sorry, cause it ain't. but i do feel like you perhaps might be (and this ain't much of a stretch) TEMPTED BY THE FRUIT OF ANOTHER? i believe that is exactly the case here at this very moment in time in which i happen to be speaking to you. listen... fuck that. do something positive, and im not talking about baking cookies for the children, im talking, making that nut bust like you were having virtual sex with tera patrick you fucking dog, you.

alllllright. just how i like, burnt on the outside, creamy on the outside!

bi!


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with worms holmes.


Jeez Y? cause shitting on a plane is awkward when there is no water in the toilet.

and i gave you all my trust


Jeez Y? cause its in your heeeeeaaaaaaad, in your heeeeaaaaeeeaaad zooombie, zooombie, zooombie eeeh eeeh eeh ooo, ooo, oooh, ooh, oooh, ooh, eeeeehhh ooooooooooo ayayayayaaaaaaay.

you fucking face. you just killed it holmes. it's going to take a good effort to get that shit out.

IT'S LIKE RAAAAEEEEEAAAAAAIN(aiiin) on your wedding day.


cause payback is MUFFFFFFFFF and i don't fuggin give a tschyit!

and I'm kickin live
Like a burger on a grill yo, my brain is fried,
take yo mama's panties down like peeling a banana,
and it was nice and pink just like the pantha,
Yea i come with it when i kick it and i flip it
just like flap jack patty wack i'm so wicked,
wickedy witch of the west cause its the westside,
i rep wide, yo mama's cut is like a wet ride,
I rock yo, never stop yo, and i'll drop yo,
known to wax that ass like toncho.

Jeez Y? cause now its 3:47 and.....

I slice MC's up like Bushido Blade.

Jeez Y? cause dogsicles are the illest.

and while people in New Orleans are praying for food and tasting the assfault of tragedy, LA fucks are standing in line complaining that they can't get in the club to listen to the new Kanye shit track bumpin out the speaker while hoes are getting fingered on the dance floor by guys with hard ons and the best line (please dont forget the button up shirt) and drinks cost a dollar too much plus tip. Better get you're make up on right because you are going to meet your future husband/wife in the club, i promise. "I hope the hurricane doesn't fuck up the VMA's in miami" and i hope i don't bust a nut in your face to give you bad eye sight..

Jeez Y? and that's exactly why this shit has been alive for 2 years.

KICK OUT THE HAMS MOTHERCOUGHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111oneone

aawww yes, there comes a time when you just gotta be like

get the fuck out my face dog
ill use mase dog
im a former bad boy
my name is mase dog
i love astronomy and i own a spacedog, spacedog? spacedog.


roy loves his cookies and don't you fucking forget that or he will personally attack you with a glass of milk in his left hand while he screams obscenities in you face broomstick style

I got a mic homeboy
You got a mice homeboy
Not lice homeboy
I said a mice homeboy
I like spice homeboy
Rollin dice homeboy
Like Obie Trice homeboy
Yo mama's nice homeboy
Fried rice homeboy
chaved ice homeboy
Can a get slice homeboy?
Whats the price homeboy?
Better recognize homeboy
Cause i'm like Zeus (pronounced zice) homeboy.

Chorus
My little homeboy
Fuckin homeboy
My homeboy
Homeboy
Hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooome boy.
Hoooooooooooooooome............... boy.
Hooooome................................. boy.
Homeboy, homeboy, home higgity homeboy.

Jeez Y? cause i give 100% of my love strictly to the streets and sidewalks.

the album is great. Did anyone hear that bullshit lil kim crap where she's trying to rap like Damian but her mouth is too full of sex juice that she just sounds like prostitute slurring her words. Shit is wack. But Damian, Damian is truley rad.

Jeez Y? cause sasafooie is hardcore.

rule music of 2005 and are killing society and all people want to do is sell records. Well, i just want to be an ice cream man. And that's that.

Jeez Y? cause i get inspired by Van Damme movies weekly rentals.

Whoopi Goldberg or Oprah Winfrey? and im talking about in bed, straight up sacalicious, no turning back, do it to her like a physics paper on a word document, no no no like polo shirts on dudes named Kippery, or dreyfusses named bryan or ryan trying to find a 'fUckin girl bro' at josie mitchells like they had a time bomb strapped to their poopenshaft.

dreds are too hard to maintain.

Jeez Y? cause it makes the world go upside flounder.

it's been a long time. but i've been sorting some things out, trying to get my shiiiiite together girl but it's all good, im still 199% spooge-a-licious for yo ass and lets not forget it's 1995. so allow me to philosophisate myself further on a progressive nation that i consider to be one of the most remarkable OHHHHHHHH HUMMUS MY FAVO(u)RITE!!!!!!

for those who don't know it's a smooth thick mixture of mashed chickpeas, tahini, oil, lemon juice, and garlic, used especially as a dip for pita

is so fucking classic.

Geico fo yo' monaaaay.

Kanye was actually dope on the VH1 hip hop honors.

Jeez Y? cause salt n' pepa were looking sexy too

i would be a very pissed off indivdual if my name was Rory. Rory?? what the fuck Rory!? did you see Rory? fuckin Rory!!!! yo Rooorrry. get my point. i'd probably shank my own face. but on some real shit, fuck Rory.

- That Rory Hating Motherfucker Named Tyrone

I want to shit fireballs while listening the Impossibles rock out, while reminiscing about Danny Ballastaqls and Large Marge sing with a fake punk voice the song called the Impossibles then the Song called Weezer then the song called Deftones then the song called Pennywise then the song called I love my girlfriends face, then the song called I shanked my girlfriends face, then the song called I pulled my weiner out in public, then the song called my girlfriend pulled her weiner out in public, then the song called I miss my girlfriends shankedface, then the song called my girlfriend tucks me in at night and when i'm not looking she shanks my face and eats my shankedface, etc. October fest this week at your house, who's house run's house, who's house, who's house? who's house.

Jeez Y? cause i know a guy who has toenails that look like a paradactiles.

Its the song you sing to your friend after he wakes up in the morning and is in the middle of his morning piss. You say it through the crack of the door. If you live with other people too, they can volunteer and sing falsetto at every "homeboy" and in the chorus. It's off the album Strictly 4 MY H.O.M.E.B.O.Y.S. which dropped earlier this year by DJ Phonebooth and Teflon Shanksta (both Brooklyn natives). You can cop it at Amoeba Records or Phat Beats in the Urban Classical section in the DJ section of the hip hop section. It's got a gang of features on it. Check it out.

Jeez Y? cause i'm ill like my name was (B)ill(Y).

especially thanks to jeezy

son.


Day One: The revolution starts
Day 716: The revolution is still alive

Jeez Y? cause i am glorious.

it will all come full circle and do not enter if you can't operate heavy machinery with a calzone state of mind. keep it bicentenial and make sure you have dUggans on chill or else ill yuke on your facial region like a reaction that one may have playing a game of drunk driver regardless of the vomit bowl being placed in my lap for cautious reasons.

When in doubt, choose Sven and all his wonderful geulfriends. Can I get some Ceasar on my salar, no crutons just protons and electrons are cool. Thanks doggy.

Peace-

P.S.

Peaces of me.

Jeez Y? cause a true artist paints with mindbullets.

For the black eyed peas. As people they must be struggling on the inside because they'll never travel in the direction of anything righteous and they stand for nothing, nothing? nothing.

Jeez Y? cause at most times I'm just a hater

no point whatsoever, and I honestly hope it doesnt get archived

*Runs away crying*

So um....

Happy Fucking Birthday to this completely pointless post...

2 years is something to be proud of for sure.

This post has been on these boards longer than I have.

Happy B-day dawg.



"ey yo a-ba-ba" - (c)cdmc - Tha Process 2000

We've trecked, laughed, cried, experimented with alcohol, regulated, farted, laughed some more, rose up, stayed alive, danced, rapped, listened to european techno, battled, shanked, shanked faces, tefloned, spoogenhaffed, kept it real, kept it hard like fake breasts, let truth reign, represented strong for Vanilli, and most of all, stayed on top like Rebok pumps. For that, Happy Birthday and I look forward to another year of the only thing in life keeping me alive and sexy. Wish for something good, i love you.

Jeez Y? cause it's not everyday that its your birthday everyday.

IM BACK FOR THE FIRST- sorry... im back for the first time. and i just wanna do something positive for all the okayplayas out there. i think some of ya'll need to sprinkle a little love juice on a bisquick and just let it be like one of them late november turkeys. i know you can dig it so get a shovel.

thats right douchey mcfuckfaces... i'm alive. happy birf. im still licking china utencils in the place to be while im educating bitches who want to sleep with me. that rhymed, read it again. thanks. i appreciate it.

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sleeping okay?

I've heard legends and stories of your journeys. For those were purely myths, but now, i see it and feel it in the flesh, yes i will address the press about my microphone messiah, am i the best siah, yes i am.

Jeez Y? cause i got your first mixtape "DJ Phonebooth's Long Distance Calling" that shit is fantastic ( and you bet i can say astic).

don't think im gonna sit on this and not speak up. cause this child is my second born and i need to say how proud i am. apple sauce to cottage cheese and back again holmes. pointless? then you missed the point. ok, player?

RIP Teflon
RIP Ace


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and flip dimes
on the block when i shit brick blocks
shaped like liquidated socks
misticated master masticated mister
flip the ulcer switch and belly gets bigger
triple threat action, with pancake batter
mix it all together and you get some shpicgagger.
Or McGyver (did i say Gyver) no i said McGyver
So therefore i'm not a liar.
I eat an apple here and an orange there
drink the juice of grape to get purple hair.
People always want to know want to no! want to know
Wannano Geranamo rhymin is to easy
Sir Jeezy, a channel that you won't get on TV
I hit em in the heart just to get the beat to play
I gotta do some homework on a motherbrotha Saturday.

Shizt.

Jeez Y? cause i'll kick you in your fucking neck face.

A Happy Challaween.

Jeez Y? cause I rep Egon to the maximum.

makes the spoogenator stand with pride. And by the way, talking about hotties, can you say Ralph Macchio, Macchio? Macchio.

Jeez Y? cause you couldn't rock with me if you were a rock.

roy chin checks fools who don't know the proper way to grab one's ballsac. and thats just the facts, now tell rory to onyx his to another location, preferably not mine.


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Porn is getting a little out of hand these days. There is really no integrity anymore....like music. I mean, anal sex with baseball bats, what the fuck is that shit. People aren't even trying anymore. You got lucas mcdreyfuss holding a camera, and then billy creampies messing with some hoodrat and thats the end of it. Where's the story, the climax, the ending, the suspense?? It's bullshit, you know what it is, it's bullshit, that's what it is. Next time you turn the heater on make sure the wood is burning, na'msayin rhymesayin. My man lil' slique is in the cut kickin it knife style. Peace-


Jeez Y? cause pharell is a backpack.

no question.

I know a little rookie is not trying to step into the abyss of the greatness in the essence of the presence manifested by the beholder that will fuck your shit up. I mean dude, have you ever even grabbed your balls on a cold winter night for warmth? Have you ever smelled the toilet paper after you've wiped 95% of the dookie? It's ok though, we're here to help you through this. Go to your nearest pawn shop, cop Teflon Shanksta's "Brooklyn Noir Soundtrack" produced by DJ Phonebooth. Listen to it backwards while eating a bowl of fruitloops. Then get "#1 roots fan" henna'd in Old English across your abdomin (preferably lower abs leading into the pelvic area). Next time you think about disrespecting a post that's old enough to fuck your parents drink a pint of DUggens and page me with 143. Kiss Kiss, muah, many hugs and squeezes. Okayplayer: my home, my love, my life, my destiny, my sexuality, and most of all, a place of peace and harmony. Your's truely,

Jeez Y? cause take a picture trick, it might make you rich.

Peace to Dgonsh, an original gangsta

Da Art of Storytellin' (Pt. 2), line 5.

Jeez Y? cause aww hell no, wassup dogg?

Black Eyed Peas are truely the worst. I'm sorry for "hating" but it's nastier than a Tiajuana strip club.

Jeez Y? cause I don't understand how chumps can be happy.

It's another monday and in all respect, i want to give a big ups appreciation to Okayplayer and a big "Where's my money you dirty little theif" to Betty Zang and Daniel Yasmin.

Jeez Y? cause it's like that, and that's the way it is.

to go back to the mighty thickness beard and stop with this clean shaven bullshit. Peace, I'm out like i just made bail.

Jeez Y? cause why flip a penny when you can flip pancakes.

why does everyone talk about chicken littles when they know they've never had one? why doesn't kfc bring back chicken littles if everyone who never had one talks about it? chicken littles why doesn't everyones bring back when kfc knows they've never had one? shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhank.


wait. don't quote me, ill be back with a better one.

I'm going to save up my shit for 2 days, go into every major record store, and shit right in the middle of the store with a ghettoblaster playing that song. I swear, songs are hypnotizing people to be ignorant. But ignorance is like a drug, it takes you away from reality and makes you feel good and cool. Sometimes i just need a cheeseburger, sometimes i dont. Almond Joy has nuts, mounds don't. They rhymed dont with don't, but the first one doesn't have an apostrophe like your mother eyebrows.

Jeez Y? cause farts are the only things that never get old and remain funny every single time.

I'm calzonic like my name was ren and stimphonic
I get gold like sonic, and drop eggs yo i'm on it
makin em, takin em, whipped em up and straight bakin em
dip drop dam with spamalama shaken em.
It's the rumble, the rumble out your seat
Yo I mumble when i speak, knock out your two front teeth
cause christmas is on the way and I got a four duece
Get the egg nog sippin with some westcoast juice
straight chillin like a big stick, i'm real sick,
I'm down with the brown sugar out the bag with my dip stick.
Cooler than hot and hotter then vivid,
Cheesepuffs for dinner cause that's why i'm livin.

Jeez Y? cause i get you studded like milk dud.

after a long awaited debut. DJ Phonebooth crushed cabezas with a swift kick to the sac. i don't know how the two are related but it managed to work that way. tu madre loves me and thats the end.

It feels good to be back home. Damon Dash is a face. Peace-

The Jeezmyster Yster? cause I mcfyster with my shyster.

all i know and understand in the world is juicy mcnasty compatible batteries. they give me the energy i need to succeed and all that greasy stuff that comes along with some fry'd turkey. get yo momma home and tell her to get on the floor because phonebooth is dialing long distance with his tri-mode text ready still photo pda cellular phone holmes.

One of the best video albums alive. ALIFE!!!!

Jeez Y? cause I say fuck lipshitz.

Roy! with you, (aaall night), Dance until the (Sunlight), I wanna ROOOOOY! with you, (all night) ROY! the night awaaaay.

Jeez Y? cause I got cheese. '05 baby ROY!

To another great year on the boards. Cheers!

Jeez Y? cause family is good.

EGGS ARE DELIIIYYIICIOUS!!!

I use chocolate for pie crust holmes. Get it right or pay the price. Peace-

Jeez Y? cause strawberry filling is what i'm filling.

I make pie crust with the Power of Jesus Crust Superstar starring Ringo Star and the cast of "Starsky and Hutch" with guest appearances from Hootchsky from 80's comedic thriller "Turner & Hootch" ladies and gentlemen Rick Moranis and the Saturday Night Live Baaand.

Thanks you, we gotta great show... Ron Divani is here!


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but eggs are still deliieeecious. Next time i hear laffy taffy i'm shitting on the first doorstep i see, no bag, no fire, plain shizer, sven style.

Jeez Y? cause cross colors is the only thing that can bring music back.

Now its time to break out my strat and start wailing. Here's to '06, Cheers!!

Jeez Y? cause on the block they call me Forever Julius.

"He rips it like a fat dude in tight jeans
Sippin on some alize with chocalate ice cream
Keepin the hair good cause he rocks nice freeze
Got the slimer on the box cause he drinks Hi-C"--Teflon original, brooklyn criminal

Jeez Y? cause i got four lines to tribute

and the movie Point Break are totally brodaximus.

Jeez Y? cause you cant spell sex machine without me.

Mister five finger lead singer noise maker number one run I'm rush now you must hush.

That scratched an itch on my brain plasma.

Jeez Y? cause i love the juice when its loose like a shoelace, the way i rhyme shines like my teeth and some toothpaste.

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in the tunnels under your apartment and you might find out. For now, just pay attention, then pay me $5 for every Thought.

Jeez Y? cause you're not bleeding when you shit, its just the beats.

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lets keep it PG.


Jeez Y? cause I got it like Ralph Macchio

welcome to Yaniel Dasmin's where we specialize in plumbing, heating and air conditioning fuckfaces for breakfast like unpasteurized milk in a steam room. just let it be cause thats how geraldo would want it, no im not talking about douchebag jones im talking about the one and only rico suave.

and the Anti Circle in the movie High Fidelity....that shit was ill son, like a cold. Very cold.

Jeez Y? cause i put a jacket on when its hot, and when's its not, shiiiit i get it wil'er than a rot.-- Teflon Shanksta full effec(t).

Veronica Vaughn, now that's one good piece of ace.

yeeeeeeeeah, raising up on bitch made punks, UNO!!!

Jeez Y? cause if you're clever than you can tell me the weather.

for 92 cents. Fuckin rad.

Jeez Y? cause i do not support the phoney.

Thank you to The Roots for making it happen.


Jeez Y? cause Annie aint got no panties.

Thank you to The Roots for making it happen.


Jeez Y? cause Annie aint got no panties.

as i pressed 'post' something went wrong.

so heeeeeere we go... (again)

yeah, it's true, im a client of Spruce U and things have been coming together like a baby's cranium at 8 months of age. and thats a good thing.

"it'll slip my mind, but then i return with fists of curry. and not that americanized bullshit, im talking nose running hickup-a-dick-up potent ass 'do you smell that shit?' when it's like 2 miles away and shit, curry."

straight from the archive and never truer.


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Writers Block, peace-


Babies makin Babies 2!!! gotta find someone to lose my virginity to again.

Jeez Y? cause Kanye West does not care about you.

constipation affects 10 out of every 5 americans everyday. don't be caught sitting on the toilet or at work with some duct tape slapped over your mouth thinking thoughts that amount to fdjsl;asfd. just do it brah, and do it well. projectile vomit is my personal favorite. don't just be a user, be a subscriber or money back, no COD's send check or money or to:

Herman Meeler
N. 5th & Driggs
Brooklyn, NY 11211

it's my job to slack. but when the tough gets going i advice your 'going' to sit back and watch closely so that you can evaluate the situtation at hand and create a plan of action far greater than one derived from a foundation of impulsive behavior. nobody shanks it like sara lee.

I don't need to buy a house.

I don't have internet connected because my computer crashed, but i installed airbags in it so my music was saved, though had a slight concusion. Speaking of concaucsions, who's down for some slimer mixed drinks. It'll give you diabetes if you're not careful on the added sugar. E-F-F-E-C-T, smooth operator operating correctly-

Jeez Y? cause i need a desk for two? two. TWO!!!!

...

say it, don't hesitate. it's ok to be scared...

at least i don't have herpesOOOHHHHHHHHhhhhh!!!!1111


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Where your mother gets sent to outer space forevers, where your hands bleed from fucking Marie Claire, where beans are shared among a group of drunks, and where the filthiest rock clashes with six packs and rusty strings. Coming to a theatre near you at the end of the month.

Jeez Y? cause i make wife beaters look big.

Where your mother gets sent to outer space forevers, where your hands bleed from fucking Marie Claire, where beans are shared among a group of drunks, and where the filthiest rock clashes with six packs and rusty strings. Coming to a theatre near you at the end of the month.

Jeez Y? cause i make wife beaters look big.

and hit enter twice. Don't play with knives, play with your finger nails.

Jeez Y? cause what i do, i dU it for you.

quit post whoring and answer the question!?

This is a place of peace. Not peas. Big difference.

Jeez Y? cause whoring is for strip clubs and amsterdam, okayplayer is forevers.

>quit post whoring and answer the question!?

quit post whoring? don't enter the center if you're gonna play rent-a-player. i will hit you.

That was harsh like Orel Hershieser.

I miss Dice Raw. PUT HIM ON GAME THEORY. CAPSLOCK ASSHOLE.

Jeez Y? cause i do not think Kanye West tells the truth.

A calzone will feed all of them.


Jeez Y? cause i've been doing this shit since you were sucking your mother's dick

who?

The haters, that's who. If i want to ssssssssssssssssshamamlamamamamamamdama, then that's what i'll do cause being an okayplayer is being free like a promo cd. So let loose, let the juices take you to that place you may be scared to go cause ego's and styles will get in the way, and surrender to the nakedness of what you think. Then my bUddy, you will see the revolution unfold standing in your underwear. P345E!!

Jeez Y? cause young Jeezy makes me embarrassed for the world we live in, that fucker, that fucking wack ass, no skill having, junk filled, not righteous, wackity wack wack facker.

I'm sorry for being a hater at times, its just that I'm human.

i shanked my face... today.
just to see if i could still shank.

THANK YOU!!

please purchase my t-shirts, cds, stickers, papers, posters & spreadable butter on your way out! thanks to everyone who could make it out tonight, but most importantly hey zeus christo because i love his scraggley styles.

Is full of suckas.

If you support it, you are a sucka too.

Jeez Y? cause nobody acts on problems, but problems act on shnobroms.

is a sucka.

Are you kidding me. Okayplayer?

Jeez Y? cause it use to be raw like a neanderthal.

The illest in the countray,
Hold the whip to the cream, vanilla fudge sunday
Keep in clean rip a spleen, and take it to the back
The past is frozen cause i keep it cool like that
Make the sure the pans are hot and keep the fud cooking
Rhymes got flavor like macaroons and chocolate pudding
The best is me, the best is this
the best is the best around as it gets
So dont fret like Jaco when i step in the house
I ride for my crew when i'm reppin it loud
Standing strong like herman with Tequila toes
1969 rocking Havens clothes
and thats reality...
Grime Man and Manity.

Jeez Y? cause i always keep it in full effect like Play

2 1/2 years exactamondo.

Jeez Y? cause dedication does not mean dead.

And i must say that after playing ball in for Australia i miss home and it's a rejuvinating feeling to come back to this post. Homeboys keep it truckin. I vote for Do You Want More cause I got that same jacket Black Thought is wearing in the booklet rockin at the 5 spot. Okayplayer has now entered into a Brooklyn State of mind.

...

King Tef! I moved back to LA, i miss you holmes. How was Australia, or was it Southeast Asia...cause I remember your girl Sandra "Skittle" went to teach English there. You still going out with her? Hold it down on Maspeth 7-plus 1.

On the Okayplayer side of things, I don't like Daniel Yasmin today, and I will not like him tomorrow. But i really like "Step into the Realm." If they brought that shit back live, I would shit back live my yants. The y isn't even close to the p. YO TEF, say wassup to ncekfcea for me.

The JEEE...EEEE...EEE.E.E.E.E...EEEE.....EEEE..ZER Y? cause Joe Budden is trying to make pUssies wet.

With Tef back on the scene, I know I can rise to my full capabilities in delivering what hear is the best aroooouuund (and ______ ever _____ keep __ down). shanking faces worldwide has been a description of mine for sometime and will continue to coexist with naked mothers who enjoy the feeling they get from a emaculate kitchen sink. preferably their own.


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CALZONE!!! WHAT UP SUCKA!! BRANDON RICHMAN CAPS!!

While i'm at it, i'd like to shank everybody. Shank you all and please whatever you do, roy knows. (music please)

IS HARD BRAH!

HARD BRAHAGE RATED NC SEVEN TAWEETYBHHHIRD.

QUESTLOVE IS DEFINITELY HARD BRAH.

Jeez Y? cause if you aint hard, you aint gonna have no babies.

it was about time i faced my shank. it was rough. like ruff. knowmsayin'''''' dog. nice.

Some lil' homey at Rutgers said shank and I just put my jersey in his face. Then some Buryukian said shank and got dunked on with a corn row in his face. Shanksta is not a nickname, but a way of life. Playoffs baby, playoffs.

So I heard there's going to be a thick brawl at Rancho.

Silent Wei vs. Animatronics....guest referee: Questlovin feelin. Oooooh that looooovin feeelin.

Jeez Y? cause it's what I do at my day job.

P.S. E-40 is an ingorant fool.

The Questlove article is shanknificent. I'm down. I'm coming for the hoop, and there's no stopping me. A shank to your face with a dunk, whip cream, and cherry to keep it sweet.

may be the new best arooooouuuuuuunnnnnd. And nothing's gonna ever bring me down.

Please tell me you heard the new project pat song "Good Googley Moogley". I was dying when I saw the video. Hands down the most ignorant song of all time. Basically music is now the equivalent to diarrhea. It's nasty and stinks. Like a big Hefty bag of assholes and diarrhea. Like the diarrhea just came out of Brawny Man after he ate a skunk and a woodchuck. And some corn. Artist integrity my fat ass. Big old fat fatty fatso fatmama fat "ooooo thats a fatayass" ass.

Jeez Y? cause expression is 100% of the battle.

and here's my +1

its not about that doggy. if you worked on further developing your projectile vomit then you could have reason, it's not about numbers, it's about numb hairs.

Start from half court.
Insert spikes and bones in cornrows and hi-tops.
Dribble in right hand.
Extend arm and fist in left hand.
Growl.
Spit.
Run straight.
Bite opponent.
Jump.
Make sure blood is everywhere.
Increase volume on Don't Feel Right.
Before the dunk...
Make sure everyone's been shanked.
Dunk.
Hang on rim for 12 second(s).
Give a high five to Evan Burner.
Done.
Game Theory of the Shanksta.

deeeeeeeezzzz nutz

deeez nuts??? Who says that anymore? It's like saying "I'm Rick James Bitch." Originality and Creative points are needed. Be like Einstein. Imagination, masterbation, no lotion.


Teflon, I'll kill you in horse you pUnski.

Jeez Y? cause it's BOY and ORNARSKI.

I want a piece of the Ruthless Backstabbers. Barny (Barniqueles) and Sven want some too. Let's watch.

theres never been a better time to Haffeur all up in this shit fool. I'm SP2OOGE(and sometimes 3, mostly fridays and saturdays) mothafuckas!! thats right, hope in my car if you want to get down on some milk and cUkies. shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.

or

theres never been a better opportunity for me. My name is Nick Robinson, i am one with the earth. i love learning, Learning, LEARNING, & OF COURSE!!!... BRANDON RICHMAN CAPS BRO. but lets get back to what we were talking about. no dude, thats not cool, i'd actually really prefer if you didn't do that, thanks a lot man. you are beautiful. down with anti-socialist views regarding any postmodernism idiologics. vote yes on prop 132 and no on 153. i hate fake people, just be yourself.

Didn't I see you at El Coyote...hold the Coyote please, I don't eat meat, I'm a vegan. Do the damn thang boi!!

Jeez Y? cause I miss the haffuer.

Happy Birthday Tyrone. Calzone. navE Burner. BROOKLYN LOVES YOOOOUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

how you gonna let em front on the original like that?

http://board.okayplayer.com/okp.php?az=show_topic&forum=3&topic_id=116833&mesg_id=116833&page=

knaw'mean?

The wannabe has been taken care of. Thank you for your support. You are truely loved by our family here. For everyone else, please don't front. And if you know sergio... COME JOIN US!!!!!

Pet Peeves: Liars, Posers, Wannabes, and anyone that is scared to walk in the middle of my lovely Jewish neighborhood naked.

Jeez Y? Cause there was only one Einstein.

bile stains, but no need to be careful. just let it do it's thing. as for DragonSlayer22 or whoever the dudebroness is... 12 words: what the fuck question mark exclimation point question point exclimation mark brah. newborns need to get their life together before writing novels about the shankface academy.

You better get it right or pay the price, larger than life holmes.

4life.

And this will be a Turner Classic Movie coming up right after this.

Jeez Y? cause there all a bunch of posers that tell lies. lice.

ARE SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADY.

Los Angeles money making liars who say one thing and do another because they are not happy with life.

Truest shit i ever wrote.

Jeez Y? cause I don't talk shit, i take shits.

Just getting the good old gallon and some trident and next thing you know I got questlover staring at me. That's right folks, a Roots poster in 7-11. Isnt that absolutely wonderful? Children of the world, UNITE!! Annnnnd I'm losing it. Annnnd that's just about it for me for the night.

Game Theory Party coming soon....

Daniel Yasmin Beatdown coming sooner....

I got mad style and I'm sick like the flu
Never hesitate to eat spaghetti with a spoon
My game is funkier than a bowl full of poo
Rockin and shockin the with the pimphatic crew
Steady risin to the top stayin cool like an igloo
I'm holdin it together like paper and glue
Eatin suckas up like a wafer and soup.

Jeez Y? cause i known to rock rhymes while sippin on a brew.

I could go for a good Calzone right now. Rock hard Calzone with extra distortion juice. With some pepperoni and a pepper shaker for my friend angel.

Tony's Pizza, Frank's Pizza, Tony's Pizza, Frank's Pizza, Tony's Pizza, Frank's Pizza, Tony's Pizza, Frank's Pizza, Tony's Pizza, Frank's Pizza, Tony's Pizza, Frank's Pizza, Tony's Pizza, Frank's Pizza, Tony's Pizza, Frank's Pizza, Tony's Pizza, Frank's Pizza, Tony's Pizza, Frank's Pizza, Tony's Pizza, Frank's Pizza, Tony's Pizza, Frank's Pizza, Tony's Pizza, Frank's Pizza, Tony's Pizza, Frank's Pizza, Tony's Pizza, Frank's Pizza, Tony's Pizza, Frank's Pizza, Tony's Pizza, Frank's Pizza, Tony's Pizza, Frank's Pizza, Tony's Pizza, Frank's Pizza, Tony's Pizza, Frank's Pizza, Tony's Pizza, Frank's Pizza.

The glory of Brooklyn.

what the fuck man? could it possibly get anymore _______ (the adjective I want to use here to describe the feeling im going for is really only a facial expression that can be summed up by tightening your face {much like the reaction one would have if you were to walk outdoors and find it to be too bright, just with a little more gangster in your face.} and then proceeding to move your head accordingly.) im telling you, i know some geniuses out there that could really give a fuck about an intelligence quotient. standardize my ballsac.


I had to rewrite this because okayplayer doesn't like when i write things inside brackets. so i wet with the fancy algebra parenthesis cause im homicidal like that.

not apologize for anything. thank you, but most importantly, shank you.

Good Form. It feels like the motherland again. Nice work.

Jeez Y? cause it aint nothin but a g thang baaaabay, two loked out shankfaces goin craaaaazay.

Johnny "Rock Hard" Johnson even said Game Theory was the illshiznat. And let me tell you, we call him "Rock Hard" for a reason...It's cause he totally rocks harder than anyone? Anyone.

Jeez Y? cause daniel yasmin is not a trustworthy human being.

the mecca of hip-hop

ummmm....

@}-,-`-

He looks determined without being ruthless
Something heroic in this man, there's a courage about him
Doesn't look like a killer
Comes across so calm, acts like he has a dream
Full of passion
~

never done that before.

ps. thats 501st to you.




And now its time to say goodnight.

Keep it up, you'll make the all-star team holmes.

Jeez Y? cause gangsta aint a lifestyle, its just a life.

Track 8 mothahovercraft!!! TRACK 8!!! YEEEEAAA SON, YEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! ROy. Roy, ROOOOOOOOOOOCK(OY).

BASKETBAQLS.


Clam chowder is good, but we all know man chowder is better.

Jeez Y? cause if you want to drink the sip sippity sip, then you gotta go with the 2% and hershey syrup.

and the DJ plays ignorant music, stop dancing. It will heal the world.

make it a better place.

for you.

and.

FOR ME.

And the entire human race holmes.

There are people dying.

If you care enough for the living, so naked a better place for you and for me.

And for yours.

Jeez Y? cause it's naughty by nature, not that I hate ya, I hate ya.

It's like a work of art.

Angel says dickies are for quickies...but cortez's are forevers.

Jeez Y? cause I arted all over your facial region.

That's my buddy right there.

then you have obviously seen his vast collection of pepper shakers. small ones, fat ones, skinny ones, black ones, tan ones, bad ones, good ones, food ones, spoogen doogen ones with yellow pudding ones. roy knows, ask him.


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I gave it to him good. Real good. Right in the old kisser.

Jeez Y? cause i got mad status like water in a cactus.

upside down with fro is a homemade calzone.

2 more days until the big celebration. I got a party hat/wave cap holmes. It's made by Snoop Dogg Clothing. It's sick. It says "PARTY HARD" in old english and has a bottle of gin and donald duck orange juice on the back. It's sick. It glows in the dark, so we can party when the lights are off and it's dark. It's sick. And I have a jacket that says snoop dogg clothing on the back in Old English, under it, it says PARTY HARD. I'm gonna wear that too. It's sick.

3 years of hard parenting, dedication, and shaveless legs, we will keep our baby alive.

3 years of Svens, Spooges, and Roys, we will keep our baby alive.

3 years of shanking mad faces and doing the mad face shank dance, we will keep our baby alive.

3 years of diarrhea bags with man chowder, we will keep our baby alive.

3 years of being absolutely consumed in juices of creation with melting brains and growing pains, we will keep our baby alive.

3 years of living the okayplayer dream, we will keep our baby alive.

Let's keep it moving and never look back...

Love,
Jeez Y? cause sometimes i get emotional, and sometimes i get motion sickness.

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i can't believe i've never posted in here!

With deluxe hand crafted grip underwear, tinted windows, and a spoiler.

I stay King of the Courts.

and if you'd allow me a second i'd love to 5B wood tip oak japanese sumo wrestler the fyyyuck outta your facial region and possibly get you with some bisquik in the middle of night. From Brooklyn to NYC to Los Angeles, big things and ill do it again because chapter 3 is alright with me. shanks to everyone involved.


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check

Check it
Grab a micraphone and I fecked it
I'm known to stare at some breasts if you let it
Eat em up good with some topping as the flava
Rock your boat with a goat and drop it on the table
Like Shable
Or my homeboy Dr. Dradle
Whatever, it's all about spooge haffuer labels.
I got mad passion when I kick like sebastion
or his friend billy, jeez is from LA, not philly.

Jeez Y? cause i'm from LA, not philly.

You saw wiggity wack ass Kanye West cry like a little baby about not getting the best video award. A million dollars can't hide the fact that he's a phoney mothafridgerator. Kanye West is officially the worst.

Yea, Kanye is a pussy.

Moving on, Calzone makes the best music that has ever hit the 1800's. U wanna talk distortion? Remember in kickboxer when they dipped their hands in in broken glass, yea, mix that with sandpaper across your facial region.

Jeez Y? cause i keep it red like clifford.

i fecked up and fecked up big time. i fecked up real hard. i let it slip my mind like one of those banana peels in your dreams that happens to be on the marble floor of a mall or shopping center, kinda like the beverly center, but when it's closed at night and no one is there and you're walking and you slip right on that one fucking banana peel thats in the middle of the walkway next to the food court right at the moment when you cross that line between lying down in bed and actually falling into a deep sleep but instead now you're completely awake and your heart rate is kinda fast. thats bullshit. and that banana peel was nothing but a creation of my own imagination, though i was tricked into thinking it was real because im so tired i forgot i was actually trying to go to bed. it's either that, or falling off that fucking cliff.

Dude, you're taking me on a wild journey right now.

Leonard Hubbard for President!

Jeez Y? cause I'll knock you out just by blinking, yo, wassup with abelincoln.

I'll see you tomorrow. At the cage. 7:10pm. F train. West 2nd. '89 Jordans. Spalding. Calzoneflavoredhightops. Be there or be squares forevers.

It's gonna happen so I may as well get my spot now before the mad rush.

Less than two years to go!

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You ain't fuckin with that Hip-Hopkido, bitches.


myspace.com/iwishmusiccouldadoptme
myspace.com/kakiking

Teflon and booty calls at 5:15
Jeezy on the beezy getting high for free
Calzone with the flavor
Two for the razor
Three for the money makin punks bad behavior
Nodnarb Richman was a bitch man
Hopped on a bike and threw out the kickstand
My kicks man, get jamaican chicks man
Gettin deeper than the bottom of quicksand
So lets bring it straight to the end of the year
drink a beer, pressure peers, and slay belvederes.

Jeez Y? cause a legend is born every second

Way to much drama, but my mama still makes a mean brooklyn lasagna.

'07, I vannamcvlastnick.

It's always nice to take a stroll into the new year. Brilliant. Can you say Calz what? one, Two? nah..ONE!

Jeez Y? cause I take a microphone straight to the chest.

76 degrees in Brooklyn. 49 Degrees in LA. Winter. We're fucked.

Who's down to play ball?

Boo Hyphy.

Long Live Questlove.

Leonard Hubbard for president. Parts I-V only.

please die

If you hate it so much, why don't you marry it.

Jeez Y? cause if you're going to get a leg, then you have to get the thigh too.

doucheface mcnasty III, i have a rapier sword from the 11teenth century and it says santa hates your balls. so please buy a box of tacks and put them in your pillowcase because thats how julio don vloxnit would've wanted it.

I only listen to anything from TFA on.

.

FRICKETY FRICKETY FRACK

oh yeah!

Roots and Rage on the same dizzay...my baqls are going to fall off.

Jeez Y? cause that shit makes me wanna buy some socks?

I'm still trying to figure out why Common and Alicia Keys got casted for that film. The two are phenomenal in music, but as for movies, I can find more emotion in a bowl of rice crispies and chocolate milk. Boo that film.

Please take the money you would spend on smokin aces and see Children of Men and use Game Theory as the soundtrack while your watching Grimey Man's village rise above authority.

Jeez Y? cause doing the typical is not the same as playing the piccolo.

Happy Birthday Mr. Marley.

Jeez Y? cause I'll play your favorite song and we can rock it all night long.

You're shizen is like a bowl of fuckball soup straight from the famously over-priced deli of Jerry's. Get out of my face with some stanky ass stank ass and roll me up one of those bullshit ass tacos... man i love ass tacos, but hold up, i'm getting distracted. My point was grab your ballsac and let it be known that real women wear tittybras. There is n way I could possibly end on this note, so I will choose to end on another. That note being this one.


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The hardest shite in the world would be a roots rage collab of Here I come going into Bombtrack after the second chorus. I would punch Geraldo Turner in the facial region if I saw that. Just gimme two seconds. 1 for the punch and one for the ROY! that would follow after.

I was the only one in an elevator today without a cross on my 4head.

Jeez Y? cause I won't be your lover, I'll be your broseph.

shank shank shank shank shank shank shank Faces!
Shank shank shank shank shank shank shank Faces!
If you're going to shank then shank los faces
if you're going to shank then shank rice cake(es)
if you're going to shnak then shank shoe laces.
LACES OUT!!!

Teflon Shanksta and the Shanksta Movement.

______

my bad.

http://www.last.fm/user/EmpressEricka
http://www.myspace.com/kakiking

p-oz

•- •-•• • –••-

www.p-oz.com

that about sums it up Johnny. now put that in your pipe and choke it. and while you're at it, dude bro, get off my cloud, you don't really have much of a concrete awareness of who i am and you don't know my stroud.

Lets see, i gotta room for Joe R. at 9:00. that'll be in room B.

cool.

ok that'll be 50 bucks.

oh yeah, the guy with the cash will be here in a minute, is it cool if we set up?

uhh, yeah thats fine, just make sure you pay before you start.

cool, thanks man. rooooooooooooy!!!!! oh shit, im getting a phone call... ... ...uh he said he's gonna be about 15 minutes late.

Beryukian Biercats.

The point of this post is mcnastyface. If you're mcnasty isn't faced, then your post is pointing down. If your mcnasty is however faced, then your post is pointing up. This is the simplified equation. If you add a variable, for example, a shankface, your post can point either way, just depending on the royness you put into it. Obviously, more shanks equals more royses, but if your shankface is mixed with a juiceface then your post cancels itself out and redirects to You tUbe.

My advice, take the hand of a broham and protect your facial region.

Jeez Y? cause I play two types of music: Rock... and Roll.

I'm fuckin gonna be there with fuckin Barniqles. Who can rock harder than us? No one. Not even your mom and dad combined.

Stay Shanked,

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That's sick. I just bought tickets to go to the Czech Republic. I heard the underground scene there is sick. I know DJ Mister Sven spins at a club there on Saturday nights and he's all about the crazy remixes, shit is sick. Also, if anyone will be there this summer, hit me up so i won't be rocking out alone, shit will be sick. I'd love to go to Beijing, i heard it's sick. You probably think i'm being sarcastic but everything i'm saying is actually true, it's all fuckin sick. Go to You Tube and jus type in Mister Sven or DJ Sven and check out his sets. It's sick, people go nuts, it's siggity siggity sick. Fuckin sick. Sick. Sickle cell sick. Fuckin sick.

sick.

Jeez Y? cause i've been Jeezy before Jeezy was Jeezy.


fuckin sick.

Sicktasty that is, with a bowl full of jelly roll butter cakes of bread that's been risen off of needed flour. MAN IM TALKING ABOUT PUMPERNICKEL. or am i talking about pumporniquel. dude, fuck you. no seriously man, fuck you. fuch yue.

Respectfully,

Roychester

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Deep like the colonoscopy I had this morning. Warning: When you're dookies start taking the shape of oatmeal raisin pancakes with strawberry sauce, see a doctor.

In better news, Ghostface is gracing USC with his godlike presence on saturday for spring fest. Make sure to bring condoms.

Springtime for Teflon in burgundy.

who was here when this was started? charter!
this post accounts for at least 25% of Jeezy's posts ever.

dudebro, try 97% homedogface. shhhhyeah brah!! no really, i'd like to take a moment to talk to you about Cervical Cancer: Cervical cancer is a malignancy of the cervix. It may present with vaginal bleeding but ...to be continued.

That was immature,

Efon

I was here 4/24/07

You don't me and you don't know my stroud.
I'm Jeez, the mack of all lovers
Get the ladies freak when i'm under the covers
I got two sisters, and 5 brothers
I like to play the game "can you spot the hoffer?"
My style is fat and greasy like butter
I like to lick it up off the chest of your mother
I'm a roy that can shank like no other
You may miss a friend you may miss a loverrrrrrrr

Jeez Y? cause my weiner causes trouble.

V.

totally lameski brohamius. 2 more days of school left.

Jeez Y? cause i just wanted to let you know dude, that i'm alive.

Crab steaks with mashed spaghettios on my plate makes a good romantic date.

Forever boo Kanye West. No more room for ass clowns on this planet.

MASPETH UHH!!

I'm in NYC!! Hit me up sucka so we can play bizzallsky.

Jeez Y? cause i'm on the search for PHONEBOOOOOOOOTH

i know i might be trying to lay off the sauce since last night had me layed out today like a pineapple upsidedown cake really though when it comes time for it i'll still spakle the vinyl out of any grandmother's outdated family room and please let there be no misinterpretations, that would be very disappointing to find myself trying to elaborate on what is already stain glass clear.



Do it for the children.

Phonebooth

I had a great time spending time all the time with you when you were with me all the time in the shamus.

Till next time.
XOXO

dude, it's like you don't even exist anymore.

Bass and Truth,
Jeez Y? cause i never die.

i got calcium deposits bigger than the ego of solo emcee. fuck! i promised myself i wouldn't go there, but i totally did brodius mcnastyface mashing potatoes on the side of your face as i pass by at 13 miles an hour.

12 posts from extinction and straight back to the top. and you know they won't archive this, they had the ballsac to blow the poll. no respect son!

King Tef is the name and shanking is my game.

Shot out to my graveyard homies, Vinny Del, Shannon, Laburnius, Nick Van, and Steve(n). You guys bring me great joy past midnight, keep it up, or keep it dead.

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Takin it back to the old school, cause i'm an old fool, who's so cool.

Jeez Y? cause i'll show you the way, whoomp there it is, let me here you say.

Got the booty shakin'
I'm the mothafuckin king of this whole location
You'll have to eat some raisins
Cause i'm just so amazin'
Backwards Jersey with my man Mailer Daemon
Na'msayin???
drinkin, smokin, straight chocalate cakin'.

Good form in Superbad.

Good form at Rock the Bells.

Sept 15. The wrath of shanks begins.

BASS!! adjaldjlakjd;akjd jd;akdj;flakjd;flkajsdl;kajdl; BASS!

Jeez Y? cause I said so.

i thought this shit was dead... but tits not!

tits not... tits not... tits not...


ANSWER ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OLD BONES WE'RE COMING DOWN FOR YOOOOOOU.

Fin.

R.I.P. Hub

R.I.P. S. Death

Jeez Y? cause we don't die, bullets just fly right through us.

The blood inside your neck is dripping down into your chest and the jsakd;lf and safkl;ad because you gotta let the living know it's sha non death. and when they ask why... i tell them because my favorite color is dirt.

no wait, i got this one...

Killin with an axe because i'm ripping down your back
and now i'm feasting on your liver and your freezing body shivers
and the blood inside your neck is dripping down into your chest
because you gotta let the living know it's Shan-non Death.

Old Bones in the house.

i'm trippin. i can't believe the post is STILL around - on the FIRST page.

>i'm trippin. i can't believe the post is STILL around - on
>the FIRST page.


and there doesnt seem to be much to it except its age and Jeezy who looks scary, my gosh all that hair!!!

2 things to be gettin' yourself educated about:

#1 - this post is mad deeeeeeeep with meaning, yo.

#2 - Fuckin' A, are you serious? Jeezy's sig photo is Mr. Dee Snyder, lead singer from the awesomest 80's hair metal band Twister Sister.

I wanna rawk.



>>i'm trippin. i can't believe the post is STILL around - on
>>the FIRST page.
>
>
>and there doesnt seem to be much to it except its age and
>Jeezy who looks scary, my gosh all that hair!!!


I had a dream, which was not all a dream. The bright sun was extinguished, and the stars did wander darkling in the eternal space

>2 things to be gettin' yourself educated about:
>
>#1 - this post is mad deeeeeeeep with meaning, yo.
>
>#2 - Fuckin' A, are you serious? Jeezy's sig photo is Mr. Dee
>Snyder, lead singer from the awesomest 80's hair metal band
>Twister Sister.
>

So this "awesomest" band is irrelevent to me one.

two, this post might have deep meaning for YOU but not for me since we don't have the same background. You sound much older than me to begin with. So don't push your opinion on me... what happened to freedom to speech?

... so thank you for reminding me about freedom of speech. I almost forgot. You are right. We must not share the same background and I definitely TYPE a lot older than you*. Thank you for dragging me out on the carpet, bending me over, and showing all of the anonymous drones on the internet just how big, brown, and round my asshole really is. You put me in my place and for that I am humbled. Good to see that you youngins got some spunk in ya and ol' pappy here could certainly learn a thing or two from you if only I could find my darn-fangled spectacles.



*see, you said I SOUND a lot older than you, but since you've only read my words and not heard the sound waves emanating from my voice box there is really no way to tell if I actually SOUND older or younger than you.


>>2 things to be gettin' yourself educated about:
>>
>>#1 - this post is mad deeeeeeeep with meaning, yo.
>>
>>#2 - Fuckin' A, are you serious? Jeezy's sig photo is Mr.
>Dee
>>Snyder, lead singer from the awesomest 80's hair metal band
>>Twister Sister.
>>
>
> So this "awesomest" band is irrelevent to me one.
>
>two, this post might have deep meaning for YOU but not for me
>since we don't have the same background. You sound much older
>than me to begin with. So don't push your opinion on me...
>what happened to freedom to speech?
>
>


I had a dream, which was not all a dream. The bright sun was extinguished, and the stars did wander darkling in the eternal space

Just remember, shanking faces if very similar to ice skating on your faces.

RIP Hub.

Long Live Dennis Hopper.

Jeez Y? Cause if Roy doesn't know, then who does?

4 reals.


Jeez Y? cause we keep shit alive like Necro, Del Vinny.

Happy Birthday to my life, and for yours (four yours) 4 years.

Now, for a haiku:
I'll shank till the bone comes up.
I'll shank till the blood drips down.
But, I'll never shank and shanksta,
Cause a shanksta ain't no clown.

Top Lockin.

now thats team work. everyone works together for the same cause resulting in a quicker completion. life brah, life.

Always putting down like it burned my hand.

I'll eat your family

*rolls eyes at you*

its been up for like 4 years

I expect more enthusiasm from a Charter Member. Way to let the team down beauty. bUddy.

Now I know who my real friends are. You can kiss our friendship bracelets goodbye.

Jeez Y? cause relationships only last when you force them upon people.

quit being a gary bUsey. just because a dude can't seem to help himself when it comes to the best arooouuund (and no ones ever gonna keep you down) doesn't mean you have to suggest a complete shut down, you can find a way so you don't feel left out bUddy. it's easy, just call 1-5000-protect-my-bauls.

It comes right back in your FACE!!! How low can you go? Death row what a brother knows
Once again, back is the incredible
The rhyme animal The incredible J. Public Enemy number one
Five-O said "Yay!" and I got numb
Can't I tell 'em that Slash duhn needs a gun?
But it's the wax that the Teflon spun.

2008, fuggin chocolate cake.

Jeez Y? cause i bring the noice.

After the 75th, i did this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BZAz7-QISY

Okayplayers unite. Rock Heavy. Wait...Rockheavyweight.

Jeez Y? cause on page one is where i belong.

that this post is on the first page when it's FIVE YEARS OLD.

To the family. I hope all your dreams come true.

Mine did.

I shank fools to make bank fool.

Sometimes.

Once.

Never.

Everyday, newsday everyday.

29 more days until my ears bleed with joyboogers.

Jeez Y? cause joyboogers taste sharp.

i cant live w/o it

http://i1.trekearth.com/photos/5594/trekblackeyeframe.jpg

That is no way to talk to your elders. Please rephrase and show some respect for hard work that has been rockin since you were in diaphrams. Yea. Mamograms.

Check out Inverse on Myspace Music Featured Artists.

Lord Tunji = Extremely Great Person.

Jeez Y? cause FACE!

Best Around?? We'll find out in a few hours.

Why's it so hot in LA?

Cheers and Tears for Fears.

Maspeth One!

Definitely enjoyed the drums. Pretty phenomenal.

Rising Down drops real thick.

Get Busy is super ill.

The overall hooks on the songs are prety weak though and even began to annoy me quite a bit.

Found myself getting bored halfway through the album.

Rising Up is pretty dope, but again, not feeling the hook at all.

Overall, disappointed.

Please, this is not a diss, don't get over excited.

Jeez Y? cause I was extremely happy with Game Theory.

Rising Down, Get Busy, 75 Bars, and I Can't Help It are the only tracks I listen to now after listening to the album everyday since its release. Yea, I'm hardcore like that. And I care a lot...doo doo doo crack doo doo, doo doo doo crack doo doo.

Fuck double rimmed hoops.

I wanted to vote.

they removed it when things became apparent that there was really no end. it's the only thing that they could do. trust me, you can't just eliminate this thing like it was a deliciiiious breakfast. sometimes you gotta accidentally pour a little too much pepper on your food and then struggle to make it to the finish line. i've done it, and it worked for me, although i really don't recommend it, what i do suggest is that you try the onion loaf. not only is it my favorite hair style, but it's also satisfying on an extremely full stomach only after forcefeedings of approximately 12 gallons of orange jUice.

Best malik verse.


Effer.



Jeez Y? cause I'll takover movies like my name was gary bUsey.

acceptance really is the only key to life

ask Steve Arrington





"WHO SHOT THE DUCK OUT THE WINDOW??!!!??"

ahhh, why the hell not:
www.myspace.com/18thletter


check us out, mayne:

www.coolanddeadlyreggae.com


Tully "The Dragon" Blanchard
world kickboxing champion

i agree Beaudry. that's why it's juiceface. now with 20 times the amount of carbs that a loaf of bread carries. that's right, sportscenter, now live everynight at 9pm EST. all i gotta say is, it's fyucking friday night and im partying online.

This, is CNN.

I heard Black Thought was in the mosh pit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xezA7mpNyWA

Jeez Y? cause it's that pum pum.

I gotta take a dump but I can't because the Ikea guys are supposed to be dropping off some furniture any minute.

I got my furniture and then I pooped. No problems in either departments.

Just wait til next saturday. Crackin and poppin, poppin and lockin, howard johnson, and ahmir thompson, let's keep the movement rockin.

Peace, Love, and Facebones...

Jeez Y? cause i crack like rocks.

Barfday.

5 years.

Doin it and doin it and doin it well.

Jeez Y? cause l'chaim.

Anti-climactic, but impressive nonetheless. L'chaim.

And you know what jYYYYohnny.

I like it.

*************************************
puttin it down like it burned my hand

You ever look at yourself in the mirror and think "I'm changing."

Dude, my name is Jeezy. How do you think I feel?

Jeez Y? cause I feel like your mother just beat my face with a meat bat.

1. I have a beard like black thought.
2. Well, not quite, but nonetheless, it's a beard.
3. I just bought The Legendary Roots Crew T-shirt, though I only go on this site once every six weeks.
4. Nonetheless, I'm still a legend
5. By legend, I mean charter member.
6. I still to this day consider the roots in my top 10 favorite bands of all time.
7. I can't believe i wrote some of the things i did in earlier years in this post.
8. I've matured. but you can still count on me for random acts of douchebaggery and rawness that comes for crevises that reside only in disgusting parts of the human body.
9. I had my name before Young Jeezy came out and still to this day I'm convinced that he saw this post and stole my name.
10. I was scared this post was going to die. And if i didn't post today, it probably would have.

-Jeez Y? cause it's staying alive. I'll see you soon.

absence, Al_Tru_Ist, BreezeBoogie, dank_reggae, Drewmathic, Ir_Cuba, jacksonwonderland, LBs Finest, LML, LVing, MIAthinker, Omar_Medina, Robert, Roofdogg10, Sandbox194, Supnakga, thafuture, wonderl33t

ill still go with illadelph

Also Guo Jing Jing will take gold in 2012 for jumping and flipping and then straitening her body.

苹果发烧友论坛's Archiver
苹果发烧友论坛 » 设计与输出 » MAC中文字体下载！

sheepherder 发表于 2007-1-21 16:46
MAC中文字体下载！
MAC & WIN

:victory:http://www.font.com.cn/
附一个英文的http://1001freefonts.com/

本帖最后由 sheepherder 于 2007-1-21 16:48 编辑 ]

剩命 发表于 2007-1-22 08:44
多谢～～～～现在或许不大用上～难保一难保一不用～～多谢了～～已收藏～

Leonard988 发表于 2007-1-23 10:43
http://www.font.com.cn/
打不开了

dding0615 发表于 2007-1-24 20:50
打开了/很好的。谢谢了楼主

weiwei 发表于 2007-1-24 22:35
好帖坚决要顶！

gipfelbaum 发表于 2007-4-13 16:55
好东西,怎么才发现啊

精彩 发表于 2007-4-14 13:45
强贴啊,留用了.顶一下

tkpthomas 发表于 2007-4-18 10:25
多谢分享喔！想问一下MAC的字体主要的用途是在哪些方面？

ethnic668 发表于 2007-4-18 11:18
好东西，顶

hill.jiang 发表于 2007-4-20 09:34
谢谢，强顶！

sleeper 发表于 2007-4-20 22:52
8错，收藏了～～～

clxmj 发表于 2007-4-21 02:10
我也打不开呀，http://www.font.com.cn/？;？？？？？？

shenyue 发表于 2007-4-23 11:38
谢谢楼主

小言 发表于 2007-4-24 11:06
字体是下下来了，可是在mac上好象不能用啊？？楼主教一下，怎么在苹果上用啊

蛮Penance 发表于 2007-4-24 11:59
收藏了

老虎 发表于 2007-4-24 12:07
看看行不行

karenbebe 发表于 2007-5-3 18:14
><我也下可可是也布可以麼....是.EXE~?!y><

张富贵 发表于 2007-5-3 23:00
谢谢

立秋 发表于 2007-5-3 23:10
汉仪都可以直接用，方正的基本上通不过字体册的检查

张富贵 发表于 2007-5-3 23:21
谢谢

松鼠的尾巴 发表于 2007-5-17 11:51
我想问，那里面的字体是不是在mac上面都可以安装使用的？？？

thinkfreedom 发表于 2007-5-17 12:02
manfans 升级后，回贴速度快的很啊

thinkfreedom 发表于 2007-5-17 12:07
非常感谢此兄弟。

说谎蛋糕 发表于 2007-5-18 11:34
谢谢楼主分享～

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^C
--- board.okayplayer.com ping statistics ---
94 packets transmitted, 94 packets received, 0% packet loss
round-trip min/avg/max/stddev = 64.054/67.770/125.604/6.376 ms


absence, Al_Tru_Ist, BreezeBoogie, dank_reggae, Drewmathic, Ir_Cuba, jacksonwonderland, LBs Finest, LML, LVing, MIAthinker, Omar_Medina, Robert, Roofdogg10, Sandbox194, Supnakga, thafuture, wonderl33t

Like velvet paintings and stuff like that? With panthers? Leotards? Gay lions?

Just wanted to say a friendly hello. It's been awhile, I actually never forgot nor gave up, but took some time to reflect on my life and my wife.

Crazy how these scumfucks abused such a classic post. A post that is apart of the Okayplayer blanket...or, just my blanket.

Whatever, you know where I'm at and I'm probably now older than the coolest post-er on these boards, and I actually feel a little weird. Kinda like going back to high school after you graduated, or kind of like going to a club when you're 40 and everyone is 22, or kind of like being the only kid with chest hair when everyone else is talking about action figures...

Bottom line, I salute you all, except for the people who are still listening to 1994 hip hop. You guys can leave. But to everyone else, I love you with all my heart and let's make these next years just as memorable as my wisdom tooth surgery.

Jeez Y? because I'm hard as jello.

And what's wrong with only listening to Hip-Hop from 94? I guess there's some good stuff from 93 I could also play.

holla at ya boy

When you get in a pissin' contest with a skunk, you'll loose everytime.

Right?

for house goodness:

http://djrsenalsopenhouse.podOmatic.com

ahhh, why the hell not:
www.myspace.com/thedjrsenal
www.twitter.com/djrsenal