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46514, Something Cheesy for your Birthday, Quest.... Posted by sweet ruffian, Fri Jan-20-06 11:10 AM
A Poem for Those Over 30
A computer was something on TV From a science fiction show of note A window was something you hated to clean And ram was the cousin of a goat.
Meg was the name of my girlfriend And gig was a job for the nights Now they all mean different things And that really mega bites.
An application was for employment A program was a TV show A curser used profanity A keyboard was a piano.
Memory was something that you lost with age A CD was a bank account And if you had a 3 inch floppy You hoped nobody found out.
Compress was something you did to the garbage Not something you did to a file. And if you unzipped anything in public You'd be in jail for awhile.
Log on was adding wood to the fire Hard drive was a long trip on the road A mouse pad was where a mouse lived And a back up happened to your commode.
Cut you did with a pocket knife. Paste you did with glue A web was a spider's home And a virus was the flu.
So you've come a long way old man. Happy Birthday!
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