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26609, Eff Jon Stewart!!!!!!
Posted by KDfromWestP, Thu Feb-24-00 06:11 PM
yo I was just sittin here chillin watchin "The Daily Show" and no Jon Stewart did not just diss The Roots....well he was dissing other artists too (Christina Aguillera, Elton John, J. Lopez, Puffy) but this one hit home nahmean, makin fun of Black Thought's slang, and even poked fun at ?uest (makin fun of ?uest's shoutout of okayplayer.com) saying he was "forgetful" (while a supposedly playful Stewart was brushing his teeth-- a crack on ?uest leaving his pick in his hair)...so to Jon Stewart I give a big EFF YOU!!!<P><BR>________________________________________<BR>"Of course that's just my opinion, I could be wrong" -Dennis Miller<P>***proud member of T.O.P.A.*** <P>KD215877 on AOL/Compuserve<P>Where will YOU be Memorial Day Weekend???<BR><a href="http://www.geocities.com/Colosseum/Stands/7507/reunion2.html" target="_blank">http://www.geocities.com/Colosseum/Stands/7507/reunion2.html<;/a>
26610, leaving us hanging!!!
Posted by guest, Thu Feb-24-00 06:26 PM
huh?<P>Making fun of ?uest's shoutout?<P>I know it's all in fun, but moms don't play with the okaybaby right here. What Mr Stewart say? I gotta send Malik over there?<P>angieee ('stress)<P>Buy my book. You got a year to save up for it. "The Broke Diaries": Spring 2001 Random House / Villard Press.<P>(Yeah, yeah...Random House, I ain't joking...I'm coming LARGE!, WHAT?!!)<P>Hey! Music and News are here: <a href="http://www.okayplayer.com/update.html" target="_blank">http://www.okayplayer.com/update.html<;/a><P>Looking for those posting guidelines? <BR><a href="http://www.okayplayer.com/guidelines.html" target="_blank">http://www.okayplayer.com/guidelines.html<;/a>
26611, i just caught the last part
Posted by guest, Thu Feb-24-00 08:47 PM
I'm switching channels and I see a picture of Black Thought, ad I was like, finally someone's putting them on TV. And then I saw John Stewart's face and was like, "Awwwhh man!"<BR>Then he made a little joke about ?uestlove and cut to commercial. I was kind of pissed, but then I decided it was Comedy Central and they do what they have to do. You said he was making fun of everyone??? I guess that makes it a little better. I'm catching the rerun tomorrow to make sure I've got things straight. I'm going to analyze Stewart frame by frame if I must.<P>[][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][]<P>"Out of everybody I met, who told the truth? Time did<BR>We find kids speakin cuz it's naturally in us<BR>But the false prophets by tellin us we born sinners" - Common
26612, comedians doin their thing
Posted by guest, Mon Feb-28-00 03:26 PM
first off the mans a comedian,riping on people is his job.<BR>2nd he probly didn't even write the joke about thought/?uest it was most likely one of his writers for the show.<P>and hey at least it got the roots name on national TV.see you just gotta look for the brite side-o thangs.<P>
26613, I second that eff....
Posted by DivineVersatile, Thu Feb-24-00 08:48 PM
Yo...John Stewart has been on my "lemme find you in a dark alley" list for a minute. Did y'all hear the diss he tossed at the "GREATEST DAY IN HIP HOP" photo shoot? Yo....son was crackin on how the original "GREAT DAY IN JAZZ" shoot was followed by a jam session and some media attention...but the "GREATEST DAY IN HIP HOP" was followed by 2 murders...a sexual assault...etc. You know...the typical middle-to-upper class Caucasian bullshyt. Plus they was clowning about folks sending shots to they fam...lemme find that nigga slippin. That's on my word.<P>The Infamous DVSJ<BR>Hitman for the Stars<P>Charter Member and Annointed Leader of the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants<P>
26614, take it easy
Posted by AFKAP_of_Darkness, Fri Feb-25-00 03:32 AM
i don't think it was jon stewart who make the joke on "the daily show" about "the great day in hip-hop." it was craig kilborn. unless jon stewart did it somewhere else.<P>i think stewart's really funny, though... and if you're a regular viewer of "the daily show," you'll know that's just their steez. he didn't say anything really bad. it's just when tariq said "knowmsayn?" stewart sat with a blank stare and said, " yes, i am fully aware of the ramifications of that which you have just stated," or something. then they cut to tariq saying, "we're taking this here to philly, knowmsayn?" and thent hey cut back to stewart, "as i said before, i am aware of the ramifications of that which you have just said." it was actually kinda funny... i mean, i would've laughed if it weren't the roots.<P>what I'M really pissed about is moby saying the roots won "in theory." i mean, who the fuck was HE rooting for? dre? busta? okay, i can dig that, but no need to rain on someone's long-awaited day in the sun like that. i mean, if it were DMX, would he have dissed him to his face like that? or does he feel safe to talk shit because the roots are "soft"?<BR>
26615, Craig Kilborn is hip hop
Posted by Numba_33, Fri Feb-25-00 05:13 AM
Damn the fucking riff Craig Kilborn had with Lizz Winstead on that show. Jon Stewart is coo, but who can fuck with Craig's dancing skills? Sorry for the rant; Craig **almost** ranks up there with Del. <P>~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_<BR>April 11th -- Both Sides of the Brain by Del the Funky Homosapien<BR>Yes okayplayers... it got pushed back again!<BR>~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_<BR>Conversation with a friend/ex-okayplayette<BR>Del Jocker33: and how would you be able to validate if I get ass or not <BR> Del Jocker33: I could just lie to you <BR> FuEgoEnCieLo: well...u would have to show me the used condom...lol
26616, Maybe....rage blinds, you know? LOL! n/m
Posted by DivineVersatile, Sat Feb-26-00 07:46 PM
The Infamous DVSJ<P>"I loves Harpo....lawd knows I do....but I'll KILL HIM DEAD...'fo I let him beat me"<-- Sophia from A COLOR PURPLE<BR>
26617, Ay, yo, Jon Stewart is aight
Posted by spirit, Fri Feb-25-00 08:29 AM
Maaaaan, I love the shit outta Jon Stewart. Money used to be getting his guests drunk during his show, start drinking liquor during the interview! he's funny as shit too. The impression I got was he's a hip-hop head, because he used to have some pretty dope acts come on, if my memory serves (this was his old show).<P>Anywayyyyy, I didn't see the skit, but I know Jon is mad funny, so maybe y'all are taking it too seriously.<P>Peace,<P>Spirit<BR><a href="http://amphibians.iuma.com" target="_blank">http://amphibians.iuma.com<;/a><BR><a href="http://infiniteloop.iuma.com" target="_blank">http://infiniteloop.iuma.com<;/a><BR>DC hip-hop is on the rise...<P>"High grade when I create beats/if I don't get signed/I'ma be the most dope bum that ever walked the streets" - <BR>Aychell (HL, of Khemystery)<P>"If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, and looks like a duck, it's probably a tool of the conspiracy" - unknown
26618, again, I gotta say . . .
Posted by el_rey, Fri Feb-25-00 03:15 AM
Where's T.O.P.A. when ya need 'em. Sound like someone needs a smackdown, n/m?<P>Nesta, anyone!<P>love and respect,<BR>El Rey<P>"I prefer to speak of the impossible, because we already know too much about what is possible" Silvio Rodriguez<P>"If our profanity offends you, look around you and see how destructively society is profaning itself. It is the rape of the land, the pollution of the environment, the betrayal and suffering of the masses by corrupt government that is the real obscenity." - MOVE statement<P>FREE MUMIA!<BR>www.mumia.org<P>FREE THE MOVE 9!<P>FREE ALL POLITICAL PRISONERS!<P>FREE YOUR SELF!<BR>www.freeyourself.com<P>"Get free y'all, get free!" - Digable Planets<P>"Get Free" - The Artist<P>
26619, Oh Freakin RELAX....
Posted by NazDak, Fri Feb-25-00 03:43 AM
Stop being so damn uptight. So, he made fun of the Roots. Oooooh. I look at it as a compliment. If the Roots are big enough for People to start making Jokes about them, thats a pretty damn good thing. I cant wait till John Stewart makes some jokes about me!<BR> Peace,<BR> Naz<P><BR> "I'm so ahead of my time, my parents havent met yet"--Big L (RIP)<BR> <BR> "I believe that Children are our future....Teach them well and let them Grab the dick"--SkipGotSkills<P> JazzyFatnastees "The Once and Future" In stores now.<BR> Pick up Commons "Like Water for Chocolate"--In stores March 28th.<BR> D'angelo's "Voodoo" In stores now.
26620, Looks like I ain't the one that needs to chill, n/m?
Posted by el_rey, Fri Feb-25-00 05:23 AM
Just havin some fun up in here like everyone else. I'll be sure to put the obligatory "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" next to my comments so you know I'm jokin around.<BR><img src="http://www.okayplayer.com/dcforum/Images/wink.gif"><P><BR>love and respect,<BR>El Rey<P>"I prefer to speak of the impossible, because we already know too much about what is possible" Silvio Rodriguez<P>"If our profanity offends you, look around you and see how destructively society is profaning itself. It is the rape of the land, the pollution of the environment, the betrayal and suffering of the masses by corrupt government that is the real obscenity." - MOVE statement<P>FREE MUMIA!<BR>www.mumia.org<P>FREE THE MOVE 9!<P>FREE ALL POLITICAL PRISONERS!<P>FREE YOUR SELF!<BR>www.freeyourself.com<P>"Get free y'all, get free!" - Digable Planets<P>"Get Free" - The Artist<P>
26621, How about I diss you?
Posted by SkipGotSkills, Fri Feb-25-00 10:57 AM
You fake ass Mike Piazza...........if you look at my signature below you'll see NazDak disses almost everybody. I know he ain't talking bout me cause I'll pull his skirt up, What??????!!!!!!??????!!!!!<P>LOL.....<P><BR>The reason why there hasnt been an Okayplayer of <BR>the Month since early January? Because everybody sucks.-NazDak-
26622, Tru Dat NazDak....
Posted by guest, Sat Feb-26-00 12:17 PM
<BR>WON <P>NAHUM<P><BR>"if you can't laugh at yourself, then your taking yourself too seriously"
26623, ha!
Posted by nebt_het, Fri Feb-25-00 03:48 AM
The Daily News in Philly was sayin they where of the fashion don'ts " baseball caps and do rags"<BR>along with Erykah and Her accesories...her son!!<BR>Whoa!!.....mofo be trippin!!!<BR>Don't sweat it!! <P><P><P><P>"what part of the game is that?" my Boop!<P>"dancin wit Blanche and them bitches" Ghostface<P><BR>"think I'll get a bean pie and a 40" Suburban Mom<P>Smutometrist Nebtastic<P><BR>T.O.P.A Head of Security<P><BR>" E El Isum Shil El Eloh El Rahmun, Alazi Izu El Rahummul!"<BR> <BR>
26624, Hold Up Now.
Posted by guest, Fri Feb-25-00 06:55 AM
>yo I was just sittin here chillin <BR>>watchin "The Daily Show" and no <BR>>Jon Stewart did not just diss <BR>>The Roots....<P>Actually, It wasnt really a diss at all. Especially seeing what they did to everyone else. <P>>well he was dissing other <BR>>artists too (Christina Aguillera, Elton John, <BR>>J. Lopez, Puffy) but this one <BR>>hit home nahmean, makin fun of <BR>>Black Thought's slang,<P>Funny is funny. You know white humor loves making fun of slang.<P>>and even poked <BR>>fun at ?uest (makin fun of <BR>>?uest's shoutout of okayplayer.com) <P>Cant say I saw this. And I watch the whole thing. Trying to start up something on the boards maybe? <P>>saying he <BR>>was "forgetful" (while a supposedly playful <BR>>Stewart was brushing his teeth-- a <BR>>crack on ?uest leaving his pick <BR>>in his hair)<P>You didnt get that joke?! Maybe someone else should have posted on this..... I thought it was funny. Anybody that saw the segment agree?<P>>...so to Jon Stewart <BR>>I give a big EFF YOU!!! <P>Listen, ANY show that can make Jon Stewart funny is a masterpeice. Keep you pants on, its suppose to be fun.<P>Peace and love,<BR>-Ben (iLL)<P><P>"We Love Hip Hop!" -The Cake<P>"There's no fighting in the war room!" -The President (Peter Sellers) in "Dr. Strangelove"<P>A man that works with his hands is a laborer; a man who works with his brain is a craftsman; but a man who works with his hands and his brain and his heart is an artist. -Louis Nizer<P>I can't knock you for not knowing/ But I could for you not wanting to learn/ Nor for asking/ But I could for you not willing to earn/ No I can't, for someone to even havta tell me twice/ So this music is my sacrifice/ So I be dedicated, determinated, and dependable/ To demonstrate directly/ And use the opportunity correctly/ So forget the gold teeth/ Forget the bald head/ forget it sound country/ Just remember what I said... -Atlanta's own Cee-Loo
26625, jon was always funny
Posted by AFKAP_of_Darkness, Fri Feb-25-00 07:01 AM
i think he's taken the show to new heights. i mean, i thought craig was cool, with his self-deprecating smugness, but his CBS show has now shown him to be (without the daily show writers) what he always was: an empty vessel with pretty hair. <P>jon stewart, on the other hand, is an honest-to-god comedian and his improvisations are hilarious. <P>but that's just one man's opinion...
26626, Mother Fucker?
Posted by Numba_33, Fri Feb-25-00 07:15 AM
Craig is the fuckin man!!! ARG!!! Craig Kilborn is hip hop!!! I like it when Craig interviews the people and he kinda goes astray rather than read the stuff written for him. Jon Stewart is coo, but Kilborn is HIP HOP!! AHHHH! <P>P.S. Sorry to curse at ya AFKAP, but Kilborn ranks up there for me. Sorry man...<P>~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_<BR>April 11th -- Both Sides of the Brain by Del the Funky Homosapien<BR>Yes okayplayers... it got pushed back again!<BR>~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_<BR>Conversation with a friend/ex-okayplayette<BR>Del Jocker33: and how would you be able to validate if I get ass or not <BR> Del Jocker33: I could just lie to you <BR> FuEgoEnCieLo: well...u would have to show me the used condom...lol
26627, i will slowly back away...
Posted by AFKAP_of_Darkness, Fri Feb-25-00 07:21 AM
...and try not to agitate you. for i see that i am looking into the eyes of a lunatic!
26628, lol...
Posted by Numba_33, Fri Feb-25-00 08:37 AM
Sorry man, ever since the SportsCenter days I have loved him. Damn, Geoge Muresan should go in his show!!!<P>~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_<BR>April 11th -- Both Sides of the Brain by Del the Funky Homosapien<BR>Yes okayplayers... it got pushed back again!<BR>~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_<BR>Conversation with a friend/ex-okayplayette<BR>Del Jocker33: and how would you be able to validate if I get ass or not <BR> Del Jocker33: I could just lie to you <BR> FuEgoEnCieLo: well...u would have to show me the used condom...lol
26629, Correction:
Posted by KDfromWestP, Fri Feb-25-00 08:03 AM
poked <BR>>fun at ?uest (makin fun of <BR>>?uest's shoutout of okayplayer.com) <P>well it's not like Mr. Stewart dissed the site, he just took a pice of Quest's acceptace speech and rolled with it...I'm sure whatever Questlove would've said up there, J. Stewart would've made the same joke being that he was more making fun of the afro-pick in the hair....but I'm realizing now that The Roots MUST be the shit, if people are startin to notice them now and make jokes, so clown on Mr. Stewart, you're only increasing record sales.... <img src="http://www.okayplayer.com/dcforum/Images/happy.gif"><BR>________________________________________<BR>"Of course that's just my opinion, I could be wrong" -Dennis Miller<P>***proud member of T.O.P.A.*** <P>KD215877 on AOL/Compuserve<P>Where will YOU be Memorial Day Weekend???<BR><a href="http://www.geocities.com/Colosseum/Stands/7507/reunion2.html" target="_blank">http://www.geocities.com/Colosseum/Stands/7507/reunion2.html<;/a>
26630, Cool
Posted by guest, Fri Feb-25-00 10:06 AM
BTW, whats with the Stewert better than Cliborn shit? Wha?!?!!? Craig had me on the floor thirty minutes NIGHTLY! The show was twice as good back then. <P><BR>Peace and love,<BR>-Ben (iLL)<P><P>"We Love Hip Hop!" -The Cake<P>Rupert Cadwell:"Brandon has told me a lot about you."<BR>Janet Walker:"Did he do me justice?"<BR>Rupert Cadwell:"Do you deserve Justice?"<BR>From Aflred Hitchcok's "Rope" (1948)<P>"The cures all ills and wrongs, the cares, the sorrows and the crimes of humanity, all lie in the one word "love". It is the divine vitality that everywhere produces and restores life."<BR>-Lydia Maria Child<P>"You can't fight in here, this is the war room!" -President Merkin Muffly(Peter Sellers) in "Dr. Strangelove"<P>A man that works with his hands is a laborer; a man who works with his brain is a craftsman; but a man who works with his hands and his brain and his heart is an artist. -Louis Nizer<P>"Wow! If its in a book, it MUST be true!" -Milhouse from "The Simpsons"<P>I can't knock you for not knowing/ But I could for you not wanting to learn/ Nor for asking/ But I could for you not willing to earn/ No I can't, for someone to even havta tell me twice/ So this music is my sacrifice/ So I be dedicated, determinated, and dependable/ To demonstrate directly/ And use the opportunity correctly/ So forget the gold teeth/ Forget the bald head/ forget it sound country/ Just remember what I said... <BR>-Atlanta's own Cee-Loo of the Goodie Mob
26631, Roots on John Stewart Show
Posted by guest, Fri Feb-25-00 10:34 AM
I am pretty sure that back in the day (like 95 or 96), The Roots were musical guests on the John Stewart show. Ya can't take a diss seriously if it comes from John Stewart or Craig Kilbourn... that's their job... I didn't see it, but the description of the diss woulda made me laugh!!<P>(((krutch)))(((2000)))<P>"Lyrically calculus in this arithmetic hip hop metropolis" - black thought<P>"I'm hard as me tryin' to park a dodge, drunk as fuck..." - eminem<P>"Pardon me while I burst into flames. I've had enough of our world and its peoples mindless games" - boyd (incubus)
26632, Thank You Jon Stewart
Posted by guest, Fri Feb-25-00 11:46 AM
HoMeBrO SaYs Ya Gave the roots free publicity!!!<P>Hopefully, next time the roots win the grammy, they come prepared with proper grammar, or they will get punked lol! youknowwhatimsayin!<P><P>
26633, you can NOT be for real...
Posted by guest, Fri Feb-25-00 01:40 PM
Man, are you serious? You're gonna hate on Jon Stewart cause he poked a lil' fun at the Roots? and making ish up too? (he did not make fun of okayplayer... he knows not to go that far) Kid you need to chill... I thought it was funny as hell. He's funny as hell, whether you're po, rich white and 60 or black, rich, po' and 18. Don't matter. More props to whoever said that it shows that the roots are finally getting their due. Congratulations guys...<P>my styles are kinda phat, reminiscient of a whale- Q-tip<P>Je suis celui que tu detestes, mais celui que ta femme aime... -Rocca (La Cliqua)
26634, and besides....
Posted by guest, Sat Feb-26-00 06:19 PM
that toothbrush was down right evil....<P> ...Why do I need a six-pack to speak it...<BR>... my language unverisal, people be reciting my qoutes... <BR>
26635, please read post #14.....
Posted by KDfromWestP, Sun Feb-27-00 02:40 PM
>Man, are you serious? You're gonna hate <BR>>on Jon Stewart cause he poked <BR>>a lil' fun at the Roots? <BR>>and making ish up too? (he <BR>>did not make fun of okayplayer... <P>I corrected myself on my second post on this thread (#14).....<P>>he knows not to go that <BR>>far) Kid you need to chill... <P>I was hyped, I typed it right after I saw the segment...I was upset cuz it seemed like the guys were gettin shitted on and compared to the rest of the BS that passes as hip hop music....<P>>I thought it was funny as <BR>>hell. He's funny as hell, whether <BR>>you're po, rich white and 60 <BR>>or black, rich, po' and 18. <BR>>Don't matter. <P>Yeah he's funny, just caught me off guard when he mentioned The Roots...kinda like the comedian makin fun of people and then gettin mad when said comedian makes fun of you...the joke is still funny, just not to you....but now I'm laughing <img src="http://www.okayplayer.com/dcforum/Images/happy.gif"><P>More props to whoever <BR>>said that it shows that the <BR>>roots are finally getting their due. <P>umm a few peolpe said that, including me in post #14 <img src="http://www.okayplayer.com/dcforum/Images/wink.gif"><P>'preciate your time in posting to my thread <img src="http://www.okayplayer.com/dcforum/Images/happy.gif"><BR>________________________________________<BR>"Of course that's just my opinion, I could be wrong" -Dennis Miller<P>***proud member of T.O.P.A.*** <P>KD215877 on AOL/Compuserve<P>Where will YOU be Memorial Day Weekend???<BR><a href="http://www.geocities.com/Colosseum/Stands/7507/reunion2.html" target="_blank">http://www.geocities.com/Colosseum/Stands/7507/reunion2.html<;/a>
26636, that shit was funny!!!!!!!
Posted by guest, Fri Feb-25-00 01:43 PM
i was laughin HARD. i wouldnt really call it dissing he was just playin around. plus i dont think he even writes the jokes so.....<BR>i like jon stewart but back in the day kilborn could kill it. but kilborns new show? HORRIBLE!!!!!!! ive seen it like 5 times and i have no intention of seeing it again.<BR>LONG LIVE CONAN OBRIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<BR>seriously if u can stay up late enough check out conan i think hes better than everyone in late night.
26637, here! here!
Posted by guest, Sat Feb-26-00 04:00 PM
conan o'briiiiiiien<P>is the ish to the inth degree.<P>kilbourn is only funny when the moon reaches it's new cycle it seems.<P>jon stewart is funny as hell as well and when someone is making fun of you on late night tv watch out stardom cuz here the roots come!<P><P><P>
26638, Don't leave me hanging!
Posted by Timmy, Mon Feb-28-00 09:02 PM
So, wait; I didn't see it! What did he say about ?uest's Afro? Something about a toothbrush?<P>=Timmy=
26639, John Stewart
Posted by guest, Wed Mar-01-00 05:38 AM
Who the f*ck is John Stewart? I know who the Roots are but I damn sure don't know who this stewart person is. Oh well, I guess that says it all. <img src="http://www.okayplayer.com/dcforum/Images/happy.gif">