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3251, Shaq Vs.Skillz?? WTF??
Posted by Skillz, Mon Jun-07-04 08:03 AM
Ok I'm thinking to hard but I heard a jawn last nite on the new DJ Sickamore and it sounds like Shaq Fu is coming at my neck!!! Now bare with me, cause I slept on this before making any kinda posts or anything. It's 4 references that make me say "This nigga is gettin at me"!
I'ma let you guys listen to it and you tell me what you think, but this is hella funny!
1."I dont care how mad your Skillz is you cant serve me"
okay..lets just let that slide..Mad Skills is two words that are still used in hip hip. Not so much as mad anymore though.
2."I dont fuck with dubs either ..you the 4th best from Virginia & guess what I dont fuck with scrubs neither"!
ok...things that make you say mmmmm now I'm listening. Maybe he's talking about someone in the leauge..but then he says..
3 & 4" Matter of fact I dont know what you look like/ you be spittin metaphors like you a geek Cannibus studio book type"!
after that he starts talking about and 1 niggas..which leads me to believe that the 1st person he was talkin about is an MC
Ok..before I start thinking that I'm tripping, yall tell me!

here it is, http://www.okayplayer.com/real/okayplayer/shaqskillzdiss.ram
3252, I think you might have something there
Posted by HannahTall, Mon Jun-07-04 08:11 AM
Fuck a mic, though, take it to the ball court. You can take him. I'm sure.
3253, HA!! bblock produced that...nm
Posted by haji rana pinya, Mon Jun-07-04 08:12 AM

3254, that track was blazin
Posted by prophet j, Mon Jun-07-04 08:54 AM
lol.

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3255, RE: Shaq Vs.Skillz?? WTF??
Posted by hdub, Mon Jun-07-04 08:15 AM
he's just pissed cause the piston's whooped his ass last night
3256, Damn son, what did you do to tick off the big fella?
Posted by Bo_De_Ga, Mon Jun-07-04 08:20 AM
???
3257, lmao...Shaq don't want it...
Posted by theScholar3000, Mon Jun-07-04 08:21 AM
it sounds like he may be dissing you...but the easiest way
to find out would be to contact him...don't you think?
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3258, Shaq still rhymes?
Posted by Unity777, Mon Jun-07-04 08:22 AM
and why is h(is ghostwriter)e getting at you?
3259, RE: Shaq Vs.Skillz?? WTF??
Posted by Waterdude, Mon Jun-07-04 08:23 AM
did u diss him on any of the wrap-ups...or in any freestyles...and if i were u..i wouldnt respond..just aint worth it..it will make u look bad..going after a helpless montonous cockeyed center..but that's just my opinion.
3260, OT: another nba thing with skillz
Posted by gusto, Mon Jun-07-04 08:31 AM
i saw this the other day and thought you did a promo for the NBA, but i guess not

http://www.nba.com/canada/madskillz/madskillz_home.html
3261, You got at his Man, Kobe
Posted by gusto, Mon Jun-07-04 08:35 AM
in high school he was the man, Kobe.




3262, KAZAAM.
Posted by guest, Mon Jun-07-04 08:50 AM
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3263, wow... that sucks...
Posted by prophet j, Mon Jun-07-04 08:51 AM
that he could have so little rhyming talent and still be able to get away with it (as he said, he doesn't need to sell records). that's funny shit though. can't say its worth your time, but funny shit.

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3264, skillz replying is what shaq would want...
Posted by javi222, Mon Jun-07-04 09:16 AM
it will make him feel like he is an actual MC that battles....

best thing to do is ignore him... just like ignoring an immature 8 year old... which is the mentality shaq has..


3265, no matter what
Posted by gusto, Mon Jun-07-04 09:32 AM
his name is gonna be on wrap up 05. be so much better if they lose tho.
3266, Shakes head...
Posted by PolarbearToenails, Mon Jun-07-04 09:10 AM
that is so fucking bizarre. So bizarre.
3267, find out if it's directed @ you
Posted by Re_Alief, Mon Jun-07-04 09:27 AM
and then destroy him duke!!

He has a line...sun'M 'bout "shut the fuck up and give ya moms my autograph" (verboten) - he deserves to git kilt on a track for that shit man!! LOL

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3268, RE: find out if it's directed @ you
Posted by StabMastaArson, Wed Jun-09-04 04:15 PM
great avatar

3269, didn't you ghostwrite for Shaq
Posted by Menphyel7, Mon Jun-07-04 09:46 AM
or am I wrong?

This would be funny.
3270, dog it ain't even a question
Posted by Unconscious, Mon Jun-07-04 10:35 AM
this is directed towards you.

and you don't want none with shaq
3271, i think you can take him
Posted by allison, Mon Jun-07-04 10:39 AM

where can we place our bets ?

i kid.


3272, to be honest with you Skillz...
Posted by DaiN tha Spit Boxer, Mon Jun-07-04 10:51 AM
you wouldnt win this battle...if you SHIT on shaq (which is all but too easy) then people will look at it as if your pickin' on him regardless if he made the first diss...and if Shaq shits on you (which is truely impossible) then people will be like "damn this nigga SKillz is garbage as fuck"...so...if you wanna make a diss track back to him just put a beat on and laugh for about 30 seconds and it will be equivalent to his so-called shot at you...
3273, CO-SIGN
Posted by msclman99, Tue Jun-08-04 07:29 AM
lol
3274, ?????...
Posted by Alphabet, Mon Jun-07-04 10:58 AM
What happend that SHaq would want to go at you? I mean is it some behind the scence shit where yall met up and it wasn;t all gravy?.....

I mean it does soudn like he;s going at SOMEBODY...the dots connet to you yhea, but why would he go out of his way to diss you, thats what I'm wondering...is whatver THAT serious?

Unless he got upset at a punchline from a freestyle or some shit
3275, Comedy
Posted by OK Hokie, Mon Jun-07-04 11:20 AM
Skillz you gotta come back hard at him ...like you did at the hat boy
3276, Shit, Shaq CURSES now????
Posted by IvyLeagueNegro, Mon Jun-07-04 11:25 AM
Damn...... *shakes head*. Things have really changed since the nineties. But he didnt sound bad, esp. compared with this....


Shaq diesel X 4

You wanna rumble with me
Tumble with me
I float like a cloud
Sting like jungle bee
Bad boy
So wahtcha gone do
whatcha gone do
when i come for you, nothing
Turn my head check my back
Critics clocking me
I always feel like
somebodys watching me
And you can take quotes from these notes
Im a man eater
Do i look like haul and oats? No
Quick to rise on MC's like JR rider
Lyrics, taut to the toungue like apple cider
Uh Im so hard its pitiful
I bite like a piti bull
The way my jaw lock
BLOW like a glock
pimp slap you taste my fingernail dirt
yank yo toungue through yo teeth
and wack lyrics you squirt
Jerky
theyll be calling you (don cuz ayo not?)

Who got the props?
Who got the props?
ME!

Shaq Diesel!
Make em shake
make em shiver
Mc's Take notes as I stand and deliver
(4 times)

The way i spit spit venenom
You should call me snake in em grass
I get between that as-phalt
My Money in the vault
Skills like Nas
Wizard like walt
When i talk 5-0 pull out the chalk
Shaq oneal i represent
Mcs talkin bout they rich
I, richer like dent
You live in a tent
I got more styles than ru pauls
But bigger balls
Ref u got the whistle Make a call
some fools tryna maul time like this
I wish
That rain just would fall
Now peep while i craw
Yo My skills range like rover
Carry more green than a clover
Uh the bridge is over
Check it
My mouth be gat
My toungue be clip
Buc buc off the top
Buc buc off the bottom lip
No thats four shots
I got 13 more
Whos world is this (girl voice)
Yo its prison for sure

Shaq Diesel!
Make em shake
make em shiver
Mc's Take notes as I stand and deliver
(4 times)

Follow me.. come quick
Come quick now wont you follow
Spit hits the mike back to my mouth
Guh! Damn I swallow
But let me jump back & catch myself
Look in the mirror every day
fool i check myself
Last album came around the mountain
Im still coming correct
Missle drop every (tendays?)
6 zeroes on the end of my check
Mike check my minds playing tricks on me
Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun See?
Im hard to kill like a roach
Runnin up the sideline looking at coach
I will approach
Any MC that wants to battle
Feeling high and mighty
Knock you off your saddle
Shake shake this mike then rattle
roll down the street smoking smoking
I dont smoke (I dont smoke)
But i sip on pepsi juice
Im bald and black like Zeus
Mcs follow me now like a freaky caboose

Shaq Diesel!
Make em shake
make em shiver
Mc's Take notes as I stand and deliver
(4 times)



Shaq diesel!

Mc's Take notes as I stand and deliver
(4 times)

Shaq Diesel!


3277, sheeeeit
Posted by qoolquest, Tue Jun-08-04 05:49 PM
you dont remember that fine shaq got from nba for what he said to a reporter after a game on ABC?

"them refs are foul as shit always calling bullshitass calls"

stunned reporter: uh shaq..we are (nervous laughter) on the air!!!!

"i don't give a fuck!!"

fined and suspended a game i believe.
3278, but the KIDS, think of the CHILDREN!!!!!!!!!
Posted by IvyLeagueNegro, Wed Jun-09-04 09:32 AM
We all know shaq dont *usually* write for adults. But i guess since this is a diss rhyme its ok. Still tho, back in the day he wouldnt curse cuz he was sposed to be a role model.
3279, tnt guy: shaq we're on live. shaq: i don't give a FUCK.
Posted by lazyboi, Wed Jun-09-04 06:15 AM


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3280, RE: Shaq Vs.Skillz?? WTF??
Posted by JRems, Mon Jun-07-04 11:34 AM
Let the Pistons do your dirty work...
3281, RE: Shaq Vs.Skillz?? WTF??
Posted by KingOfNc, Mon Jun-07-04 11:38 AM
yeah i been checking this out all weekend!
it is obvious he has lost his damn mind,lol.
Not only did he come at you,but he mentioned canibus name too.
I think Shaq is sick or something,lol.
Maybe someone put him up to it.


I think you should roast his Ass,and Show why NBA players need to Stick to Balling..

3282, RE: Shaq Vs.Skillz?? WTF??
Posted by KJfunkin, Mon Jun-07-04 11:35 AM
That is the funniest shit I have heard in awhile. Wow Skillz, it sounds like you got served...LOL.

*Does a cheesy Omarion dance move to exit the post*




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That last statement you made was concise, but this is HIP-HOP...

This is what we do:
Spray paint on walls
Scratch records
Chopp samples
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3283, PISTONS NIGGA!
Posted by Yank, Mon Jun-07-04 12:02 PM
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3284, if shaq actually stepped to you
Posted by AbdulJaleel, Mon Jun-07-04 12:22 PM
what the hell are you gonna do dude?
3285, damn kobe, back in the days
Posted by AbdulJaleel, Tue Jun-08-04 02:50 AM
your were the man homie

Shaq lookin out for his team mate
3286, RE: damn kobe, back in the days
Posted by 5foot7, Tue Jun-15-04 05:06 AM
nah, shaq don't give a dag about Kobe. not enough to come at Skills in a battle rhyme.
3287, he can't be coming at you...
Posted by tonywashington, Mon Jun-07-04 12:23 PM
because I know he is not trying to get embarrassed.
3288, "take off my throwback jersey"
Posted by atruhead, Mon Jun-07-04 12:29 PM
you (skillz) have an affinity for jerseys

im pretty sure he's getting at you but he's the better baller and you're the better rapper
3289, yeah, but...
Posted by pistolpete, Mon Jun-07-04 07:34 PM
skillz wouldnt challenge shaq to a game of 1 on 1, so why the HELLL would shaq try to battle skillz....

i've been STUPIFIED, but i'm gonna be laughin off of this shit for a while!

get em skillz! this shit's gonna be priceless. hahaha
3290, so u were a ghostwriter for shaq, huh?
Posted by MikeLove, Mon Jun-07-04 01:17 PM
.
3291, HAHAHA!!
Posted by CLEEZY, Mon Jun-07-04 01:19 PM
YO SKILLZ...I think he's calling you on!

For what though??

Did you diss him in a wrap up?

Is he serious, If you battle this FOO you'll kill him.

WHAQ-FOO!! LET'S GO DETROIT!! WHAT!!


3292, I'ma take it back to that one dude in high school...
Posted by Paps Smear, Mon Jun-07-04 01:31 PM
and say:
I wouldn't let him talk about ME like that
3293, LMAO but i cosign...
Posted by guest, Tue Jun-08-04 08:44 AM
heres another quoted sig: "One day I'll turn the corner, and I know I won't be ready for it."
-Jean Michel Basquiat

3294, fuck Shaq... rip him just cuz you can!
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3295, tell him thats why the Lakers lost the first game.
Posted by phenompyrus, Mon Jun-07-04 01:56 PM
Skillz, just tear him a new asshole.
i didnt even know he still rapped.

3296, RE: tell him thats why the Lakers lost the first game.
Posted by guest, Mon Jun-07-04 02:48 PM
from a strategic stand point, this is what I think you should do.

Write something now. Don't record it, if it gets leaked premature, it would not be good. Write something now about getting his ass whooped by pistons and if the pistons win, release it (if lakers win, pull back). Kick him while he's done. he can't ball (if he loses to the fucking pistons) and he can't rap. I'm a small dude (5'5'' 125lbs.), when i come into a situation where i got fight a bigger cat, i hit him in the balls and kick him when he's down.

Try your best to put the image forward that your not trying to capitalize off this, just tell everyone your shutting up an idiot (cuz you are).


A situation like this is more political than skill. If you kill shaq but somehow shaq sells more, you lose. If you kill shaq and he comes out like "it wasn't a diss" you lose. You need to tread carefully.


Or you could do like eminem and release 8,000 billion diss songs and just flood the market. However, I would advice agenst that.
3297, haha
Posted by RamXL, Mon Jun-07-04 02:49 PM
this is fantastic.

you gotta get in his ass...for us pistons at least.

one,
-ram
3298, IF YOU TAKE DOWN SHAQ
Posted by guest, Mon Jun-07-04 03:08 PM
I'll sign you to bad boy

skillz and puff, it would be a beautiful thing

Ill even pay you this time, the checks wont bounce

ITS BAD BOY BABY, WE STAY REAL INTELLIGENT IN THE CLUB
3299, ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!
Posted by Obsidian_Blue, Tue Jun-08-04 12:45 AM

3300, Take the offer...
Posted by Rimas, Tue Jun-08-04 05:46 AM
You'll get to be on MTV! All those girlies on TRL are gonna love you skillz!
3301, RE: Shaq Vs.Skillz?? WTF??
Posted by guest, Mon Jun-07-04 03:10 PM
oh, BTW, who the fuck is the 3 better VA MC's? All i can figure is he was thinkin clipse and either missy or pharrell or timbo (who isn't an mc but shaq's an idiot, blue chips motherfucker).
3302, "I wrote for NBA cats and NFL...
Posted by RobOne4, Mon Jun-07-04 03:13 PM
but i stopped in 97 cuz they shit dont sell"

That shit ring a bell?
3303, first thing that came to mind
Posted by Iltigo, Mon Jun-07-04 11:24 PM
skillz used to ghost for him, and he blew up his spot on ghost writer,

i guess shaq is the only one to asay somethign about the song

return to your home citizens
3304, RE: is shaq so slow tho
Posted by plus one, Tue Jun-08-04 06:18 AM
that he would wait till now to reply? i say kill him skillz. i hate that big, slow, dumb, monotone bitch on the floor when he is "the best center in the game" thanks to three guys in grey shirts and broken whistles. now he wants to come all the way over to va and talk shit to an mc that will fuck his whole head up? he is gonna wish he never got on a mic after this. get him skillz!
3305, is it because you dissed his man
Posted by sosa, Mon Jun-07-04 03:51 PM
who else from VA spits metaphor? what happened, you didn't want to ghostwrite a song for him or somthin.
3306, lol, this is too good..
Posted by HighVoltage, Mon Jun-07-04 07:46 PM
cant wait to see what happens next.
3307, the wonderful world of hip hop
Posted by darrylclark jr, Mon Jun-07-04 07:47 PM

3308, RE: the wonderful world of hip hop
Posted by jca, Mon Jun-07-04 10:43 PM
on a related note,

did you guys ever hear kobe on a freestyle with 50 with the "who shot ya" beat? shit is funnier than chris rock - 50 cent says - i'll run up on CATS with GATS and aluminum BATS - LOLOL dr seuss shit
3309, RE: Shaq Vs.Skillz?? WTF??
Posted by Eddy, Mon Jun-07-04 10:56 PM
lmao, this is some funny shit. as some peeps above have been saying, even though you can definately rip him apart lyrically, you need to be carefull.
3310, U rap cats are oh so subliminal...(c) ?
Posted by Edoggy, Tue Jun-08-04 12:21 AM
It's hard to decipher. Maybe you should play in AND1 and start saying subliminal shit like "I make my free throws, bitches!"

or

"I turn 34's into hoes like Tim D."

or

Squash the whole shit. I'm all about peace anyways.


3311, RE: U rap cats are oh so subliminal...(c) ?
Posted by Proton1, Tue Jun-08-04 03:44 AM
maybe this is Shaq's way of getting back in the game.
don't answer the dis. sit back and wait it will fuck with him a little bit.
then one year later when he forgets about it, chop up voice samples of his dis track and use it in yours then crush him out of no where.
It will make him stick to hoops.


3312, Seriously.....
Posted by nowhere man, Tue Jun-08-04 04:16 AM
I don't think he is trying to get at skillz. Ok there is some shit there that would make someone think, but when I heard it, I thought it might have been the clipse, but then that whole cannibus line threw me off. I seriously don't think he is getting at skillz, what for?? there is not reason for him to. If shaq is trying to "get back" in the rap game, why go for skillz, With all due respect, only like backpackers know skillz, all the Nelly, Timbo, Jigga fans don't know skillz, if shaq wants to get into the rap game with a diss record, I think he will diss someone that's somewhat in the spotlight. The rest of you probably want skillz to tear him up because your team is not in the Finals, and if your team is the Pistons, then you want skillz to rip him cuz Pistons is going to lose the series.
3313, RE: unless ...*chuckles*.....
Posted by plus one, Tue Jun-08-04 06:20 AM
shaq is trying to get some....underground rap cred?
3314, i heard that a few weeks ago
Posted by rjc27, Tue Jun-08-04 04:41 AM
and kinda thought he was gettin at u in all honesty, that freestyle is ridiculous, rippin on nba players and shit, you should spit a verse at him just to make him put down the mic permanently


3315, RE: i heard that a few weeks ago
Posted by Kalibur, Tue Jun-15-04 05:12 PM
>you
>should spit a verse at him just to make him put down the mic
>permanently

yeah, cuz he's making soooo much money from rap.
3316, Skillz....
Posted by JRems, Tue Jun-08-04 04:52 AM
Get courtside tickets to the game... make a sign getting at Shaq...

maybe you'll throw him off his game and the Pistons can steal another in L.A.!

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does the above post belong HERE or in OKAY SPORTS?


Okay, in all seriousness, I think Shaq could care less if soembody mentioned Kobe in a freestyle/song. I highly doubt it's because of the line countless cats before me have mentioned... but EVERYTHING is purely speculation...

I like the post about kickin' dude in the balls when he's down. Make a cut after the finals (if the Pistons win)... better yet, have Ben and Rasheed Wallace do the hook to your cut!
3317, RICHTOWN VA says : Dunk his ass Skillz.........
Posted by Mr Church Hill, Tue Jun-08-04 05:05 AM
like Dr J and the Richmond Squires
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3318, RE: CO THE FUCK SIGN
Posted by plus one, Tue Jun-08-04 06:22 AM

3319, Skillz you always messing with somebody.
Posted by DeCisive, Tue Jun-08-04 05:21 AM
You border line bully duke. LOl. I'm just tripping yo I would say smash that nigga but it hardly seem worth it. I mean cause dude been rapping for how long and still not writing his own rhymes. You just don't try to battle somebody when you ain't writing your own rhymes. That nigga frontin probably trying to blow up or something. Oh and me my pops be wildin on the song yo.
PEace.
3320, RE: Shaq Vs.Skillz?? WTF??
Posted by High Society, Tue Jun-08-04 07:01 AM
the question is why the fuck is shaq tryin to diss Skillz?
lol, i find it hilarious and bizarre all at the same time.
wtf is going on. lol.
3321, RE: Shaq Vs.Skillz?? WTF??
Posted by guest, Tue Jun-08-04 09:06 AM
what in the fuck was shaq thinking? that slow mofo... (plus i didnt know you used to ghostwrite for him but that says a lot for him...) anyway, dont kill him in a diss now, kill him in the next wrapup04 (wrapup03 still has me crying when you did it in charlotte) even if the lakers do win (hopefully not). that would be the best since everyone around will hear it from the cracks of alabama to the big cities of los angeles... besides livin gin los angeles as a supposed celebrity has probably fucked with his head making him inferior to whats going on in the real world.

peace.

heres another quoted sig: "One day I'll turn the corner, and I know I won't be ready for it."
-Jean Michel Basquiat

3322, he's dissing Moses Malone.
Posted by Mosaic, Tue Jun-08-04 09:33 AM

3323, he's dissing Moses Malone
Posted by soultrain, Tue Jun-08-04 10:34 AM
Moses is the man.
Skillz, if he ain't talkin to you, but talkin' to Moses, you better call him out on it.
3324, Fuck Shaq and fuck the Lakers!!!!
Posted by stix, Tue Jun-08-04 02:12 PM
n/m.
3325, Shaq
Posted by HyconceptsANC, Tue Jun-08-04 04:45 PM
Shaq isn't getting at you. Skillz, what up man I'm from Woodbridge, I wish you can drop them oldschool punchlines like you used to. Peace
3326, haha..its gotta be ghostwriter OR....
Posted by Kid Gorgeous, Tue Jun-08-04 04:59 PM
Wasn't there some Shaq cd where it was him and "Superfriends" and your connection with the Supafriendz...maybe i'm stretching on that

hahahaha @ him dissing you for using metaphors

and finally...When is the DVD droppin??
3327, damn
Posted by qoolquest, Tue Jun-08-04 05:45 PM
maybe dukes found out about my "in the sun" secret.
3328, RE: damn
Posted by reisedogg, Tue Jun-08-04 06:10 PM
What is the "in the sun" secret?.....

But anyways.....just drop a verse about Shaq and be on your way...Maybe if you take it to Shaq we wont have to hear anymore from him on the mic ever again.....Shaq needs his ego checked.....
3329, u didnt know?
Posted by shwin, Wed Jun-09-04 10:22 AM
quest produced a track with shaq bt and com
3330, yeah but...
Posted by xangeluvr, Wed Jun-09-04 02:09 PM
what secret is there that Shaq would find out?
3331, RE: u didnt know?
Posted by reisedogg, Wed Jun-09-04 03:44 PM
Oh Quest did the beat for that song?....Is that his secret?.....Or is the secret that Shaq had the worst verse on the song...ha ha...
3332, In the Sun is dope!
Posted by soulnutbam, Wed Jun-09-04 02:16 PM
Great song! Even shaq ain't bad on it
3333, In The Sun was SO slept on...
Posted by MISTA MONOTONE, Thu Jun-10-04 04:38 AM
And although Shaq wasn't that bad...he wasn't that good. As many times as I played that record, nobody ever knew Shaq was on it...THANK YOU DOUBLES!!

What's the secret though?

...detroit...what...
3334, Enlightenment please?
Posted by psykosoul, Fri Jun-11-04 05:01 PM
™♥

"anybody got that Miles Davis joint?

it got the piano going, and then he come in

hot s**t

anybody know what im talkin about?" - hilwog88



3335, chill dude
Posted by notnac, Tue Jun-08-04 09:41 PM
it's directed at his big toe.
3336, DC Comics presents: Static Shaq Vs.Skillz of the Superf
Posted by saigo, Wed Jun-09-04 01:28 AM
*Shaq, in his hotel room sees John Cena and Method Man on the cover of WWE Magazine. Says to himself...*

"Damn, athletes are startin' to do this rap shyt again... might be time for a comeback!"

"...but I can't just come back out on some regular shyt... maybe if I try to battle somebody... but WHO???"

"Eminem? Nah, er'ybody's tryin' that route..."

"J-Kwon? Nah he's too tipsy. It'll look like I'm beatin' a drunk infant..."

*Turns on lamp in hotel room*

"I GOT IT!"

*Calls up Poc Fu*

"Yo, Poc, I know things are good for you at McD's but you gotta do me a solid, Duke. I need a hot verse I can get on this Sickamore jump-off... and I gotta put some ill subliminals on SKILLZ in there."

POC FU: "Skillz? WTF? That dude'll murder you on the mic! What the hell are you--"

SHAQ: "Trust me Duke, I'll blow it up just by goin' at him. You know he on tour with the Roots so he's visible, and he don't write for me no more so I can at least die with my boots on. C'mon man..."

*A new beginning?...*
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3337, What's Shaq's Motive
Posted by guest, Wed Jun-09-04 04:05 AM
What did Skills bet aganist the lakers, or maybe he banged his wife or something
3338, ITS About ALLEN IVERSON!!!!
Posted by guest, Wed Jun-09-04 04:38 AM
AI is who he's talkin bout. AI is an MC, and he is said to have "mad skills" on the court. And he is From virginia.
3339, interesting
Posted by gusto, Wed Jun-09-04 04:51 AM
.
3340, RE: ITS About ALLEN IVERSON!!!!
Posted by KissTheSkyy, Wed Jun-09-04 05:39 AM
That's an interesting thought, but after re-examining the song (with Iverson in mind), I truly think he was coming at Skillz.

Two Reasons:
1. He said "I don't know what you look like".. and I'm sure he knows what Iverson looks like, but he may not know what skillz looks like. But then again, this could just be a weak ass metaphor.

2. He said something along the lines of "Stop trying to be in my league".. and Iverson is technically in his league. (Not to mention Iverson scores MORE points than shaq)

Whatever the case, I am glad he said he rhymes just for fun, cuz if skillz got serious it'd truly be a wrap. But the next question is why would shaq come at skillz?? Did skillz mention something about one of his celeb friends in the rap up??
3341, RE: ITS About ALLEN IVERSON!!!!
Posted by Proton1, Wed Jun-09-04 10:39 AM
maybe skillz is in on it, and it is a way to help Skillz in some kind of twisted negative promotion
3342, Anyone else find this odd....
Posted by CaptNish, Fri Jun-11-04 09:03 AM
...that the AI post was number 76?

I am such a nerd for noticing that.

-- Nate
3343, buildingblock...get on dem beats for shaq
Posted by eclipsedInI, Wed Jun-09-04 10:31 AM

3344, RE: Shaq Vs.Skillz?? WTF??
Posted by me5000, Wed Jun-09-04 02:30 PM
_ _ _ _ Shaq he really has no business rhymin'. Shut his ass down. But, personally I agree with the cat that claimed that he might be goin' at Iverson. Dude is from Hampton or Buckroe or Bethel hell dude's from the Hampton Roads area originally. Plus, he's a baller and he tried to rap too.
3345, RE: Shaq Vs.Skillz?? WTF??
Posted by barnyard pimpin, Wed Jun-09-04 02:59 PM
Skillz you should go to Detroit and respond live during halftime..........that would be the illest shit ever! Could you imagine the pub you would get. Oh yeah and wear a Dennis Rodman Pistons throwback while you do it. We all know how shaq and karl malone feels about the Worm.
3346, Skillz in 4
Posted by DJ Oddysey, Wed Jun-09-04 05:10 PM
<~~~~~~~------------~~~~~~~>

I AM A CHRISTIAN

When I say... "I am a Christian"
I'm not shouting "I'm clean living."
I'm whispering "I was lost,"
Now I'm found and forgiven.

When I say..."I am a Christian"
I don't speak of this with pride.
I'm confessing that I stumble
and need CHRIST to be my guide.

When I say... "I am a Christian"
I'm not trying to be strong.
I'm professing that I'm weak
and need HIS strength to carry on.

When I say... "I am a Christian"
I'm not bragging of success.
I'm admitting I have failed
and need God to clean my mess.

When I say... "I am a Christian"
I'm not claiming to be perfect,
My flaws are far too visible
but, God believes I am worth it.

When I say... "I am a Christian"
I still feel the sting of pain,
I have my share of heartaches
So I call upon His name.

When I say... "I am a Christian"
I'm not holier than thou,
I was a simple sinner
who received God's good grace, somehow.
Author ~Maya Angelou~



When I graduated from Howard in 2002, one of my good friends got me Mase's book for a graduation present. So I read it the next day and couldnt put it down. Ended up finishing it in 2 days. The book really moved me. I was suppossed to come up to Jersey to look for Apt, but this voice kept telling me to go to Atlanta. For like 2 hours I hear this voice and I am bigged cuz thats a mean drive from DC. So I prayed and still heard that voice so I went down. Just got up packed and left.
So on the way down there, the voice is telling me to find Mase. So I go down and sleep my aunt and uncle's house. I wake up and call his church to see if he is there. Nope, but they tell me when Bible Study is. Its the nesxt day (wedenesday.) So I go. When I get there, I am like really bigged out because I see that he is really legit. During teh service, I keep hearing this voice saying go up to him afterward. I know it was the voice of the Lord, but it was bugged because I didnt know what to say. So after the service, I went up to him told him about this trip I made. Then, I told him he was suppossed to come back rapping. But rapping for God. i didnt even know I was suppossed to say that until I said it. He looked at me like nigga please, and he said I dont think thats the case man. i said, the Lord just revealed this to me. Take it for what its worth.

That was two years ago and now guess who's back. That is the reason I gave my life to Christ. Reading that book and my trip to Atlanta. I realized through that book, that Mase had everything I wanted and gave it up to follow God. That really prooved to me that God was real because there was no other reason for him to do that. The new song is tough too. I am glad he is back.
3347, Hmmm...
Posted by HannahTall, Wed Jun-09-04 05:41 PM
http://www.allhiphop.com/hiphopnews/?ID=3237


Shaq Gets In Rap Battle With Skillz
By Jigsaw
Date: 6/9/2004 4:39 pm

The Los Angeles Lakers are embroiled in a highly competitive Championship Series against the Detroit Pistons, but that hasn’t stopped Shaq from engaging in a battle far more personal.

The basketball juggernaut has turned his lyrical aggression to rapper Skillz even though he’s looking for yet another championship ring. Shaq went at the Virginia-bred rapper like he was a loose ball under the rim on a recent Sickamore mixtape.

“I dont care how “mad” your “skillz” is you cant serve me/ You don’t like these, take off my throwback jersey/ Lil’ ni**as better stay in their place/ hold you hostage in the toilet and s**t on your face…Matter of fact I don’t know what you look like/ you be spittin metaphors like you a geek Canibus studio book type/ I ain’t into f**kin’ beefs and battles/ I’m into smackin’ n***as back into playing with rattles…/Don’t respond, don’t reply, layoff/ Give this autograph to your mom and watch me in the playoffs.”

A confused Skillz said people around him began to inform him of the dis, but he was unable to determine why the 7’ 1” hooper would want to battle.

"I tried to give him the benefit of the doubt, like I kept telling myself he can't be talking about me,” Skillz told AllHipHop.com. “Then turned into, ‘If it ain’t you then who's he talking about?’ And it wasn't any candidates left. I wouldn't really pay attention to it if other people didn't, you know?”

Furthermore, Skillz said that this rap battle was much different than playing the Pistons on the basketball court and therefore in his favor.

“It’s a lyrical mismatch; him going at me is like me coming down the lane at him. It’s actually kind of funny,” Skillz exclaimed. “But the streets ain’t gonna stop talking about until I answer. Plus I talk too much s**t to not answer back,” he said.

Because of Skillz admission, AllHipHop.com engaged in its own investigation.

Shaq, who has dropped several platinum albums, might be coming to the defense of teammate and former rapper Kobe Bryant, who is currently accused of rape.

In his “2003 Rap Up” freestyle, Skillz rhymed, “The dummy move of the year that would be Kobe Bryant/ y’all think she lyin' that’s the second time Kobe been on TV cryin’ I’m like, ‘Damn Kobe in high school you was the man Kobe/ What the hell happened to you?”

Also, Skillz once rapped with a crew called the Supafriends from Virginia and Shaq considers himself to be basketball’s Superman. He even dropped an album called Shaquille O'Neal Presents His Superfriends in 2001.



3348, Good looks on this article
Posted by ThaHero, Wed Jun-09-04 08:04 PM
Guess whoever posted the Superfriends idea wasn't too far off base.

Did Skillz really ghostwrite for Shaq too? I wonder why they didn't mention that? Seems like that would be a huge factor as well.
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"If lyrics sold, truth be told, I'd prolly be, just as rich as Jay-Z"- Talib Kweli
3349, get at him...like, now.
Posted by UrbanCowgRRL, Mon Jun-14-04 08:01 AM
i know you won't hold back, have fun...

much love,
Kyle


"but why oh why do you feel you need to take over the world when you already rule? " ~ calamity june



3350, YOU MADE THE PAPER IN NEW YORK HOMIE
Posted by ummah1421, Thu Jun-10-04 12:39 AM
they even quoted you

are you gonna be out here today?
3351, RE: YOU MADE THE PAPER IN NEW YORK HOMIE
Posted by Skillz, Thu Jun-10-04 07:02 AM
What paper?
3352, RE: YOU MADE THE PAPER IN NEW YORK HOMIE
Posted by Proton1, Thu Jun-10-04 10:02 AM
publicity stunt.
skillz this only helps you, i still think you could be in on it
3353, You owe it to Hiphop to rip that fool!
Posted by Ocsis, Thu Jun-10-04 01:24 AM
Who does he think he is?... And just so you know, hell yeah he was spittin' that shyt at you! Now what! Pardon the pun, but the ball is in your court... I'm thinkin' some new 04 Big bitch in you ass shyt! Fugg him!
3354, POWER 106
Posted by scra99y, Thu Jun-10-04 02:23 AM
yeah this morning on Power 106 out here in L.A. i heard Big Boy's Neighborhood talkn about the battle going on between you and Shaq. THey were giving you your love and said that you were one of the illest MC's and that you got heat...you are real witty with your words and you got great punch lines so they were like what the hell is shaq doing tryn to battle him and that your piece is on the way...

~*Egyptian Queen*~

http://profile.myspace.com/users/228651
3355, meet with minister common to squash it. shaq bought
Posted by lazyboi, Thu Jun-10-04 02:41 AM
5 grand of comm's music....ahh fuck it, roast him. please. and PLEASE reference that TNT out burst that he had. shit ANd that time he swung on WRONG dude who's back was turned ...AND MISSED.

<------and make love good
3356, hisshaq brand shoes sell at target for 25 bucks
Posted by lazyboi, Thu Jun-10-04 02:42 AM


<------and make love good
3357, ALLHIPHOP ARTICLE (swipe)
Posted by scra99y, Thu Jun-10-04 02:50 AM
http://www.allhiphop.com/hiphopnews/?ID=3237

By Jigsaw
Date: 6/9/2004 4:39 pm

The Los Angeles Lakers are embroiled in a highly competitive Championship Series against the Detroit Pistons, but that hasn’t stopped Shaq from engaging in a battle far more personal.

The basketball juggernaut has turned his lyrical aggression to rapper Skillz even though he’s looking for yet another championship ring. Shaq went at the Virginia-bred rapper like he was a loose ball under the rim on a recent Sickamore mixtape titled "Drop Another Day."

“I dont care how “mad” your “skillz” is you cant serve me/ You don’t like these, take off my throwback jersey/ Lil’ ni**as better stay in their place/ hold you hostage in the toilet and s**t on your face…Matter of fact I don’t know what you look like/ you be spittin metaphors like you a geek Canibus studio book type/ I ain’t into f**kin’ beefs and battles/ I’m into smackin’ n***as back into playing with rattles…/Don’t respond, don’t reply, layoff/ Give this autograph to your mom and watch me in the playoffs.”

A confused Skillz said people around him began to inform him of the dis, but he was unable to determine why the 7’ 1” hooper would want to battle.

"I tried to give him the benefit of the doubt, like I kept telling myself he can't be talking about me,” Skillz told AllHipHop.com. “Then turned into, ‘If it ain’t you then who's he talking about?’ And it wasn't any candidates left. I wouldn't really pay attention to it if other people didn't, you know?”

Furthermore, Skillz said that this rap battle was much different than playing the Pistons on the basketball court and therefore in his favor.

“It’s a lyrical mismatch; him going at me is like me coming down the lane at him. It’s actually kind of funny,” Skillz exclaimed. “But the streets ain’t gonna stop talking about until I answer. Plus I talk too much s**t to not answer back,” he said.

Because of Skillz admission, AllHipHop.com engaged in its own investigation.

Shaq, who has dropped several platinum albums, might be coming to the defense of teammate and former rapper Kobe Bryant, who is currently accused of rape.

In his “2003 Rap Up” freestyle, Skillz rhymed, “The dummy move of the year that would be Kobe Bryant/ y’all think she lyin' that’s the second time Kobe been on TV cryin’ I’m like, ‘Damn Kobe in high school you was the man Kobe/ What the hell happened to you?”

Also, Skillz once rapped with a crew called the Supafriends from Virginia and Shaq considers himself to be basketball’s Superman. He even dropped an album called Shaquille O'Neal Presents His Superfriends in 2001.


~*Egyptian Queen*~

http://profile.myspace.com/users/228651
3358, oh god i'm in OkayArtist...will i make it out of here a
Posted by ChuckFoPrez, Thu Jun-10-04 03:04 AM
or will i get trampled by the OkayGroupies?

but nonetheless, handle your biz, skillz. take that big fucking ogar out!!! no doubt!!!
3359, lose/lose situation
Posted by shunjen, Thu Jun-10-04 03:20 AM
1. he battle raps shaq, destroys him and then what
2. he battle raps shaq, destroys him and then shaq kicks his ass for real..then signs him to his label and makes him wear t.w.i.z.m.

not either of them looks good

3360, Didn't Skillz call out Shaq in Ghostwriter???
Posted by Q_SOHH, Thu Jun-10-04 03:22 AM
Shaq could just be responding to that!
3361, RE: Didn't Skillz call out Shaq in Ghostwriter???
Posted by dolo, Thu Jun-10-04 05:06 AM
shaq is garbage. its a shame he wasting his time rhyming when he could be giving hungry cats some burn. i remember the "i know i got skills" video when he comes out the truck with def jef .. funny ass shyt. he needs to work on his free throws and not his mcing ( although he is shooting good from the line in da finals). them refs be suckin him though
3362, Seriously AGAIN
Posted by nowhere man, Thu Jun-10-04 07:26 AM
I don't think he is trying to get at skillz, As stated before, the AI speculaton makes more sense then the Skillz thing. When shaq said that he don't know what he looks like, It's probably becaue AI is so short compared shaq, so he has never looked at him face to face. The thing about not being in my leauge is because shaq thinks he is the greatest player in the NBA so of course he is going to think that nobody is in his leauge. Again I'll say it, you guys want skillz to rip him cuz

1. Shaq probably nailed like 30 plus points on your team
2. Your team is not in the finals
3. Pistons fans know they'll lose the series.
3363, yo, they just talked about this on the Radio
Posted by Smack_Shinto, Thu Jun-10-04 09:38 AM
here in D.C., 93.9 wkys, dude just read Shaq's diss verse and said if anyone who knows about hiphop will know who Madd Skillz is and that Shaq has dissed him...I bet I'll see something about this next on MTV News or some shit

3364, SKILLZ BETTER BE SURE...
Posted by Triptych, Thu Jun-10-04 10:54 AM
before he comes back. Otherwise he looks like a jackass trying to hitch a ride on Shaq's coattails. I'd love to see it, of couse, but be sure man.
3365, RE: Shaq Vs.Skillz?? WTF??
Posted by guest, Thu Jun-10-04 11:10 AM
shaq doesnt know he's gettin at you. he's just reading. his ghostwriter must have beef with you
3366, RE: lolol
Posted by BarTek, Thu Jun-10-04 11:30 AM
hahahahahaha.

peace.
3367, 3sixty from the chapter: Shaq Fu vrs Skills.
Posted by guest, Thu Jun-10-04 11:31 AM
bawahahah! Skills I did get a chance to meets you in Hollywood when we opened the tour but I did listen to you word for word. Shaq a beat cho ass in BBall like skills rhyming against shaq. ????????
3368, Best Analysis of the beef
Posted by DJ Oddysey, Fri Jun-11-04 02:33 PM
<~~~~~~~------------~~~~~~~>

I AM A CHRISTIAN

When I say... "I am a Christian"
I'm not shouting "I'm clean living."
I'm whispering "I was lost,"
Now I'm found and forgiven.

When I say..."I am a Christian"
I don't speak of this with pride.
I'm confessing that I stumble
and need CHRIST to be my guide.

When I say... "I am a Christian"
I'm not trying to be strong.
I'm professing that I'm weak
and need HIS strength to carry on.

When I say... "I am a Christian"
I'm not bragging of success.
I'm admitting I have failed
and need God to clean my mess.

When I say... "I am a Christian"
I'm not claiming to be perfect,
My flaws are far too visible
but, God believes I am worth it.

When I say... "I am a Christian"
I still feel the sting of pain,
I have my share of heartaches
So I call upon His name.

When I say... "I am a Christian"
I'm not holier than thou,
I was a simple sinner
who received God's good grace, somehow.
Author ~Maya Angelou~



When I graduated from Howard in 2002, one of my good friends got me Mase's book for a graduation present. So I read it the next day and couldnt put it down. Ended up finishing it in 2 days. The book really moved me. I was suppossed to come up to Jersey to look for Apt, but this voice kept telling me to go to Atlanta. For like 2 hours I hear this voice and I am bigged cuz thats a mean drive from DC. So I prayed and still heard that voice so I went down. Just got up packed and left.
So on the way down there, the voice is telling me to find Mase. So I go down and sleep my aunt and uncle's house. I wake up and call his church to see if he is there. Nope, but they tell me when Bible Study is. Its the nesxt day (wedenesday.) So I go. When I get there, I am like really bigged out because I see that he is really legit. During teh service, I keep hearing this voice saying go up to him afterward. I know it was the voice of the Lord, but it was bugged because I didnt know what to say. So after the service, I went up to him told him about this trip I made. Then, I told him he was suppossed to come back rapping. But rapping for God. i didnt even know I was suppossed to say that until I said it. He looked at me like nigga please, and he said I dont think thats the case man. i said, the Lord just revealed this to me. Take it for what its worth.

That was two years ago and now guess who's back. That is the reason I gave my life to Christ. Reading that book and my trip to Atlanta. I realized through that book, that Mase had everything I wanted and gave it up to follow God. That really prooved to me that God was real because there was no other reason for him to do that. The new song is tough too. I am glad he is back.
3369, RE: finish him
Posted by guest, Thu Jun-10-04 11:29 AM
take him out but if u dont bother with this i could see why.
3370, Everyone's ignoring the fact that he dissed Canibus too
Posted by Triptych, Thu Jun-10-04 11:47 AM
Like he didn't hear 2nd Round KO - that's the shit that put Canibus on the map. MVP or not, he does NOT want Canibus in his ass like that.
3371, RE: Everyone's ignoring the fact that he dissed Canibus
Posted by araQual, Thu Jun-17-04 02:38 AM
>MVP or not, he does NOT want Canibus in
>his ass like that.

no homo.

V.
3372, what the fuck does Shaq care...he's a millionaire
Posted by Lord_Vingtune, Thu Jun-10-04 12:46 PM
I'd go around saying whateva the fuck I wanted to if I was a millionaire too

and alot of ya'll cats is str8 dickriding...granted Skillz is the better MC but that Shaq verse was kinda tight..."see me in the playoffs" lol

fuck you if you ain't feeling the dips

"but i know what u mean, this nigga doublearon258 knows some chick that use to live wit my boy, so he told her i "met" him off of OKP. this bitch waits till its like 6 of us in my boy crib then gon shout, "o i seen aaron, and he says he knows u" . so i'm all nervous like "yea", then bitch gon go ," he said he met u online off OKP, i didnt know u be up there", all my boys gave me that look like,' this nigga meet other dudes off the internet?', i tried to change the subject quick as shit, lmao. if i meet a chick off theinternet, and she meet someone i know in real life, i tell them i met her on busstop, mall, bar, something, anything but the internet" SouthPhillyMan on the OKP paradigm



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3373, burn the shit outta that tall mufucka
Posted by spirit, Thu Jun-10-04 12:57 PM
____

Please vote this year. Thanks.

3374, you GOTTA respond at game 4 or 5
Posted by Up In Smoke, Thu Jun-10-04 06:22 PM
halftime, I know the pistons would you do it, and you'd get great publicity
3375, here's the link if anyone wants to hear
Posted by Up In Smoke, Thu Jun-10-04 06:23 PM
http://www.soundclick.com/util/DownloadSong.cfm?ID=1298165
3376, how bout u just ask him? lol
Posted by lazyboi, Fri Jun-11-04 12:54 AM

<------and make love good
3377, Take it live...
Posted by phillybmoregirl, Fri Jun-11-04 05:25 AM
The fact that we are trying to figure out whether or not he is dissin Skillz exemplifies what a joke Shaq is.
I don't think that Skillz needs to reply - it isn't like a real MC dissed him. Shaq Who? Kazaam? What?
But if Skillz does reply, that shit will be soooo funny...
Skillz should challenge him to battle it out LIVE. Shaq will have nothing to say. (Maybe the convention in Newark next week...?)
3378, cosign
Posted by Eddy, Fri Jun-11-04 07:02 AM
that wud be funny as hell
3379, RE: Shaq Vs.Skillz?? WTF??
Posted by DeCisive, Fri Jun-11-04 05:32 AM
In the words of Aziatic

"this is...this is what they want huh
this is what's it about ..war
Its time to take affirmative action son
Niggaz comin sideways thinkin somethin sweet
Nah mean
Nigga don't understand the four devils:
Lust
Envy
Hate
Jealousy...wicked niggaz

sit back relax catch the contact
Sip you Cognac and we'll all wash this money
Through the laundry mat
Sneak attack new cat worth top dollars
In fact touch mines and I'll react like a rockwilder"

3380, wait a sec skillz. if u fuck with shaq, then u gotta de
Posted by lazyboi, Fri Jun-11-04 08:56 AM
kobe
chocolate chip fu
moc AND poc fu. think it through homie.

<------and make love good
3381, he dont want it with chip tho
Posted by fwmj, Fri Jun-11-04 11:17 AM
www.ohsonappy.com
www.alishaheed.com
www.gardenseekerproductions.com
3382, that nigga say nigga more than MOP
Posted by fwmj, Fri Jun-11-04 11:06 AM
www.ohsonappy.com
www.alishaheed.com
www.gardenseekerproductions.com
3383, RE: It's not worth it !
Posted by ppg_2311, Fri Jun-11-04 11:14 AM
Don't waste your time on it. Shaq was so wack, you'll make him sound good by responding. If you have to, drop one diss line in passing in an unrelated song, but don't make a whole diss track for his wack ass.

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1. Muhammad Ali - ...float like a butterfly.
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3. Bruce Lee - 3 words :Jeet Kwon Do
4. Maradona - write a wave function for his solo runs alone...
5. Mikhail Barynishkov - rhythm and the classics in the physical form...
6. James Brown - 'Git up uh !
7. Jesse Owens - they say he took long effortless strides as if he was not running...
8. Arthur Ashe - grace and motion of a gentleman...
9. Florence Joyner Griffiths - poem over in 11s
10. Aaliyah Haughton/Hankerson - no offense to Janet, Aaliyah was pop music's version of grace and sensuality...
3384, we NEED to know when that airs
Posted by aoxomoxoa, Fri Jun-11-04 11:20 AM
so i can tell JOSE ... lol
3385, ha ha ha... Shaq is gully
Posted by the real Mindbender, Fri Jun-11-04 01:08 PM
this is surprisngly not that wack, but Skillz, you can eat his food something nasty with a one verse response...

you HAVE TO respond though... it's not like he came totally wack and didn't say anything shocking... he's clownin you, homie

rap is fun



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"hip hop culture clash cause we don't do it like them/ the truth in my pen/ educated Stupid White Men/ rhyming raw intelligence in song but I'm kinda poor, so I can't afford the mainstream publicity of Michael Moore/ the Ol' Boys Club near extinction like they're dinosaurs/ it's vital for earth's survival, so we can end the vengeance of Bible Wars" - Mindbender 2004

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3386, WOWZERS
Posted by Soulwarrior, Fri Jun-11-04 02:08 PM
What fuck did u do to make BIG DEZEL go to the studio???? He hasn't spit on a track since he Freestlyed the last time they won a chip.....

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C.A.D 5000 - "Smile Jesus Loves you"

Something to think about:
It’s a damn shame that in 2003 the DIXIE CHICKS made 98% of the rappers look like soft, clueless, happy ass slaves . An army of intelligence that at least procts and bulids the peoples minds bodys, and souls anyone?"
- Chuck D

"I know that times is hard just Keep your mind on god"
- Mos Def
From BlackStarr's "Little Brother"

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And Now: Some good bars from Buckshot Shorty:

"One, two, melody shows
And before I flip a script you know I must keep you dozing
Into the stage of the Buckshot Shorty
Son pass the boom, keep the top on the 40
Never ever ever get played, KILL THAT
Bust a mad cap in your back cause I'm all that
Straight from Crooklyn, better known as Brooklyn
Elude the hook and, your whole beat's tookin'
Must take charge, bomb guard, I'm the man
Bust my plan, it feeds back on my fam
Once I cruise, pay dues, I never lose
When I break on fools, wake up, you don't snooze
Bust a move, I get smooth like Roadie
Kick it like the Four Horsemen, yeah you know me
Booming like a speaker with my 100 dollar sneakers
Baggy black jeans, knapsack, and my beeper
keep a fresh cut, never see me with a busted fro
And I'm a let you know..."

- From Black Moon's "Who Got The Props?"
3387, Man....................
Posted by Bless, Fri Jun-11-04 06:47 PM
I didn't realize how serious this was. Now I see this on mtv.com? What is really going on!!?!?!??!?!?!??!!! Well Skillz, do yo thing. I already know you finna slay this cat. Just make it graceful. And if you said something about Kobe, then why is HE coming at you and not Kobe himself??????
3388, Dont even listen into that shit
Posted by MuZiK Macks, Sun Jun-13-04 10:56 AM
if it was freal, answering back makes you look like an idiot. shaq plays basketball, dosnt make records (or at least any one is gonna buy)
3389, and another WTF?? who told him he nice?
Posted by F_black, Sun Jun-13-04 11:52 AM
Skillz!!!! ATTACK

shaq should work on his freethrows before he picks up a mic
go pistons
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3390, "Matter of fact, I don't know what you look like"
Posted by musickman, Sun Jun-13-04 12:13 PM
That line is funny as hell!

Yo, after the Pistons whoop the Lakers asses and wrap this thing up in either Game 6 or 7, drop your joint. The Shaq song is actually funny and it's kinda tight, if I must admit. I fucking can't stand Shaq, I've never liked him when he was in college, & I damn sure don't like him now. If he's pissed about Ghostwritter, I'm suprised that it took so long for him to say something. Rip his ass up after the Playoffs, Pistons Nigga!!!

"I'm da musick maaaannnn" - Masta Ace
3391, i highly doubt...
Posted by Educator, Sun Jun-13-04 06:46 PM
that our man from kazaam even wrote that himself,i think the diss is witty and dare i say intelligent which is the evidence i am using to make this arguement, ironic if hes pissed off about ghostwriter and then most likely has his dis-track ghostwrote (is that a word) for him... i think his intelligence level is prolly more on par with his character in blue-chips than his "rhyme skills" exhibited in this track. Skillz, rip him, it should be declared a no-contest.
3392, Before you battle ANYONE....read this...
Posted by DVS, Mon Jun-14-04 12:39 AM
Skillz...do you make a habit out of fucking fat girls just 'cause its Tuesday and ya bus don't leave for 3 hours or so?

IF YOUR ANSWER IS NO....leave that nigga be. Y'all ain't even in the same zip code...let alone hemisphere!

HOWEVER...if you really want the radio to be saturated with some huff assed SHAQ-FU...then by all means....have at you.

I'm saying, though...this shit is like you challenging Shaq to a dunk contest. Yeah...you maybe COULD do it....but basketball is what this cat does for a living!!

Don't even give this "rapforahobbyI'mjustpissedcauseKobeain'tpassingmetheball" assed nigga the time of day.
3393, Shaq Vs. Shakqwan ... PAY PER VIEW
Posted by aoxomoxoa, Mon Jun-14-04 05:26 AM
ding ding
3394, Diss and ask questions later.
Posted by Buddy_Gilapagos, Mon Jun-14-04 07:05 AM
F' confirming it. Go after him, not with anger, but with jokes, and sell some records from the hype.

**********

Break all your mirrors. Shatter the glass. In our society that is so self-absorbed, begin to look less at yourself and more at each other. Learn more about the face of your neighbor, and less about your own. - Sargent Shriver


3395, RE: Shaq Vs.Skillz?? WTF??
Posted by guest, Mon Jun-14-04 08:53 AM
Martin without the "R" in!!!!

How shaq gonna beef?
Mumbling on the mic, seem like his wack rhymes be battling his teeth
mid june, I see shaq and dem relaxin on the beach
No cham, no title
Nobody dickridin, he aint nobody’s idol
No new sneakers comin out, no movies
Cause even when he used to drop shit, it was all so booty
SO wack-fu please don’t test that real hip-hop, for you will burn
theres this thing called street cred which you never had to earn
Most of your fanbase was born rockin a perm
Get it? if not you will soon learn
You shouldve aimed ya dart at ya man kobe’s ass
Nigga 7 feet tall and scared tell a 6-6 nigga that he should pass
And don’t take it too personal, you set it, so come and get it
Mad skillz is fam
And this is the block, we holdin' hot glocks….fuck kazaam!

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3396, I've got a BEAT for you Skillz. . .
Posted by Tecate, Mon Jun-14-04 10:01 AM
streaming:

http://www.soundclick.com/util/streamM3U.m3u?ID=1318869&q=Hi

mp3:

http://www.soundclick.com/util/DownloadSong.cfm?ID=1318869

The timing couldn't better with shaq about to lose the finals. . .!
3397, RE: Shaq Vs.Skillz?? WTF??
Posted by five, Mon Jun-14-04 10:14 AM
the way i see it, shaq is a funny one, and he make sum stupid-ass comments all the time. skillz, someone need to make shaq watch what he say. Dont worry about asking him if he got you, just GET HIM!

Just keep us posted.

ONE


3398, The reason
Posted by BigJoSkully, Tue Jun-15-04 05:13 AM
I was listening to, I think it was show love (off of I aint mad no more), at the gym yesterday and with relation to the supafriends theories; He does say something like, "anybody that says they supafriends is lyin if they don't know me." It was interesting that I was reading a bunch of this stuff yesterday and then BAM! That line hit me as I was workin out.
3399, RE: Shaq Vs.Skillz?? WTF??
Posted by Humblecat 4000, Tue Jun-15-04 05:35 AM
You know if it's on Yahoo it's blowing up

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/launch/20040614/en_launch/218573&e=2
3400, Blow Shaq's car up, BK Babylon style.
Posted by Clark Kent, Tue Jun-15-04 05:30 PM
Just call me Scratch ladies and gentleman, just call me Scratch.
3401, RE: Shaq Vs.Skillz?? WTF??
Posted by musickman, Tue Jun-15-04 09:08 PM
>Ok I'm thinking to hard but I heard a jawn last nite on the
>new DJ Sickamore and it sounds like Shaq Fu is coming at my
>neck!!! Now bare with me, cause I slept on this before
>making any kinda posts or anything. It's 4 references that
>make me say "This nigga is gettin at me"!
>I'ma let you guys listen to it and you tell me what you
>think, but this is hella funny!
>1."I dont care how mad your Skillz is you cant serve me"
>okay..lets just let that slide..Mad Skills is two words that
>are still used in hip hip. Not so much as mad anymore
>though.
>2."I dont fuck with dubs either ..you the 4th best from
>Virginia & guess what I dont fuck with scrubs neither"!
>ok...things that make you say mmmmm now I'm listening.
>Maybe he's talking about someone in the leauge..but then he
>says..
>3 & 4" Matter of fact I dont know what you look like/ you be
>spittin metaphors like you a geek Cannibus studio book
>type"!
>after that he starts talking about and 1 niggas..which leads
>me to believe that the 1st person he was talkin about is an
>MC
>Ok..before I start thinking that I'm tripping, yall tell me!
>
>here it is,
>http://www.okayplayer.com/real/okayplayer/shaqskillzdiss.ram

PISTONS NIGGA!

I heard about the comment that you made saying that Shaq needed to be worried about them Wallace Boys!!! Drop your joint NOW, kick this nigga while this is soaking in!!! The Lakers will not be the same team as we know it next year. His Bitch ass loss the Championship! Hit him with these facts as well as any other ammo that you have to get at him with!!! Now is the time. MP3 that shit to all of the radio, televison & mixtape/mixshow djs that's playing that Shaq shit!!!

Looking forward to hearing it!!!

"I'm da musick maaaannnn" - Masta Ace
3402, Smoother than Rick Fox puttin on his hair gel
Posted by Spread, Wed Jun-16-04 03:23 AM
You and Kool Keith should collab and do NBA part II
3403, RE: Shaq Vs.Skillz?? WTF??
Posted by Galactus, Wed Jun-16-04 02:39 PM
Skillz first I don't doubt that you can whoop up on shaq lyrically - if it comes to blows tho, do like Ghostface said and run nukka, even charles barkley ain't wanna tangle with the big dawg. I'm saying Bruce Lee walloped Kareems ass but i don't know how nice your jijitsu or wu shu is. At any rate, I'm thinking he's gonna hit up royce or sauce money (remember him) to write some stuff about you. Maybe this will signal the return of Def Jef. Would you battle chip fu? its you against (brown hornet voice) "the forces of eville." Do us proud nukka. stomp on that nukkas couch one time.
3404, dude, i don't know what he thinks...
Posted by wolfie, Thu Jun-17-04 02:58 AM
messing with you... dude was never the brightest crayon in the box... must be those growth hormones or something.

::sighs, shakes head::

he's gotta kick this whole "i am king" attitude because, obviously, he couldn't hold his own in the paint this past series.
3405, RE: Shaq Vs.Skillz?? WTF??
Posted by Humu, Thu Jun-17-04 04:27 AM
Any one that proclaimed the "Fu-schnickens" as thier favorite rap group is not worthy of responding to.


"when you see me, please dap my hands, i know i got skills man i know i got skills maaaan" -shaq from " i know i got skillz" ...maybe you should roast him on his own track. s'only fitting.

"and girls all over the globe act like they know me, just a day in the life of the K to the O to the B to the E" - Kobe Bryant's first single
3406, RE: ^^^
Posted by BarTek, Wed Jun-23-04 05:58 PM
peace.
3407, LOL....yeah, that was funny.
Posted by Castro, Thu Jun-24-04 04:07 AM